Women Hate Boobs

Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.

Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.

How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.

It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.

Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.

‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”

Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.

“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”

What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.

Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.

I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.

Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.

Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob

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  1. diamatik Says:

    Billy, you can’t expect better from a woman.

  2. Billy Says:

    diamatik said:

    Billy, you can’t expect better from a woman.

    True women suck as people.

  3. Billy Says:

    Billy said:

    diamatik said:

    Billy, you can’t expect better from a woman.

    True women suck as people.
    Err …
    True, women suck as people.

  4. silverbackman Says:

    Fred said:

    You’re really not funny at all. You’re a terrible writer, too. I get the feeling that you are a fat, bald, white guy.

    What a racist shite you are. What does being white have to do with anything? And some people dig the bald look. Are you a woman? I’m not going to hold it against you since many women are racists.

  5. wolfe Says:

    Simple statement, but it bears repeating. Without commenting on “Fred’s” opinions further, I’ve no time for racist views. I suspect the overwhelming majority (99.9%+) of this site’s viewers don’t either.

    Don’t give a crap if it’s anti-white, anti-black, anti-asian, anti-aboriginal, anti-australian — just go away.

    -wolfe

  6. me Says:

    Billy said:

    Billy said:

    diamatik said:

    Billy, you can’t expect better from a woman.

    True women suck as people.
    Err …
    True, women suck as people.

    you men would not be around if it was not for women so why hate so much?

  7. diamatik Says:

    We don’t hate women. Just because we choose speak the truth about women rather than to flatter women does not mean that we hate them.

    The pain you were feel as you are reading this wonderful site are as a result of ‘the truth hurts’ syndrome. If you dont like what is being said here, then go bury your head in the sand some more.

  8. Billy Says:

    me said:

    you men would not be around if it was not for women so why hate so much?

    You women wouldn’t be around either if it weren’ for men! I don’t hate women, just distrust them and dislike their narcisitic attitudes.
    You can go find thouands more sites with women who hate men on it,
    but do you ever see a woman complain about that? No
    Or the “boys stink, throw rocks at them”
    Yet women get hysterical when the reserve is seen.

    No I don’t have hate for women just because they are stupid self-serving hypocritical witches.
    No I don’t hate women, but I could sure do without them.
    Celibacy isn’t a bad thing.

  9. Luka Says:

    Would it be fair to say that the men on this site don’t hate women but hate the attitudes of women towards men in this day and age?

    Although this site is not a reflection of all women (nor indeed, of all men), it does hit some home truths about the state of relationships between the sexes. It is not a pretty sight (or site, if you will excuse the wordplay) but as diamatik stated it is certainly better than sticking your head in the sand about the situation. The sooner we are aware of what is happening between men and women, the sooner we can adjust and change the unhealthy attitudes that ultimately hurt us all.

  10. Big Al Says:

    Billy said:
    Feel bad about being white?
    What a stupid remark.

    A lot of women do feel bad about being white, Billy. Like Barbara Rutland, for example.

    You and I don’t. Because men are better than women.

    -Big Al

  11. diamatik Says:

    Do you really need to go that route Big Al?

  12. Big Al Says:

    diamatik said:
    Do you really need to go that route Big Al?

    Anon said:I have ranked the insults in order, from what you should feel worst about first to last.

    1. Fat.
    2. Not funny.
    3. Terrible writer.
    4. Bald.
    5. White.

    Anon went that route earlier. The only possible reason I can think of that I am expected not not go that route is that men are better than women.

    Fair enough.

    Accordingly, I will allow that Barbara Rutland may be atypical, and not representative of all women in her prejudice against white people.

    Does anyone know where she stands on people who are fat, not funny, terrible writers and bald?

    -Big Al

  13. Billy Says:

    Most of know that laws and political correctness are evidence of emotive thought waves of stupid women.

  14. diamatik Says:

    Big Al, I was specifically talking about the link you posted to American Renaissance. Nothing written on that page even remotely suggested that Barbara Rutland ‘fel[t] bad about being white’ as per your post.

    I am not pleased that I was led to that site by your link. I clicked the link because I thought that you had something valuable to contribute to this conversation. After what I read, I am now rather disapointed in you.

  15. Rolland Says:

    First off, the article you refer to was written by JOCELYN NOVECK, who, and this is just a GUESS–is most likely a woman.

    Now, if you actually read the article, you’ll see that she is not a person who was bothered by this cover:

    “These readers weren’t complaining about a sexually explicit cover, but rather one of a baby nursing, on a wholesome parenting magazine — yet another sign that Americans are squeamish over the sight of a nursing breast…”

    And if you continue to read, in the second paragraph, you discover that only 1/4 of reader’s polled were uncomfortable with the breast on the cover:

    “in a poll of more than 4,000 readers, a quarter of responses to the cover were negative, calling the photo — a baby and part of a woman’s breast, in profile — inappropriate.”

    In fact, there was even mention of a woman who liked the cover:

    “Another mother, Kelly Wheatley, wrote Babytalk to applaud the cover, precisely because, she says, it helps educate people that breasts are more than sex objects.”

    You tried to make an argument with a huge generalization about all women based on an isolated incident, distorted numbers, and name-calling.

  16. Billy Says:

    Women here want breast to be sacred as they think their vulvas are and they FEEL that men shouldn’t be getting a free look Ô¿Ô…

    Men should always pay up to view such sacred female body parts.

  17. diamatik Says:

    Brilliant analysis, Billy!

  18. abaddon_fff Says:

    Luka said:

    Would it be fair to say that the men on this site don’t hate women but hate the attitudes of women towards men in this day and age?

    —That would be fair in my own view.—

    Although this site is not a reflection of all women (nor indeed, of all men), it does hit some home truths about the state of relationships between the sexes.

    -Agreed, however this site is the result of years of mockery in my belief. Men have been generalized, insulted and degraded by feminism for quite some time.—

    It is not a pretty sight (or site, if you will excuse the wordplay) but as diamatik stated it is certainly better than sticking your head in the sand about the situation. The sooner we are aware of what is happening between men and women, the sooner we can adjust and change the unhealthy attitudes that ultimately hurt us all.

    —The question remains, why is this happening? Who benefits from all of this? Why is there even a war of the sexes in the first place?—

    -Strength and Honor–

  19. Billy Says:

    abaddon_fff said:
    —That would be fair in my own view.—

    —The question remains, why is this happening? Who benefits from all of this? Why is there even a war of the sexes in the first place?—

    -Strength and Honor–

    I concur…
    I don’t think we can change women without being mean back to them.
    Women will have to have their noses rubbed into the shit and spanked like a puppydog. They don’t have the brains or logic to see the hypocrisy in all they say and do. Women started the damn war and it’s up to men to end it. Most women are ingrates.

  20. Emily Says:

    Ok well I am a girl, as you can probably tell by the name above, and to address the first point I love drinking. I don’t mean stupid “girlie” drinks like Cruisers; I love going down to my local and having a pint with my friends.
    In reply to the main feature of this article- I love boobs…love having them and also love looking at them too.
    Judging from the content of this site I’m guessing that you guys consider yourself to be great and finally in reply to that I think in general guys are great too. I love guys, you’re lots of fun. I also agree that feminism and some feminists do take things to the extreme- but isn’t that what you’re doing here?

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