Women: Not As Dumb As They Act
There’s nothing I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. It’s such a joy because women do it with the same level of class, tact, and subtlety they use in everything: not a goddamn bit.
The ultimate question was put to women recently: would you rather work for a man or some type of she-devil who resembles your mother only in body and never in tenderness, usefulness, or grace?
Oh wait, there is something I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. Ten hot babes in bikinis. Awesome.
Women hate female bosses, according to a new study brought to us by the woman-magazine entitled Elle — but not pronounced that way. Typical. When men present studies, they do it in journals and scientific literatures and other things that don’t contain condom ads. Women do it on glossy paper between tips on losing winter fatness and inappropriate articles about periods and gross like that. That’s why no one takes women seriously. Kids learn how to read and count from jackasses in purple dinosaur costumes. No one takes them seriously.
If you ask me, this whole argument is moot because there’s no such thing as a female boss. She’s just a middle manager or some higher-up man-boss’s secretary. You have to have balls to be the boss and no woman has those, so what the fuck is the big deal? This is just another excuse for women to complain about a problem that doesn’t exist.
Shall I revisit the date rape statistics?
Fuck, I’ve listened to a ten-minute female dissertation on how men’s bathrooms are more convenient to get to than female bathrooms — and how it’s also some big architectural conspiracy, which is a field dominated by men. Here’s a thought. Maybe architecture is male-dominated because we know you can’t put two different bathrooms right the fuck on top of one another.
In a recent poll, men and women were asked which gender they’d rather work for. Out of all the women who weren’t too terrified to actually speak their mind when asked, three out of four said they’d rather answer to a man than a woman. That means 75% of women agree men are better than women. Case closed. I’m not sure how many women would rather get Chlamydia or be a surrogate birth mother than work for a female boss, but I imagine that percentage is high as well. Either is less painful and embarrassing than covering up for the fuck ups of a lady boss.
These women were then asked which qualities of womankind made them such shitty bosses. Instead of reading the list, I invented one and assumed it was the same.
Dick’s Reasons Women Make Shitty Bosses
Women are cheap as shit. It takes money to make money!
Women are catty and vindictive.
Women have a ticking time bomb in their uterus called a womb — or wherever the fuck it is.
Women end all their sentences in questions even when no question is evident.
Women think “gossipy” is a word when surveyed for a serious news publication.
Women don’t want female bosses any more than women want female employees. Actually, that’s a good survey that I’m going to take right now in my head.
What percentage of female bosses want female employees?
Fucking zero.
The only reason women claw to the first rung of corporate buck passing is because they want to lord it over the men who work for them like it’s the penis they wish they had. Unless it’s a Christmas party and they’re in a cake, women don’t belong at work. Even women know that and they don’t know a goddamn thing.
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March 7th, 2007 at 3:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Agreed, women who think they are bosses are really just admin managers which anyone can do.
March 7th, 2007 at 5:55 am - IP Man-Hash: faec3c5c66ba3
GREat post Dick
these BIATCches only stick their dumb asses up in the workplace so they can fuckin steal the LITTLE man\’s J-O-B while HOEing their SKANk azz to the top. Who winz ?? The TOP DAWG A BAD BOY PRODUCTION and HIS hoes NONE for you average JOE you toO LOW now for the FEMinsst OVErlordess;.. What is this ? GRRLLL power stole my FUCKIN job and pussy from ME at the same time !!!! HOLY shit welcome to equality no edumACation no job no pussy for YOU mr. AVg JOE !!! TAKE IT ALL bitches thats what you PLLANNNED from the begginggi. ha HA ha girl powwa feminism DONE stole MY soul now I\’m coming back fromthe DEAD to BREAK u[p the HAREM and RETAKE THE MOTHEReffin SYSTEM FOR THe LITTLE GUY. dontrun for the exits we got that covreeed this time . over.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Another interesting article Dick.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
A few more reasons..
Women are jealous of other women who can tell them what to do.
Women can’t use sex exploitation to get away with doing nothing unless the boss is a dyke..
Crying won’t work on a female boss since females have no fucking compassion.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
And the biggest one of all. Female bosses look to Germaine Greer as an idol.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 37c7a53deed0d
True Necro. Women find “inspiration” in other women who haven’t done a fucking thing in their lives. How painful it is for a hard working man employee, and/or a man boss to have to listen to an incompetent woman tell him that she got to where she’s at because Germaine Greer, Andrea Dworkin, Gloria Steinem, or some other feminist dump gave her the motivation, when these women haven’t done a fucking thing but burn bras and squeal like pigs about demanding to be treated equal.
March 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f
Kudos. Another outstanding article Mr Masterson.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
You got that right!
And they continue spewing lies and misandry every chance they get.
Someone needs to shove a full cup of shutthefuckup in thier faces.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e06ea364853e0
I guess someone should tell Hitlery that she has already lost
March 7th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
But then they bring out the lawyers and go ‘Oh he raped me’ ‘he was mean to me’ ‘he sexually harassed me’ and so on.
March 7th, 2007 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Yeah true.. They got our hands tied for now.
Hopefully we can turn things around one day soon.
March 7th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Some truly funny shit.
March 8th, 2007 at 12:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9982ab940f782
Is the Unread comment box messed up or is it just me?
March 8th, 2007 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Mailed Dick about it.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Theres are a few things not working properly since the change of host was done. Manhash? Everytime I post I have to wait for upload and wait… then I click stop, reload page and the post has went on through.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Something really strange happened today. The wife had my remote as she acted like she knew how to use it.. She went right past the Oprah channel. I said “Hey you just missed Oprah” and she replied “I hate Oprah.” I spent the next 2 minutes trying to gather my senses and get up off the floor. Maybe she is maturing in her old age?
March 13th, 2007 at 5:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I have seen a similar thing in my mother. She sees a TV show like opera and just says its crap, in less violent words, but yeah. Not all women are hopeless setbacks.
March 15th, 2007 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Youse people still gots cable? Maybe Oprah was dressed the same garb as the missis…
March 15th, 2007 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Well she didn’t have the chance to see what Ocrah was wearing.
June 3rd, 2007 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: caaa689f3ffb0
sigh, where’s Female, you people are boring the hell out of me