Women: Not As Dumb As They Act
There’s nothing I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. It’s such a joy because women do it with the same level of class, tact, and subtlety they use in everything: not a goddamn bit.
The ultimate question was put to women recently: would you rather work for a man or some type of she-devil who resembles your mother only in body and never in tenderness, usefulness, or grace?
Oh wait, there is something I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. Ten hot babes in bikinis. Awesome.
Women hate female bosses, according to a new study brought to us by the woman-magazine entitled Elle — but not pronounced that way. Typical. When men present studies, they do it in journals and scientific literatures and other things that don’t contain condom ads. Women do it on glossy paper between tips on losing winter fatness and inappropriate articles about periods and gross like that. That’s why no one takes women seriously. Kids learn how to read and count from jackasses in purple dinosaur costumes. No one takes them seriously.
If you ask me, this whole argument is moot because there’s no such thing as a female boss. She’s just a middle manager or some higher-up man-boss’s secretary. You have to have balls to be the boss and no woman has those, so what the fuck is the big deal? This is just another excuse for women to complain about a problem that doesn’t exist.
Shall I revisit the date rape statistics?
Fuck, I’ve listened to a ten-minute female dissertation on how men’s bathrooms are more convenient to get to than female bathrooms — and how it’s also some big architectural conspiracy, which is a field dominated by men. Here’s a thought. Maybe architecture is male-dominated because we know you can’t put two different bathrooms right the fuck on top of one another.
In a recent poll, men and women were asked which gender they’d rather work for. Out of all the women who weren’t too terrified to actually speak their mind when asked, three out of four said they’d rather answer to a man than a woman. That means 75% of women agree men are better than women. Case closed. I’m not sure how many women would rather get Chlamydia or be a surrogate birth mother than work for a female boss, but I imagine that percentage is high as well. Either is less painful and embarrassing than covering up for the fuck ups of a lady boss.
These women were then asked which qualities of womankind made them such shitty bosses. Instead of reading the list, I invented one and assumed it was the same.
Dick’s Reasons Women Make Shitty Bosses
Women are cheap as shit. It takes money to make money!
Women are catty and vindictive.
Women have a ticking time bomb in their uterus called a womb — or wherever the fuck it is.
Women end all their sentences in questions even when no question is evident.
Women think “gossipy” is a word when surveyed for a serious news publication.
Women don’t want female bosses any more than women want female employees. Actually, that’s a good survey that I’m going to take right now in my head.
What percentage of female bosses want female employees?
Fucking zero.
The only reason women claw to the first rung of corporate buck passing is because they want to lord it over the men who work for them like it’s the penis they wish they had. Unless it’s a Christmas party and they’re in a cake, women don’t belong at work. Even women know that and they don’t know a goddamn thing.
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female bosses do suck.
women get mad over stupid things i do at work.
i’m on my break so i think i can do stupid shit if i want.
females complicate things.
I can pee standing up too Dick!
(and i’m a girl)
Does Dick have any opinions on ‘lesbians’/gay women?
in my opinion, no female needs to be one.
Now I’m out of my professional environment, and free to express my opinions unhindered by the PC brigade, I’ll say the following:
Women bosses are just deeply intuitively unnatural.
This is the same kind of aversion that normal human beings have to homosexuals or pedophiles; it’s just the way humans are made. The natural order, as created by God, is man dominant, woman obedient/submissive. The more we break away from that hierarchy, the more we disqualify ourselves from the criteria which define as human beings.
This is also consistent with an increasing amount of scientific literature pertaining to the notion that, free of feminist social engineering, the natural neurobiological mode of behaviour between men and women is heteropatriarchal.
Unsubmissive women should learn to be obedient again. This mode of behaviour came naturally to women in the past who were happy to submit to their husbands, and enjoyed a far better quality of life than do modern women, who are increasingly isolated, embittered and hatefilled. It still does to many women today who are sane enough to disregard the sophistic crap that feminism represents.
There is no such thing as “normal”, and if you an aversion to what two consenting adults do in private then you’re too fucking nosy.
Blatant generalization, retard
What? That’s absurd and completely wrong.
How is he contradicting himself?
yawn
The only things you beat men in are basically a) being a whore, b) lying and c) being retarded.
I beat men at everything so this can’t be true.
have you ever worked for a substantial amount of women bosses that you’re able to make this post?
You base everything you post on what you think is true, but not what IS true
there is in fact a difference
Might I also add that my work could be done from ANY computer in the entire command, I wasnt leaving the computer floor to avoid work, only to avoid women. Just to clarify.
I have personally worked for many a female boss. When I was 18 I joined the Navy, I had no way of getting out of the po-dunk town I was in and needed an outlet. I liked my job. I worked in New Orleans at the Naval Support Activity for the Navy Air Logistics Office, I did data entry - inputted flight times and cargo weight into computer systems for the men that were actually out flying and fighting. The computer floor where I worked was totally female and let me tell you what a Bitch that was - pun intended. I frequently left the computer floor and went to hang with the GUYS on the Ops floor because they cared enough to carry on conversations worth listening to. Ill never forget PO Robinson. Man, that bitch was on a seriously unjustified power-trip. She made my life a hell, her among with several other females in that dept. Needless to say, the military wasnt a place for me, even if it was a respectful job. Women should not be in power, they just get off on their position and not their influence.
….sorry. Hope I made sense because I’m real tired.
I don’t know if any of you live in the Phoenix area and this is a little off topic but anyways on this station called 101.5 jams, they have this thing called the “loser line” and its where girls can call in and get a number to set guys up to humiliate themselves on air. ONLY girls can have this number. Well, so anyways, outside of History class today, some girls and one of the most effeminate guys I have ever met were laughing about the show and the guys on it who supposedly make “fools” of themselves just by telling girls they like them and I stepped in and said bluntly that I hate that show and one girl asked why and I said that I thought it degraded men. Needless to say, they started laughing and I asked what they were laughing at. They then proceeded to make excuses for why these girls were doing what they were doing and the guy chimed in occasionally to back the girls up while a girl nearby giggled at the situation. I didn’t even start with her though as she wasn’t worth it. The guy then called me bi-polar and then another girl (who’s actually very nice) came up to sit down and the same guy mocked me and was like “apparantley society is degrading men.” I then asked why he had to make fun of me and he denied he was when I was right there. Then one girl who was laughing came up to her and said “you won’t believe what just happened” while I sat there annoyed as hell. It was then time to go into class and I hopped up and stood right next to the same girl to zip up my backpack while she looked all scared. I left my Pepsi sitting where I was the whole time and she was like “you left your Pepsi” and I was like “I can take care of myself thank you” and she walked away all scared of me. We then went into class and I started talking to the nice girl about the situation and the “guy” began to interrupt me while I was talking. I don’t get it. Why does it seem to be ok to trash men?
all men talk about are guns, cars, comics, and video games.
Women have different interest our subjects are boring to your, and your are hella boring to us.
“And most women are boring as well as ignorant.”
Way to contradict your self man!
there are many companies where a women is better suited, IE care products imagine men trying to sel lotion, it’ll end up a guy jacking off with the lotion.
Are you serious? A conspiracy? O.O Wow. Now i am starting to see why you men make fun of us so…it’s because of dumbasses like that :/
Nickelback: Rockstar
It’s a fact that only boring people get bored. And most women are boring as well as ignorant.
Lol Sots, very nice. Have 100 man points for that little nugget.
Have you ever noticed how the women who post here are always telling us to go out and get laid? I’m sure if you spoke to the men who pummel their pussies, they’d be shocked to hear their cum-buckets advising men to get sex; since what they normally hear from them is
So a man can have sex whomever he wants?
there is no word for that?
and a woman is a whore just because she exist??
In any case I wish someone would be more open-minded
and mature about this.
“Women are this…Women are that…”
“Men are this…Men are that…”
The only good thing about this is that
No one is the same. Not everyone is like who you exactly describe. There will be someone who isn’t in any of these categories. I’m sorry sexism and discrimination exist–but I’m for one live above it.
Bend over.
You don’t rid cancer by smoking cigarettes.