Women Are So Anti-Gay It’s Not Even Funny
True story. I was walking to the store yesterday and smoking a giant Cuban cigar — as I like to do on Tuesday’s. On the way, I passed a woman who was shouting at her dog. The dog had wandered away and was ferreting through someone’s trash.
Being the helpful man that I am, I tried to explain to the woman that the dog was probably not understanding her position on the matter and that this is one of the reasons the city magistrate considers it in everyone’s best interests for dogs to be kept on leashes — to deter that kind of chaos. Everyone got together and agreed it would make the city better.
The woman made an overly-crass comment that I’m not going to repeat here because of its hateful subject matter and stormed away. I found myself asking one question as she did.
Why do all women hate gay people so much?
Women sling insults of the homosexual variety at men with greater fervor and intensity than a rabid wolf. They practically spit all over themselves when they get a chance to snarl some anti-gay epithet at a man. It’s disgusting.
Also, when I say “gay people”, I obviously mean gay men. Gay women, or “lesbians” are not gay. They’re faking it. You can tell because they’re as loud as possible about their sexual proclivities at all times.
Just like the mischievous school boy who insists he doesn’t cheat at Monopoly is a liar and a cheater (good man-reasoning in Monopoly — a sure way to win!), “lesbians” are not actually gay. They just want attention, some way to define themselves that isn’t “failure”, or to get back at their parents for clothing and sheltering them for twenty-four years (usually more). I don’t know when these “lesbian’s” decided that proper parenting was a crime, but they did and we men have to deal with it.
Women claim that gay people are the greatest things since sliced bread. But listen to their reasons: because they shop and because they listen.
Listen? Women know as much about listening as an ass knows about playing a flute.
What women actually want to do with gay people (when they’re not shaming them behind their backs with radically anachronistic slanders) is use them as a dart board for an endless tirade of nonsense blubbering about men in general, and without ever having to return any kind of favor for this service — any kind.
That is monkey shit.
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Why the hell do I need to be on a dating forum? 26 letters in the alphabet, I’m tipping that someone else has gotten around to putting two of the letters together as a psudonym, other than myself.
You recognised what? My style of writing? My dashing good looks, wit, and exceptional sense of humour?
Kaoru Says:
July 11th, 2005 at 12:02 am
‘I also do not believe in girls flirting with guys.’
Now THERE’S a surprise. Just for the slower women here reading this when they shouldn’t be, that was SARCASM.
I am a woman and I am fed up of gay men and women. What gay men do is act bitchy all the time and always look down on women and pick on women. It’s cruel, you gay men are cruel and messed up in your heads. Who the hell do you gays think you are? We don’t care that you are gay, stop making such a big deal about yourselves alright. Society doesn’t like gays, end of story. Lesbians, are a bunch of stupid, useless people who think they are more intellectual than straights just cos lesbos are ugly. I hate lezzies too and I work in academia as a lecturer so don’t tell me that I’m thick. Straight and proud that nature hasn’t messed around w/ my genes!
# Dick Masterson Says:
July 10th, 2005 at 12:28 am
Kaoru,
This isn’t a dating service. Please try to keep your personal relationships to yourself and off of this site — which is where you should be.
-Dick
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Dear Mr. Masterson,
Of course it isn’t. That is obvious. I was asking simply because I think I might have seen his username before on a particular Budo forum. I was curious to see if it was the same person. I do not know him at all, otherwise. I possibly could have read his posts, if he was for a time, on the forum I am thinking of, but that’s it.
And, for your information, I do not date guys in this manner. I do not believe in dating services. I also do not believe in girls flirting with guys. Are you happy now?
Oh, and there is nothing wrong with asking a simple question, and please do not read into what I say. That is exactly what you did.
I don’t suppose you know how to properly apologise for making an assumption that is false. At least you did say please. But, now you owe me an apology for assuming something that was not true.
Kaoru
Kaoru,
This isn’t a dating service. Please try to keep your personal relationships to yourself and off of this site — which is where you should be.
-Dick
# CB Says:
June 30th, 2005 at 6:08 am
Gads, you let people into your house and they shit all over the floor, after complaining about the colour of the walls. It’s patently obvious that entities posting here that are NOT men are unable to read, or just decide that the directive at the top of the page applies to someone else. Typical female behaviour really.
Don’t even know why I’m surprised to see women here. Any chance to insult, abuse, degrade, defile, denigrate, offend, rebuke, reprimand, excoriate, curse, blaspheme, vilify, castigate, criticise, slur, disparage, bad-mouth, belittle, harangue, profane and chastise men will be taken gleefully by the harridans that inhabit the comments box. Why? Because they understand the indelible truth. Men are better than women.
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And you don’t think you are offending(And all the above you said.) a woman by claiming men are better than a woman and giving all these stupid reasons why this is supposedly so? Drop the ego trip and think of someone besides yourself for once. If you all don’t like being ridiculed for all this, then stop with the ridiculous claims.
Oh, and BTW, don’t I know you from another forum? Your username seems familiar. Just wondering. If so, I didn’t know you were this impolite and self-centered.
How unfortunate.
Kaoru
Calling a straight man “gay” is part of their whole emasculation agenda - which is what feminism really about. They will use anything to reduce men as a class, and they do this by dividing us. If we all stood together - tough men, wimpy men, straight men, gay men, men of all races - we’d crush the feminists in a second. They win by boxing us into stereotypes and have us running in circles against each other. They use the conservative male’s chivalry against him, and the liberal male’s kindness against him. They get to have the best aspects of the traditional and the modern, we get the worst. We have to be sensitive AND still pick up the check. Until we reject ALL of it and define who we are as men ourselves, we will continue to be beaten by their bratty little game.
Ahhh your one of those weird religious types that takes everything in the bible literaly.
Losen up man.
Well, it really is no surprise that men are better than women. After all, Eve was made from a spare rib. Most things made of spare parts are inferior to those things that are made of parts designed specifically to create something superior.
Women are also pretty good at cleaning and cooking. Men do it better when they spend time doing that instead of all of the other things they do better than women, but women can do these few things good enough to satisfy us, usually.
Gads, you let people into your house and they shit all over the floor, after complaining about the colour of the walls. It’s patently obvious that entities posting here that are NOT men are unable to read, or just decide that the directive at the top of the page applies to someone else. Typical female behaviour really.
Don’t even know why I’m surprised to see women here. Any chance to insult, abuse, degrade, defile, denigrate, offend, rebuke, reprimand, excoriate, curse, blaspheme, vilify, castigate, criticise, slur, disparage, bad-mouth, belittle, harangue, profane and chastise men will be taken gleefully by the harridans that inhabit the comments box. Why? Because they understand the indelible truth. Men are better than women.
Gracious, Kaoru. You really need to read up a little on the history of language, dollface. Social antipathy toward swear words does not derive from religion. Rather, English women felt that fine old Saxon words like fuck and shit were beneath them because these women felt superior to the Saxons. They then began taking men to task for soiling their delicate little ears with them.
This is consistent with the entire history of women, of course. Since they will invariably fail when they are judged on natural merit, women rely on irrelevant criteria such as social class (and race, and religion, and more recently, sexual preference) to assuage their entirely understandable self-loathing.
You’re very cute when you’re indignant, btw.
kaoru, you are giving us men yet another reason women are not allowed on this site…..Endless rambling on and nagging about who the fuck knows what. If women were good at something that would be it.
No Mr. Masterson, they are not just words.
Any respectable and polite human being will realise this. If you are stupid enough to believe they are only words, then you need to go to Church or Synagogue or if you are Muslim, the Mosque, and learn what is and isn’t acceptable language. You have no manners whatsoever, and you have just proven this with your sarcastic and childish reply. You write like a spoiled brat who is only 5 years old.
No, women did not invent reasons not to swear. Religion did, and respectable and polite people who are both MEN and women did. Don’t be an idiot and put your foot in your mouth next time.
What is with this nonsense about Rainbows and lollipops, etc? You sound stupid and totally ridiculous. You aren’t a man, but a spoiled, ill-mannered child. Grow up.
Tell you what, your parents should have washed your mouth out with soap a few times when you were a kid. Maybe you’d behave in a more respectable manner if they had. Just because you are a man, does not mean it is ok to swear. Swear words are just verbal junk food so to speak, and make you sound like scum.
As for them being sanctioned here, that just shows how stupid a man can be, that they think it is cool and acceptable to swear. It really just makes them look idiotic! I don’t think all men are stupid(Because it is false to say ALL of any one group is stupid, or which ever one thinks about a particular group.), but I think you are acting very stupid right now. An intelligent man knows he does not need to swear in his conversations.
Really, I am surprised you know how to say “please.”
Kaoru
Dick Masterson Says:
June 27th, 2005 at 10:27 pm
Leave it to woman to invent reasons not to swear. Kaoru, they’re just words. Words that are completely sanctioned by this male run site for men only. Go preach your bullshit somewhere else, bumblecakes.
If you want to hear about rainbows and lollipops and other female fantasies from the mind of a five-year old, please point your browser elsewhere.
–Although I have nothing against swearing, all it really shows is that you have a limited vocabulary, and can’t think of a more descriptive or original word. It doesn’t actually make you sound ‘cool’ or ‘tough’ at all.
Leave it to woman to invent reasons not to swear. Kaoru, they’re just words. Words that are completely sanctioned by this male run site for men only. Go preach your bullshit somewhere else, bumblecakes.
If you want to hear about rainbows and lollipops and other female fantasies from the mind of a five-year old, please point your browser elsewhere.
-Dick
Duster, you are absolutely right that this thread proves women will always butt in with useless contributions that nobody wants.
They shouldn’t even be here, since this website is clearly labelled as being for men only — but as we know women are hopeless at following instructions, as well as everything else.
Duster,
“Sweet tap-dancing Christ! How many women will butt in during this thread to bring up shit that has already been discussed and decided by the men. Men, if this isn’t just proof in the pudding of women’s inadequacies concerning rationality, then I don’t know what the fuck is.”
First, you have a filthy mouth. Clean it up. A polite man should not swear. Unless he’s trash of course. Which are you? Trash or a nice person? If you want to be considered a man, then be nice for once, or is that beyond your capabilites? Only weasles swear like that.
No, men do not get to decide everything. What century do you think you are living in?
Just remember that you can’t reproduce. Without a woman, you’d never exist. I guess you have no respect for your own mother because she is a woman. You speak in a very unkind manner and you should be ashamed.
What kind of parents do you men have? Didn’t they teach any of you manners??
I knew a supposed “man” once. He ended up getting kicked out of the prestigious university we both went to, because he stole from the school and he cheated and he was downright rude to people. He could barely even spell. He also hated gays. In his music classes, he claimed to have perfect pitch, but what do you know, he failed the perfect pitch ear training class twice! How can a person with perfect pitch FAIL it? He failed every single class in his school for two years straight as well, before he got kicked out.
So, it goes to show, men are not better than a woman at everything. Unlike this loser, I passed all my classes with good grades.
The next time any of you want to make a stupid statement like that, don’t. It makes you all sound ignorant.
Sweet tap-dancing Christ! How many women will butt in during this thread to bring up shit that has already been discussed and decided by the men. Men, if this isn’t just proof in the pudding of women’s inadequacies concerning rationality, then I don’t know what the fuck is.
“Though of course, as females, they were hopeless at being Samurai. Just like females are hopeless at being women.”
–Since females ARE women they can’t be bad at being what they ARE. To BE is absolute!
If you’ll read back through this comment thread, you’ll find that it’s already been established beyond reasonable doubt that men are better than women at everything, including being women.
It’s so typical of a female to step into a discussion without having a clue about what has already been covered.
# Drunk and Serious, Seriously Drunk! Says:
June 27th, 2005 at 7:57 am
If women are becoming so independant, why has it taken however many years to acomplish this? I mean doesn’t that say something?
–Yea, it does say something. It says that men have used their position to hold women down.
During Hitler’s rein, who held more power - Hitler, or the people of Germany? That’s right, Hitler. But who was more powerful? The people, simply because of sheer number. So why was Hitler in power for so long, even though many of the people disagreed with his policies and actions? Because of fear, fear to speak out in disagreement.
Well, it’s much the same. Womens’ and mens’ status has become so much a part of society, and so accepted, people are afraid to speak out against society’s social conventions. In fact, many things that are so much the norm in terms of ‘common sense’ are actually rather bizarre, we just don’t think to question it properly. Things such as what we should wear, which financial values we should adopt, whom we should esteem, which ettiquitte we should follow, how much value we should place on particular things, etc etc etc.