Let’s Call a Spade a Spatula. Just to be Silly.
I awoke this morning with a powerful thirst to wrap my large, male brain-muscles around a myth that needs busting. So here it is: women hate nice guys.
Women hate nice guys?
That’s stupider than the Vagina Monologues.
Saying that women hate nice guys is like saying that it’s okay to drink in the workplace on days that end in “-day”. It’s annoying and redundant and stupid because all days end in “-day” just like all men are nice.
Bullshit, you say? How about no shit at all!
Think back on your own. When your car was stalled in the middle of a busy intersection, who helped you push it across? That’s right, a man. When you had something heavy that needed dumping behind a 7-11 — like a couch or a woman who passed out drunk in your backseat because she was trying way too hard to impress all of her whore friends; who helped you chuck it?
Kachuck — a man.
Has a man ever eaten half of your pizza and then made you play ten minutes of “I’m too stupid to do math because Cosmo said that was sexy” before chipping in? Fuck no, because that’s one of the most irritating games in the world and men don’t propagate that manner of horseshit. If he did though, it was probably extremely funny — something that women are also not and will never be.
In the practice of life, there is no struggle where a man won’t lend a man hand. Men will even help women, which is the biggest testament of all to our undeniable niceness. A woman, you see, will never ever offer any kind of ‘thank you’, so we’re pretty much doing it for nothing. She will just stand their clumsily with her uncharged cell phone and explain ad naseum how life did not prepare her in the least for whatever it was that needed doing. Wow, could you tell me something more obvious? Or should I say ovarious?
Speaking of that, if you had a Pog for every time that a man paid for a woman’s abortion (pretty nice considering it’s 100% her fault), you’d have a shitload of Pogs. It’s called responsibility ladies — who are absolutely forbidden from reading this. If you don’t want the cat in the cookie jar, close the fucking lid. Jesus.
By the way, if any of you men can think of something more helpful and nice than a man, please let me know. Purely for curiosity’s sake, the point has already been proven.
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May 18th, 2005 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: cea183d17f942
What’s this about not being able to drink at work now?
May 18th, 2005 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 16b8c758d7607
Hey, that’s what I want to know, Dan.
Let me clarify.
Drinking in days that end in “-day” is stupid to say only because all days end in “-day”. Doing the actual drinking at work and also whever you please is a completely different story. It’s perfectly fine and probably a good idea — whatever you want. That’s your perogative as a man.
-Dick
May 20th, 2005 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: cea183d17f942
Ahhh…I probably would have figured that out on my own if I wasn’t having to listen to some female chatter away in the background while I was reading your article.
May 20th, 2005 at 2:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Indeed. And I bet neither of you can actually remember what she was talking about — because it was probably everything under the sun and in no kind of order.
May 26th, 2005 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
Are you gay? Its the only explanation for not liking women this much.
Or prehaps you have such a small penis women laugh at you and thats why you dont like them.
All men are nice? HA the reason men are nice to women is because its the only way they can get laid.
hurm……somethings to think about
May 26th, 2005 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
“…the reason men are nice to women is because its [sic] the only way they can get laid.”
You’ve obviously never tried to get laid before.
-Dick
May 26th, 2005 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
Please your probably an old fart with no hair and a beer belly, why else would you hate women so much if they didnt laugh at you?
May 26th, 2005 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 272b77d9ce10f
Women don’t have to try…you men (besides a rare few and homosexuals) are too simple and easy.
May 26th, 2005 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
Men go for anything with breasts, does this make them more intelligent, i think not. (Oh sorry dick I used the ‘think’ word again, this must offend you as you obiously never do it. )
May 31st, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbadea2991f9c
hello nicole you are a fatty go lose some cos no one likes a fat chick. And your girlfreind is a ho
June 1st, 2005 at 8:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
I’m not a lesbian and I’m not overweight. And if you have nothing more inteligent to say i suggest you shut up.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: a75eff4218506
its not always a womans’s fault if she gets pregnant.What if she was raped?By an UN-NICE man???
Also,many UN-NICE men leave their wives with the kids.Many beat their wives.Women are caring,kind and passionate.I love women.
Also,many UN-NICE men start wars.They did all throughout history.Im a man.We’re assholes.Deal with it.Woman are great.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbadea2991f9c
heres somthing intelligent when you were bagging us you addressed us as a single person we are a group you stupid ass!!! wana go out?
June 1st, 2005 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3c7a479c05922
Go Nicole! Websites like this make me so mad…fucking sexist pigs.
June 2nd, 2005 at 2:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
I know, its so sad that men feel they have to compensate for their own shortcommings by degrading women.
Pathetic really.
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: a75eff4218506
Its not always a womans’s fault if she gets pregnant.What if she was raped?By an UN-NICE man???
Also,many UN-NICE men leave their wives with the kids.Many beat their wives.Women are caring,kind and passionate.I love women.
Also,many UN-NICE men start wars.They did all throughout history.Im a man.We’re assholes.Deal with it.Woman are great.
June 2nd, 2005 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
It’s interesting that when Dick made the comment of “there has never been anything wrong with any man ever” he seemed to be implying that nothing was wrong with rapists, wife beaters, murderers, child molesters and all the thieving men out there.
You still think every man is perfect Dick?
June 7th, 2005 at 4:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a0f4c7b636e9d
And what made the rapists and the wife beaters bad?
Women.
Exactly so.
June 7th, 2005 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: e420dbb177d6e
So when a woman is raped she asked for it?
So when a husband hits his wife she provoked him?
So when a child is molested a woman caused that man to become so evil?
If you men are so powerless you cannot conrol you own destinies and have so little backbone that a woman can bend it to her whim, then surely you are the imperfect ones?
June 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbadea2991f9c
nicole just cos i said that you were crap in the sak doesnt mean meen we cant ry again?? call me sexy
June 7th, 2005 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 020a33d086e1a
sam, anthony and ash, settle down guys/girls (sam and ash are a bit ambiguous). i dont think you’ve made an intelligent comment yet.
i agree with david and nicole’s comments, they were my thoughts exactly on the matter, facts show rape is committed mostly by men. careful not to sound sexist though nicole
i do however think dick has hit a fundamental charasteristic of most men that is predominantly not found in women. as a man i can account for at least 10 incidences where i have helped complete strangers with social, physical and economic issues. yet i dont think i’ve seen a woman jump in and break up a fight outside a pub, cheer up a sad bloke sittin in the corner (with just talking shit), or help someone whos broken down. not to say that it doesnt happen, i just havent seen it.
June 10th, 2005 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: e420dbb177d6e
Sam anthoyn and ash you should be so lucky…
June 21st, 2005 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: d288dcf669833
This whole website seems pretty ridiculous to me. Anyone who has studied any type of Biology will see that there are slight differences between gender. That is because our genes are inherited through our parents. Saying that men are better is great and all, but where is your facts and/or statistics to prove it? I believe that the REAL reason behind this site is not to prove your “superiority” over women, but more like a “He man women-hater club” (from the movie little rascals). To be completely honest I would have to say that women do as many “good deeds” as men.
There is one thing that I DON’T understand about women….(and I have asked a fair number of women this question). Why would they would rather go for a “bad guy” (any man that is rude, obnoxious and arrogant and other things) over a “nice guy” (any man that treats a women with respect, and is loving and carring). Most of them have responded; “Well, it’s because we feel like we have the power to change their attitude. That if they really liked us that they’d change their attitude because they love us.” Unfortunately MOST men DON’T change.
September 21st, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 6214144bb2267
Dr Thonalan:
Simple. First of all women are inherently self hating creatures. This has been discussed elsewhere on this site. This means that they cannot come to grips with, nor understand when somebody treats them with appreciation. In fact, they equate the appreciation you might profess to them as sheer stupidity.
Second and most amazing is that they need the drama. That’s right. No woman wants a man who will treat her nicely because it would completely ruin her male bashing fun at ladies night, yoga day, or whatever your particular lady calls it. Even the women who want you to be a little nice, still expect you to provide some drama every one in a while. In other words, they want you to be an asshole sometimes. Hey, it’s fun for them and fun for you.
September 21st, 2006 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: b5964b9dce68d
In otherwords JM, they are all suffering from histrionics vaginitus disease, and can’t be trusted to vote without electing the next Hitler in the US. Why not let horses vote? They’re pretty like women except they don’t fuck everything up and have bigger brains. What is my proof horses have bigger brains than women? Horses just shut the fuck up and be pretty, and graze all day. Women try to open their clueless fucking dicksuckers, and try their best to change the world for the worst.
Dr. Thonalan, are you a PHD of traffic control like the Iranian president? It would explain what a fucking idiot you are. Here you are defending women yet in the same breath talk about one of the cunt’s most disgusting and hypocritical traits. They hate good men. Nice guys, achievers, even Jesus Lord. If a man has ever done anything besides slap bitches in their face, women hate them.
Why don’t you do something manly for once in your life Thonalan… like shut the fuck up and read the teachings of this site and making a response when you get a clue. Or fuck off.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Got it. Nice one for my vocabulary. Thanks man.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4290183cb9ca
Its all gold from sun.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
Let me tell you why you don’t often see younger women offering help to men, and if you have seen it, the helpful woman would probably be an elderly lady. A younger woman is less likely to approach and help a man because a man just can’t help but put everything on a sexual level.
Case in point, a man is lonely and sitting in pub, women is not sexually attracted to him but he brings out her nurturing side and so she approaches him to give him some company/emotional comfort. Now, that man is not going to want to deal with the emotional pain through just talking, no siree, he is going to want to deal with that pain by blocking it out either via drink, drugs or sex, and so the whole point of why the woman approached him is lost.
He is going to crack onto her and she is going to walk away. As women aren’t stupid creatures and they already realise how that lonely man will treat them if they approach him (attempt to put her kind offer of company on a sexual level), they just wont bother to offer help. Especially where they perceive doing so would put them in an awkward and potientially abusive situation if he doesn’t like the fact that he gets rebuffed sexually.
So, perhaps you should stop attempting to assign faults in women that arise in response to faults in man. Sorry, I forgot, you men here are simply perfect and women are useless, pathetic and deserving of condemnation. I’d say, “go fuck your Real Dolls” but you probably already are. Hope that was evil enough for you.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0768f5421168
Yes yes all gold but I just got banned from a games forum when some poor son of a bitch posted a story about how his gf cheated on him for $100 and he “felt bad” for calling her a slut and a whore.
Some fembot told him he should be ashamed of himself for calling her such “horrible names” and the usual feminist hivemind packslut mentality. I called her a dumb fucking cunt who encourages degenerate behavior and said she should shut the fuck up more often.
Of course I got banned. I guess us Taliban types should stay to ourselves. It’s like the political genius Sean Penn said on Larry King, if you don’t believe in socialized healthcare you should be with Al Queda.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4290183cb9ca
What games forum son? I’d like to check it out.
I beleive in universal healthcare son. Fuck i’m not even that impressed with capatalism in its current form, although anyone touches my democracy and there will be hell to pay, but fuck Al Queda.
Who does PennLenin think he is impressing making statements like that?
September 21st, 2006 at 9:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0768f5421168
shacknews.com. You won’t be able to read my post history though because they removed the posts that I got banned for.
Penn is impressing his dipshit pussy whipped Hollywood friends who take orders from women. And I sense he also thinks that conservatives are all trailer trash morons and he can manipulate us into thinking socialized healthcare is good by saying al queda is against it.
But I have to get back to AIM and try to convince my fuckwit friend that when his gf of 5 years says she wants to “just see what it feels like to be single”… she means she wants a new cock and hes too fucking stupid to go away.
September 21st, 2006 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: be93bbbcaf7e0
sots, that’s the importance of banning women from your site. They ruin dialogue.
-Dick
September 21st, 2006 at 9:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0685f9eb2f415
But of course Dick they’re a bunch of young nerds who have no social awareness and probably are ecstatic that females talk to them on the web.
Mere sprouts who haven’t been burned enough yet to reject the “universal truths” that women are the kinder, gentler, more loving gender.
In time.. they will come to know these teachings. Only women can live a lifetime of denial.
September 22nd, 2006 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
@sots He should feel badly for calling her a “slut”. That was unproven. Calling her a whore though was sadly accurate, and he need have no shame for using that term to apply to a woman who chose to be unfaithful and have sex with another man for $100.
If she’d slept with the other man for free, then “slut” would be the correct term, and whore would be unfair.
@JD “I beleive in universal healthcare son. Fuck i’m not even that impressed with capatalism in its current form”
I believe all in society should have access to at least decent basic preventative and catastrophic healthcare, yes. That doesn’t mean I believe in universal state-sponsored healthcare. As for capitalism, to paraphrase Churchill, it’s not that great a system but it sure beats out every alternative we’ve ever tried.
-wolfe
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52603a065116e
Well then what would be better than capitalism Wolfe? I have several ideas however I would like to hear some of yours. What sort of systems would you suggest for human society?
-Strength and Honor-
September 22nd, 2006 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8688423f7acef
Any system that doesn’t promote special interest groups and continually fatten the bloated goat, or allow lawyers and polticians(Latin for Small Tick) to rape the common man.
Aren’t we moving to world govenrment?
September 22nd, 2006 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4290183cb9ca
I think I need to make something clear here, Capitalism most definitely isn’t democracy. Neither system actually needs the other.
Look at China. As they “free” up their market to investment and trade from the outside world, they gain much more acceptance in the democratic west, despite not doing anything about ditching the totalitarian government. That leads me to ask: Are we more concerned with Capitalism than Democracy?
billy, I totally agree that interest groups are an affront to democracy (not capitalism). An interest group pushes it interests beyond true representation of the number of people belonging to their group. That’s most definitely NOT democratic. Here’s the rub. Businesses are probably the most active of entities that form interest groups. How many business groups get to consult with government, to push their personal agenda? How many people do they actually represent? I wouldn’t say (non management) employees, because in my opinion only the rarest business sees its (non management) employees as an asset, most see them as payroll cost. Shareholders? Yep, in terms of return. The wider community? Hell NO, they may be lobbying precisely because the wider community doesn’t like/want what they are doing. This is something business does often under the guise of “it’s good for the economyâ€?. Every time I hear that quote from a business leader I piss myself laughing. It may be true, but I bet it wasn’t even a consideration at decision time.
As for a world government, I hope we are moving in that direction. The question is how. Lot’s of arguments over how to do it, even amongst those sharing the same general Democratic/Capitalist out look i.e. British Westminster system or a republican style democracy?
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
This really needs to be in Politik.
@abaddon - I can’t think of anything better than capitalism as an economic system for human beings, assuming your goals are that the poor have as much material wealth as possible, and that there be a high degree of innovation, and that people be economically relatively free to ‘pursue happiness’. I still think it’s a decidedly imperfect system for human beings.
@JD I agree with some of what you say, disagree with some. Definitely disagree with views on businesses and the possibility of a world government which would, in my humble view, be one of the worst things imaginable to befall our benighted planet.
If you guys want to discuss this further, I suggest starting a thread in Politik so we can keep this thread for discussion generally relating to Dick’s original thesis.
-wolfe
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I concur fullheartedly. In fact, I see the coming to pass of such a hideous thing to be the first obvious and undeniable, in my view, sign of the apocalypse.
Regards.
September 23rd, 2006 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: ebcd4cabd7d48
If you guys watch Lou Dobbs you would know Bush is trying to unite the US with Canada and Mexico in a borderless “North American Union”. All without asking the American people. Not gonna go into it heavily since it should be in politik forums, so just google it.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 77c972572d772
damnit here we go again. fortunately this ones easy to solve. theres assholes and nice guys. theres bitches and beauties. it has nothing to do with gender. women are typically more calm then men are. common testosterone people. we are more agressive than women. theres a lot of bitches and assholes in general. and women are more complex. we are simple and straight forward. women play games and think of complex ways to figure things out making them slightly retarded. haha no im kidding. but seriously women are more complex. but remember that its not based on gender its more based on you as an individuall. were all different dumb fucks. if we all were the same we would be fucking robots. and we wouldnt have dicks and there would be no vaginas. end of story now stop argueing over dumbshit bullshit.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Women are not complex. Just because you don’t answer something that doesn’t make it complex. Sometimes you just can’t understand something because it makes no sense, and that is how I view women’s behavior in mate selection.
June 27th, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
Women are not more calm than men. In any way.
June 27th, 2007 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
Damn straight. Take a cockroach as an example. When men see it, the most we do is move out of its way. Women scream their fucking lungs off just like what they do with every. fucking. obstacle. they meet in their lives.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
I don’t take orders from manginas Clint.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77c972572d772
women tend to be more dramatic if thats what you are trying to say.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f60175f45b3d
And if by ‘dramatic’ you mean ‘full of shit,’ then your deduction is correct.
July 9th, 2007 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: f32d1ac5471cf
In my opinion, they reap what they sow. They choose the badboy, whine and cry to their “girlfriends” and pretend like its worth a shit. Juxtapose it to other areas in their life; work, school etc. What do we see? Women choosing “DRAMA” over achieving something/anything- not that they do anyway. Its NOT the glass ceiling which is holding you down fem-bitches. Its women’s retarded ability to make rational choices. Got fucked? Deal.with.it.
November 4th, 2007 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
That’s the most brilliant fucking thing I’ve heard all week!
November 4th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
This guy is either married, or has a girlfriend. Or, he’s just an idiot. Saying a woman is more complex is like saying a flashlight is more complex than a star because it looks brighter.
Women’s “complexity” is nothing more than “simplicity” which is all over the fucking map. And the only reason YOU say it’s complex, it because you have never been told it’s actually SIMPLE.
Yeah, there are nice people and assholes from either gender. But which gender is more complex?
Consider a phrase I heard last week from a woman: “Ex-best friend”.
That is a phenomena totally foreign to man. Men do not have “ex-best friends”. Why? Because to a man, being a best friend is something that can never faulter. Why? Because we don’t bullshit each other %100 of the time. The only way a woman can have an “ex-best friend” is by being the selfish liar she is. Completely two faced, and concerned with nothing but herself. No “best friend” of a man would back stab him, and lie about him behind his back. If he did, the other guy would just punch his lights out, and they never speak about it again. Ever. it would be done. And if the were ever brought up again, which would only be by woman of course, the guy would simply say, “That guy was a fucking asshole”, and leave it at that.
But with a woman, they will tell everyone the story of their “ex-best friend”. They’ll even tell their NEW best friend that story.
All this intricate, two-faced lying seems more complex than a man’s simple logical friendship with another man. But it isn’t.
Men a proper judges of character. Before two men become best friends, an incredibly complex and intricate bond is formed. They learn about each other in such depth, that when they finally do become best friends, nothing could EVER destroy that friendship.
Woman choose a best friend on whether or not she is better looking than her, whether or not they have chemistry as twin-whores at the bar scene, and whether or not they nod their head to whatever bullshit comes out of their mouths. Character doesn’t matter. Trust doesn’t matter, because they are both saving up gossipy details to unleash when the relationship falls apart. That’s the only reason they tell each other secrets anyways, so the other person will tell secrets too, and they will gain that power over them.
April 5th, 2008 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
I’m too stupid to do math…because Cosmo said that was sexy.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
April 16th, 2008 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 336ece7b5d8b6
Learn your history, dumbshit. Some world leaders have been women and almost all of them started a war of some kind (or at least kept it going). As far as assholes go, women are just as capable of such behavior and often prove it. Furthermore, every woman’s favorite type of man IS an asshole. So who does that make the real assholes? If you hate your cock so much, then remove it. You don’t deserve it.
April 19th, 2008 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Ok, I used to say that we women hate nice guys, but I see your point. We love nice guys, we just don’t want to fuck nice guys.
Cheers!
the man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Put a gun in your mouth.
Three Days Grace - Wake Up
April 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Can i borrow yours, since I don’t have one?
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m not fucking you.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
my heart is broken
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
June 9th, 2008 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: a43d5ab708c75
Haha, your an IDIOT. Are you so ugly that every women has rejected you and you’ve grown up thinking that women are evil?
Dude. guys are dicks, deal with it. your a huge one. deal with it.
You also contradict yourself by saying WOMEN are all whores and go and get sex whenever they want.
And then saying that Women HATE sex.
Your immature kiddo.
Fuck you.
My girlfriend is AMAZING.
GET LAID.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45
“By the way, if any of you men can think of something more helpful and nice than a man, please let me know.”
Just to add more evidence to the mountain of truth; nope. Can’t think of anything.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45
Gosh, can’t spell, can’t punctuate… The proof is in the puddin’. If you’re not a woman, you’re a man who’s chosen to be just as useless.
Go fuck yourself, and by yourself, I mean your girlfriend.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781
I dunno know about but I like everyday to be good. Who says we beg for equality or beg to be above men? Sorry that you like women like that. Men that have woman problems, usually have a good reason since an early age.
They choose women that generally are at their level.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 am -