Let’s Call a Spade a Spatula. Just to be Silly.
I awoke this morning with a powerful thirst to wrap my large, male brain-muscles around a myth that needs busting. So here it is: women hate nice guys.
Women hate nice guys?
That’s stupider than the Vagina Monologues.
Saying that women hate nice guys is like saying that it’s okay to drink in the workplace on days that end in “-day”. It’s annoying and redundant and stupid because all days end in “-day” just like all men are nice.
Bullshit, you say? How about no shit at all!
Think back on your own. When your car was stalled in the middle of a busy intersection, who helped you push it across? That’s right, a man. When you had something heavy that needed dumping behind a 7-11 — like a couch or a woman who passed out drunk in your backseat because she was trying way too hard to impress all of her whore friends; who helped you chuck it?
Kachuck — a man.
Has a man ever eaten half of your pizza and then made you play ten minutes of “I’m too stupid to do math because Cosmo said that was sexy” before chipping in? Fuck no, because that’s one of the most irritating games in the world and men don’t propagate that manner of horseshit. If he did though, it was probably extremely funny — something that women are also not and will never be.
In the practice of life, there is no struggle where a man won’t lend a man hand. Men will even help women, which is the biggest testament of all to our undeniable niceness. A woman, you see, will never ever offer any kind of ‘thank you’, so we’re pretty much doing it for nothing. She will just stand their clumsily with her uncharged cell phone and explain ad naseum how life did not prepare her in the least for whatever it was that needed doing. Wow, could you tell me something more obvious? Or should I say ovarious?
Speaking of that, if you had a Pog for every time that a man paid for a woman’s abortion (pretty nice considering it’s 100% her fault), you’d have a shitload of Pogs. It’s called responsibility ladies — who are absolutely forbidden from reading this. If you don’t want the cat in the cookie jar, close the fucking lid. Jesus.
By the way, if any of you men can think of something more helpful and nice than a man, please let me know. Purely for curiosity’s sake, the point has already been proven.
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In my opinion, they reap what they sow. They choose the badboy, whine and cry to their “girlfriends” and pretend like its worth a shit. Juxtapose it to other areas in their life; work, school etc. What do we see? Women choosing “DRAMA” over achieving something/anything- not that they do anyway. Its NOT the glass ceiling which is holding you down fem-bitches. Its women’s retarded ability to make rational choices. Got fucked? Deal.with.it.
And if by ‘dramatic’ you mean ‘full of shit,’ then your deduction is correct.
women tend to be more dramatic if thats what you are trying to say.
I don’t take orders from manginas Clint.
Damn straight. Take a cockroach as an example. When men see it, the most we do is move out of its way. Women scream their fucking lungs off just like what they do with every. fucking. obstacle. they meet in their lives.
Women are not more calm than men. In any way.
Women are not complex. Just because you don’t answer something that doesn’t make it complex. Sometimes you just can’t understand something because it makes no sense, and that is how I view women’s behavior in mate selection.
damnit here we go again. fortunately this ones easy to solve. theres assholes and nice guys. theres bitches and beauties. it has nothing to do with gender. women are typically more calm then men are. common testosterone people. we are more agressive than women. theres a lot of bitches and assholes in general. and women are more complex. we are simple and straight forward. women play games and think of complex ways to figure things out making them slightly retarded. haha no im kidding. but seriously women are more complex. but remember that its not based on gender its more based on you as an individuall. were all different dumb fucks. if we all were the same we would be fucking robots. and we wouldnt have dicks and there would be no vaginas. end of story now stop argueing over dumbshit bullshit.
If you guys watch Lou Dobbs you would know Bush is trying to unite the US with Canada and Mexico in a borderless “North American Union”. All without asking the American people. Not gonna go into it heavily since it should be in politik forums, so just google it.
I concur fullheartedly. In fact, I see the coming to pass of such a hideous thing to be the first obvious and undeniable, in my view, sign of the apocalypse.
Regards.
This really needs to be in Politik.
@abaddon - I can’t think of anything better than capitalism as an economic system for human beings, assuming your goals are that the poor have as much material wealth as possible, and that there be a high degree of innovation, and that people be economically relatively free to ‘pursue happiness’. I still think it’s a decidedly imperfect system for human beings.
@JD I agree with some of what you say, disagree with some. Definitely disagree with views on businesses and the possibility of a world government which would, in my humble view, be one of the worst things imaginable to befall our benighted planet.
If you guys want to discuss this further, I suggest starting a thread in Politik so we can keep this thread for discussion generally relating to Dick’s original thesis.
-wolfe
I think I need to make something clear here, Capitalism most definitely isn’t democracy. Neither system actually needs the other.
Look at China. As they “free” up their market to investment and trade from the outside world, they gain much more acceptance in the democratic west, despite not doing anything about ditching the totalitarian government. That leads me to ask: Are we more concerned with Capitalism than Democracy?
billy, I totally agree that interest groups are an affront to democracy (not capitalism). An interest group pushes it interests beyond true representation of the number of people belonging to their group. That’s most definitely NOT democratic. Here’s the rub. Businesses are probably the most active of entities that form interest groups. How many business groups get to consult with government, to push their personal agenda? How many people do they actually represent? I wouldn’t say (non management) employees, because in my opinion only the rarest business sees its (non management) employees as an asset, most see them as payroll cost. Shareholders? Yep, in terms of return. The wider community? Hell NO, they may be lobbying precisely because the wider community doesn’t like/want what they are doing. This is something business does often under the guise of “it’s good for the economyâ€?. Every time I hear that quote from a business leader I piss myself laughing. It may be true, but I bet it wasn’t even a consideration at decision time.
As for a world government, I hope we are moving in that direction. The question is how. Lot’s of arguments over how to do it, even amongst those sharing the same general Democratic/Capitalist out look i.e. British Westminster system or a republican style democracy?
Any system that doesn’t promote special interest groups and continually fatten the bloated goat, or allow lawyers and polticians(Latin for Small Tick) to rape the common man.
Aren’t we moving to world govenrment?
Well then what would be better than capitalism Wolfe? I have several ideas however I would like to hear some of yours. What sort of systems would you suggest for human society?
-Strength and Honor-
@sots He should feel badly for calling her a “slut”. That was unproven. Calling her a whore though was sadly accurate, and he need have no shame for using that term to apply to a woman who chose to be unfaithful and have sex with another man for $100.
If she’d slept with the other man for free, then “slut” would be the correct term, and whore would be unfair.
@JD “I beleive in universal healthcare son. Fuck i’m not even that impressed with capatalism in its current form”
I believe all in society should have access to at least decent basic preventative and catastrophic healthcare, yes. That doesn’t mean I believe in universal state-sponsored healthcare. As for capitalism, to paraphrase Churchill, it’s not that great a system but it sure beats out every alternative we’ve ever tried.
-wolfe
But of course Dick they’re a bunch of young nerds who have no social awareness and probably are ecstatic that females talk to them on the web.
Mere sprouts who haven’t been burned enough yet to reject the “universal truths” that women are the kinder, gentler, more loving gender.
In time.. they will come to know these teachings. Only women can live a lifetime of denial.
sots, that’s the importance of banning women from your site. They ruin dialogue.
-Dick
shacknews.com. You won’t be able to read my post history though because they removed the posts that I got banned for.
Penn is impressing his dipshit pussy whipped Hollywood friends who take orders from women. And I sense he also thinks that conservatives are all trailer trash morons and he can manipulate us into thinking socialized healthcare is good by saying al queda is against it.
But I have to get back to AIM and try to convince my fuckwit friend that when his gf of 5 years says she wants to “just see what it feels like to be single”… she means she wants a new cock and hes too fucking stupid to go away.
What games forum son? I’d like to check it out.
I beleive in universal healthcare son. Fuck i’m not even that impressed with capatalism in its current form, although anyone touches my democracy and there will be hell to pay, but fuck Al Queda.
Who does PennLenin think he is impressing making statements like that?
Yes yes all gold but I just got banned from a games forum when some poor son of a bitch posted a story about how his gf cheated on him for $100 and he “felt bad” for calling her a slut and a whore.
Some fembot told him he should be ashamed of himself for calling her such “horrible names” and the usual feminist hivemind packslut mentality. I called her a dumb fucking cunt who encourages degenerate behavior and said she should shut the fuck up more often.
Of course I got banned. I guess us Taliban types should stay to ourselves. It’s like the political genius Sean Penn said on Larry King, if you don’t believe in socialized healthcare you should be with Al Queda.