Let’s Call a Spade a Spatula. Just to be Silly.
I awoke this morning with a powerful thirst to wrap my large, male brain-muscles around a myth that needs busting. So here it is: women hate nice guys.
Women hate nice guys?
That’s stupider than the Vagina Monologues.
Saying that women hate nice guys is like saying that it’s okay to drink in the workplace on days that end in “-day”. It’s annoying and redundant and stupid because all days end in “-day” just like all men are nice.
Bullshit, you say? How about no shit at all!
Think back on your own. When your car was stalled in the middle of a busy intersection, who helped you push it across? That’s right, a man. When you had something heavy that needed dumping behind a 7-11 — like a couch or a woman who passed out drunk in your backseat because she was trying way too hard to impress all of her whore friends; who helped you chuck it?
Kachuck — a man.
Has a man ever eaten half of your pizza and then made you play ten minutes of “I’m too stupid to do math because Cosmo said that was sexy” before chipping in? Fuck no, because that’s one of the most irritating games in the world and men don’t propagate that manner of horseshit. If he did though, it was probably extremely funny — something that women are also not and will never be.
In the practice of life, there is no struggle where a man won’t lend a man hand. Men will even help women, which is the biggest testament of all to our undeniable niceness. A woman, you see, will never ever offer any kind of ‘thank you’, so we’re pretty much doing it for nothing. She will just stand their clumsily with her uncharged cell phone and explain ad naseum how life did not prepare her in the least for whatever it was that needed doing. Wow, could you tell me something more obvious? Or should I say ovarious?
Speaking of that, if you had a Pog for every time that a man paid for a woman’s abortion (pretty nice considering it’s 100% her fault), you’d have a shitload of Pogs. It’s called responsibility ladies — who are absolutely forbidden from reading this. If you don’t want the cat in the cookie jar, close the fucking lid. Jesus.
By the way, if any of you men can think of something more helpful and nice than a man, please let me know. Purely for curiosity’s sake, the point has already been proven.
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At least it seems like that crazy woman heather is gone. She was a nut case.
You don’t ever have to put the words “CRAZY” + “WOMAN” together in a sentence. You’re only saying the same thing TWICE.
You can just say “woman”, and everyone will already know she’s crazy. Count on it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
You don’t ever have to put the words “CRAZY” + “WOMAN” together in a sentence. You’re only saying the same thing TWICE.
You can just say “woman”, and everyone will already know she’s crazy. Count on it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I do not like asking people to help me because I feel bad about wasting their time. I will usually only ask for help if I really need it. I will then say thank-you because that is the nice thing to do. Not all women are the same.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE HOLY GOD DAMN WOMEN ARE STUPID.
Seriously, though; stop taking everything so seriously with your linear, one-track, hyperliteral female mind.
Beats me, I read it three times. Maybe it’s an Alanis Morissette song lyric.
Hehehe, that’s right. Mr. Mooney’s license to call himself a man is hereby revoked.
What does this even mean? You’re a stupid girl who can’t even form a logical sentence.
If you honestly think that women are in any way superior to men, then you need to get smart, quick. You’re obviously brainwashed into that deluded notion by feminist propaganda or women around you who want to feel like they’re segregated against and secretly superior when they really just can’t function on their own in society.
Here’s a good scenario - Populate any given island with all women and tell me how they function (reproductive needs ignored for this control group) without male influence. Keep in mind they have nothing but the island’s options and resources. What would most women do in this situation, rather than think level-headed and rationally? That’s right. Panic.
Now I’m not going to say women are less human than men, but women are clearly less intelligent and less purposeful in every way than men. Societal constraints and status quo have added to this, but clearly they are less capable of doing physical work, and less intelligent in the fact that they hold the delusion that they are equally able. Feminism, on the other hand, or the ‘belief that women are equal to men’ only enforces the idiocy that they are superior, not just equal. Don’t even bring up how men cause all the wars in the world, because wars are caused by desire for power or control, and women have more of that then most men. They always want to make decisions but likewise hold no responsibility for these decisions. Take the double standard of abortions in mind - Men get none of the choice on keeping the baby, but they have to pay if they don’t keep it, and if they do keep it, men are obligated to pay money to raise a child they did not want and openly spoke out against.
In short, women are always going to be less than men. Prove me wrong.
I dunno know about but I like everyday to be good. Who says we beg for equality or beg to be above men? Sorry that you like women like that. Men that have woman problems, usually have a good reason since an early age.
They choose women that generally are at their level.
Gosh, can’t spell, can’t punctuate… The proof is in the puddin’. If you’re not a woman, you’re a man who’s chosen to be just as useless.
Go fuck yourself, and by yourself, I mean your girlfriend.
“By the way, if any of you men can think of something more helpful and nice than a man, please let me know.”
Just to add more evidence to the mountain of truth; nope. Can’t think of anything.
Haha, your an IDIOT. Are you so ugly that every women has rejected you and you’ve grown up thinking that women are evil?
Dude. guys are dicks, deal with it. your a huge one. deal with it.
You also contradict yourself by saying WOMEN are all whores and go and get sex whenever they want.
And then saying that Women HATE sex.
Your immature kiddo.
Fuck you.
My girlfriend is AMAZING.
GET LAID.
‘Your immature kiddo. Fuck you.’
I don’t even know where to begin with that.
my heart is broken
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
I’m not fucking you.
Can i borrow yours, since I don’t have one?
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
Put a gun in your mouth.
Three Days Grace - Wake Up
Ok, I used to say that we women hate nice guys, but I see your point. We love nice guys, we just don’t want to fuck nice guys.
Cheers!
the man-space invader-
Learn your history, dumbshit. Some world leaders have been women and almost all of them started a war of some kind (or at least kept it going). As far as assholes go, women are just as capable of such behavior and often prove it. Furthermore, every woman’s favorite type of man IS an asshole. So who does that make the real assholes? If you hate your cock so much, then remove it. You don’t deserve it.
I’m too stupid to do math…because Cosmo said that was sexy.
This guy is either married, or has a girlfriend. Or, he’s just an idiot. Saying a woman is more complex is like saying a flashlight is more complex than a star because it looks brighter.
Women’s “complexity” is nothing more than “simplicity” which is all over the fucking map. And the only reason YOU say it’s complex, it because you have never been told it’s actually SIMPLE.
Yeah, there are nice people and assholes from either gender. But which gender is more complex?
Consider a phrase I heard last week from a woman: “Ex-best friend”.
That is a phenomena totally foreign to man. Men do not have “ex-best friends”. Why? Because to a man, being a best friend is something that can never faulter. Why? Because we don’t bullshit each other %100 of the time. The only way a woman can have an “ex-best friend” is by being the selfish liar she is. Completely two faced, and concerned with nothing but herself. No “best friend” of a man would back stab him, and lie about him behind his back. If he did, the other guy would just punch his lights out, and they never speak about it again. Ever. it would be done. And if the were ever brought up again, which would only be by woman of course, the guy would simply say, “That guy was a fucking asshole”, and leave it at that.
But with a woman, they will tell everyone the story of their “ex-best friend”. They’ll even tell their NEW best friend that story.
All this intricate, two-faced lying seems more complex than a man’s simple logical friendship with another man. But it isn’t.
Men a proper judges of character. Before two men become best friends, an incredibly complex and intricate bond is formed. They learn about each other in such depth, that when they finally do become best friends, nothing could EVER destroy that friendship.
Woman choose a best friend on whether or not she is better looking than her, whether or not they have chemistry as twin-whores at the bar scene, and whether or not they nod their head to whatever bullshit comes out of their mouths. Character doesn’t matter. Trust doesn’t matter, because they are both saving up gossipy details to unleash when the relationship falls apart. That’s the only reason they tell each other secrets anyways, so the other person will tell secrets too, and they will gain that power over them.
That’s the most brilliant fucking thing I’ve heard all week!