Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70′s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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Lets look at the other side of the argument here.
If Women believe they are equal or “superior” to men, then please explain why children are not born with big-gigantic hips that spand past their shoulders then?
Why has Nature not cursed children with the hideious big pelvis structure that women waddle around with today!!
Admit it! women waddle around like awkard groids.
Women arn’t inferior because they have cunts NO they are infeior because they are racially different looking (big-hips , the odd one out)
:) Lets keep this site hateful guys.
about anal . once women addicted to anal . holy shit . she would do anything for it . so please dont do it. especially with your wife. it ll bring out the monster . and then she would fuck at least ten guys . or you have to put strap on her like a bitch .
i mean some men are dumb head .plain dumb heads. for that reasons i urge the majesty of the DICK MASTERSON to write down in plain words and with no humour . i mean women would fuck even squid if they could. their fantasies always involves rape. god damn . we work our asses off and pay for the security so they wont get raped . but they love it. holy shit. i mean is not that monkey business.
How come women like to fuck Jiggaboos and animals LOL
White Power! Death to feminism and womens rights
He your anal partner, bro?
Maybe you just suck in bed, bro.
Probably should just be openly gay and stick it to men.
test
Ooooh…I like anal…
I’m A woman and I want to say i disagree, but Because i’m a woman, i can’t disagree with a man, i’m going to be silent
lol talk about rolling over to die.
God is a man
Christ was a man
Caesar was a man
Adolf Hilter was a man
Women are just bugs
Real men don’t argue with insects.
Gee, maybe women do not simply hate sex in general, but just with you in general because you’re lame at it. Maybe women think you’re disgusting, smelly or just can’t make sex passionate enough.
LuckyLesbianFemme. Guess your handle says it all, except if anything is disgusting and smelly, it’s your cunt. Fishbutt.
Now the truth about you is out. You said “Women only deserve anal”
You keep outing yourself. If you like anal so much, just stick to your male boy-friends. They have a mouth and anus for you. If you want anal, no need to stress so much about women.
You can be openly gay now. There isn’t anything wrong with it.
So, he’s “gay” despite sleeping with all those hot women. And those women are “lesbians” because they slept with him? You really are a deluded cunt.
HE’S ALSO CALLING HIS ASSHOLIO HIS VAGINA & CUNT! HOW SICK IS
THAT SHITAKI? PRETTY DARN SICK> WHAT A CUNT!
Tell you what cunt, since you think all men here are “gay”. Drop down on your knees, stick your tongue out and beg for it. And then you can find out how “gay” we are, while you’re deep throating a cock you dumb slut.
YOUR UPSET CAUSE THE TRUTH YOUR ANUS SO BAD YOU HAVE HEMORIODS!
not counting ALLLLLL the emotional hemoriods!
hurt your anus i mean.
Retarted cunt, stop talking about yourself.
THIS FAGGOT IS AN UGLY PORKER LADIES WITH NASTY BREATH
AND HE’S THE BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THEM ALL. HE LITERALLY HATES
SMART WOMEN & DISRESPECTS ALL THE DUMB ONES & HAS GREAT
FUN LYING TO DUMB GIRLS ( his Lesbo girl friends he posts pix of here)
YOUR A FAGGOT SO OF COURSE WOMEN HATE SEX WITH YOU YOU FUCKIN LOOSE ASSED CUNT!!!
Only loose assed cunts are you and your ugly hooker mom, stupid feminist cunt.
you hate women because they were just too smart for you for using and then dumping you and they are so right. get a life, djeez, without women you even wont be here.
LOL this guy is the best troll I’ve ever seen.
You are angry simply because no woman wants to have sex with you! i get your point.
‘Women absolutely hate having sex with me’
Maybe you are ugly.
Think it through.
Oh, come on!
Not ALL whimmin are like that.
Do you mean to imply that whimmin would refuse sex merely on the basis of outward appearance?!
I thought whimmin weren’t that “shallow.”
I guess I will open that Whimmin Only “health” club (manslation: I gotta get back in shape, to snare that next sucker, fast!), after all.
It’s okay, though – you can still call men shallow for eschewing fugly whimmin; while you keep your own standards for men astronomically high, and as long as a phonebook.
We don’t mind…really.
Sooomewhere…OverMyCream-CheesedThighs…LiesAWallet,SoTrue…DaDeDaDaDe!!!
@benignbullet: What’s up my man? Good to see you posting…
this site is like a trap for women, yeah thats why it says ”NO WOMEN ALLOWED”. either this site really is for men to have a long talk about how much they hate women, or it is for when other people who don’t agree with them come on and comment. Then the dick supporters insult them and make fun of them. And don’t bother to call me names, because I will never come back here again!!! you all have made it clear, this a site only for men, or people who liked to be put down. Because this site can only cause hurt and extreme annoyance… and doesn’t anyone here have anything better to do?