Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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April 11th, 2008 at 1:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fbec78df60cf
first off i would like to say i am a man so no need to say you are better than me and also that the clame that men better than women is the most stupid concept i have ever heard. ok i will agree that geneticly the physical side goes to the men. but the greatest works of art and evan wars are won insporation that women bring and that in world war 2 america and britain would have crumbled if it wasnt for women taking care of things whlst we were fighting and im sure that evry soldier fought for a women to go home to and to be honest lots of women run there own companies and have very successfull businesses. and would also like to point out that i am 16 and yes you may think i am young and do not know what i am talking about but i do my mother has raised 6 kids including me on her own grantidly the money was provided by my father but the push we needed to get jobs and learn how to deal with the big bad world came from dear old mom and thanks to that my brother tyrone are in the navy my brother davinder is also a medic in the navy my brother americk is in the army and my 2 other brothers are both imployed making good money and you may poiny out the fact that they are all men and thrive on that but the fact is those men wouldnt have become that succsessfull without the work provided by my mother AND! the financial support of my father my arguement is this men are not better than women and women are not better than men they are both equal in different ways and have there own skills and ubilities
April 11th, 2008 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f145196135c18
@ brosk
It seems that your mother didn’t teach you to spell, nor did she teach you that aspiring to a career as the tool of violent imperialism is nothing to brag about. What a waste.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b5ffbdbe9da1
You only think they deserve ANAL because you are GAY! Everything seems to be adding up to you being gay. ACCEPT IT AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY DAMN!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 9103b75ab7aa9
use paragraph bitch
April 11th, 2008 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 815f3775cf668
I agree with Dick Masterson on this one(as well as just about everything else)
Women thrive on how bad things are for them. Period. And this same philosophy can be taken into the bedroom. the worse you treat them the better they like it. When you take it easy on them or try to “please” them the more they hate it. And DAMN if you treat them “well” sexually, that’s a cardinal sin. And to Tamara:
Women only have two arguments when men piss them off. One, “you have a small dick” and Two, “you must be gay”. Let me explain something… since nearly every guy out there has about an average sized dick, Its a logical assumption that you either loved it just fine or you stuff fire hydrants up your twat and can’t be pleased by normal means(whore).
And the “gay” comment is because you believe that attacks a man’s manhood(just like the small dick comment) but it doesn’t after about the third time… because all women say the same two things, and smart men realize that you’re simply trying to tear us down. Not that your opinion matters anyway, you’re just a stupid whore like every other woman in the history of the human race. Its what you do. Accept it.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 68fd2c4e64379
I think everyone who takes this seriously needs to get a fucking life. Thanks Dick, great laugh
April 11th, 2008 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b9db9c0e7324
hmm…$10 that you’re gay and have never had sex with females or males…definately seems like it.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Absofuckinlutley true, learned that part of the game a while ago. Pleasuring a woman in bed is like begging her to never have sex with you again. Why all the single mothers? Because they wanted to have the sex they really like with someone who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. Mantastic revelation Dick, mantastic.
-Solomon
April 11th, 2008 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: d9a7397d45219
Are you saying that all the women who bitch about men 24/7 are lesbians? I mean, if criticizing the opposite sex makes you homosexual, then I guess there are no straight woman left in the World…
P Coderch
April 11th, 2008 at 6:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 58e41309dd784
So that’s the “you’re gay” card followed swiftly by a “you’ve never had sex” bombshell.
I can’t wait to see which idiot will hurl the “you have a small dick” insult.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
i’m not really sure paris hilton is popular with women. i thought we all agreed she was a shallow, superficial skank.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
No there was a memo, we’re all on board the Hilton train now.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d365fb4fcb4b
Everyone needs to wake up and realise that Dick Masterson’s spoken word is Gospel truth. Ever since seeing his internet clip about him on the Dr Phil show, my life has drastically changed for the better. Thank you Dick Masterson for showing me that women are NOT in fact below me as I previously thought, but are in fact hundreds of feet below me.
Dick Masterson is a great man.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 41a0a2e1565a7
Isn’t it funny how women like Krystal and Tamara automatically use “you are gay” when confronted with their own stupidity? It’s the only thing women can do because of their small mind capacity. Women love to sexualize everything they can, and then throw it back in the faces of men by saying we sexually objectify women.
Thanks you dumb bitches, for proving us men right ONCE AGAIN!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
They attack the messenger and not the message because they know its true and theres not a dam thing that they can do about it.
These women are used to getting their asses kissed and catered to 24/7 so they think thats the way the world is supposed to work. This is the first time most of them have even heard a man speak the truth about them and they’re scared shitless.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 59e0ef699ec01
I know that commenting on anything The CockMaster says is just giving him what he wants, but I truly find absolutely everything he posts hilarious.
Everything.
I’m not at all offended because it’s SO offensive that it’s funny. He’s completely off the wall and doing it completely for attention. Congrats, buddy, you got the attention you wanted.
The people who get worked up over this nonsense are as ridiculous as the guy who writes it. It’s just a big cycle. He’ll work you up, you’ll post nasty comments, he’ll be satisfied and continue to create “chauvinist” nonsense.
He’s a comedian. He’s an actor. There’s nothing anyone could say to me to convince me otherwise… he’s just TOO funny.
Good job, Dick. You crack me up.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 59e0ef699ec01
I’m also fairly positive that Dick sits back and laughs when men “agree” with him.
It’s pretty pathetic that you guys would fall for something like this.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 1dc61ba5b2982
”Women absolutely hate having sex with me”
I can guarantee that’s got nothing to do with hating sex.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c43bae1ac42
Are you also fairly positive that Dick sits back and laughs when women ‘disagree’ with him?
But it isnt pathetic that the women are falling for this is it?
‘Oh I’ll act all nonchalant, humorous and detached as I stick a few insults to men’, she says as a custard pie lands squarely on her face.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 1dc61ba5b2982
A few thoughts:
1. You do realise that in order for any man to exist (including yourself), a woman is needed.
2. I’m guessing every woman who you’ve ever attempted to talk to has rejected you in some way.
3. Your name could not be more appropriate - I mean, having ‘classic dick’ at the top of your website just about sums it up really, doesn’t it?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am - IP Man-Hash: deed001ac0956
But but, Paris is such a good role model for today’s young women!
Really, her supporters actually said that she brings such light into their lives. The hell…
April 11th, 2008 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c43bae1ac42
and your point is…..
Ah yes…delusion. A womans instant self-defence mechanism.
Another penis pun. How original. You women couldnt come up with an original insult if your lives depended on it.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 1dc61ba5b2982
Ok, probably should have stated the first time, that I am in fact a man. Now onto my responses:
1. My point is that women clearly have a use in the world (in fact, they have many great uses, and are intelligent, thoughtful beings). This is clearly not what the author of this blog is trying to suggest - not only is he suggesting they’re useless and that in an ideal world, men should live without them, he is ignoring the fact that men cannot live or exist without them.
2. It’s not a self-defense mechanism. It’s a simple guess at a person’s psychology. It’s well-known that a person can become very bitter over someone, or a group of people if they are mistreated by them. Granted, I used it partly as an insult, but my foundation for this was basic psychology.
3. Penis puns aren’t original? Fair enough. But the title of one of the other articles on this very website is ‘Greatness comes in inches’, which is in fact stated in the article as ‘penis humour’. If he can use it to further his argument, than so can I.
That was a joke, one made simply because it was too easy to pass up. Choice of words are something to think about when presenting an argument. If someone is going to make a statement like ‘women hate having sex with me’, they are clearly not very intelligent if they think someone will not make a joke about it. Who knows? It may have something to do with my second point, of a women mistreating him in the past? If it’s true women don’t want sex with him, he may himself feel worthless in some ways and so become bitter like many do. Again, I may be reading too much into it, but it’s basic psychology.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: e71353b0bfb83
Women hate having sex….with you because you aren’t good at it?
Where was your originality in any of this? If you believe this bullshit notion that men are better than women….then you’re missing the point of life and being humane. Too bad that society ever went that route. So ignorant.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 41a0a2e1565a7
Once again, a woman using sexuality as a last resort attack method. So common. Once a woman is stripped of her only power (sex) she’s got nothing left. You poor girl, go get your nails done and try to look pretty.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
It seems you woman are too ignorant to understand that it takes a man to make babies. Women are merely incubators.
Whores are a dime a dozen what man can’t buy a few on any given night?
His name seems to draw you whores by the dozen everyday.
Thanks for proving that wherever a Dick is you will find women ready to ride, women are whores.
men are better than women
April 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 9fc68f1e918f8
if every man on earth dropped dead right at this very second, WOMEN would be able to repopulate wouldnt they? if every woman dropped dead, the world would be fucked.
dick says “men created everything, invented everything…etc” um no hunny, you know it is proven that men took credit for what their wives painted, or grew or INVENTED because no one would pay attention to a woman, or what she did. so how do we know that the guy who created this or that, actually did it, and didnt take credit for his wife?? yeah get your facts straight.
i personally, being a MALE, think women are the stronger sex. they deal with so many more double standards, they have to worry about what they wear at night or where they go by themselves, because MEN have created a horrid world full or rape and murder and disease.
this guy, J. you are right and i agree with you.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 9fc68f1e918f8
yeah because it is scientifically proven that women use 6% less of their brain then men, but yet they are still prven to be smarter, more rational, more understanding. now if we actually used the SAME AMOUNT of the brain, imagine how much smarter they would be. using less of the brain and STILL smarter?!?! you people are ignorant fucks, and if there is a god he/she will punish you for your incompitence.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c43bae1ac42
I’ll reserve judgement on that if you dont mind. We’ve had whoards of women come on here, declare ‘actually I’m a man’, and who have then turned out to be women.
Its assumptions like these that make me think that you’re a woman. This site says ‘Men Are Better Than Women’. It doesnt say ‘Men Hate Women’. It doesnt say ‘Men Wish To Exist Without Women’.
Alot of regular guys here are actually married, myself included and happily so for many years.
Just because we need women to exist that doesnt mean that they should not be criticised. The last I heard women could not ejaculate sperm and fertilise a woman therefore women need men to exist but that never stopped women from criticising men.
Just because a man thinks he is better than a woman, that doesnt mean that he wishes to exist in a world without one. That assumption is a construct of your own imagination.
Please put away your copy of Psychology for Dummies because it is making you look like one. Again, you are behaving like a woman. Just because a woman is being criticised you are automatically pulling personal insults out of your ass under the guise of a psychological deduction. Again, thats a typical female reaction. Go for the penis, gay, unloved-child, dumped boyfriend insult, forget the actual points made.
Again, your reasoning skills are exhibiting an excess of estrogen. Dick used penis humor to put down women. You are using penis humor to put down men. A fundamental difference and an extremely womanly use of penis humor by you in fact.
Basic psychology eh? I think you’ve been watching too much daytime TV. You sure you arent a woman?
So you’re saying that if someone makes a statement that might be made fun of, they arent intelligent? You’re sounding more and more like a woman because you have no grasp of humor. ANYTHING can be made fun of and ANY STATEMENT can be made fun of.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: c52376c8f8f31
dude, get over yourself. you just have little dick syndrome.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 1780149efd831
Women like to have sex with me. In fact I’ve been getting emotionally needy lately because I keep banging girls who only want sex from me. They view me as an object to use as revenge or rebound or simply because they’re not getting fucked consistently at the time. I hit this 10 (Puerto Rican, amazing) a few months ago and she told her roommate after I left that I creeped her out when I tried to get a little morning necking in. I felt like I was being used for the first time ever. That girl was just horny because she broke with her ex and needed an anger fuck with some laid back prick like me. lol I mean, I’m not complaining, but I would have been totally interested in getting closer - I mean I understood why she called me, and I didn’t care, I like how she knows how to take care of herself and her independence… But she didn’t like it when I expressed a real attraction. Other women haven’t liked it either. They create a use for me in their mind and it won’t change. When I show them my inner child they’re disgusted at the vulnerability and the asymmetry of it. Most women do live in an illusion… more like in permanent denial. And they wonder why they’re unhappy…. and why they keep finding themselves in empty relationships.
You’ve just gotta jump over the fence. You gotta be the one breaking the hearts. Take on a more feminine approach. Act like you don’t give a shit about them, act disgusted when you meet them, by them I mean “the hundreds of party girls you’ll acquire by being foreword, and being a man when you meet a woman”. They’ll call you when they need you. If you have the power to break a woman’s heart, you’ll have all the leverage you need. But keep in mind - a woman is ALWAYS a risk, and a woman ALWAYS needs reminders of who you are, the power you possess, and your loyalty that SHE NEEDS.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
damnit. i never get the memos. that is so not hot.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 75acb0f24b4af
Katie, this proves you’re a woman. No man would post such a silly statement.
You are absolutely certain that women are equal and they are just not. I agree that lots of it is bullshit and just meant to entertain us men, but at the same time the exaggerated approach tricks YOU into thinking that none of it is Dick point of view.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: c197496ef33b0
I dont just know what to say. men you’re up there.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9adfaefcf2d7d
Stop there. Women don’t have thoughts. Everything after the word thought was a lie or you cementing proof that you are so very clearly an uneducated woman not particularly well versed in the ways of detecting subtlety.
Just stop. Breathing, that is. Thanks.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: c096c2f7822ff
notice how both the comments about dick being gay and never having sex came from females…can you not read no women allowed…who taught these bitches to use a computer someones losing some man points
April 11th, 2008 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 25c303790cc4d
Dude, you should really go back to making fun of crocs. Or maybe those shirts that look like vaginas.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0fbeee8eec8d
lolwut
April 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17240893c0ff4
One of these articles is enough for me. How do I unsubscribe from this site??
April 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Excellent read; looking forwards to the next wave of voice mail. As much as I hate dubs, you certainly added to the education and entertainment. Tasteful and classy, as always.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fda4888c17c0
Can I ask you something?
Have you turned to being a ‘Woman Hater’ because of the fact that you’ve faced years of rejection and have now built up a hatred of all women even though it’s the minoraty that have hurt you or embarressed you.
Either that or you’re actually scared of women being the ‘Master Race’ which is a bit pathetic for a fully grown man, I guess so although you did appear to be a bit short.
I’m not being funny because my humor as an english tennager is obviously going to be different to an American Faggot such as yourself(Not aimed at all Americans) ,but you need to take a look around you and at the past.
Lets start with the past.
Women have always been put behind men, as in have always been the last to do anything whether that be voting or going into space. I think you’ve forgotten about the equal rights for men, women, black and whites, and yes I know it includes others before you get padantic about that!
You talk about yourself so highly, ‘I have women queued up waiting for me’, and then to go on and insult the woman in the video about being a bit over weight, She didn’t look that bad and perhaps she has a health problem. Maybe she can’t excercise, Maybe she’s disabled and don’t take the piss out of that because you really can’t get any lower than that! But really? I mean, C’mon. Do you actually expect people to believe that? I mean, have you really had sex or is that some of the rejection that is building up to your hatred? Aw bless.
Take this from a 14 year old. You have a lot of growing up to do for someone in what looks to be their late 30’s.
I’m waiting for your Smart Alec reply.
And remember, 14 year olds are used to arguing so you better get used to it!
April 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fda4888c17c0
I forgot to mention that I am a 14 year old MALE!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 5:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Tits or leave. No more talkie-talkie.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e14e3baf3434b
Hahahaha. Asides from a few individuals you’ve made complete tools out of pretty much everyone who commented here. Well played sir. I think I’m gonna start coming back here.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a400d8ad1ed11
Haha you are so fucking right in a horribly wrong way xD
April 11th, 2008 at 6:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 490d8c7453ac9
I admit, sometimes I fall into the trap of overly complicating things, yet simple truths remain the best.
Women by and large are incapable of expanding beyond their biologic imperitives for any length of time. If forced to do so they will hate you and all other men and women forever.
Done!
Have a beer, the rest is just redundant commentary and has never been refuted!
The great majority of any feminine success is due to trading sex for it. Women as a group have almost nothing to show for their time on the planet save what is expressed from a pelvis, the greatest most productive fruit of the womb being male offspring.
The greatest feminine logic is refusal to accept reality as it presents itself and demand that males pretend to change reality enough to get gals to relax and get “in the mood”.
So in closing it is self evident and irrefutable:
Women are mostly concerned about making babies, and they are their babies, not yours, unless there’s more money in it for them to proclaim it so.
Woman prefer to control men through threats of intervention by using other men who pretend to be on the gals side but fuck them over and take the lions share. This is called’ romance’ and is highly prized by them.
Any mans money is good enough. If the man could disappear and keep the money coming, that’d be okay.
Wherever women find themselves, they paint the finish line underneath their heels and proclaim themselves winners suitable for worship just as they are. No further improvement needed. Ever.
Women hate men enough to never treat them with the same degree of entitlement that they demand for themselves.
Women can never keep a story straight. Ever.
To the young guys reading this stuff. It’s obviously war so listen to the vets that have been there and back. Likely you’ll eventually succumb to the seductive charms of the opposition. BE FOREWARNED: One can deal and be successful if one chooses wisely. For a family, a wife is indeed a good idea if suitable material can yet be found somewhere in this world. For a loyal friend you can trust to stick to the program, you’ll do no better than a good manly dog.
Respectfully submitted,
Darrell Harb
April 11th, 2008 at 6:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
God damn it, we need more of these chauvinist