Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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They attack the messenger and not the message because they know its true and theres not a dam thing that they can do about it.
These women are used to getting their asses kissed and catered to 24/7 so they think thats the way the world is supposed to work. This is the first time most of them have even heard a man speak the truth about them and they’re scared shitless.
Isn’t it funny how women like Krystal and Tamara automatically use “you are gay” when confronted with their own stupidity? It’s the only thing women can do because of their small mind capacity. Women love to sexualize everything they can, and then throw it back in the faces of men by saying we sexually objectify women.
Thanks you dumb bitches, for proving us men right ONCE AGAIN!
Everyone needs to wake up and realise that Dick Masterson’s spoken word is Gospel truth. Ever since seeing his internet clip about him on the Dr Phil show, my life has drastically changed for the better. Thank you Dick Masterson for showing me that women are NOT in fact below me as I previously thought, but are in fact hundreds of feet below me.
Dick Masterson is a great man.
No there was a memo, we’re all on board the Hilton train now.
i’m not really sure paris hilton is popular with women. i thought we all agreed she was a shallow, superficial skank.
So that’s the “you’re gay” card followed swiftly by a “you’ve never had sex” bombshell.
I can’t wait to see which idiot will hurl the “you have a small dick” insult.
Are you saying that all the women who bitch about men 24/7 are lesbians? I mean, if criticizing the opposite sex makes you homosexual, then I guess there are no straight woman left in the World…
P Coderch
Absofuckinlutley true, learned that part of the game a while ago. Pleasuring a woman in bed is like begging her to never have sex with you again. Why all the single mothers? Because they wanted to have the sex they really like with someone who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. Mantastic revelation Dick, mantastic.
-Solomon
hmm…$10 that you’re gay and have never had sex with females or males…definately seems like it.
I think everyone who takes this seriously needs to get a fucking life. Thanks Dick, great laugh
I agree with Dick Masterson on this one(as well as just about everything else)
Women thrive on how bad things are for them. Period. And this same philosophy can be taken into the bedroom. the worse you treat them the better they like it. When you take it easy on them or try to “please” them the more they hate it. And DAMN if you treat them “well” sexually, that’s a cardinal sin. And to Tamara:
Women only have two arguments when men piss them off. One, “you have a small dick” and Two, “you must be gay”. Let me explain something… since nearly every guy out there has about an average sized dick, Its a logical assumption that you either loved it just fine or you stuff fire hydrants up your twat and can’t be pleased by normal means(whore).
And the “gay” comment is because you believe that attacks a man’s manhood(just like the small dick comment) but it doesn’t after about the third time… because all women say the same two things, and smart men realize that you’re simply trying to tear us down. Not that your opinion matters anyway, you’re just a stupid whore like every other woman in the history of the human race. Its what you do. Accept it.
use paragraph bitch
You only think they deserve ANAL because you are GAY! Everything seems to be adding up to you being gay. ACCEPT IT AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY DAMN!
@ brosk
It seems that your mother didn’t teach you to spell, nor did she teach you that aspiring to a career as the tool of violent imperialism is nothing to brag about. What a waste.
first off i would like to say i am a man so no need to say you are better than me and also that the clame that men better than women is the most stupid concept i have ever heard. ok i will agree that geneticly the physical side goes to the men. but the greatest works of art and evan wars are won insporation that women bring and that in world war 2 america and britain would have crumbled if it wasnt for women taking care of things whlst we were fighting and im sure that evry soldier fought for a women to go home to and to be honest lots of women run there own companies and have very successfull businesses. and would also like to point out that i am 16 and yes you may think i am young and do not know what i am talking about but i do my mother has raised 6 kids including me on her own grantidly the money was provided by my father but the push we needed to get jobs and learn how to deal with the big bad world came from dear old mom and thanks to that my brother tyrone are in the navy my brother davinder is also a medic in the navy my brother americk is in the army and my 2 other brothers are both imployed making good money and you may poiny out the fact that they are all men and thrive on that but the fact is those men wouldnt have become that succsessfull without the work provided by my mother AND! the financial support of my father my arguement is this men are not better than women and women are not better than men they are both equal in different ways and have there own skills and ubilities