Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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Dick you are right. Your book is the holy bible for men. Women should learn to just shut up and be dominated by their man.
Dick,
Yes, you are. And being a real woman, I can take it. laugh at it and learn from it.
Kris,
So glad you’re able to realize the very important difference between a slut and a woman that YOU bring out the freak in. Believe me (I”ve had experience so I know.) That free, freaky feeling only comes out when you’re with someone that you truly want to be with and trust. Sex appeal is all about how someone makes YOU feel. Your sweet lady will be saving the good stuff for your return, so be careful and come home to her man, You are both in my prayers.
Someone find out if a “Kris Audell” is really going to Iraq.
-Dick
Hey dick… i think that you have many opinions that are about as dumb as a box of rocks… they are quite funny though… only because i know better that to listen to someone like you. You are like a feminest but the only difference is you have a dick. Maby you were done wrong and feel like its your duty to make a comback on woman, or warn the other guys. Sounds like something a chick would do, come to think of it. Wish i could help straigten out you mind but i’m not a psychiatrist. Maby you should think about seeing one. You dont know women. Because every chick is different. My girl is a nympho… but not a slut… i will be going to iraq soon… and i dont have to worry about anything. I can trust her, and she can trust me.
As far as feeling bad after sex… maby its just with you… why?, you’ll have to figure that one out by your self. Maby your ugly and it was a pitty screw… i couldn’t know… but i think you need to meet some different women and watch you own oppinions change. If they do not… maby your just finding the wrong wemon. there are a lot of dramma queens out there, my advise… STAY AWAY AT FIRST SIGN OF DRAMMA!!!
Successful troll is successful
Don’t follow joke links, sorry.
Hey bola
How are you man
Oh, switch to Dick’s classy brads thread - where EstroGirl is now fighting everybody
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html?link=eaf
No no no, that’s nicely phrased but it’s still a ready-made. Here let me help you: “I see you fumbled the quote, dear, getting nervous?”.
Thanks for fixing the quote.
Thank God for small favors, pun intended love.
Ready-made put-downs don’t impress me much.
Wow, did you come up with that all on your own?
No. I peeked at your cum-whore cheat sheet.
Wow, more originality. Cum-whore cheat sheet? And yet you missed the one about you being the load your momma should have swallowed while peeking at my paper.
No. I peeked at your cum-whore cheat sheet.
Wow, did you come up with that all on your own?
Ready-made put-downs don’t impress me much.
Thank God for small favors, pun intended love.
I said: if you want to be with me. I didn’t say I wanted to be with you.
Sound great to me, cause if you can’t do what I need after I do as I’m told then someone else can take up your slack baby boy. You want control? Real control is letting me know YOU make me cum, not leaving me wondering how the hell I can sneak out before you cry and want to cuddle like a little bitch.
It’s not really your decision, baby. If you want to be with me, you’ll do as you’re told.
How silly. I love sex. Not just sex, but cock, otherwise I could sit in the bathroom with a my magic bullet or find a woman. I love to get off. I imagine having sex with you would be unenjoyable since you obviously don’t enjoy it. A real man that wants “control” takes it by seeing how hard and how many times he can make me blow my lid. As far as anal, the only thing I would ever let you put in my rear is your tongue.
With the above post I start the motion that matt gets 1000 manpoints for calling it right AND having a conviently idiotic poster right after him.
Besides that, anyone else notice how women and betas always use rape and child molestation as a insult but expect everyone to instantly pity them when they say it happens to them?
DUDE, ADMIT IT BRO. YOU WERE MOLESTED. ALL OUTBALANCED BEHAVIOR STEMS FROM SEXUAL ABUSE AS A CHILD.
WHETHER YOUR FATHER, BROTHER, PASTOR, OR WEIRD TIMMY DOWN THE STREET GAVE YOU A PREMATURE BLOW JOB… IT IS FUCKING CLEAR– YOU WERE FUCKED AS A KID (PERHAPS MENTALLY) AND NOW ALAS– YOU’VE TURNED INTO STEAMING A PILE OF SHIT THAT WILL NEVER TRULY UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE–
THINK THATS GAY BRO? NO MAN IS AN ISLAND YOU HAVE CLEAR SEXUAL DISFUNCTION AND WONDER WHY WOMEN HATE HAVING SEX WITH YOU? CLEAR AS FUCK BRO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
NO MAN CAN HATE WOMEN THAT MUCH WITHOUT BEING GAY– YOUR A JOKE
GO FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS IF YOU LOVE MEN SO GOD DANG MUCH. THERE IS A WORLD OF KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND. SHIT DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN– PEOPLE LIKE YOU LET IT HAPPEN. SOME PRICK TOUCHED YOUR JOCK AND THE PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM THE WORLD IS GOVERNED LET THAT HAPPEN.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BRO.