Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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As a woman, I have to say Dick is 100% right. Women will never be equal to men. Every time I try to do something manly, like change a tire or do a math problem, my vagina ALWAYS gets in the way.
Hahaha, I know. A girl should WANT to cater to her man so he will change the tire :]
ok DICK yeah thats a great name for you we’ll stick with that but um anyway your a TOTAL fucking retard I mean come on . did you ever think that the reason you hate women is because they dont want you!? dude your fuckin geeky lookin ugly ass I can see why you made this site its because your a fuckin QUEER . it obvious so you might as well admit it , you love men. FAGGOT. you probably have a million pictures hanging in your room of naked men.
& if you had your dick and balls cut off would you still think your a man or better than women?
Ok,
First off, if you were as smart as you think you are, you would get your facts straight before you wrote them down. Second off, i think the only reason you “hate women” is because you’ve been cheated on and emotionally hurt by one. One woman who was a cheating whore does not make us all cheating whores. If women were gone most men (not all) would be sitting at home watching porn, or drinking beer while watching the NFL channel. Last but not least, if you’re representing the fact that men are better than women, you really need a new spokesperson! You suck at it!
Rofl I love it, how could ANYONE really take this seriously? Does anyone really think this isn’t a joke? It MUST! And if it isn’t, that’s even more hilarious! I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Who could be that much of a loser? I don’t think it’s possible. This is obviously a joke.
Of course it´s a joke, because it´s fucking true. The biggest truths are motherfucking hilarious.
The Universe? Drop-dead funny.
Me-thinks you´re not getting it though.
Keep trying.
Women love sex. But society have programmed in their minds that they should feel dirty and sluty while having sex. So these feelngs do not come from the girl but from her soceity programming and her fear of being called a slut. LOOOOVE broo
You can say what you will about programming but it’s usually women programming their own kind. Herd Mentality and all.
Now I understand. We should say women are equal to us so they give us sex. ahhhhhhhhhhh how stupid i was.
me too
I have read most of the articles on this site and really it makes me laugh. Some of the reasoning behind why men are better, women hate sex, etc… is just rediculous. It truly makes no sense. At first I laughed because I agreed with some of the things that were said, but now it’s just pathetic. You should love and not judge all of the beings on this Earth. Man is NOT better than woman, nor is woman better than man. We depend on each other to survive.
The only reason someone would be so against a different sex is because the way they were brought up. Maybe your mom fucked your dad over, or fucked you. Maybe you’re secretly gay and are against all women because they won’t come within ten feet of your dick. Who knows.
As most women when faced with facts, they flee away and cry “you hate women”.
Men are better than women. Religion and nature both prove that. Only the feminists who are against religion and nature deny that.
By saying men are better than women, we are just saying facts. We do not mean to demean the woman, but rather to respect her nature as submissive and reliant on the man. She’s tried for a century to be like us and she failed.
The woman has now one of two choices:
1-Either accept her status as a helper to and submissive to the man, and hence receive the respect she had throughout history.
2-or go against nature as the feminists want her to, and hence she will be faced by the facts that she is lower than us. (I mean lower by capacity, not by substance. Both are equal as human beings, but men are higher in their role.)
Micho
Ok I’ve read a few of your articles about women. Honestly, I really couldn’t care if I wanted to about sexism, because it’s always going to be around. jackass males use mean/bitchy women as an excuse to fill their hate, while mean/bitchy women use jackass males to excuse theirs, and the cycle goes on. Never going to stop. As long as theirs difference in the world, theres going to be intolerant idiots of every race/gender/etc. But basically what I have to say, is that you fucking suck as a comic. I’ve read sexist jokes about women, that in truth, made me laugh. Same thing vice versa with men. But yours is just a bunch of illogical shit that only gets views for the shock value of your content, and you saying WOMEN ARE WHORES BECAUSE THEY ALL CHEAT etc like a 13 year old child having a tantrum. If your going to try attempt humor, at least try to fucking know how to make a person laugh. All your provide is shitty shock-humor that anyone with a brain can make up.
Mostly he isn’t trying to be funny. He is literally a chauvinist.
A funny one.
Know what would be really funny? If you´d get the fuck off this site.
Wait….. this is supposed to be comedy?! I love sexist/stereotype jokes, but this is just bad.
Perhaps they hate having sex with you because you’re an asshole. Or perhaps you’re an ugly bastard? Maybe if you weren’t such a jerk you wouldn’t have to spend so much money on whore and plastic pussies.
or maybe he is just bad at fucking… that chode probably shoots his gun after 2 seconds in and blames it on her…
he’s just not used to anything other than his (male) dog’s ass
“Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.”
Thats why you could NEVER EVER EVER get a girl that respects herself, so thats why you get all the women who LIKE the abuse, they think they DESERVE the abuse because they can’t even respect themselves.
Unlike Me, and Many other CONFIDENT women, when we meet a man like you, we laugh and move on because of your stupidity. Mmk hun :) Its okay to be insecure just don’t stereotype every woman. K thanks :)
Why are all of the self-professed confident women fat fucks?
Thats why you’re so confident you just had to come visit this site because you were so confident in your female self that you just didn’t think meh why do i give a crap. You must feel really insecure in yourself that you drop by and then voice a pathetic illogical opinion on something that is so obviously beneath you.
If you were really confident in yourself you wouldn’t have bothered, you would have had the confidence in yourself to just know, and not even visit this MAN site, let alone to make a dumb comment. Okay kiddo. Run along and go play with make up or something you can understand.
do you even know what insecure means?
from my standpoint you seem VERY insecure… and hypocritical….
i think it’s time psychologically ruin everyone on this site…
What do make of the fact that Ghandi was a racist?
“2. All women are cheating whores.”
That’s odd. I recently found this: “Research shows that even among married couples, cheating is relatively common: about 22% of men and 13% of women cheat.” (From Dating Myth or Truth? Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater
Cuz yo dick is 0,3 inches long,,????
maaaaaybe, uu think,
this man surly got ike 50 baby mommas to,
Article written by .. tada.. a woman. What a surprise.
Obviously it takes a man to understand that women lie and men exaggerate when talking about sex.
Any lucid man of high enough status, that´s been around married women knows they ALL would cheat in a heartbeat.
On the upside, the Jews will never allow the Equal Rights Amendment to be passed.
That’s right. He’s no manhole eater.
On the contrary: he’s awake. It’s the so-called good men out there, the ones with the blinders on, who end up getting ass-raped in divorce and family court. Who end up living in their car and begging to be allowed to see their own children. The men on this site are not going to fall for that, and you don’t like it.
A truly humane person doesn’t make that kind of exceptions.
and an intelligent HUMAN wouldn’t make spelling errors that often, bola
honestly, if you want to portray our gender as superior, learn to fucking spell… i’m at the end of my rope with you guys.
you say you are superior than women right?
all you do is stoop down to a lower level and insult them and blame them for your own inabilities.
i’m fine with sex, i love it. and so does my girlfriend.
you’re making our gender look like a bunch of fucking morons.
pay attention in school, learn to spell, learn some fucking humility and respect, stop being a retarded hypocrite, and don’t blame women because you shoot your load at the sign of tits…
it’s called distraction, think of something else when you have sex, you’ll last longer.
also the whole “women just take it” thing… is stupid… i payed attention in AP bio. men are designed to hunt, compete, and screw. that’s our job. women get the load and make the baby. that’s their job.
the whole sexist thing is really immature and you just make all of us normal guys (normal dudes outnumber the sexist backwoods retards by like 99%) look like a bunch of vag hungry apes.
i’m sorry if i went against your extremley homosexual sounding code of prefering men over women, but i’d rather be a whipped smart guy than a sexist retard who deals in extremes with no facts to back it up.
google what you say before you sound like a jackass to people who use their brains.
Come back after your costly Divorce, dude… we’ll see if you’re so chipper, then, right?
Hey, no manhole. We got a live one here I think, she’s still wriggling…
You should talk. With your affirmative action, your quotas and your pathetic victim-hood. You go out on the town, you get drunk, you sleep with a couple of guys, then when you wake up in the morning you cry rape. No bigger crybabies than women.
I’m sorry, I blocked you out because it seemed you were bitching and complaining. Could you repeat that?
If having sex often constitutes whoreism, then we men are whores, if not bigger whores than women.
also as a man you have as much right to consentuality as they do.
technically i could sleep with a woman and claim i was raped by her.
Just try that in an Anglo-American Court, dude… Good luck with it, anyway.
http://antimisandry.com/showthread.php?t=7944
Dude, for men it’s not rape, either “they liked it or they’re a fag”. You’ld be laughed out of court as men are expected to defend theirselves or some other bull.
Your tactics don’t work on me. Start learning word “please”.
then why would they have been hanging around with him in the first place? Just a thought.