Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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Just about everybody who comments down here is an idiot. You clearly have no concept of satire. Look it up sometime.
Maybe women hates having sex with you cause you’re terrible in bed. Trust me, sex is amazing, and my boyfriend is defiantly not doing it wrong. :)
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
Of course there’s no contradiction there. The connection is MONEY. Women gravitate towards it like flies to honey.
“Love is deluding yourself that one woman is different from all the rest”.
I am a young female (Im 22), and I agree most women don’t feel passion towards men during sex. I feel used unless it’s sex within the confines of a long term relationship, and provided I get something good from the man first. So I suppose yes, women are whores, but it’s better to get treated as a paid whore, than an unpaid whore. Sex is not an equal opportunity, men! Women give sex like a gift, and we expect to get something good in exchange. Let’s put it this way, you wouldn’t like it if you kept handing out gifts and no one ever gave you anything in return. That wouldn’t be very nice at all. Well that’s how women see sex.
Who are you kidding pal? The only pu$$y you ever get is from a blow up doll.
I bet you’re a virgin,or gay.
Either way, i feel sorry for you.
I love this stuf.
This shows that the author of this thing hasn’t found the right “woman”
(keeps dating or renting stupid ones) and is clearly gay
“The right woman”???
You mean like THIS?
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp
As you can CLEARLY see in the way it was mansplained by a MAN…. RENTING is a much more viable option, and “clearly” gay has nothing to do with it.
@chris: Good to see you posting again.Great link as well, that was fucking hilarious the way that guy responded to the gold digging whore who was desperate to marry a rich guy.
Great link Chris. I had a great laugh at the article. The answer he gave her was excellent. He could have added that men aren’t stupid and would pick up on her gold digging tactics to snare.
Rent, don’t buy. What else in life do you continue to pay for AFTER you’ve thrown it away?
Date, don’t marry or cohabit or let her baby trap you. Payment excedes the ‘use by date’.
He’s gay and dates the wrong women? The female mind at it’s ‘finest’.
I really do not get where you’ve gotten that “women hate sex”-crap from, you must be a really crappy kisser or something… I mean sex is like the best thing there is on earth, ofcourse only when it’s being done with the one you love! I guess you’ll be lonely for your whole life and Im sorry about that, but if you ever feel lonely I have one word for you: RESPECT! //an ordinary sexloving woman
loooooool this site is hilarious. the guy who made tis website it a fucking loser, look how much things hes wrote, LOOK. hes like a fucking woman himself, little bitches all fo you, moaning like some females. your all mosit.
A whimmin is always testing a man how he is gonna react when she shows some mentaly unstable behavior.
Well, that’s what a man will do:
Fuck off the site, fuck off us, and go fuck yourself, dumb whimmin cunt.
Read it all, go have sex with more than your hand, grow up a bit, then ask yourself who’s right, dick? or the whimmin? directed at WTF!!!11!! man
women dont want to be pleased in bed?
WHY ELSE would we have sex with men then???? WHY??
to please assholes like you? let me tell you, NO.
hey,
were u hurt by some women before ? Or were u dumped by someone u love ? You sounded upset
nono this has to be something way worse than that, something that happened over a longer period of time. He was probably bullied by girls/women since kindergarden and all the way up until he started with this stuff
They probably don’t hate it. They probably just have their minds on more important things. Yes, women do like to please men. We like to please everyone including ourselves. It makes us human. If you don’t, it really isn’t something to be proud of.
this shit is funny, i’ve had problems with girls but i could never hate them the way you guyz do.
if the women i’m seeing starts acting up, i simply play her at her own game.
best thing to do is to always keep calm and think. most people tend to react to your actions, so you treat your woman like shit and she is gonna do anything to fuck you up, where as if you treat her good (even if you don’t mean it and you have darker intentions like revenge >:)) you’ll get the best outta her. that rule kinda goes for anyone really
@jam: if you are in fact a man. check these definitions, because clearly you have’t lived with a woman for any length of time.
http://www.answers.com/topic/parasite
http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=plight
put the two together, marriage for a man.
damn this website makes me feel like shit as a man, well except the sex part, some of that IS true
Ok, it is possible that some women hate sex, I am not one of them. I also am not going to sit here and call him a fag. He’s just a chauvinistic ass. I don’t doubt at all that he’s doing this for attention and maybe he truly believes some of his “facts” regardless he’s full of shit. Not all women are the same, as with men. That said there are selfish worthless pieces of shit women out there, but it’s complete bullshit to put down all women to ever live because of some fucked up idea he has, and for the men that come on this website and support what he says and believe him you all deserve to be run over. First of all think for your fucking self, secondly did you always think this? Or did you just hear about this guy and decide hell yah women suck they’re worthless? Seriously and the whole I have no reason to be afraid of saying shit to a womans face? True for the most part but if I ever had a guy talk to me the way you all claim to talk to and treat woman he most likely would never see the light of day again. You’re all a bunch of fucking idiots. Get a life, most women suck I’ll admit but they also do not deserve to be talked to or treated this way. Fuck you.
Nope, fuck yourself.
wow, yah that was a truly intelligent retort. really though. fucking asshole. i literally don’t think i’ve ever stood up for women before. and yet here i am sticking up for them because a bunch of sexist fucking pigs are talking about how shitty the entire race is.
The only retort you actually deserved, cunt, now go and fuck yourself up the elbow.
”and for the men that come on this website and support what he says and believe him you all deserve to be run over.”
Not all women are the same? You just proved you are. Death to those who think differently to us. That rings any bells?
Harry- What country are you from? I’ ve always wondered?
rogue-thank you for proving women have lagetament concerns, & men on this web site are just to dense & self absorbed to smell their own shit on their knees, but violince is’nt the ansewer!
Said it many times, UK. Not here to date.
well everyone we can tell that dick is a mofo sexist bastard that probably has mommy issues and was melested by his dad. women probably hate having sex him cuz he cant get it up.(if you know what i mean) hes probably a fag
you, mr dick, just have NO fucking clue about life.
you sound like a 13 yr old who tries to be cool. it`s almost sad.
leck mein arschloch alter
Halt’s maul schweinhund.
Saying “you don’t have a clue about life” is the dumbest fucking thing you can say to an “alter”. That’s what’s sad.
You don’t even capitalize your sentences,
you stupid piece of shit.
NOTE: Women have no logic, cannot make an argument, cannot WIN an argument, and will always ultimately lose in a confrontation.
So since women cannot shame the MESSAGE….
They have no choice but to try and shame the MESSENGER.
Its the 3rd most predictable of all female behaviors.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Maybe being logical,winning arguments and winning in confrontations is something we just aren’t bothered about?
”Oh, how very cute, men making anonymous internet comments about how much they “hateâ€? women when they would never have the courage to say it to any woman’s face.”
I don’t hate women.
”Also, it’s really sad that so many of you are semi-literate at best. Learn to write and communicate in an intelligent manner.”
Yet another female that thinks spelling and grammer is important. Yet undoubtedly ‘thinks’ giving a child its best start in life (breast feeding) isn’t worth more than knowing the facts, then bottle feeds.
Dick Masterson just wants to cash in on the mob mentality of stupid men, and he’s doing a great job…
Mob mentality? Feminism.
Cashing in? Men are manipulated to a certain degree by cunny and totally manipulated by the use of ‘his’ (hopes they are) children.
Women are extraordinarily manipulated by commerce and the media, using their vanity.
Example: Dick says, ”No women allowed”, result, women flock here. So bring it on, I’ve no doubt Dick thanks you for your contribution, as do I for helping to prove our point.
”Dick Masterson just wants to cash in on the mob mentality of stupid men, and he’s doing a great job…”
Shame attempt. We ignore those here.
Idiot said:
”Oh, how very cute, men making anonymous internet comments about how much they “hateâ€? women when they would never have the courage to say it to any woman’s face.”
Bobak said:
”Only a woman could be so contradicting!”
Spot on, and the sad fact is, most of the time they’re too stupid to even realise they are.
You my friend, are a total closet fag. You should maybe consider not trying to push your machismo so far, it’s always a dead giveaway tinkerbell. And you’re short too homie. Go get that anal homes.
Oh, how very cute, men making anonymous internet comments about how much they “hate” women when they would never have the courage to say it to any woman’s face.
Also, it’s really sad that so many of you are semi-literate at best. Learn to write and communicate in an intelligent manner.
Dick Masterson just wants to cash in on the mob mentality of stupid men, and he’s doing a great job…
There is no comma after and you stupid bitch. And where is your name and address then? Only a woman could be so contradicting!
For the record! I discuss these views with women all the time, even with my mother! And guess what? She actually agrees with a lot of the things that I say!
Anyway we have nothing to prove to you bitch so move on!
NO WOMEN ALLOWED!
Men > Women.
”For the record! I discuss these views with women all the time,”
Same. My name is also Harry and anyone that knows me, will recognise me by the way I ’speak’ here.
Why is this “Bring it on, idiots” (above) pretending there is any consequence in saying whatever you want to a woman’s face????
What off-the-chart arrogance.
FACT: There is ZERO consequence in saying whatever you want to a woman’s face.
ZERO.
What’s she gonna do? Get ANGRY?
Oooooooooo that’s terrifying.
But seriously cunt, have you ever considered that the men who are “semi-iliterate” speak more than one or three languages?
My first language is German and my third is French. My 4th is Classical music and my 5th, 6th and 7th are various computer languages. When you are as eloquent in as many languages, then you whimmin can comment on our literacy.
Because men are clearly better than women.
Does bad spelling get you angry too??
Here…. how’s this?
Tfuak Yowudmsn dsjh fi qagqkfjs wiuroquwtr 9bdjabs sgq w cahfeek Imsbfkan dl kajh gro wuytrlkj xkjho iue y trkjahg ah hjd Opqkajhg xue.
Don’t lose your shit now, bitch.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
All this anger is quite fascinating. Clearly you are a man who feels superior to women because of your skills and thinks it entitles you to be offensive. Well I’m not terribly impressed because I speak five languages myself and am a very high-rated international chess player. Also a woman.
Actually, I have said many of these things to women’s faces only because they started in on me for no reason. Example, I am sitting in a chair minding my own business, I look up and the woman standing right in front of me calls me an asshole, why? I haven’t the slightest idea, I proceed to call her a bitch, and she tries to have me jumped. Didn’t work out well because I have lawyers and she was a piece of white trash with no money, needless to say, I was victorious in the end. Also, how is it that I am not “literate”?