Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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Thought someone might want to put this into the WBB site. So much for women being the kinder and smarter sex, neh?
It was only a matter of time…
It’s the same bullshit come-backs being recycled over and over again.
Dick is the answer to decades of feminist brainwashing, kids. So get used to it. He’s only the tip of the mountain of holy shit, we men better nip this feminist movement in the bud before society collapses. Yep. I’m going as far as to say that’s going to be the conclusion to all this if men like Dick don’t fight the good fight. How the hell do we have a woman getting a fair shake at being president when women still have unfair advantages over men in the courts and regular everyday stuff like holding doors. Our task is to get women to concede that they actually like being treated like weak princesses and therefore are NOT better than men like they want you to believe, but are there to offer some support and a hole to fuck. Thank you and good night whores and roughmen. Been a pleasure.
Feminists are young, suburban, white manholes. They should be grateful we don’t draft or convict them like the men they claim they are.
… except maybe he enjoys making people laugh, selling books, and exercising his right to free speech. I’d call that something.
some women live hard lives because they cannot find men to support them, otherwise they wouldn’t be working. i think this is common knowledge.
even so..you shouldn’t make such a big deal msaterson..this is still absurd. you’re being too mean. i think it’s time to stop. you’re not really getting anythign out of this.
despite the pseudo-satirical scent protruding from your entries, your opinions make a lot of sense and resemble mine quite closely
fight the power, preferably eloquently and with ample chauvinism because that pisses them off the most.
you rock across the globe dude, giving hope and meaning to the lives of repressed men everywhere. keep up the good work
Spoken like a true cunt. Girl you can’t fool anyone.
Please Dick for the love of Pete have all your media appearances available for download.
-Solomon
Amen,
Another women needs to wake up. No one wants to argue with you women.
We just say that you women are not able to talk to us about our issues, because you don’t even know them. Take you for example and the issue of indentity and integrity. We want you to be yoursleves, while you imply to be a 14 yo boy, and in fact you are not. And we are saying for ex this; if you women are strugling for 40 years, to be yourselves, why do you have to change your identity, to start a conversation? You are alredy not being yourself. So this whole talk you have started is leading nowhere, as nowhere you were leading men for the last 40 years, and as you were leding nowhere yourselves.
Katie,
We dont fall for this, we already knew it. And finally it had to happen. Men started to speak. You and other women had about 40 last years, to speak, because we men trusted you, that you are not going to abuse the power we wanted to share with you as equal. All you managed to do is to create a generation of men and women hateing each other, more than ever before. Women’s reaction to this is sarcasm, because they don’t know what to do, as usual. Why can’t you insted use your brain power and figure out what you have messed up and fix it? Because sarcasm is easier? Women are best at destroing and blaming men for it. Katie, I never met a man who felt diferently. They just couldn’t speak, whenever they tryed women ridiculed them. How long do you think, this can last? The harder you women hit men now the harder they are giong to come back. Listen to what Dick is saying, he wbats to talk to you women. But insted you refuse to talk, cos you don’t have anything to say, besides calling him names? Is this the best you can do?
I have quoted a man who wrote a post just before you. How do you do that? you read and you don’t undestand? How many wakeup calls do you need to wake up?
Haha, glad I’m not the only one who noticed the similarities.
Goddamn newfags, you aren’t funny, go away.
LOL No you just suck at bed LOL
Did you ever think the reason why women dislike having sex with you because you have a small dick??
Thats usually the issue…
I’m sure this one girl you had sex with was a bitch but dont base that off of other women. There are very accomplished women today who have changed the world for the better. My father died and my mother raised me alone. I now own a multi million dollar company. You give men a terrible name.
Once women fight back you will crawl in a little hole like a bitch.
And all this time I thought they hated me because I usually say “ya tell me you’re my little whore” while I’m pounding nails. Glad I’m not the only one - thanks Dick!
God damn it, we need more of these chauvinist assholes in the media to keep the modern, bitchy western woman in line. Look at all these stupid women getting on here and posing as men, how fucking obvious are they? Everything I’ve seen so far on this site has been true, and that Dr Phil session was great, I’d like to get my hands on the full episode.
As for these gay, small dick, no sex remarks… well. Being gay is not a bad thing for a man, he doesn’t have to put up with women’s shit. I love gay men - they are one less dick I have to worry about. It’s lesbians that are the real problem, because a lesbian is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cunt. A lesbian is a woman who is not performing her sole primary function - giving pleasure to a man. Who cares if his dick is small anyway? He obviously has no desire to give a woman pleasure. And I’m sure he gets TONS of sex, because he is a chauvinist asshole and there is nothing any woman loves more than a chauvinist asshole. I disagree on the anal part, though, but that’s just me, I think anal is wrong.
To expand on these points, I believe society has a problem. The problem is unsatisfied male libidos, and it leads to all sorts of social problems like assault, drugs, prostitution, and worst of all, impotence (use it or lose it). This is caused mostly by women being whores and sleeping with men who are much older than them. This is a dog-in-a-manger problem as I see it, because it means some young man is not getting laid because some old fart with a Mercedes is stealing what he deserves more, and what the fuck is the old fart going to do with her anyway? It’s not like he can get it up and fuck her. Also, dating younger women strokes their egos, and makes them believe they are more mature than us, which they all believe. Most “men” (that is, weak eunuch slaves) these days believe they are smarter than us. I really think some of the morons saying women are stronger than us really are men, like this “j” shithead.
The other major cause of this bullshit is that while homosexuality in males is discouraged, in females it is encouraged. How is this logical? Like I said before, a gay male is one less dick to worry about, a lesbian is one less cunt to fight over. It is, economically speaking, bad sociology to encourage lesbians and discourage gay males. Personally, I wish I was gay, so I wouldn’t have to put up with women’s bullshit. Only problem is that gay males are even worse. If we all were, though, then it wouldn’t be a problem. Just stop and think about it for a moment before you get repulsed by my statements. Imagine a world where chauvinism rules, and women were only useful for breeding and performing sexual favours. We wouldn’t need them, because we could just suck each others dicks and they would have no power. I wish I lived in such a world, where men with actual balls would rule (I don’t mean prissy little fags who wish they were women, they’re weak as fuck). You know what angry feminist lesbians are like, going on about how they don’t need men? Imagine if we could all be chauvinistic men who didn’t even need women for sex? Man, that’d be gold. Trouble is, we’re so conditioned against it that it would never happen. I know for a fact I could never find another male attractive, and most other males are the same. Personally I believe this is women’s encouragement in young boys, to turn them on each other (what they do best) to give them more power with the only thing they are good for (sex). When you’re a kid and know nothing about sex girls are just as repulsive as boys. Homophobia amongst early adolescant males is irrational and stupid. It makes much more sense to suck a cock and get your cock sucked than to fuck your hand, doesn’t it? Again, no anal, that’s just wrong.
Women are spoiled because they have thousands of desperate losers always trying to fuck them. If it wasn’t for these reasons I’ve outlined, they wouldn’t be this way. Eunuchs cave in to their bullshit because they are dying for sex. If they could suck each other off, their problems would be solved, but women have brainwashed us against this perfectly logical solution. The reason is that if we were the way I describe, they would be worthless. Any man that fucks a younger woman is a traitor. Any man that gives a gay male shit is a traitor. And any man that encourages a lesbian is a traitor. All three of these things are what have got us into the situation we’re in, where women control us because we need them for sex. It’s just a case of too many dicks fighting over not enough cunts.
Another thing I really think society should move toward is encouragin a higher rate of female births. We need more women, because there is a lack of cunts going around and far too many dicks to feed (take a look at China for crying out loud). I say the ratio of women to men should be about 3:1. This way, if the bitch starts talking shit, every man will have two more sluts dying for him to fuck her. If she’s moody, not feeling like it, pissing him off, whatever, he’s got thousands of single women he can go off and fuck, and she’ll be dying for more of his cock when he gets back. Remember, this is the world that women currently live in. If we had three women for every man, then we would live like the kings we deserve to be. Some might say that being outnumbered three to one would let women take over the world, but are you fucking nuts? Any man is at least five times stronger, smarter and more useful than any woman, so that is just an impossibility.
Anyway, there are some of my thoughts on sociology and proposed solutions for a few problems. Ideally, the 3:1 solution would solve everything, but the other three things are more plausible. Stop giving fags shit and put shit on dykes. And for fuck’s sake, stop dating younger women, it makes you look stupid and immature, and like you can’t keep up with a woman your own age. You are stroking their egos, making them more important than they should be, and letting down the team. Stop turning on your own kind, you treacherous swines.
And if I see another eunuch piece of shit defend a woman with female arguments and general princess behaviour, I’m gonna kill somebody. Grow some balls and act like a fucking man.
I admit, sometimes I fall into the trap of overly complicating things, yet simple truths remain the best.
Women by and large are incapable of expanding beyond their biologic imperitives for any length of time. If forced to do so they will hate you and all other men and women forever.
Done!
Have a beer, the rest is just redundant commentary and has never been refuted!
The great majority of any feminine success is due to trading sex for it. Women as a group have almost nothing to show for their time on the planet save what is expressed from a pelvis, the greatest most productive fruit of the womb being male offspring.
The greatest feminine logic is refusal to accept reality as it presents itself and demand that males pretend to change reality enough to get gals to relax and get “in the mood”.
So in closing it is self evident and irrefutable:
Women are mostly concerned about making babies, and they are their babies, not yours, unless there’s more money in it for them to proclaim it so.
Woman prefer to control men through threats of intervention by using other men who pretend to be on the gals side but fuck them over and take the lions share. This is called’ romance’ and is highly prized by them.
Any mans money is good enough. If the man could disappear and keep the money coming, that’d be okay.
Wherever women find themselves, they paint the finish line underneath their heels and proclaim themselves winners suitable for worship just as they are. No further improvement needed. Ever.
Women hate men enough to never treat them with the same degree of entitlement that they demand for themselves.
Women can never keep a story straight. Ever.
To the young guys reading this stuff. It’s obviously war so listen to the vets that have been there and back. Likely you’ll eventually succumb to the seductive charms of the opposition. BE FOREWARNED: One can deal and be successful if one chooses wisely. For a family, a wife is indeed a good idea if suitable material can yet be found somewhere in this world. For a loyal friend you can trust to stick to the program, you’ll do no better than a good manly dog.
Respectfully submitted,
Darrell Harb
Haha you are so fucking right in a horribly wrong way xD
Hahahaha. Asides from a few individuals you’ve made complete tools out of pretty much everyone who commented here. Well played sir. I think I’m gonna start coming back here.