Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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April 17th, 2008 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ccfb0180d42a
You summed it up perfectly, I’m not even going to try and top it. Hero!
April 17th, 2008 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6790d82ba9caa
Killing each other over disagreements instead of finding ways to co-exist seems a little more stupid to me.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Ok, I’ll say something back.
Why is it wrong for a man to be divorced or still single? Are you really telling me there are no divorced or single women? Isn’t it true that being a single women is empowering? Explain to us how that only works for women. Also explain how it’s ok for a women to become a man-hating feminist, because she married the wrong man, but a man can’t feel the same when he marries a gold digging, self-centered bitch.
You talk about child birth as if it were the most dangerous and painfull experience a human could endure. Tell me little lady, are you signed up for the draft? Do you feel the pressure to enlist and fight for your country like men do? Please explain how child birth is more painfull than getting your legs shot off or a life time of nightmares and anxiety from post war depression.
I need a good laugh, so please reply.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Thats not even the whole post, you only picked out part of it. It looks like you picked out what might be his reply to some other post, but it didn’t look like that when I read, and you know it.
Instead why don’t educate levi on how to use the quotes properly so everyone can understand what he is trying to say, because I did read it and it read like a feminist rant to me. Get over yourself man.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51be2d0d30a7f
I’m saying that you hate women so much you probably choose to get drunk with your male friends. I also don’t think it’s right for women to be man-hating feminists. Because I believe all people are equal. Even though I do think you’re pathetic because you’re arguing with a 16 year old. I know that I have nothing better to do than school during the weekdays. But what about you? You men have to come on this website and bitch about women. I agree that SOME women are self-centered bitches. But I’m nto saying we all are. You’re generalizing women, and saying “well she’s a huge bitch, they all are” which in my mind is so wrong. If I meet some guy and he’s self-centered I’m not going to say you all are. It’s wrong. Get that through your head. By the way, I’m 16(Like I’ve said before..) and I can fight for a very long time, I have expirience.
Nice job for bringing war into this. I never once said that would be difficult. And I definately ADMIT I would never ever do it. Partly because I think it’s stupid to fight people, and I’d be scared shitless. My great grandfather was in WWI, and I think he is an amazing man. I believe that he had a lot of courage to do that, a long with every other man that has fighted for their country, and risked their lives. I was just SAYING and SUGGESTING that childbirth would be painful, of course I don’t have expirience with it or fighting of any kind. It was a suggestion, get over it.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: af72c7fef5bb6
Apart from the childish ‘HAHA….’ you were doing pretty well. But then like a typical woman, you didnt know when to shut the fuck up.
Doesnt make any difference because every woman has the reasoning abilities of a 16 year old teenage girl. Get used to it.
No thats called an assumption, which apart from being wrong is also known as the mother of all fuckups.
Having exhausted her limited stock of typical two-bit feminist horseshit mantras, Danielle the 16 year old fem fuckhead attempts to save face by hiding behind fake laughter.
Yeah, like you’re an expert on making sense.
Assumptions again, and fucking stupid ones at that. You’re talking about normal female bodily functions. If nature hasnt provided women with the ability to endure the pain from these natural functions then thats another defect you can add to the list. If on the other hand you can endure the pain then women are making a big deal of about nothing.
There are loads of reasons, but if just one does it for you then fine.
C’mon then. Lets have some more ‘HAHAs’.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: af72c7fef5bb6
Assuption. And wrong.
Assuption. And wrong.
Bullshit. Why dont you go argue on a man-hating feminist website then? There are far more of them that say alot worse than what is said here. The fact is though, you’re a hypocrite.
No you dont, but you ‘think’ you do. You’re actually a hypocrite. See above.
So you expect to say whatever you want, but not hear anything in return? That isnt because you’re 16, its because you’re a female. Like I’ve said before all women are like 16 year old brats who expect to endlessly shoot their mouths off.
What we do or dont do is none of your concern. What matter is what is being said. Do try to stick to the point.
Tough. Go cry somewhere else.
I dont dispute that you can argue for a very long time because like I’ve said before women have a mental age of 16. Arguing endlessly is what women do regardless of age. Women are too stupid to realise when they do not even have a case to argue left, but that wont stop them. Women think that the length of an argument defines its validity. Case in point:
What you’re saying is that you are making a suggestion about something in which you have admittedly no personal experience, yet you dont expect anyone to challenge your suggestion and just ‘get over it’.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8055207e262fc
The Dr Phil episode with Dick in it just aired here in New Zealand and I have to say if Dick wasn’t sexist I think he would be a truly funny, intelligent guy! Although I of course don’t agree with his thoughts on women, being one myself, I think he is hilarious! Although he has an answer for everything, one thing he repeated constantly was that most rapists were raised by single mothers, at least the mothers gave it a shot?? Where are all the fathers anyway? And to say everything is made by men…my body created my son, and fed/nurtured him. And I am lucky I procreated with a fantastic man who respects women and helped me raise a healthy/balanced son, it’s a pity Dick’s mother did not have the same support from a man. And I get the feeling Dick was not hugged enough as a child…But seriously he is entitled to his opinion and as it is very much the minority I don’t find this site offensive now but just funny :)
April 17th, 2008 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51be2d0d30a7f
Funny, really. I actually come on this website because I think it’s absolutely hilarious to fight with men that are probably 30+ and balding, and think they need to be sitting on a thrown. And I’m not a fucking hypocrite. I do not in any way think I’m better than you. You can go ahead and think that because in your fucked up mind you think your always right. But it’s my opinion, not yours. And I don’t “THINK” that all people are equal. That is what I believe. And if you can’t understand that WE CAN ACTUALLY THINK AND HAVE AND OPINION, then you need to check into a mental instituation, or go back to school. Either would work, because saying that my opinion is wrong, just makes you look like a fucking retard. I know what I’m thinking, not you. By the way, I’m not crying. I’m laughing. And I’m not saying that because I’m actually crying and I don’t want to admit it. If thats what you think.. Then cool, have fun with that. And you can’t say that men don’t complain and bitch all the time! Oh my god I know so many guys who complain to me all the time. And they act like 12 year old girls. So, like I’ll say again, SOME women are bitches. I know I’ve been a huge bitch to plenty of people. Doesn’t mean that some men haven’t though. I know guys who are worse than girls. Yeah, well I think it’s hilarious that you men can come on this website and complain and bitch about women, about women bitching and complaining. I actually think this is really fun arguing with you. You guys are just soo into this, you’re obsessed! With arguing about women. I love it.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: eda1b0385fae8
Well, well. So much controversy. I think it is interesting how so many women feel no threat at all towards this page. I make this comment considering that it was apparently appropriated by a “acne-ridden 14 year old” or “16 year old” or “bitter divorcee” etc. I am saddened however by the men on here’s propensity to act like women. Yes, Mr. Masterson does make some good points, and yes he speaks some truths that have become unfashionable, but he has no business determining what makes a “man” and anyone who follows another’s tenets like it’s religious is a bit lost. I agree with Mr. Masterson’s assertion that men are better than women, but I also agree that Mr. Masterson is a shock artist. I laugh endlessly at his sight, and nod quietly in agreement but he also has a tendency to let me down with either misrepresented facts, or flagrant errors (for instance Make-up was invented by men, for men before it was considered unmanly to wear it. That is actually a very modern philosophy).
In any event there was some outcry for a homosexuals viewpoint on this webite so here you go: Mr. Masterson is at least 70% correct. The saddest thing that I see on here is the prejudice that men show to their own when they say something is “gay” or call someone a “faggot”. Yeah, I know some of us are really fruity, and yeah I know that some are just plainly obnoxious and femmy, but believe it or not a lot of us are a lot closer to the idiots definition of “manly” than you want to admit. Let’s stay focussed on the issue here and leave your brethren out of it please?
Besides that there are two kinds of men in the world: those who lead and those who need a leader. If you need someone to tell you what being a man is then you are the latter, and therefore more of a “bitch”. Can anyone tell me where that term came from? Of course you can! You’re men!
In closing I’d like to say one thing: For Christ’s Sakes! Yes, we all know there are incredibly intelligent women who do great things. Dick’s chart proves it by his own assertion. Spaulding Gray was awarded Pulitzers for being a great writer. However they are far rarer and that is also the point he was making. If you are a woman who is not independently wealthy because you did something great then shut up. You are probably an obnoxious college student riding through school on Daddy or Uncle Sam and your opinion on the matter is nothing more than trying to nay-say through reflected glory. Sure a rare few have done something big, but you’re talking to people who pay you’re way and keep your family’s together. Also, you may think that all men don’t believe this but the fact is that if a man doesn’t say it, he’s thinking it and believes you might not spread your legs for him if he’s too abrasive. Deep down every man knows that every woman in the world is a whore except for his mother. Some don’t even leave their mother’s exempt.
There you go: A homosexuals appraisal of the situation. Oh, voiced from the community all lesbians ARE faking it. EVERYBODY loves dick, whether it is their own or someone else’s.
For the record: Men are better than women at everything including sex. I know not every man wants to do it with men, but we give better blowjobs, and handjobs because we KNOW what needs to get done. Women just poke at it and if she is good it means she has sucked a LOT of dick to get that way. Get rid of her; she’s a whore and will probably go on a date with you with another man’s seed on her breath. Then she will come to a man like me to laugh about it because they think that just because I’m gay I’m more like them. Newsflash: I’m still a man, ladies. Just because I prefer more stable, loyal, and intelligent partners doesn’t mean I want to be a woman, or more like them.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d01e74e0b281
Hi Dick. Love the website man, being a man who has been kicked around by women and dragged through the gutters of not living like a man should, I relate to the things you say and the articles you write. I’ll drop you a voicemail when I got the time, but keep up the great work, and lets fight for men to ride the high horse we rightfully deserve to be upon.
April 18th, 2008 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c18df8b20a276
Why are fucking cunt 16 year olds coming onto here acting like they know a goddam thing? Little bitches need to go back to texting their skank friends and giggling over “boys” Fucking whores in training. Go suck a cock DICK MASTERSON RULES THE FUCKING ROOST YOU MALIGNANT SWINE BITCHES You’re just on here bitching and nit picking shit because you’re obvious lack of serious grey matter and frontal lobe capabilties cannot find anything else to do!
April 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Very true, we women love to be hated and treated like crap, thats why the nice guys never get any. It is just a damn shame more women can’t just admit that we are all lying bitches.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 00b1fcab1345e
Hello Dick,
I just finished watching your episode on Dr. Phil and you really do have some kind of problems. The Numa Numa dance is better than this.
I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry that you were the loser in high school that no one wanted to talk to so you had to make something up to get into the crowd. I have many kids like that in my high school, some say they are gay to get in (all boys) some try listenening to different music to make them cool, and there is one specific kid in my Senior class that reminds me of you. His name is Seth. Seth is the skinny freckle faced kid who tries to wear brand clothes when he cant afford it, he thinks that “the boys” like him when all they really do is make fun of him, and he always had to make something up to try to fit in with everyone else. Why dont you go to Church this Sunday and talk with a minister or someone who can help.
It seems to me that you have many areas to mature in, you remind me of the little boys who have a club house that says keep out, no girls allowed. Anyway, I guess we are stupid, apparentally I couldnt read your page correctly so I decided to post anyway. I agree with you that a woman should not be able to run the country, well at least not Hillary Clinton, but to say that ALL women have no intention of being on this earth other than to make babies and have sex with you is crazy.
If you dont think women can do great things, you have apparentally forgotten much about your history classes. Do you have any idea who Queen Elizabeth was? She is thought to be one of the best if not THE best rulers of England in all of history. Rosa Parks? Or are you prejudice against the African American race as well as women? Without Betsy Ross, would we have a flag? Should I keep going or do you get the picture yet? I know that I am not going to change your mind. You have had a psychiatrist talk to you about this issue and you have written a book about your beliefs so I know one 18 year old GIRL is NOT going to change your mind. But, do you ever think that you really hurt some peoples feelings? Think of how your mother must feel about you, if I was that poor woman I would be ashamed. Anyway, believe it or not, women have the right to speak their own opinion in this country just as well as men do because we are all equal. So, there was my input.
Amy
April 19th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 04e8436702d29
I’m going to try to not make fun of this Dick guy because everyone else already has. I just wish that you would stop hiding behind those glasses. It makes it hard to even listen to your argument at all.
For the record, women don’t like being treated like shit, at least not the ones I’ve been with. In fact, it’s the opposite. My girl now, whom I love very much, gets off more when I’m nice to her. It works the same way for men. I’m not going to lie though, I’m a red blooded American guy and I’m not always the nicest I can be but being a jerk never got me anywhere. Women, in my experience don’t like it. I get a better reaction out of saying loving things than acting like a jerk. Trust me, me and my girlfriend are very happy. I just wish that people like you would open your minds a little more. It’s got nothing to do with being gay or unmanly, because I assure, I’m not gay. Also, it has nothing to do with being pro-feminism, I’ve never liked being yelled at just for being a man. They’re both the two extremes. Do the women who post here look like they’re lining up for you, Mr. Masterson? Find a happy medium, Dick. I hope you give me a long winded hateful comment to prove my point.
April 19th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 04e8436702d29
Anal=gay, any respect you could have garnered from the majority of straight men has just been flushed down the toilet.
maybe there are other reasons women hate sex with you:
1. the women who know you (If any) call you Lil’ Dick for a reason
2. You wont take off those goddamn glasses
3. You wheeze and get out of breath and ask for your inhaler
4. She’s suspicious because you tried to pick her up outside of the gay bar
5. You yell men’s names during
Actually I’m wrong, you’re a forty year old virgin most likely or at least have to pay a women to do it.
April 19th, 2008 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 4ac7dc77855f2
Actually, many women enjoy anal, even a porn watching virgin would know that. How does it feel to know that even a virgin knows more about sex then you?
April 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 0666958560494
You know Dick, there’s a reason you’re called Dick. Maybe it’s to make up for your lack of one, or maybe becasue you look and act like one.
April 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 469147f33694d
LOOK, LOOK, another dick joke….you hear that? That is the sound of crickets in the background, because it isn’t funny.
Same song, different loon.
April 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a117ab22e0f99
and the truth will set you free.