Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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April 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e0f83c274c1d
Dick- thank you. So many men act as if they respect and revere women and the simple fact is most of them think like you, so thank you for being straight forward about it.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
It seems suburban white manholes are not grateful that society has yet to draft them or convict them like the men they claim they are.
I hope they’re happier routing from children in the sand mines.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Look, I know you’ve just come out… but if you don’t stop talking like a 16-year-old blonde valley girl, I’ll fucking stab you.
- http://thiscomic.com/?comic=225
April 14th, 2008 at 12:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 27062d34a0005
@Doubt- stop acting like an idiot. Your the one that talks like a valley girl. No Manhole.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Why don’t manholes use vibrators?
It chips their teeth.
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What do you call 5000 dead manholes at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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How can you tell when a manhole is lying?
Her lips are moving.
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How do you save five drowning manholes?
Who cares?
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What do you call a block of cement containing ten manholes?
A waste of cement.
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How do you stop a manhole from drowning?
Shoot her before she hits the water.
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How do you get a manhole out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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What do you do if you run over a manhole?
Make another notch on the steering wheel.
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What’s the difference between a manhole and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
When a bus load of cheerleaders goes off a cliff.
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What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat.
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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a manhole should?
Stick her bill up her ass.
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/faggotjokes.txt
April 14th, 2008 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 133bcf2ad23d4
What are you on about mate, seriously, do you have no life or what, are you thick or something, the reason that no women in their right mind ever wants to sleep with you is because you are disgsting, creepy, slimey, and lets face it an utter twat. Woman are ten times better than you will ever be, you are just jealous that they have more power than you will ever have!
By saying all this you are being such a nob, and is probs the main reason why nobody will ever sleep with you! looks aint anything, it is also your personality, buts lets face it, you aint got either!
How on earth can you… a man… a nob of a man.. group all women together, how are you supposed to know? every person in this world is different, you have no right to say that all woman are lyk this, all women do that! sounds stupid to me!
And women do enjoy sex, but with nice men, nice guys that care about them, and are actually good in bed. You are such a degrading twat saying all this. Why would you do that? Also, why is it ok, for you to call women whore’s and use us, even pay for sex, but it is not ok for woman to live life happily, and have a family, and have the same rights as men!
And in one of your videos, you said thank goodness we dont have a female leader, well tbh, lets face it, your jst worried that she would actually make changes! The real reason you have issues with women is coz you feel threatend,. threatend by the power we have. The ability to socialise, drink and stop, coz we know our limits, raise a child that is polite but can also have fun, and a child that knows how to treat people!
What makes men so different to women?
just give me a straight answer, other than the obvious physical differences, it has been proven that women learn quicker than men anyway! it is just your male pride! pathetic that you feel like yu need to make this website,andinsult half of the worlds population just to get yourself known, and quite honestly, you aint worth the breathe!
DO you not have anything better to do with your life than sit at home, insulting people, you need to grwo up and move with the times, women work twice as hard as some men, im not saying all men, coz i dnt know al men, bt most women do work so hard, just to be able to eat, your making a living through insulting people, so stupid, why don’t you grow up, and get on with your life, and realise that women are not going anywhere! Where would you be without us? nowhere, don’t try and tell me that you don’t want to have a happy family when you finally decide to settle down, you have no right to say all this stuff, your a complete stuck up twat that needs to change is complete attitud:S
And what are all these comments about, if you r girl friends, wives, watever read these you would literally kill yourselves, you all pathetic cowards that you say all this shit on here, andd dont go out and say it for yourself, instead you just leave a comment on a website, waiting for this guy to say it all! pathetic wimps:P
and yea, you are right, this guy has got guts, coz i know that if i ever saw him, i would have a few things to say!
This is all sucha joke, jst a way to get famous, women are so good at what they do, some of the things, products, medicines that you use everyday have been invented by women, your such a nob mate! yes men have invented some amazing things too, women are jst as equal to men, and are not jst objects that you can use and chuck out!
I would never say all the shit that you have been saying about anyone, it is out of order, they have never said or done anything to you personly, and in that video of you on that tv show, you basically called that woman fat, you prick, you judge everyone you see, and you are never gona get anywhere in life! ever! Fucking nob mate!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 87f879eff570b
And you know that I am do you???
I would send some proof but I don’t know who you are! You could be some peedo for all I know!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 87f879eff570b
I Agree with you, ‘None of your Business’. I’m not saying that us men are better or worse than women, but EQUAL!
I know you have a right to voice your oppinion, but like ‘None of your Business’ said, Women make up about half of the Global Population. Get with it and start acting your age not your shoe size! You can tell me the same if you want but I’d only be going back 3 years, compared to your 30 or so!
You do need to get a life and stop sitting around moping like some Emo twat becasue he can’t get a decent gf.
And as for working hard. What do you do away from this website?
Hate’s such a strong word but in this case I think it’s suitable. I Hate people like you, that bully their rights to say what they think and insult 3 or so BILLION people, human beings, people that have feelings aswell, not things that you throw away into the back of your wardrobe (Closet or whatever it is in America). One of those skeletons you hope you wont find. Grow Up! Get A Life!! And Get Some Decency And Just Admit You’re A Twat And Shut Down The Website!!!
FFS.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Wow, you fucktards know nothing about business do you… what am I saying! Of course women and fembots know nothing about business.
And why the fuck should we worry about womens feelings while innocent men go to prison for false reports of rape and violence?
FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU!!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0004faa2551cc
Get a grip woman. Your macara is running.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 25eb765f14f2a
I think that all of the ranting unintelligent insulting going on between all of these males is not helping much to prove the points portrayed in this excerpt.
We men need to slow down, stop eating all this steroid filled meat which fucks with our testosterone levels, and think logically. if were just sit here and bitch at each other were only closing the gap of differences between men and women. although well never be equals with them, i damn sure don’t want to get any closer.
That is the kind of behavior that will bring about action, the type of action dick here is trying to get.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ad4310ab9153
so my guesses are that u Cock were a woman, treated shitty by some trash and than u started hating all women cuz u thought u need to put up with that shit. and u turned into man, ugly one of coarse like white trash. :) in any case Hitler had good solution for society rejects like u, throw them in gas rooms….
April 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
If Hitler were reincarnated in this age it would be you and your sisters who would be burnt to the last ember.
Everything he claimed Jews would do.. feminists have done.
But probably unneccessary. Personally I think a limited civil war will smack modern women with a brick called reality. The beaurocratic parasites who rely on 51% of the population with voids for skulls for easy votes might cry about it.. but their all poweful army will be in the deserts of the East for generations. Like the Barbarians starved and made Rome in their image.. we will restore patriarchy.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: c21ac07fdf86d
I think youre right, and people simply cant take the truth and that is why women dont like you and pussy whipped men cant stand you.
youre a real man, and like i said in my e-mail
youre my hero
April 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: d828aa326d197
Can I ask you something?
What do you know?
You know nothing kid.
Shut up, watch, listen, and learn for about 20 more years before you open your mouth.
Whatever you think you know probably spewed out of the TV straight into your rotten little brain. You know nothing.
Whatever ideas you have about anything were programmed into you by society’s mass media manipulators. You know nothing.
Whatever knowledge you think you possess about the history of this world was fed to you to make you stupid. You know nothing.
Whatever you think you know about feminism and what it will do to you is your imagination working on false knowledge from the same source. You know nothing.
Whatever respect you have for feminism is a result of you being tricked by the male arm of feminism. You know nothing.
Whoever you think rules the world is an illusion. You know nothing.
Whatever you decide is the fair way to do things is a trap for you. You know nothing.
Every time you rally against inequality in the world, you are barking up the wrong tree. You know nothing.
Whenever you think your right in your post above, you are wrong. You know nothing.
Whatever bad guy you hate for not being nice and PC, you are probably wrong. You know nothing.
If you think I’m talking shit here, well that’s just too bad. You know nothing.
If you think women are better off with feminism, then you are a fool. You know nothing.
If you think 400,000 women could have worked together long enough to put a woman on the moon, you are a fool. You know nothing.
If you think even 4 million blacks could have built a car from scratch, let alone get to the moon, then you are an idiot. You know nothing.
If you think the battle of the sexes was not planned, and civil rights was not planned, and feminism was not planned, then you know nothing.
If you think Rosa Parks just sat on that bus seat because she decided to, then you know nothing.
If you think MLK was a hero, then you know nothing.
If you think society is free and that your mind is your own, then you know nothing.
If you think a woman cannot destroy your life no matter what you do, or how good you are to her, then you will learn something.
If you think women will not destroy you just out of spite, then you know nothing.
If you think raising one teenage girl is less work than raising 4 teenage boys, then you know nothing.
If you think women have the same level of self control as men, or that women in a fight are actually useful and don’t just clam up and cry, then you know nothing.
If you think women will respect you for being on their side, you know nothing.
If you think its cool to look at all the porn on the net, and chase sluts to do it all with, then you know nothing.
If you think that anyone cares what you think here, or can be bothered arguing with someone so young and clueless, then you know nothing.
If you think you’ve got it all figured out, your hopeless.
You should be doing your homework.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e0f83c274c1d
Not white OR suburban.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e0f83c274c1d
LOL- “Whenever you think your right in your post above, you are wrong. You know nothing.”
It’s you’re, not your. Funny, you sure felt the need to post a response longer and far less eloquent than a 14 year old who “knows nothing”.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f628ead3cbca
I’m guessing, Dick, that based on your comments about women’s brains being comparable to a bag of fecal matter, you would say something to the effect that “men are more logical than women”. Do you know what formal logic is, sir? If not, allow me to demonstrate. As a syllogistic argument, here’s how the opinions expressed in your article would look:
Dick’s Premises:
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A person has sex with another person multiple times if and only if he/she likes how they are treated during sex
I have had sex with a few women
I have been cruel and violent to them during the acts
Some of these same women have had sex with me multiple times
Some women like to be treated with cruelty and violence during sex
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Dick’s Conclusion:
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All women like to be treated with cruelty and violence during sex
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As I’m sure you’re intuitively aware of your argument in this way, you’ll have to pardon the redundancy. What you’re probably not aware of is why, aside from being evil as fuck, it’s a whole trough of horse shit. Let me show you a simpler, analogous argument to demonstrate your dumbass-fuckery:
Premises:
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If a person is an illogical, hateful prick, then he/she is a douchebag.
Dick Masterson is illogical.
Dick Masterson is a hateful prick.
Dick Masterson is a man.
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Conclusion:
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All men are douchebags.
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This argument contains the tacit premise: If any person of a specific gender is a douchebag, then every member of that gender is a douchebag.
This assumption is obviously false, and thus the argument is rendered unsound (being internally consistent, but ultimately false). Just because one man is a douchebag doesn’t mean that all men are, you silly, silly man! Let me show how to make this argument valid AND SOUND!
Premises:
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If a person is an illogical, hateful prick, then he/she is a douchebag.
Dick Masterson is illogical.
Dick Masterson is a hateful prick.
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Conclusion:
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Dick Masterson is a douchebag.
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See we have reached the conclusion “Dick Masterson is a douchebag” by very logically respecting the flow of explicit premises 1-3, therefore it is a valid argument. And we know for a positive fact that Dick Masterson is indeed a douchebag–so our argument is sound as well!
Let’s go back to the original argument
Dick’s Premises:
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A person has sex with another person multiple times if and only if he/she likes how they are treated during sex
I have had sex with a few women
I have been cruel and violent to them during the acts
Some of these same women have had sex with me multiple times
Some women like to be treated with cruelty and violence during sex
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Dick’s Conclusion:
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All women like to be treated with cruelty and violence during sex
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This argument implicitly contains the obviously false tacit premise: If some people of a certain gender like violence and cruelty during sex, then all people of the same gender like violence and cruelty during sex.
Further, the assumption stating that “A person has sex with another person multiple times if and only if he/she likes how they are treated during sex” is the statement of a person who has lived in a cave their whole life such that phrases like “modern psychology” or “abusive relationship” are completely unintelligible.
The argument presented here contains one or more false premises and is therefore invalid and unsound (inconsistent and false).
But hey! Enough of my yakkin’! I’ll leave you with one final syllogism to ponder (Hint: it is both valid and sound!):
Premises:
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The fewer douchebags there are in the world, the better it is to live in.
One should always do what is best for the world.
Dick Masterson is a douchebag.
If Dick Masterson killed himself, there would be fewer douchebags in the world.
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Conclusions:
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If Dick Masterson killed himself, the world would be a better place.
[and finally]
Dick Masterson should kill himself.
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I rest my case.
This website is not “a place for men to vent”. It’s a place where a hateful dumbass can start a circle jerk with hordes of other hateful dumbasses without having to actually touch another man’s penis.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e0f83c274c1d
You’re my hero.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 569abc41935fb
No wonder women dont want to have sex with you - you cant even do it right. Sex is based on the ability to remember that there is more than one person in the room. You are no doubt a chronic masturbator. You wear dark glasses because you are ultimately ashamed of who you are. You proclaim violently that you are better than women because men intimidate you, and you need someone to bully. You started this website because, by allowing men to vent against their women in a momentary rush of emotion - which is supposed to be a womanish trait, by the way - you find comfort in thinking that there are more people like you. You believe that all women are weak and clingy because that is the type of woman trash like you attracts. You have carefully developed your persona, with all the pomp and confidence that seems to go with it, but if you are honest with yourself you will find that a lot of it is just an act. You are really just a bundle of nerves and hormones, just like the women you claim to be better than. You ultimately are just trying to convince yourself more than anybody. If anyone calls you out on any valid point on this website, you just resort to calling them a woman. Your entire premise is made of bland statements that could never really be proven but make you feel a heck of a lot better. I am a man, and proud of it - I like boobs just as much as the next guy - but I can honestly say that by continuing this quest, you are guilty of the narrow-mindedness that you accuse women of, and you are embarrassing me and any other true red-blooded male that knows of you. It’s funny - you call yourself the true man, when the reality is you are working harder than any of us to prove you are not a woman. Do not attempt to say that I am making things up - the preceeding statements have just as much validity as anything you have come up with on this site. My advice to you is to grow to maturity, learn a few things about real life, and then you might have something worthy to put on this website.