Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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Have u ever gotten laid? i bet your mom probibly left you when u were young and had sex with another guy that is probibly why u dont like women. i no lotss of women that are soooo much smarter then you. do u hate gays too? probibly not cuzz you are one of them arnt you. I m not saying there is anything wrong with being gay cuzz their is not. but my question is how can u love god be gay hate women and still thing your god right hand man. lol my ass u r you will probibly be the devils bitch and suck him off every night. o and ya im a guy no i aint gay. and yes if u want to email me back go ahead
That’s how it should be. Why bother trying to save them? Let them burn, they brought it on themselves.
Feminism = Communism.
It will destroy us all if we let it. Women will actually suffer more than men because of this in the long run, but that won’t stop them digging their own graves because they are too busy watching their men suffer to notice what is happening to them.
Anglo-American women are not joyous people.
That’s funny. I’ve never found a manhole that could make me laugh - ever.
Mass rape of Anglo-American women is a poor strategy: most are too ugly to be raped.
An English writer called Colin Wilson opines how strange it is revolutionary writers like Marx spout much about redistribution of wealth, but never talk about redistribution of sex/women. However, the same principles are involved. Also, raping women of the oppressor class is a direct assault on an oppressive social order. When black men rape white women, this is surely a direct challenge to the Anglo-American establishment.
Liberty is a tree that must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Actually, the crickets went on strike, the jokes were bad and the hot air was making them sick.
Muzalon said:
Rape is a revolutionary, even heroic act.
From an evolutionary biological perspective, rape is primarily an act of sexual gratification achieved by means of circumventing female reproductive choice. Rape can also be interpreted as a justified political act of revolutionary upheaval; it is a vehicle by which mass terror is readily disseminated throughout any given female population demographic. In the hands of any trained urban guerrilla commando, it can be one of the most effective tactics of psychological warfare at one’s disposal. On the basis of military strategy alone, the act of forcible copulation itself can function as a form of personal empowerment that can only be asserted in the face of any female-dominated liberal establishment. Often, the only way to destroy any matriarchal tyranny, which happens to be ideologically sustained by the prevailing social liberalism within current political discourse, is through the sublime mechanism of rape.
Rape is the supreme act of revenge against the power of the dominant Alpha male. To take a woman, the property of the dominant male who secured her, and use her for the sole purpose of sexual release is a supremely heroic act. It is the logical extension of the central physiological aim of the male reproductive strategy; it is based on the fierce competition for available females as a scarce commodity that pits rutting animals against one another in an attempt to secure a viable means by which the transmission of their own genes is assured. To rape a woman is the ultimate act of male sexual superiority. Through raping another man’s woman, one not only denigrates the woman who is being raped, but one also diminishes whatever status or influence has already accrued to the dominant male whose sexual partner is the one being violated in the first place.
Maybe mass rape should be employed as a means of rooting out feminist ideology and socialist politics. All American, British, Australian, and New Zealander women deserve to be brutally raped and murdered. Every single Canadian woman on the surface of the planet also deserves the same method of punishment, but with one minor alteration; they should be anally raped before being brutally tortured and killed.
*All American, British, Australian, Canadian, and New Zealander women are selfish, materialistic, frigid Anglo-fuck whores who deserve to be raped, severely beaten and killed!*
Why do people make fun of Dick’s name? His mother (who was a woman, gave him that name). hahaha
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
You know Dick, there’s a reason you’re called Dick. Maybe it’s to make up for your lack of one, or maybe becasue you look and act like one.
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Hmmm, you can’t use logic, facts and common sense, so like many people you judge or rate due to the number of women he gets to spread his legs for.
And attacking his name proves what?
That you got nothin’.
Let’s see…he has a book out, he’s got a radio show, he’s got tons of fans and even those who hate him can’t stop him, his own website, confidence and strength in himself and gets laid a lot I’m sure.
and what’s the best you can come with…
he has no penis or he resembles one.
Do you now understand why your comment is such a laugh riot?
It’s simple…he is doing what many men WON’T do—say what he feels and laughs at those who try to shame him with weak female minded insults.
Sure, you can attack his name…it’s the only foothold or thing you have to nitpick on…but let’s be honest, you know it’s childish and I know it’s childish, so we’ll laugh at you and you’ll log off thinking you really said something deep and profound which hasn’t been stated millions of other times by other manholes.
Deathslayer
James why the fuck do you give two shits that he wears sunglasses? Only a woman would get upset that a man was wearing cool ass shades.
Also, women do like jerks, if you would have tuned in to Dicks web radio show you would know what the fuck was up.
and the truth will set you free.
LOOK, LOOK, another dick joke….you hear that? That is the sound of crickets in the background, because it isn’t funny.
Same song, different loon.
You know Dick, there’s a reason you’re called Dick. Maybe it’s to make up for your lack of one, or maybe becasue you look and act like one.
Actually, many women enjoy anal, even a porn watching virgin would know that. How does it feel to know that even a virgin knows more about sex then you?
Anal=gay, any respect you could have garnered from the majority of straight men has just been flushed down the toilet.
maybe there are other reasons women hate sex with you:
1. the women who know you (If any) call you Lil’ Dick for a reason
2. You wont take off those goddamn glasses
3. You wheeze and get out of breath and ask for your inhaler
4. She’s suspicious because you tried to pick her up outside of the gay bar
5. You yell men’s names during
Actually I’m wrong, you’re a forty year old virgin most likely or at least have to pay a women to do it.
I’m going to try to not make fun of this Dick guy because everyone else already has. I just wish that you would stop hiding behind those glasses. It makes it hard to even listen to your argument at all.
For the record, women don’t like being treated like shit, at least not the ones I’ve been with. In fact, it’s the opposite. My girl now, whom I love very much, gets off more when I’m nice to her. It works the same way for men. I’m not going to lie though, I’m a red blooded American guy and I’m not always the nicest I can be but being a jerk never got me anywhere. Women, in my experience don’t like it. I get a better reaction out of saying loving things than acting like a jerk. Trust me, me and my girlfriend are very happy. I just wish that people like you would open your minds a little more. It’s got nothing to do with being gay or unmanly, because I assure, I’m not gay. Also, it has nothing to do with being pro-feminism, I’ve never liked being yelled at just for being a man. They’re both the two extremes. Do the women who post here look like they’re lining up for you, Mr. Masterson? Find a happy medium, Dick. I hope you give me a long winded hateful comment to prove my point.
Hello Dick,
I just finished watching your episode on Dr. Phil and you really do have some kind of problems. The Numa Numa dance is better than this.
I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry that you were the loser in high school that no one wanted to talk to so you had to make something up to get into the crowd. I have many kids like that in my high school, some say they are gay to get in (all boys) some try listenening to different music to make them cool, and there is one specific kid in my Senior class that reminds me of you. His name is Seth. Seth is the skinny freckle faced kid who tries to wear brand clothes when he cant afford it, he thinks that “the boys” like him when all they really do is make fun of him, and he always had to make something up to try to fit in with everyone else. Why dont you go to Church this Sunday and talk with a minister or someone who can help.
It seems to me that you have many areas to mature in, you remind me of the little boys who have a club house that says keep out, no girls allowed. Anyway, I guess we are stupid, apparentally I couldnt read your page correctly so I decided to post anyway. I agree with you that a woman should not be able to run the country, well at least not Hillary Clinton, but to say that ALL women have no intention of being on this earth other than to make babies and have sex with you is crazy.
If you dont think women can do great things, you have apparentally forgotten much about your history classes. Do you have any idea who Queen Elizabeth was? She is thought to be one of the best if not THE best rulers of England in all of history. Rosa Parks? Or are you prejudice against the African American race as well as women? Without Betsy Ross, would we have a flag? Should I keep going or do you get the picture yet? I know that I am not going to change your mind. You have had a psychiatrist talk to you about this issue and you have written a book about your beliefs so I know one 18 year old GIRL is NOT going to change your mind. But, do you ever think that you really hurt some peoples feelings? Think of how your mother must feel about you, if I was that poor woman I would be ashamed. Anyway, believe it or not, women have the right to speak their own opinion in this country just as well as men do because we are all equal. So, there was my input.
Amy