Why Women Hate Sex With Me

Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.

They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.

Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.

Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.

When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.

1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.

Women are supposed to hate sex.

Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.

Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.

Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.

Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.

And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.

The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.

That’s Man Zen.

Women only deserve anal.

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Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-23 10:48:52

The lack of testosterone and alpha tendencies in English/Australians is terrifying.

99% of the time you see one of these chief-save-a-ho come cry to us they’re all saying “shag” or “mate” which gives away their location.

 
Comment by KingFuckingWill-i-am
2008-04-23 10:39:06

You are all fucking sick perverts. HEY DICK (FACE.) MAYBE WOMEN HATE SEX WITH YOU, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING SHIT SHAG. when was the last fucking time you got fucking laid anyway? THATS WHY YOU FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT WOMEN ALLTHE FUCKING TIME (oh yes and it’s getting fucking boring now.), ’cause they don’t want to fucking shag you. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU STUPID (most probabaly mother fucking.. wouldnt suprise me if you fucked your own mother anyway..) TWAT!!!!!

 
Comment by Commodore Angryy
2008-04-23 04:30:59

j,

1. You realise that men were necessary for you to be born, for you to live, for you to be employed, for the world you live in, every piece of technology you enjoy. Basically, shut up.

2. Poor guess. Take a look at Dick’s myspace, damn he rakes in the bitches.

3. Well, as long as you find Dick an inappropriate term rather than a anatomical bodily organ, i guess i can call you a vagina, breast, clitoris, DAMN YOU YOU GOD DAMNED FALLOPIAN TUBE!

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-22 20:35:50

The overwhelming majority of Anglo-American women, because of their gross ignorance and crass commercialism, don’t even deserve to be raped by another human being. Most Canadian, American, and English women deserve to be anally raped by trained Doberman pinschers.

 
Comment by Commodore Angryy
2008-04-22 05:06:14

j, i can guarantee you that you have missed the point entirely. Dick makes it unenjoyable for them, thus increasing his own pleasure. If the woman is going to hate it anyway, he may aswell make it worth his time. And they always come back for more.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-21 18:35:43

Muzalon said:

Mass rape of Anglo-American women is a poor strategy: most are too ugly to be raped.

Of course, mass rape is certainly not the most feasible strategy when it comes to participating in commando-style guerrilla operations against the female-dominated liberal establishment. As American sex researchers Thornhill and Palmer (2000) noted, the overwhelming majority of women who end up being raped, for obvious evolutionary reasons, are normally both youthful in appearance and physically attractive. It is a well-known fact that only good-looking women can be raped; however, it must be said that, admittedly, the total number of attractive women constitute a very small percentage of the female population demographic at large. I do believe that achieving the broadest possible publicity for the rapes of a small number of highly attractive Anglo-Saxon Protestant women would be an effective means of waging a campaign of naked psychological aggression against women by keeping the existential reality of femininity permanently suspended within the matrix of patriarchal control.

I still think that the concept of forcible copulation on a mass scale as a weapon of psychological warfare against Anglo-American women can still be salvaged; the best way to carry out mass rape is by employing a small army of trained canine rapists, preferably Doberman pinschers, and subsequently using them to brutally attack any woman of Canadian, American, British, Australian, or New Zealander nationality. Unlike your typical human rapist, who would be easily discouraged by the great ugliness of the majority of womankind, our canine friend should be considerably less discriminating in taste when it comes to the selection of a suitable female victim.

 
Comment by Max Powers
2008-04-21 18:05:49

Muzalon said:

An English writer called Colin Wilson opines how strange it is revolutionary writers like Marx spout much about redistribution of wealth, but never talk about redistribution of sex/women. However, the same principles are involved. Also, raping women of the oppressor class is a direct assault on an oppressive social order. When black men rape white women, this is surely a direct challenge to the Anglo-American establishment.

How exactly is having all the sex go to the most proficient rapists a desirable redistribution? It would still be a system which distributes resources to each “according to his ability”, only the “ability” would be different. This is the opposite of what Marx advocates.

 
Comment by Dutch269
2008-04-21 13:57:25

Arbalest, that’s the truth brother!

I am seeing it already. Women around the USA are deciding not to call themselves feminists, they see the damage and they see it’s beggining to backfire on them, the older feminists still don’t see it and they are falling from grace real fast.

For instance, I go to this Starbucks just down the street almost every weekend. There is this young, semi-good looking girl working there who acts like every guy that goes there is hitting on her, she actually says it out loud to her co-workers! I couldn’t believe it the first time. This went on for several weeks.

Last weekend my son was with me, he’s 16 years old. She did the same thing, but this time to my son. The next day I spoke to the manager, and I explained how men today have to be so carefull around females, that it just burned me to see her act like this with all that is going on between genders these days. I told him how uncomfortable she made me. Well, he was very interested, and he was not smirking or taking it as a joke. I bet she loses her job.

Feminist and other female pigs have gone to far and people are seeing it. The wind is changing direction. I agree with Arbalest, let’s watch them burn, and laugh!

For the record, I dont hate women, I just hate pigs.

 
Comment by nick
2008-04-21 10:26:57

Have u ever gotten laid? i bet your mom probibly left you when u were young and had sex with another guy that is probibly why u dont like women. i no lotss of women that are soooo much smarter then you. do u hate gays too? probibly not cuzz you are one of them arnt you. I m not saying there is anything wrong with being gay cuzz their is not. but my question is how can u love god be gay hate women and still thing your god right hand man. lol my ass u r you will probibly be the devils bitch and suck him off every night. o and ya im a guy no i aint gay. and yes if u want to email me back go ahead

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-21 07:25:37

That’s how it should be. Why bother trying to save them? Let them burn, they brought it on themselves.

 
Comment by Jim
2008-04-21 04:05:36

Dr. Phil said:

Dick is the answer to decades of feminist brainwashing, kids. So get used to it. He’s only the tip of the mountain of holy shit, we men better nip this feminist movement in the bud before society collapses. Yep. I’m going as far as to say that’s going to be the conclusion to all this if men like Dick don’t fight the good fight. How the hell do we have a woman getting a fair shake at being president when women still have unfair advantages over men in the courts and regular everyday stuff like holding doors. Our task is to get women to concede that they actually like being treated like weak princesses and therefore are NOT better than men like they want you to believe, but are there to offer some support and a hole to fuck. Thank you and good night whores and roughmen. Been a pleasure.

Feminism = Communism.
It will destroy us all if we let it. Women will actually suffer more than men because of this in the long run, but that won’t stop them digging their own graves because they are too busy watching their men suffer to notice what is happening to them.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-20 20:41:32

doubt said:

Arbalest said:

Keb said:

LOOK, LOOK, another dick joke….you hear that? That is the sound of crickets in the background, because it isn’t funny.

Same song, different loon.

Actually, the crickets went on strike, the jokes were bad and the hot air was making them sick.

That’s funny. I’ve never found a manhole that could make me laugh - ever.

Anglo-American women are not joyous people.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-20 20:37:29

Arbalest said:

Keb said:

LOOK, LOOK, another dick joke….you hear that? That is the sound of crickets in the background, because it isn’t funny.

Same song, different loon.

Actually, the crickets went on strike, the jokes were bad and the hot air was making them sick.

That’s funny. I’ve never found a manhole that could make me laugh - ever.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-20 20:36:42

Mass rape of Anglo-American women is a poor strategy: most are too ugly to be raped.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-20 20:34:50

Commander Scott said:

Muzalon said:

Rape is a revolutionary, even heroic act.

From an evolutionary biological perspective, rape is primarily an act of sexual gratification achieved by means of circumventing female reproductive choice. Rape can also be interpreted as a justified political act of revolutionary upheaval; it is a vehicle by which mass terror is readily disseminated throughout any given female population demographic. In the hands of any trained urban guerrilla commando, it can be one of the most effective tactics of psychological warfare at one’s disposal. On the basis of military strategy alone, the act of forcible copulation itself can function as a form of personal empowerment that can only be asserted in the face of any female-dominated liberal establishment. Often, the only way to destroy any matriarchal tyranny, which happens to be ideologically sustained by the prevailing social liberalism within current political discourse, is through the sublime mechanism of rape.

Rape is the supreme act of revenge against the power of the dominant Alpha male. To take a woman, the property of the dominant male who secured her, and use her for the sole purpose of sexual release is a supremely heroic act. It is the logical extension of the central physiological aim of the male reproductive strategy; it is based on the fierce competition for available females as a scarce commodity that pits rutting animals against one another in an attempt to secure a viable means by which the transmission of their own genes is assured. To rape a woman is the ultimate act of male sexual superiority. Through raping another man’s woman, one not only denigrates the woman who is being raped, but one also diminishes whatever status or influence has already accrued to the dominant male whose sexual partner is the one being violated in the first place.

Maybe mass rape should be employed as a means of rooting out feminist ideology and socialist politics. All American, British, Australian, and New Zealander women deserve to be brutally raped and murdered. Every single Canadian woman on the surface of the planet also deserves the same method of punishment, but with one minor alteration; they should be anally raped before being brutally tortured and killed.

*All American, British, Australian, Canadian, and New Zealander women are selfish, materialistic, frigid Anglo-fuck whores who deserve to be raped, severely beaten and killed!*

An English writer called Colin Wilson opines how strange it is revolutionary writers like Marx spout much about redistribution of wealth, but never talk about redistribution of sex/women. However, the same principles are involved. Also, raping women of the oppressor class is a direct assault on an oppressive social order. When black men rape white women, this is surely a direct challenge to the Anglo-American establishment.

Liberty is a tree that must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-20 20:23:38

Keb said:

LOOK, LOOK, another dick joke….you hear that? That is the sound of crickets in the background, because it isn’t funny.

Same song, different loon.

Actually, the crickets went on strike, the jokes were bad and the hot air was making them sick.

 
Comment by Max Power
2008-04-20 19:52:53

Commander Scott said:

I post crazy stuff for attention!

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-20 14:21:35

Muzalon said:

Rape is a revolutionary, even heroic act.

From an evolutionary biological perspective, rape is primarily an act of sexual gratification achieved by means of circumventing female reproductive choice. Rape can also be interpreted as a justified political act of revolutionary upheaval; it is a vehicle by which mass terror is readily disseminated throughout any given female population demographic. In the hands of any trained urban guerrilla commando, it can be one of the most effective tactics of psychological warfare at one’s disposal. On the basis of military strategy alone, the act of forcible copulation itself can function as a form of personal empowerment that can only be asserted in the face of any female-dominated liberal establishment. Often, the only way to destroy any matriarchal tyranny, which happens to be ideologically sustained by the prevailing social liberalism within current political discourse, is through the sublime mechanism of rape.

Rape is the supreme act of revenge against the power of the dominant Alpha male. To take a woman, the property of the dominant male who secured her, and use her for the sole purpose of sexual release is a supremely heroic act. It is the logical extension of the central physiological aim of the male reproductive strategy; it is based on the fierce competition for available females as a scarce commodity that pits rutting animals against one another in an attempt to secure a viable means by which the transmission of their own genes is assured. To rape a woman is the ultimate act of male sexual superiority. Through raping another man’s woman, one not only denigrates the woman who is being raped, but one also diminishes whatever status or influence has already accrued to the dominant male whose sexual partner is the one being violated in the first place.

Maybe mass rape should be employed as a means of rooting out feminist ideology and socialist politics. All American, British, Australian, and New Zealander women deserve to be brutally raped and murdered. Every single Canadian woman on the surface of the planet also deserves the same method of punishment, but with one minor alteration; they should be anally raped before being brutally tortured and killed.

*All American, British, Australian, Canadian, and New Zealander women are selfish, materialistic, frigid Anglo-fuck whores who deserve to be raped, severely beaten and killed!*

 
Comment by Sway
2008-04-19 19:20:31

Why do people make fun of Dick’s name? His mother (who was a woman, gave him that name). hahaha

Cheers!
-man-space invader-

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-04-19 16:12:38

You know Dick, there’s a reason you’re called Dick. Maybe it’s to make up for your lack of one, or maybe becasue you look and act like one.
*
Hmmm, you can’t use logic, facts and common sense, so like many people you judge or rate due to the number of women he gets to spread his legs for.

And attacking his name proves what?

That you got nothin’.

Let’s see…he has a book out, he’s got a radio show, he’s got tons of fans and even those who hate him can’t stop him, his own website, confidence and strength in himself and gets laid a lot I’m sure.

and what’s the best you can come with…

he has no penis or he resembles one.

Do you now understand why your comment is such a laugh riot?
It’s simple…he is doing what many men WON’T do—say what he feels and laughs at those who try to shame him with weak female minded insults.

Sure, you can attack his name…it’s the only foothold or thing you have to nitpick on…but let’s be honest, you know it’s childish and I know it’s childish, so we’ll laugh at you and you’ll log off thinking you really said something deep and profound which hasn’t been stated millions of other times by other manholes.

Deathslayer

 
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