Curse Words Make Sugar-Plum Fairies Cry
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own fucking business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.
And why would it be? It is perfectly reasonable.
Women say that swearing is uncouth or inappropriate. What I say to that is, are you fucking serious? That’s the stupidest of shit that I have ever heard it. And I’ve heard plenty of stupid shit.
The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.
It’s no secret that women believe in fairies and Easter bunnies and princesses in far away castles and ogres and bullshit. They’re raised on it like calves on bonemeal, and it’s so ingrained in their psyches that the process of inventing wildly delusional and fantasic drama governs the entire rest of their lives.
The truth is that swearing puts asses in the seats. Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times. Swearing is how you make a good point a fucking great point.
That’s yet another reason why men are better than women. Because we men like to make things better with our man-tools, be they physical (like a wrench or an anvil) or figurative (like swearing, or thinking, or a round of fisticuffs). Points, seats, quality of life; it’s all the same in a man’s world — something to improve.
A woman, on the other hand, prefers to invent crazy reasons not to use the tools readily available to her in order to achieve. In this case I’m talking about Casper the Ghost and Scooby the Boogeyman who both hate swearing so much that I guess they’ll commit suicide if they hear you doing it. I think I speak for all of us men when I say: You gotta be fucking shitting me here.
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July 15th, 2005 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c9ec4269a80e
Fuck that shit man!
July 15th, 2005 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
Oh please, perhaps you should try to attempt to have an actual conversation with an adult woman and even an idiot could see she does not believe in “sugar plum fairies”.
Besides are you really telling me you didn’t use to believe in Father Christmas? If you didn’t I feel bad for you that you had such an unhappy upbringing (Although that probably does explain a lot on this site…).
By the way, I suggest you look at some of the more violent posts from women on this site and even you couldn’t fail to notice that not all women refrain from swearing.
July 15th, 2005 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
One of the most bullshit trends in the poker world today is the “no fuck” rule. In some card rooms and in some tournaments people aren’t allowed to say fuck or they will suffer a 10 minute penalty (or in my case, when saying “that’s fucking bullshit” to the floorman who warned me, get kicked out of the card room).
And who the fuck is “Father Christmas”? The name is Santa Claus you wantwit.
July 15th, 2005 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd4a5943b43b8
“The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.”
Talk about getting to the heart of the fucking matter. Dick, you’ve outdone yourself.
July 16th, 2005 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
Fucking brilliant, dude. In relation to one of your other writing, Dick, women hate and mis-use cursing as much as they mis-use sarcasm. In addition to the safety class for women to use sarcasm, I believe a schooling on profanity use should also be put into place for women to stop fucking it up so badly. The other option, and most likely better option, is that women are banned from curse words altogether.
July 16th, 2005 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
You men all sound like a bunch of demented fools. Swearing does nothing for a conversation as it is verbal junk food, and just lowers the intelligence level of a conversation.
That is all I have to say about this foolishness.
Kaoru
July 17th, 2005 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd4a5943b43b8
Dick is a man, and therefore cannot engage in ‘foolishness’. q.e.d.
July 18th, 2005 at 2:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 76897c96619f9
Verbal junk food huh? Clearly, from the size of your arse, you’ve been eating a bit of it. Fuckwit.
July 18th, 2005 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 8fb1825ebd593
I think it’s a crock of shit when people ask me not to cuss, it’s my language I’ll use it how I want, now piss off.
July 28th, 2005 at 6:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
CB how stupid are you, when you want to lower yourself to personal insults because you have noting better to say then at least comment on something you can actually see. You know what her arse looks like how exactly?
By the way Dick, I can think of no one less qualified to decide what women think.
July 28th, 2005 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76897c96619f9
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were talking to me. You WERE talking to me? I can think of a heap of infinitely less qualified humans than Dick to comment on female patterns of behaviour. That would be OTHER WOMEN.
Backstabbing whiny jealous bitches, who concentrate on female solidarity only when there’s something in it for them. I bet your single aren’t you Nicole? With a manner like yours, even the dumbest man would avoid a shrill, humourless harpy such as yourself.
Get a life, or at least a dildo.
August 5th, 2005 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
Yep, resorting to personal insults through steriotypes how did I know that.
My greatest symathys to your wife, that is if you have one.
August 22nd, 2005 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Nicole,
“Yep, resorting to personal insults through steriotypes how did I know that.”
“My greatest symathys to your wife, that is if you have one. ”
Nicely ironic.
You should at least follow your own advice if you’re going to take a moral stand…
December 8th, 2005 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c663ac82376cc
how long did you labour to come up with this shining and fresh insight?
wow.
i must go cry now, melt all that sugar…what a waste.
you cocksucking, motherfucking doggan faced bitch sucking ass licking horse rimming ball blowing cunt.
heh.
that was fun.
will i grow a penis now that i no longer have enough sugar to remain a faerie.
ps: pssssssst…the only faeries i ever met were male. go figure.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe0f19eacf664
Women are the biggest hypocrites there are. They complain about swearing, but they swear more than anyone. Women are double standards all the way, and don’t give a damn about ethics either. Just ask Susan Smith…
December 12th, 2005 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 6e444fc95731b
Wow, you are a female kook magnet. Glad they’re all here and not at the other sites I visit!
April 10th, 2006 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6babac55a9c08
Nicole, if I stuck my dick in your mouth would it help you shut up?
Nobody wants to hear you babble. Stick to the kitchen and get off my internet, cunt-harpy.
April 11th, 2006 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab7c377098cb9
“And who the fuck is “Father Christmasâ€?? The name is Santa Claus you wantwit.”
Fucking typical ignorant Yank.
April 11th, 2006 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Madam, we call that racism.
-Dick
May 16th, 2006 at 8:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
SisterFister (sigh) Do honesty think that being the loudest and the most vulgar makes you right?
May 16th, 2006 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Good advice, Thaydule. You might pass it along to your friend Tiffany over here.
-wolfe
May 29th, 2006 at 10:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 14d75883d7862
No, as Dick said you women have no idea how to use swear words.
Manly men made the word Fairy up to describe girly men.
Just like we also used the term Dyke to describe manly women.
Maybe you can relate to the word Dyke better seeing how you try to swear like a man but fail.
Dykes are also considered “a barrier blocking a passage” which could also mean that some manly bitch is blocking some whores cunt from the fucking she deserves by a real man, unless it is a skanky ass whore who is too fucking ugly for a real man.
Now you see how real swearing should be use?
You should leave this to da men!
July 14th, 2006 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 6506627600bae
Irrelevant.
Women are so neurotically insecure that even remarks made by someone on the internet who could have no idea what a woman’s actual appearance is carry the same weight as if CB were standing right in front of her with a look of revulsion on his face.
Nicole, your ass is fat and that lipstick makes your mouth look like a dog’s asshole.
See? You felt it.
July 14th, 2006 at 5:38 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Nicole hasn’t posted here since last year, Leon Trotsky’s Zombie.
Nevertheless, her arse DOES look big in that.
-Big Al
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a25aba878123
I will purposely swear in front of a woman who I know dislikes it. Unless I am in their house, then I show respect because I am cursed like that.
Ever have a situation where you are lectured in your own home by ravenous estrogen beast because you live or act or even speak in a manner that isn’t compliate with her daisy delicate morals? Simple solution.
Repeat after me: “Go fuck yourself”.
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a25aba878123
Wow, your sheer brillaince is mind-boggling. /sarcasm
September 3rd, 2006 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8992424e7bd95
Todays women have no morals, they just like to sound like they are in charge. Also you can’t forget a womens natural talents, and that is making people’s lives miserable.
September 3rd, 2006 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7707fdbf4d20b
I’ve actually never meet a women (exept teachers) who reacted to the use of swearwords. In my experience they use them just as much.
I guess i’ve been lucky
September 3rd, 2006 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: eded4487db3b7
Oh, Sy. Yes, women do swear, but have you forgotten that they are just a bunch of hypocrites? They hate to hear men swear because they are jealous that they can’t do it well themselves.
September 10th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
you know what else makes sugar-plum fairies cry???
hard anal penetration.
everynow and then just for shits and grins I pretend I have toretts syndrome.
nobody says a fucking word to you if they think your screws may be loose a bit.
I love this politicly correct society of pussies.
man I cant wait till the walls collapse on this society.
thiers gonna be some good eats.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7
sure good eats, but then who ya’ gonna fuck!?!.
fuck yourself! [and get it over with already!]
September 20th, 2006 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
?
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
fairies and easter bunnies? no, not really. this is the most pathetic thing ive seen on this [quite pathetic...] site. ‘im so manly. i say the word fuck’. give me a fucking break.
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It’s all in the beholder.
Snap, went the beaver.
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Fucking break? Sounds like recess all over again. So soon?
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or is it a break from fucking?
How about you just break off and fuck off?
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
If you want to see a pathetic website, you can click here:
http://www.patheticwebsites.com/index.htm
As you can clearly see, men are here having a conversation, so I suggest you be a good little girl and FUCK OFF!
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
you sound intimidated?
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You don’t say! Can you also discern discern a note of disdain in your imaginary voices?
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
no i cannot discern discern.
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Indeed you can’t. Neither could I; so could you possibly?
September 23rd, 2006 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
how bout you fit one of my nuts in your mouth I have two.
and thats two more reasons for you too be here.
not that you need a reason you are female and you read the no girls allowed rule.
whats wrong? stumpy the wonder stud not puttin out tonight?
maybe he can go buy you a big fat rubber dick then i bet youd be to busy to post on a site you should be electroshocked for looking at.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
this is still the stupidest shit ive read and you spelled ‘fantastic’ and ‘bawdy’ wrong. “Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times.” no, not really and you sound uneducated.
September 24th, 2006 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 8984a7f2a18a3
You illiterate little slut! Swearing is a very effective form of sentence enhancing. Take for example the following:
Which of them do you think was more emphatic? Exactly! The first sentence would garner widespread approval, acknowlegement and some applause. On the other hand, the second sentence would trigger a standing ovation.
September 24th, 2006 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 05bdcb82f843a
Cute, Sam/Pete/Ted/Elitist Prick, but clearly not the same Sandra. As usual, the IP Man-Hash reveals the poser every time. :)
September 24th, 2006 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
credibility and effectiveness are two different things
September 24th, 2006 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7e9f483ab328c
Effectiveness without credibility is equivalent to victory without honor. A person of good character, regardless of gender, rejects it.
~Z~
September 24th, 2006 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
i mean, swearing does make a point at what one is trying to say. but it doesnt make anything believable. and if swearing is all someone does then it just starts to sound like a load of, well, shit.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 7e9f483ab328c
My reference to credibility was directed at your identity, sandra. How do you respond to Dakota? He’s calling you out as to who you really are.
~Z~
September 24th, 2006 at 11:51 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
this is the same sandra that posted yesterday, i dont know why it has other people under the IP part but i didnt post any of those other comments with those other names; i just found this site yesterday. maybe since i changed the email address and website part, if that changed the IP thing.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05bdcb82f843a
Actually, I’m a bit confused.
If you look at Sandra’s IP Man-Hash from last night, it’s different from today’s. A different set of comments appears.
However, I’ve had private email with her, and she tells me that it’s her in both cases.
Sandra, were you posting from a different computer or location last night?
September 24th, 2006 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
no i was using the same computer both times so all the “sandra” ’s are me and i didnt make any posts under different name’s like it shows in the IP man-hash with all these other names
September 24th, 2006 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05bdcb82f843a
Well, the reason it’s confusing, Sandra, is this:
Every computer or firewall device on the Internet has its own unique address called an “IP Address”. As broadband replaces dial-up Internet access, it is increasingly common for those addresses to remain the same all the time.
What the IP Man-Hash does is run a calculation against the IP address to produce a hexidecimal number. That allows one to identify the same user without giving out their IP address. This is a useful privacy measure, since IP addresses can be geolocated with varying degrees of accuracy.
So what the IP Man-Hash is revealing is that last night you had one IP address and today you have a different one.
There are a number of reasons that this can happen. I post from both home and work, so my username will show different Man-Hashes depending on where I was when I posted. From home, it will show my home firewall’s address. From work, it will show my work firewall’s address. If I’m on the road and connect to the Internet through a local wireless access point, it will show the address of that entity’s firewall.
Typically (though not always), broadband IP addresses don’t change very often. I’ve had the same one at home for a year or so, now, and at work it never changes.
Bottom line: the only way for it to show up as different Man-Hashes is if you’re posting from different addresses, even if you’re on the same computer.
Are you possibly using dial-up for your Internet? If not, was the power on whatever device you plug into (or your wireless radio connects to) cycled sometime in the last 24 hours? Did you have a laptop at an Internet cafe or library last night or today?
September 24th, 2006 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
uhh i have dial up, yes. old school, yes.
September 24th, 2006 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05bdcb82f843a
That probably explains it. I just looked at the message headers in the emails you sent me privately. There were two different IP addresses, which is consistent with dial-up Internet. Dial-up providers tend to assign IP addresses from large pools with the address being given out when you dial in, then thrown back into the pool when you hang up. Consequently, with dial-up, the IP changes from call to call.
Just to make sure, I geolocated the two IP addresses in your emails and then did a traceroute from my computer to them. They both geolocate to the same town in Virginia, which is consistent with where you said you were from last night. Furthermore, the traceroutes are identical up to the twelfth hop, which is extremely consistent with your ISP farming them out and then firewalling at the last hop for their own protection.
So I think we can safely say that you are who you say you are. :)
September 24th, 2006 at 11:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 304bc5804cc76
That’s great, sandra. Now fuck off my website.
-Dick
September 25th, 2006 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
you say the same thing every fucking time. not effective.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Not effective because he is trying to use reason on a cow. He should know better than to try to reason on a dumb animal.
September 25th, 2006 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
im no less than you. i dont quite understand why you insist to compare me to a “cow” or a “dumb animal” unless you consider yourself as one as well.
September 25th, 2006 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
Sandra has contradicted herself many times now. She is even using “swearing” in her comments after accusing them to be uneffective. Big achievement there!
Love the site by the way.
Aaron from Oz
September 25th, 2006 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
no, i most definately swear. obviously. its not ALL i do though. i dont swear going ‘oh look how manly i am’. and i did say that it emphasizes (maybe not the best way…) the point. it’s just i dont agree that it makes anything you say credible like whoever was saying.
September 25th, 2006 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
Sandra, by coming on this site and commenting, the only thing you are doing is prooving this website right. Men are better than woman and i hope there is a gender war in the western world. It is making us all sick. The amount of laws biased towards women can’t exist any longer. Women here in Australia are just as delusional as American women.
September 25th, 2006 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5b9daf5b1020d
Too bad for you Aaron those laws are the sacred cow of liberal politicians. All that gets them elected is the female vote. No government in history that has been given as much power as the US/EU/AU ones have ever just “gave it back”. It will take a socio-religious revolution or bloody civil war.
September 25th, 2006 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
well the gospels are out and men are realising more and more. The war on women is not a joke anymore.
September 26th, 2006 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
I guess you wouldn’t, sandra.
-Big Al
September 26th, 2006 at 4:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I’m not the only one talking about cows here.
September 28th, 2006 at 3:18 am - IP Man-Hash: f12a986072886
its a real shame both your brain and your penis are the size of peanuts or you might actually have something interesting to say
September 28th, 2006 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
For some time now it’s never failed to bring a smirk to my face. Well done, little sheath, well done.
September 28th, 2006 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
That was interesting, Amy.
Of course, if a man went on a feminist site and and posted “It’s a real shame both your arse and your vagina are the size of the Grand Canyon or you might actually have something interesting to say”, you would work yourself into a lather of outrage about how stupid and puerile men are.
I won’t do that to you, Ames.
Because men are better than women.
-Big Al
September 28th, 2006 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
So true! We are nothing like you. Look at how well you express yourself in writing, with your precise grammar, excellent use of capitalisation and perfect punctuation. And your remarks about the size of our brains and penises are so insightful, original and interesting. I often wonder how it is that women like you are able to create such unique and captivating ideas.
September 28th, 2006 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9113ee5a6c662
The laws of women strike again. Of course its a mans perogative to observe his surroundings and define them. I mean if we didn’t who would?
-Strength and Honor-
October 4th, 2006 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Man oh man this site is awsome! Just found this web site today, thank you Dick for doing what was needed.
Ive been given dirty looks from the ladies at my office for using words like “suck”??? Example: :Did you see the game last Sunday, man that team really sucked!”
Can you fucking believe that shit??!!!???
Its perfectly ok for them to talk about there femine needs during lunch time at the office table, but we cant use words like “sucked” and “crap” or they will get all upset… total fucking bullshit.
Dutch
October 4th, 2006 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
Yes, I can, Dutch. Because women don’t believe in things like fairness, equality, reason - things men are almost instinctively guided by. So, it’s pointless to try to insist that this shit changes. In fact, try a little experiment and ask a woman to define these concepts. I shit you not, she will have no idea what they mean, or she will fuck it up with something that will turn into an attack on you. Think of all the great political theorists. Ever hear of a woman? Nope. Never. (And I don’t count post-modernist crap that spills out of the publicly subsidized universities as worthly).
So as a man you have to deal with it and laugh at the absurdity of women trying to pretend they are in control. Once you do, they all become quite pathetic.
October 4th, 2006 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Exactly right Bill, just look at this stupid cunts reply. Talk about informative, she did what every dumb ass bitch does… attack the penis.
How fucking original..hahahahhaha
October 4th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: