Curse Words Make Sugar-Plum Fairies Cry
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own fucking business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.
And why would it be? It is perfectly reasonable.
Women say that swearing is uncouth or inappropriate. What I say to that is, are you fucking serious? That’s the stupidest of shit that I have ever heard it. And I’ve heard plenty of stupid shit.
The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.
It’s no secret that women believe in fairies and Easter bunnies and princesses in far away castles and ogres and bullshit. They’re raised on it like calves on bonemeal, and it’s so ingrained in their psyches that the process of inventing wildly delusional and fantasic drama governs the entire rest of their lives.
The truth is that swearing puts asses in the seats. Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times. Swearing is how you make a good point a fucking great point.
That’s yet another reason why men are better than women. Because we men like to make things better with our man-tools, be they physical (like a wrench or an anvil) or figurative (like swearing, or thinking, or a round of fisticuffs). Points, seats, quality of life; it’s all the same in a man’s world — something to improve.
A woman, on the other hand, prefers to invent crazy reasons not to use the tools readily available to her in order to achieve. In this case I’m talking about Casper the Ghost and Scooby the Boogeyman who both hate swearing so much that I guess they’ll commit suicide if they hear you doing it. I think I speak for all of us men when I say: You gotta be fucking shitting me here.
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September 20th, 2006 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7
sure good eats, but then who ya’ gonna fuck!?!.
fuck yourself! [and get it over with already!]
September 20th, 2006 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
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September 23rd, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
fairies and easter bunnies? no, not really. this is the most pathetic thing ive seen on this [quite pathetic...] site. ‘im so manly. i say the word fuck’. give me a fucking break.
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It’s all in the beholder.
Snap, went the beaver.
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Fucking break? Sounds like recess all over again. So soon?
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or is it a break from fucking?
How about you just break off and fuck off?
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
If you want to see a pathetic website, you can click here:
http://www.patheticwebsites.com/index.htm
As you can clearly see, men are here having a conversation, so I suggest you be a good little girl and FUCK OFF!
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
you sound intimidated?
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You don’t say! Can you also discern discern a note of disdain in your imaginary voices?
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
no i cannot discern discern.
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Indeed you can’t. Neither could I; so could you possibly?
September 23rd, 2006 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
how bout you fit one of my nuts in your mouth I have two.
and thats two more reasons for you too be here.
not that you need a reason you are female and you read the no girls allowed rule.
whats wrong? stumpy the wonder stud not puttin out tonight?
maybe he can go buy you a big fat rubber dick then i bet youd be to busy to post on a site you should be electroshocked for looking at.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
this is still the stupidest shit ive read and you spelled ‘fantastic’ and ‘bawdy’ wrong. “Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times.” no, not really and you sound uneducated.
September 24th, 2006 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 8984a7f2a18a3
You illiterate little slut! Swearing is a very effective form of sentence enhancing. Take for example the following:
Which of them do you think was more emphatic? Exactly! The first sentence would garner widespread approval, acknowlegement and some applause. On the other hand, the second sentence would trigger a standing ovation.
September 24th, 2006 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 05bdcb82f843a
Cute, Sam/Pete/Ted/Elitist Prick, but clearly not the same Sandra. As usual, the IP Man-Hash reveals the poser every time. :)
September 24th, 2006 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
credibility and effectiveness are two different things
September 24th, 2006 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7e9f483ab328c
Effectiveness without credibility is equivalent to victory without honor. A person of good character, regardless of gender, rejects it.
~Z~
September 24th, 2006 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
i mean, swearing does make a point at what one is trying to say. but it doesnt make anything believable. and if swearing is all someone does then it just starts to sound like a load of, well, shit.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 7e9f483ab328c
My reference to credibility was directed at your identity, sandra. How do you respond to Dakota? He’s calling you out as to who you really are.
~Z~
September 24th, 2006 at 11:51 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
this is the same sandra that posted yesterday, i dont know why it has other people under the IP part but i didnt post any of those other comments with those other names; i just found this site yesterday. maybe since i changed the email address and website part, if that changed the IP thing.