Curse Words Make Sugar-Plum Fairies Cry
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own fucking business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.
And why would it be? It is perfectly reasonable.
Women say that swearing is uncouth or inappropriate. What I say to that is, are you fucking serious? That’s the stupidest of shit that I have ever heard it. And I’ve heard plenty of stupid shit.
The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.
It’s no secret that women believe in fairies and Easter bunnies and princesses in far away castles and ogres and bullshit. They’re raised on it like calves on bonemeal, and it’s so ingrained in their psyches that the process of inventing wildly delusional and fantasic drama governs the entire rest of their lives.
The truth is that swearing puts asses in the seats. Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times. Swearing is how you make a good point a fucking great point.
That’s yet another reason why men are better than women. Because we men like to make things better with our man-tools, be they physical (like a wrench or an anvil) or figurative (like swearing, or thinking, or a round of fisticuffs). Points, seats, quality of life; it’s all the same in a man’s world — something to improve.
A woman, on the other hand, prefers to invent crazy reasons not to use the tools readily available to her in order to achieve. In this case I’m talking about Casper the Ghost and Scooby the Boogeyman who both hate swearing so much that I guess they’ll commit suicide if they hear you doing it. I think I speak for all of us men when I say: You gotta be fucking shitting me here.
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July 28th, 2005 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76897c96619f9
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were talking to me. You WERE talking to me? I can think of a heap of infinitely less qualified humans than Dick to comment on female patterns of behaviour. That would be OTHER WOMEN.
Backstabbing whiny jealous bitches, who concentrate on female solidarity only when there’s something in it for them. I bet your single aren’t you Nicole? With a manner like yours, even the dumbest man would avoid a shrill, humourless harpy such as yourself.
Get a life, or at least a dildo.
August 5th, 2005 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
Yep, resorting to personal insults through steriotypes how did I know that.
My greatest symathys to your wife, that is if you have one.
August 22nd, 2005 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Nicole,
“Yep, resorting to personal insults through steriotypes how did I know that.”
“My greatest symathys to your wife, that is if you have one. ”
Nicely ironic.
You should at least follow your own advice if you’re going to take a moral stand…
December 8th, 2005 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c663ac82376cc
how long did you labour to come up with this shining and fresh insight?
wow.
i must go cry now, melt all that sugar…what a waste.
you cocksucking, motherfucking doggan faced bitch sucking ass licking horse rimming ball blowing cunt.
heh.
that was fun.
will i grow a penis now that i no longer have enough sugar to remain a faerie.
ps: pssssssst…the only faeries i ever met were male. go figure.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe0f19eacf664
Women are the biggest hypocrites there are. They complain about swearing, but they swear more than anyone. Women are double standards all the way, and don’t give a damn about ethics either. Just ask Susan Smith…
December 12th, 2005 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 6e444fc95731b
Wow, you are a female kook magnet. Glad they’re all here and not at the other sites I visit!
April 10th, 2006 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6babac55a9c08
Nicole, if I stuck my dick in your mouth would it help you shut up?
Nobody wants to hear you babble. Stick to the kitchen and get off my internet, cunt-harpy.
April 11th, 2006 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab7c377098cb9
“And who the fuck is “Father Christmasâ€?? The name is Santa Claus you wantwit.”
Fucking typical ignorant Yank.
April 11th, 2006 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Madam, we call that racism.
-Dick
May 16th, 2006 at 8:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
SisterFister (sigh) Do honesty think that being the loudest and the most vulgar makes you right?
May 16th, 2006 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Good advice, Thaydule. You might pass it along to your friend Tiffany over here.
-wolfe
May 29th, 2006 at 10:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 14d75883d7862
No, as Dick said you women have no idea how to use swear words.
Manly men made the word Fairy up to describe girly men.
Just like we also used the term Dyke to describe manly women.
Maybe you can relate to the word Dyke better seeing how you try to swear like a man but fail.
Dykes are also considered “a barrier blocking a passage” which could also mean that some manly bitch is blocking some whores cunt from the fucking she deserves by a real man, unless it is a skanky ass whore who is too fucking ugly for a real man.
Now you see how real swearing should be use?
You should leave this to da men!
July 14th, 2006 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 6506627600bae
Irrelevant.
Women are so neurotically insecure that even remarks made by someone on the internet who could have no idea what a woman’s actual appearance is carry the same weight as if CB were standing right in front of her with a look of revulsion on his face.
Nicole, your ass is fat and that lipstick makes your mouth look like a dog’s asshole.
See? You felt it.
July 14th, 2006 at 5:38 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Nicole hasn’t posted here since last year, Leon Trotsky’s Zombie.
Nevertheless, her arse DOES look big in that.
-Big Al
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a25aba878123
I will purposely swear in front of a woman who I know dislikes it. Unless I am in their house, then I show respect because I am cursed like that.
Ever have a situation where you are lectured in your own home by ravenous estrogen beast because you live or act or even speak in a manner that isn’t compliate with her daisy delicate morals? Simple solution.
Repeat after me: “Go fuck yourself”.
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a25aba878123
Wow, your sheer brillaince is mind-boggling. /sarcasm
September 3rd, 2006 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8992424e7bd95
Todays women have no morals, they just like to sound like they are in charge. Also you can’t forget a womens natural talents, and that is making people’s lives miserable.
September 3rd, 2006 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7707fdbf4d20b
I’ve actually never meet a women (exept teachers) who reacted to the use of swearwords. In my experience they use them just as much.
I guess i’ve been lucky
September 3rd, 2006 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: eded4487db3b7
Oh, Sy. Yes, women do swear, but have you forgotten that they are just a bunch of hypocrites? They hate to hear men swear because they are jealous that they can’t do it well themselves.
September 10th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
you know what else makes sugar-plum fairies cry???
hard anal penetration.
everynow and then just for shits and grins I pretend I have toretts syndrome.
nobody says a fucking word to you if they think your screws may be loose a bit.
I love this politicly correct society of pussies.
man I cant wait till the walls collapse on this society.
thiers gonna be some good eats.