Excuse Me, Waiter. I’ve Got A Woman in my Technology.

The reason 20th century women have entered technology in shrew-nosed flocks isn’t because “oppression” ended. Socrates and Magellan were killed because they were interested in science. That’s the worst kind of oppression: oppression of men.

Death by hemlock and spear is also more oppression than any woman has ever been subject to.

Women love baking and cleaning. How is making them do it being oppressive? It’s like sending a disobedient child to his room with a crate of Twinkies, a keg of Cherry Coke, and more video games then God.

At some point in the past twenty years, men decided it would be hilarious to tell women smarts were attractive. The mirror over my bed isn’t a magic mirror. It doesn’t reflect cleverness. Don’t tell that to women in technology though! It would break their nerdy little hearts.

Women in the 50’s were dumber than dirt. If you gave a 50’s cavewoman access to a modern washing machine, she would probably try to cram her baby into it because it “looked like fun” and that way she could “wash the kid and the clothes at the same time”. Irresponsible to say the least.

The selection of remotes on display in any random household media room would melt the mind of a 50’s woman.

That’s actually the most brilliant thing man has ever done: manventing the relay-race, HAL-deactivating clusterfuck that is the modern television remote control. It’s getting to the point that if I want to watch TV in a strange man’s house, I am forced to grab remotes at random and press buttons in an exaggeratedly humorous way until the man of the house intervenes.

‘That’s how women do it,’ I say. Of course I’m right.

Today, women are given a choice in role models. They can act like grown up versions of themselves, like Paris Hilton or Hilary Clinton. In other words, drunken amateur pornographers who don’t have the self-respect or dignity to kick their cheating men to the curb — also Hilary Clinton has cankles. Or little girls can follow the role models men have created for them. Dora the Explorer works. Kim Possible also works. Not all women are Mexicans — unfortunately.

Helper monkeys are great, but they don’t cost you your house when you trade them in for a Roomba.

Modern women are entering technology because men told them it was sexy. Their brains still don’t function as poorly as they never did. That hasn’t changed. No woman invented algebra. But women did invent the Girl Scouts, an organization whose main source of revenue is guilting and beguiling family, friends, and shoppers into buying their shitty cookies. Only two or three of Girl Scout cookies are any good. The rest are shit. They know that, but they pad your order with them anyway like they’re doing you a favor.

If I wanted any Shortbreads, I probably would have put a fucking mark in the box. I’m a man. I can read.

Thanks to us men, women can now calculate how much sexier having a “brain” makes them. Unfortunately, all their calculations take the form of obnoxious proselytizing, annoying self-promotion, and deceptive recruitment practices.

Women in technology are like the KKK. They’re always looking for new members.

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Comment by Benignbullet
2007-10-31 22:46:02 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Female said:

e v i l e d d y said:

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

I guess you’ve never been to a midnight sale at Best Buys or whatever you call it over there, or the opening post-xmas sales on Boxing Day, when whitegoods get marked down to $100 and they’ve only got about 2 fridges marked down on the showroom floor. Men run. They scramble up escalators and try to walk on other people’s shoulders like sheep dogs. It’s not funny. It’s the mark of the most desperate shoppers ever. They happen to be men.

Yeah, imagine that: men putting effort into saving money on merchandise with redeeming and lasting utility and value (white goods). I guess we would be deemed more valuable in your eyes if we were going for a handbag we’ve already got ten of; or that twentieth pair of shoes that will be in next spring’s rubbish sale. Once again, female “logic.” Gotta luvit.

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-27 17:00:15 - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8

A wheel wrench is a very simple piece of technology which you can use to make changing a flat tire (wheel) extremely easy. Without it the job would not be impossible, but you’d need to figure out some other way of loosening those really tight wheel nuts; a bitch of a problem.

This might arise if, say, some woman cleaned out your trunk to make it look real pretty but then stupidly didn’t put the fucking wheel wrench back in because she “didn’t think about it”. A fuckup that a Man has to fixup. Meanwhile, you’re out somewhere on the side of the road in the pouring rain with a flat tire, thinking you’d rather have a wheel wrench right now than a clean fucking car trunk (or alternatively wait for the autoclub for 2 hours).

Clearly, a wheel wrench is THE fucking tool you’re gonna need when driving around in the car anywhere. It’s a simple piece of technology which uses scientific principles of leverage…applying a small force to achieve a greater force at the far end of the lever and get the job done. You might think this would suit weakling women perfectly. It doesn’t.

Ever seen women try to use one? Aside from the statistical rarity of the event, they have no idea about leverage. It’s really pathetic. They’ll usually be rescued by some charitable Man, and we’ve all seen it.

Cooking in the cave while Men were out hunting, resulted in women not evolving problem solving brains, strong arms, mechanical aptitude…or a 21st Century understanding of how to use a wheel wrench. In a group of 2 people changing a tire (one of whom is Male), you’ll never see the fe-male doing it. Why is that?

 
Comment by Billy
2007-07-30 23:54:58 - IP Man-Hash: f618d3a941f24

Women simply suck as people

 
Comment by glonblin
2007-07-30 18:33:31 - IP Man-Hash: 0629d637efdaf

women even suck at being women, geez

 
Comment by glonblin
2007-07-30 18:31:54 - IP Man-Hash: 0629d637efdaf

women suck at cooking too

 
Comment by gloinblin
2007-07-30 18:29:04 - IP Man-Hash: 0629d637efdaf

women not only suck at technology but they also suck at cooking now. that’s terrible

 
Comment by glonblin
2007-07-30 18:26:20 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

women don’t know anything about anything

 
Comment by wolfe
2007-07-17 16:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017

@SonyAD As so rarely happens, we appear to be in complete agreement.

Cheers,
-wolfe

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-07-17 16:07:07 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

Oh, my! I missed her previous, elongated gem.

One dumb, thoroughly indoctrinated broad…

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-07-17 15:28:17 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

I lay shattered and scattered across the floor.
Poor me!

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-07-17 15:26:49 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

WOmen rule said:

here are three threads to smash male shovenists[sic]…but before i[sic] list them, do you men know where the word shovenist[sic] came[sic] from? well, it[sic] was a soldier in Napoleans army who was so extreme,[sic] that they made the word[sic] after his name.

Priceless. Kind of reminds me of something…

We live for the swarm!

For connaisseurs, of course.

 
Comment by Female
2007-07-16 21:19:27 - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4

e v i l e d d y said:

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

I guess you’ve never been to a midnight sale at Best Buys or whatever you call it over there, or the opening post-xmas sales on Boxing Day, when whitegoods get marked down to $100 and they’ve only got about 2 fridges marked down on the showroom floor. Men run. They scramble up escalators and try to walk on other people’s shoulders like sheep dogs. It’s not funny. It’s the mark of the most desperate shoppers ever. They happen to be men.

 
Comment by GOD 2222
2007-07-16 21:01:23 - IP Man-Hash: 1f5458e582f5e

I have a question about the comment posted by “Woman 1″ 3 comments below mine……..why dose she pretend that someone is going to wast there time reading that bullshit someone needs to stop her she is doing that thing that women do when no one listens I think its called stateing an opnion hahaha

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-16 15:54:59 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

diamatik said:

Dick Masterson said:

Way to fuck up the link. Someone should write an article about how men are better than women with technology.

-Dick

How the hell did I miss that gem? Damn, that was funny. Nice touch, Dick.

Tell me about it. I’ll laugh at that for days to come.

 
Comment by Talon
2007-07-16 13:43:47 - IP Man-Hash: 9067881603671

e v i l e d d y said:

Female said:

Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl

Funniest thing ever written on this site. Also true.

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.
As someone else stated (I do not remeber who - but you know who you are) men can sit next to each other fishing for two hours saying nothing, but be closer to each other afterwards.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-07-16 13:31:38 - IP Man-Hash: 9bfa3d631d19c

Dick Masterson said:

Way to fuck up the link. Someone should write an article about how men are better than women with technology.

-Dick

How the hell did I miss that gem? Damn, that was funny. Nice touch, Dick.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-16 12:52:11 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

Female said:

Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl

Funniest thing ever written on this site. Also true.

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-16 12:29:30 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Feminism was never about equality in my opinion. Thats just an excuse they used. Like Hitler blaming the jews for everything.

 
Comment by Der Ubermensch
2007-07-16 11:26:03 - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f

WOMAN said:Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

It was, not is. Now it’s something much, much more.

The oppressed have become the oppressors.

 
Comment by Der Ubermensch
2007-07-16 11:23:16 - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f

Necroswordsman said:Back on subject, is IT really a good job? I mean, how is it.

IT sucks. Avoid this career like the fucking plague.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-07-15 22:26:13 - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681

WOMAN said:

Adressing Billy, and all you othe men who have the balls to read this,

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. Was it not women who . x———USELESS———– DRIVEL————-x we actually take time to contemplate, think and make plans.

I started to break this down and respond but since you are here to prove that “one in three women is illiterate” I will pass. It was amusing to say the least for you really are not aware of just how stupid you really are, are you?

 
Comment by Female
2007-07-14 18:53:11 - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4

Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl

Funniest thing ever written on this site. Also true.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-07-14 16:55:56 - IP Man-Hash: 26bb6f4e29583

WOMAN said:

Adressing Billy, and all you othe men who have the balls to read this,

Feminism is the radical notion [...] time to contemplate, think and make plans.

I think to say free speech struck a nerve there would be putting it lightly. Have you ever noticed that you little girls always lose in an argument of logic because you are so used to being held up by your vagina?
You’re soft. You’re a pussy and you are depressed because you suck cock.
The false posts were a nice touch, too. I suppose they were therapeutic lying or something else to help set us back on your and any other brainwashed little 11 year old girl’s view of submission.
See, the problem is that does not work for us. We are stronger than you, so you can’t really intimidate us physically, nor can you attempt it and not expect the same in return. You also attack men relentlessly and then act surprised when we call you out on your bullshit.
Clearly you have a unique persona and unrivaled intellect. I suspect it is only a manner of time before you spam the forums… in the name of feminism?
What, you don’t support free speech? You’re just a hypocrite, slut.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-14 14:11:26 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

WOmen rule said:

femenism is the radical notion women are people!

Women are people. OMFG IM A RADICAL!

No. Feminism is the idea that women deserve everything and that men should be cuckolded because of the false mistreatment of women in history.

In other word, it’s complete poppycock (What you said, not what I said)

 
Comment by gloinblin
2007-07-14 14:10:54 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

WOmen rule said:

here are three threads to smash male shovenists..

it’s chauvinist, not shovenist, you stupid bi-atch. Because of bitches like you I now understand why they had the witch hunt back in the days.
All that you’ve said is a bunch of nonsense. If men can do something while using only one side of their brains and women have to use two sides to do the same thing, it smply means that men are better.
e.g. if men use one hand to do something that would require women to use 2 hands to do, doesn’t that make men better?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-14 14:09:41 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Also I read a few random parts, and lost interest. Simply. I knew what i was about. Well almost. Something about beer guts and growth hermones or something.

 
Comment by wolfe
2007-07-14 13:38:46 - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017

WOMAN said:

Adressing [sic] Billy, and all you othe [sic] men who have the balls to read this,

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. Was it not women who endured humiliation, degrading [sic] and slavery [sic] to ones [sic] house hold [sic]? Let us look back in history….. [sic] In the constitution, [sic] it was legal to beat your wife with a stick no thicker than your thumb, much like one would a mule.

No.

This was never in the US constitution, nor the constitution of any significant nation. Nor was it in any statutes, state or federal.

This is another bizarre myth that women seem to love to create. See Who Stole Feminism?, Christina Hoff Summers, Simon & Schuster, New York 1994, pp 203-208.

A few seconds work with any dictionary could have told you this, but judging by your writing, it seems neither you nor such works are on friendly terms.

The giant multipage wall of text you toss out is unreadable for man or mule. And given you start off with something laughably false, and poorly written, I’ll pass.

-wolfe

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-07-14 11:55:14 - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa

WOmen rule said:

http://www.funny2.comhfriedberg.web.wesleyan.edu/wescourses/2005f/engl 205/01/comedies/ruleofmen.htm - 28k /mensrules.htm - 16k fireyourwife.com

Way to fuck up the link. Someone should write an article about how men are better than women with technology.

-Dick

 
Comment by WOmen rule
2007-07-14 11:35:29 - IP Man-Hash: 8a85d4866eb5f

femenism is the radical notion women are people!

 
Comment by WOmen rule
2007-07-14 11:34:53 - IP Man-Hash: 8a85d4866eb5f

here are three threads to smash male shovenists…but before i list them, do you men know where the word shovenist came from? well, it was a soldier in Napoleans army who was so extreme, that they made the word after his name.
http://www.funny2.comhfriedberg.web.wesleyan.edu/wescourses/2005f/engl 205/01/comedies/ruleofmen.htm - 28k /mensrules.htm - 16k fireyourwife.com

 
Comment by WOMAN
2007-07-14 10:49:25 - IP Man-Hash: 8a85d4866eb5f

Adressing Billy, and all you othe men who have the balls to read this,

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. Was it not women who endured humiliation, degrading and slavery to ones house hold? Let us look back in history…..In the constitution, it was legal to beat your wife with a stick no thicker than your thumb, much like one would a mule. Or what about middle eastern countries, where the woman after being raped, is accused of provoking and arousing the man, nevermind she is covered from head to toe in a cloth…or what about the fact that a woman was thrown out in the streets after her husband died, left with nothing, while his mistress that he banged behind her back gets everything? Oh my…how that slipped…Please save the whole Adam and Eve bullshit. Eve was tempted by Satan to eat of the forbidden fruit, but was it not man who ate as well? All that story proves is not how evil a woman is, but that she is human, subject to mistakes. It also shows how week a man is. If he was strong willed, he himself wouldn’t have been tempted. Speaking of mistakes…I beleive men have done worst in history, but because he had a penis dangling between his legs, he was excused, while women are held accountable for something they didnt do. WE ARE NOT EVE! Hating women and being a male shovenist has only proven your insecurities towards women, and making us the better ones. In the Bible it says “Men and Women are created both equally”. Of course this changes after a few patriotical societies put their hands on it and twisted it. Well it was man who twisted the word, not women, and in the Bible, it is concidered not only a sin, but an abomination to change the word of God up…So who is the evil one now? We women don’t need you anymore. We have spermbanks. We could slaughter you off after pumping out your sperm and enpregnate the world a thousand times over….Joy! If we are so evil and worthless, why do you still rely upon us to procreate? We don’t really need your sperm either, because we can clone, and carry our baby in the womb…you cant. HMMMM, about the used goods thing, yes you may consider us that after thirty, but if we were that bad, you wouldn’t be having sex with us now would you. Men after age thirty are getting penis pumps, penis implants, and viagra. NOT TO MENTION HAIR GROWTH THERAPY AND HAIR IMPLANTS! Don’t get me started on beer guts. The reason women looked for financial security in men was because men didnt allow them to become self sufficient. But now, as I recall, more women are either dragging there partner financially or being left at the first sign of pregnancy because a man doesn’t want the responsibility to care for a woman and child. Now let us take a glimpe into inventions and discoveries…women were never acknowledged for them because men wouldn’t allow them to. Women have been pushed into a corner expected to behave like angels, but when they don’t men panick, because they love manipulation, and it no longer works. In the Bible, it tells how women were taught by MALE ANGELS the practice of magic and witchcraft. About the gossip and mind influence topic, I beleive men are easly persuaded as well. Let us look at Hitler. He told men to kill Jews because they are the root of corruption in the Arian blood. What did the men do…well they obeyed and did as accordingly because they didn’t have their own opinion (due to their weakness) and because they thought “he said it so he must be right!”. And to the respect for holy things…was it not MALE preists that were caught having sex and molesting children in the church? Oh and let me adress the genital mutilation and uncircumcision. Circumsision is for health purposes. The flap of skin is removed so that there is less disease and infection, and if you did your research, women are genitally mutilated too, but for controlling rather than health reasons. The womans’ clitorus is removed so that she has no pleasure whilst having sex. I don’t reacall pleasure being taken away from men, only the risk of diseases. I beleive I won my case. By the way, women can use both sides of their brain at once…ALL MEN ARE WEAK AND TREAT WOMEN AS IF THEY ARE NOTHING TO TRY TO PROVE OTHERWISE! IF YOU MEN DIDN’T NEED US, THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK US, THATS WHAT YOUR HAND IS FOR! Women pretend to be stupid to make you feel better, because without us, there is nothing, without you, there are colonies and armies full of flawless, perfect, and cloned women. Men are the reason for war, while women practice peace. I beleive that because men are so arrogant (and always trying to see who’s weewee doesnt need viagra), that Bush went to war. FOR WHAT??? Because he had to prove himself as a man. Instead, we are slaughtering many young women and men. But before I go, my dear retarded leipkins… I just want to say that it must hurt to see that we are rising and concuring the boundaries you men put on us women, that we are victorious enough against you, that you can now find us on the front lines dying like everyone else. How about you men start fighting and dying like women, oh thats right you don’t have what it takes. I bet the moment a women told you, “you aren’t alowed to feel” or “men should be seen and not hear” or ” YOU made me rape you, I wanted it, you are evil”, you would probably fight for your rights too. How would you like it if I shoved a baseball bat up your asshole for my sexual pleasure, tore your anal tissue, made you bleed, and then blamed it on you going shirtless and wearing sexy jeans, nevermind it is a typical guy thing? You men have not evolved past beer, football, cars or sex..Wow, how primitive of you. We on the other hand, can access both sides of the brain at once…and if we decide to clone, we have the organs to do so, while you need them. Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl…You know, as far as the getting away with women getting away with crime thing, you primitive bastards deserve it. For years, women have been prisoners to their own home, denied sexual pleasures, education and the right to have emotions and individuality. Women get away with crimes not so much because they are cowards, but because they have access to both sides of their brains and they are smart. We are not impulsive like you are,( you men are as impulsive as a monkey), we actually take time to contemplate, think and make plans.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-07-14 07:46:42 - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681

I Agree with Wolfe except on the part of men committing more crimes than women. Women do the sneaky crimes and now the law has legalised many of the crimes against men.

Daily hundreds of men have everything they own stolen from them by some gold digging whore. No longer a criminal offense but encouraged.
False Rape accusations happen everyday.. But nobody dares question the little girls who lie incessantly and ruin peoples lives.
When women kill they claim self defense even though they kill while the victim is sleeping. Women are more likely to do sneaky crimes and get away with it becasue they are cowards.

Women get away with most crimes they commit because men are better than women and we are held accountable.

 
Comment by wolfe
2007-07-13 21:50:11 - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017

@Abaddon Amen, brother.

I do not wish to take up significant amounts of our collective time here with a discussion of race when this site is, after all, about men being better than women. But, for whatever it’s worth, here’s a response.

I will dryly note that the WhitesAreBetter’s statistics at the DoJ that purport to demonstrate the ‘behavioral inferiority’ of blacks relative to whites, demonstrate the same alleged inferiority of men with respect to women.

Blacks commit far more crimes in the US than whites. So do men as compared to women. It’s worth noting that we embarked on a grand (and perhaps well-intentioned) social experiment in the 1960’s: destroying urban families and replacing monogamy with bureaugamy. AFDC (Aid to Families with Dependent Children) was a well-intentioned liberal program that shattered marriages, and, in combination with feminism and a liberally supported ‘gangster culture’, left young black boys being raised by women, with no male authority figures in their lives.

Boys — white, black, asian, whatever, — can’t be raised as effectively by women without male authority.

As for intelligence, yes, IQ tests suggest that Ashkenazi Jews, East Asians, Northern Europeans, and (say) West Africans (as collectives) can be rated from top to bottom in average human IQ. If you are happy to be ‘proud’ of being a nominal member of a group that collectively does not rank near the top of human intellect, as measured by IQ, then I commend you for your cheerfulness.

But that’s the whole point, to me. Who cares about collectives? That’s a feminist thing. I am interested in the individual and what he can accomplish.

As for race being more than skin deep? Sure. But it’s pretty complex at that. What’s ‘white’? Is generations of living in Europe white? Is a very pale-skinned high-caste member of Indian society more ‘white’ than a dark-skinned Sicilian peasant, with all due respect to Sicilians? A North African with generations of higher education, culture and achievements in his family — and paler skinned than that Sicilian? Etc.

Indeed, I’ve deliberately never stated my skin color. Or “race”. Simply that I have African and European ancestors. The African ones could well be Boer, for all you know. They’d be no less African in my view.

As for not being proud of my race? I didn’t quite say that. But not proud of a particular genetic/biological detail or social construct or color of skin? Yeah, I’m not particularly proud of that either way. Happy. But why pride?

I’m proud of the human race. Bach, Yeats, Lao Tzu, Louis Armstrong, and Burke are some of those whose ideas and voices will live millennia from now. I’m proud of the immortals and what they’ve achieved.

And it so happens they are generally men.

-wolfe

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 17:58:26 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

abaddon_fff said:

Mr. Masterson,
What a sad day it is , that I see that http://www.stormfront.org making a presence upon your page. I consider this website to be a truth that Men need to know about. That we are not child abusers, deadbeat fathers, or stone cold killers. While stormfront. org doesn’t say these things, I think that it detracts from the original premise of this website. That Men are better than women. ALL MEN. We create both the society that women live in, and the children that they “have”. That is what is taken from us, and that is what we pay for good sir. While I don’t advocate banning this member, I do want my thoughts to be known. We are all Men, and as such, racial divides shouldn’t stop us from our goal. That goal being freedom from womens choices. Until we have the same amount of choice in the matter of childbirth and custody, these goals aren’t met.

It doesn’t matter to me what color a mans skin is, it is by his ACTIONS that I judge. While I agree that we aren’t all equal in outcome, we must all be equal in the eyes of the law, and this is why I stand against both feminism and stormfront. I am not ashamed of my heritage, however I will be the first to admit that like blacks and whites, and any other color of the human rainbow, we have commited atrocities against the human race. Simply because something is viewed as inferior, doesn’t mean that it is.

-Strength and Honor-

Hear hear!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 17:57:04 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Also a job in I.T? I’m terribly jealous. I consider myselfd very computer savvy (I understand HTML ^.^).

My IT teacher also ran out with the entire schools IT results and about 10000 pounds. I’m stuck between admiration and being pissed.

Back on subject, is IT really a good job? I mean, how is it.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 17:53:52 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Der Ubermensch said:

Drives me up a fucking wall.

To be honest, I chat on Yahoo and MSN while I work but I multitask :)

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2007-07-13 17:42:17 - IP Man-Hash: 3cfacb58982d1

Mr. Masterson,
What a sad day it is , that I see that http://www.stormfront.org making a presence upon your page. I consider this website to be a truth that Men need to know about. That we are not child abusers, deadbeat fathers, or stone cold killers. While stormfront. org doesn’t say these things, I think that it detracts from the original premise of this website. That Men are better than women. ALL MEN. We create both the society that women live in, and the children that they “have”. That is what is taken from us, and that is what we pay for good sir. While I don’t advocate banning this member, I do want my thoughts to be known. We are all Men, and as such, racial divides shouldn’t stop us from our goal. That goal being freedom from womens choices. Until we have the same amount of choice in the matter of childbirth and custody, these goals aren’t met.

It doesn’t matter to me what color a mans skin is, it is by his ACTIONS that I judge. While I agree that we aren’t all equal in outcome, we must all be equal in the eyes of the law, and this is why I stand against both feminism and stormfront. I am not ashamed of my heritage, however I will be the first to admit that like blacks and whites, and any other color of the human rainbow, we have commited atrocities against the human race. Simply because something is viewed as inferior, doesn’t mean that it is.

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by Der Ubermensch
2007-07-13 17:15:58 - IP Man-Hash: 2813a2251895c

Thank you, sir!

I’ve spent the last five years or so working IT in a company full of women.

There are two other men in the office, and the three of us do more work than the 11 women who work with us combined.

Whereas we’re using the workstations for business, they’re all using it for chatting and shit. Oh, and installing “SmileyCentral” over and over again, because it makes their vapid email messages more emotional and cute.

Drives me up a fucking wall.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 16:13:28 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Der Ubermensch said:

The difference is this: men usually use computers for *computing* (which is what the computer was invented to do!), while women use it as YET ANOTHER COMMUNICATION DEVICE.

Fuck me that is accurate.

 
Comment by Der Ubermensch
2007-07-13 16:06:59 - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f

Here’s the jist of it:

Yes, women use computers (oftentimes) as much as men do. That’s true.

The difference is this: men usually use computers for *computing* (which is what the computer was invented to do!), while women use it as YET ANOTHER COMMUNICATION DEVICE.

It’s just a digital gossip machine to the average women. Email, IM, writing letters in word-processing programs, catching up on celebrity “news”…I could go on, but I really don’t need to. The men here know damn well what I’m talking about.

Men, on the other hand, use the computer for what it was invented to do: compute. Programming being the most obvious example, but men use the computer for other calculating needs, such as checking football scores, playing online poker, and other manly things that require the computer to do precisely what it was invented to do: calculate numbers and deliver results to standard output. Hell, even playing video games is using the machine for computing, as the processor needs to calculate 3d objects and framerates and such.

Ergo: Dick’s right. One hundred percent.

QED

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-07-13 15:43:51 - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772

chantal said:

hey look i can post again. wahoooooooooo!

I suppose being an insufferable cunt really is the highlight of your day.
You’re bashing stereotypes left and right. Great job.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 13:13:30 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

chantal said:

why is everyone stuck up dick’s ass?

I’m not. Dick knows I disagree with some of his more sweeping statements. Also, he has helped me personally.

chantal said:

hey look i can post again. wahoooooooooo!

You could always post. Its the spam filter being fucked up. Although if Dick was blocking your comments, i wouldnt blame him personally.

 
Comment by Rod Swelling
2007-07-13 12:58:44 - IP Man-Hash: ef3defba88c20

chantal said:

why is everyone stuck up dick’s ass?

because dick is not only accurate, he is hilarious as watching a porcupine give birth

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-13 12:11:18 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

Got your John’s down to 10 min per, eh?

 
Comment by chantal
2007-07-13 11:55:34 - IP Man-Hash: 87a463540bcd7

hey look i can post again. wahoooooooooo!

 
Comment by chantal
2007-07-13 11:55:14 - IP Man-Hash: 87a463540bcd7

why is everyone stuck up dick’s ass?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-13 10:47:41 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

WhitesBetterThanBlacks said:

One last thing, Doubt. I recommend that you be very careful who you compare to a girl. Your eagerness to fit in on this site may get the best of you.

Nothing wrong with being eager. I was giddy once people started responding to my comments, and then even more giddy the first time Dick responde to an E-mail I sent him.

 
Comment by WhitesBetterThanBlacks
2007-07-13 10:28:37 - IP Man-Hash: 0cfc47f201e3d

There is nothing wrong with embracing your heritage, but then to claim that someone else cannot do the same because of the color of their skin alone?

Ive already stated that race is more than skin deep. There is plenty of scientific evidence that blacks are genetically estranged from whites, providing the biological basis for the observed differences in disease rates and their decreased intelligence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence_(test_data)

And, of course, you only have to look at the crime statistics from the Department of Justice to see that blacks are behaviorally inferior:

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm

One last thing, Doubt. I recommend that you be very careful who you compare to a girl. Your eagerness to fit in on this site may get the best of you.

 
Comment by Asterisk
2007-07-13 10:23:55 - IP Man-Hash: 0cfc47f201e3d

Bu wha .sdfl

 
Comment by mistermoe
2007-07-13 07:08:05 - IP Man-Hash: a64fac6e9da72

Here are the 3 threads where you should go to smash the feminists:

1. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458254/board/thread/76231907

2. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458254/board/thread/79525643

3. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458254/board/thread/79408424

This is our opportunity to bring the fight to the feminazis right out in the open and hopefully change some misguided mens’ minds in the process.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-07-13 06:36:52 - IP Man-Hash: ff4893678328d

Where exactly are we supposed to go to smash the feminist? Html link.

 
Comment by mistermoe
2007-07-13 00:25:51 - IP Man-Hash: a64fac6e9da72

Hi dudes,

A trio or quartet of feminists have taken over 3 threads about feminism and are indoctrinating unsuspecting posters with feminist propaganda.

The threads are over at IMDB.COM under the TV show called ‘Colbert report’

They are the top three threads on the boards when you login to your posting account and head over to the Colbert Report message boards.

Here’s our chance, boys. Here’s our chance to step outside of our little online enclave here and fight the good fight against those brainwashed wenches.

We will expose their nonsense with our politically incorrect truths. As of now, my friend Vodka_Sour and I are left to preach the Men Are Better Than Women gospel on our own against a horde of vicious fire- breathing feminist monsters.

If you have the heart and the will, quickly down a flask of old rum and head over to the IMDB.COM message boards for the “colbert report” television show. You will need to create your IMDB message posting account or login to your existing one to participate in this battle for supremacy.

Together we will vanquish the evil cunts, but divided we shall fall.

The first blow has been dealt by the feminazis, it’s our role as true men to deliver the proverbial death blow.

May Dick Masterson and his founding philosophy lead us to victory.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-07-12 15:45:19 - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772

Well we all have a right to our own views and beliefs. Nonetheless, I second wolfe when I say that talking with you is very much like talking with a girl, no ad-hominem intended. The Aborgines of Australia are superior in spacial memory and thinking - does that make them superior or different? And are such differences genetic or acquired from a lifestyle and culture that lives off the land?
I will admit that some racial differences are more than skin deep. They are cultural and definitive characteristics that are inherent within us all. There is nothing wrong with embracing your heritage, but then to claim that someone else cannot do the same because of the color of their skin alone? That is hypocrisy.
I know, however, that ideals are not dangerous but rather the lack thereof of ideals. Without free speech, there will be no control to prevent the paradigm from being overlorded.

 
2007-07-12 15:25:35 - IP Man-Hash: e228f37645abe

Anyway, build up a canon of work such as a couple of thousand posts and perhaps two hundred blog posts for us to judge.

You can always find me and my brethren on Stormfront. I invite all of you to stop by and see what the true white race has to offer. Pointing out that one group of people are better than another is not hate - its truth.

But to be proud of the color of one’s skin?

Race is more than skin deep. And there is a reason you are not proud of your race. There is nothing to be proud of.

To all of my great white brothers: This great country is being led into ruin by the liberal, black-loving media. The time is now for this madness to stop. All it takes is strength and determination. Resist the dominant paradigm and embrace your white heritage. You are not alone.

- WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks

StormFront
http://www.stormfront.org/

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 10:37:17 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

It’s also great not to be held back by templates most sites give you for layouts. And takes alot more work.

 
Comment by Talon
2007-07-12 10:08:15 - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e

Necroswordsman said:

Talon said:

And hey, I would not be suprised if you could. Dreamweaver is a veeeery complicated program.

The site layout works just fine, IMO. Containing the necessities, and nothing more.

I always like using HTML.

Damn straight. I am still a bit rusty (nailed a huge book about it a few years ago) but I sure think taking a text document and turning it into a website in notepad is manly. Creating stuff, ya know.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 09:54:25 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Talon said:

And hey, I would not be suprised if you could. Dreamweaver is a veeeery complicated program.

The site layout works just fine, IMO. Containing the necessities, and nothing more.

I always like using HTML.

 
Comment by Talon
2007-07-12 09:09:51 - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e

indy said:

Whoa… this website is impressive. You guys are all incredibly manly. Way to go with this.

By which I mean, you’re being total idiots.

So you think being manly equals being an idiot.

I could stop here, because this really says it all, but I will not.

indy said:
And you accuse women of seeing things as black and white? You insist that men are better than women unequivocally, call women hopeless and stupid, and then claim that they wouldn’t understand the subtleties of your argument. There isn’t a whole lot of nuance there, guys. I understand that you think women need to be ruled because they can’t take care of themselves, but there are plenty of them out there right now doing a perfectly good job.

You are going to have to back that up with facts.

And the rise in youth crime and the, in my personal opinion, “corruption” of the youth can most likely be linked to the rise of single mothers.

So maybe they are doing a good job with their own lives, but their kids lives - Not so. There are alwas exeptions, of course.

And why would women need so many special programs if they could do such a good job?

Here in Denmark, women take more from the state than they contribute.
And men give more than they take, due to taxes and the like.
Chances are, this is not only happenning in Denmark.
Feel free to ask for the data, if you feel so inclined. It is from ‘04 if I remember correctly, but I doubt that it has changed for the better.

indy said:
I’m perfectly willing to agree that there are some ABYSMALLY stupid women in the world, who only care about clothes and gossip and giving their midnight-snack sized dogs stupid fucking gourmet dog treats. But they are not the standard for the gender. And for people that claim to see the intricacies of argument, you sure are missing the fact that there’s a scale here - there are plenty of smart and capable women on par with men. There are also a bunch of idiotic men that are on par with the most stupid women.

Men are better than women at both being stupid, AND being bright.

indy said:
Oh, wait. You guys are making a pretty good showing of that, aren’t you?

Ad hominem. You just could not resist, could you?

indy said:
And by the way - although this will probably just cause all of you to scream “AD HOMINEM” and ignore everything else I’ve just said

Too late.

indy said:
- your website design sucks ass. I could design a better one in my sleep, with just a copy of Dreamweaver.

Proof, please.

And hey, I would not be suprised if you could. Dreamweaver is a veeeery complicated program.

The site layout works just fine, IMO. Containing the necessities, and nothing more.

 
Comment by Alex
2007-07-12 08:48:14 - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc

“You seem to have come to view this site far more darkly than you did in the past.”

Probably because of the increasing extremism of some of the commenters (rape and murder talk, etc.), though this is no fault of Dick’s.

“Oh? Does he speak that way of his mother? Look up what he says explicitly about her.”

True, he does think highly of his mother.

“It’s the “men are better than women dot com” website, not the “say nice things about women” website.”

My issue, I guess, is that it goes beyond “men are better than women” and truly depicts women as despicable in every way a person can be despicable.

“And why should one be proud of either? One should be proud of one’s own achievements, certainly. But to be proud of the color of one’s skin? That suggests a very deep pathology. To be proud of one’s genital arrangements? That suggests a very deep narcissism.

I’m certainly happy to be a man, and happy to be what I am. But proud because of some genetics? No. Proud only of what I’ve achieved.”

Wise words.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 06:21:32 - IP Man-Hash: