Female said:

e v i l e d d y said:

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

I guess you’ve never been to a midnight sale at Best Buys or whatever you call it over there, or the opening post-xmas sales on Boxing Day, when whitegoods get marked down to $100 and they’ve only got about 2 fridges marked down on the showroom floor. Men run. They scramble up escalators and try to walk on other people’s shoulders like sheep dogs. It’s not funny. It’s the mark of the most desperate shoppers ever. They happen to be men.

Yeah, imagine that: men putting effort into saving money on merchandise with redeeming and lasting utility and value (white goods). I guess we would be deemed more valuable in your eyes if we were going for a handbag we’ve already got ten of; or that twentieth pair of shoes that will be in next spring’s rubbish sale. Once again, female “logic.” Gotta luvit.

This might arise if, say, some woman cleaned out your trunk to make it look real pretty but then stupidly didn’t put the fucking wheel wrench back in because she “didn’t think about it”. A fuckup that a Man has to fixup. Meanwhile, you’re out somewhere on the side of the road in the pouring rain with a flat tire, thinking you’d rather have a wheel wrench right now than a clean fucking car trunk (or alternatively wait for the autoclub for 2 hours).

Clearly, a wheel wrench is THE fucking tool you’re gonna need when driving around in the car anywhere. It’s a simple piece of technology which uses scientific principles of leverage…applying a small force to achieve a greater force at the far end of the lever and get the job done. You might think this would suit weakling women perfectly. It doesn’t.

Ever seen women try to use one? Aside from the statistical rarity of the event, they have no idea about leverage. It’s really pathetic. They’ll usually be rescued by some charitable Man, and we’ve all seen it.

Cooking in the cave while Men were out hunting, resulted in women not evolving problem solving brains, strong arms, mechanical aptitude…or a 21st Century understanding of how to use a wheel wrench. In a group of 2 people changing a tire (one of whom is Male), you’ll never see the fe-male doing it. Why is that?

Cheers,
-wolfe

One dumb, thoroughly indoctrinated broad…

WOmen rule said:

here are three threads to smash male shovenists[sic]…but before i[sic] list them, do you men know where the word shovenist[sic] came[sic] from? well, it[sic] was a soldier in Napoleans army who was so extreme,[sic] that they made the word[sic] after his name.

Priceless. Kind of reminds me of something…

We live for the swarm!

For connaisseurs, of course.

e v i l e d d y said:

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

I guess you’ve never been to a midnight sale at Best Buys or whatever you call it over there, or the opening post-xmas sales on Boxing Day, when whitegoods get marked down to $100 and they’ve only got about 2 fridges marked down on the showroom floor. Men run. They scramble up escalators and try to walk on other people’s shoulders like sheep dogs. It’s not funny. It’s the mark of the most desperate shoppers ever. They happen to be men.

diamatik said:

Dick Masterson said:

Way to fuck up the link. Someone should write an article about how men are better than women with technology.

-Dick

How the hell did I miss that gem? Damn, that was funny. Nice touch, Dick.

Tell me about it. I’ll laugh at that for days to come.

e v i l e d d y said:

Female said:

Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl

Funniest thing ever written on this site. Also true.

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.
As someone else stated (I do not remeber who - but you know who you are) men can sit next to each other fishing for two hours saying nothing, but be closer to each other afterwards.

Dick Masterson said:

Way to fuck up the link. Someone should write an article about how men are better than women with technology.

-Dick

How the hell did I miss that gem? Damn, that was funny. Nice touch, Dick.

Female said:

Watching a man while watching football is like watching two howler monkeys on the discovery chanel throw a mango at one another then howl

Funniest thing ever written on this site. Also true.

Seeing women push each other down to get at a table of cloth cut into silly shapes at a big sale is even funnier.

Least the men are getting along.. as men can do.

WOMAN said:Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

It was, not is. Now it’s something much, much more.

The oppressed have become the oppressors.

Necroswordsman said:Back on subject, is IT really a good job? I mean, how is it.

IT sucks. Avoid this career like the fucking plague.