Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
FIRST! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2007 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
“Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets.”
LMAO!
It’s no coincidence that most men’s rights people are also libertarians. Women are natural socialists because they rely on the government to enforce ‘ekwalitee’. Women will lead us all into hell by their insistence on handing more power to the government all the fucking time.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Are you a mens rights member? Can I ask you some questions?
April 9th, 2007 at 2:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
women must be stopped
April 9th, 2007 at 4:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It is. Even a sinner’s mout hoccasionally speaks the truth.
April 9th, 2007 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Whenever I see “libertarian” I can’t help but think someone cashing unemployment benefits while sententiously advocating the abolition of the state forthright (Medicaire, justice and law enforcement, etc.).
Silly evil buggers.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7b1ed44004d
Did you ever think about what would happen if we didn’t have taxes? How could public school teacher be paid? So many people are helped because of them. Obviously you didn’t think about that, idiotic Dick
April 9th, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b5a070087192
Good point Jenny, if we didn’t have taxes for anything besides an Army.. parasitic public servants like you wouldn’t have a free ride to teach kids you’re dumbfuck outlook on life.
Indeed, thank god for public schools. Truely an example of education at it’s best.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: c90ea8d6cdb9e
They wouldn’t. Public school teachers would do it for free.
-Dick
April 10th, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
gwallan, did you send me a PM? I havent received it..
April 10th, 2007 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: eb0193ec17432
Good article, Dick. Only wish it was longer.
Ever notice how government is usually stuffed with women?
It’s a dream job for them: They can sit around all day, spending other people’s money on shit nobody really wants. And no matter what happens (because there’s no accountability in the public service) they cannot get fired!
April 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c
They can. But the big boys call it assassination.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c
Actually just plain murder because you have to be really important to consider assassinated.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6a4d315fdc249
I would like to think that the force of the state to institutionalize our children under the threat of force into a obviously decrepit feminine system of education(brainwashing, etc), This nanny/mommy state has been propping up the weak and stupid for generations… crime, violence… result. A teachers pay should actually be based on results. there is alot more to that assertion….
April 10th, 2007 at 1:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c
Commision fee perhaps.
April 10th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd8cbf9989b0b
A results-based approach has been suggested in several jurisdictions in North America and has been aggressively opposed by the teachers’ unions. I wonder why?
April 10th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: d22c2cf91a332
“toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect.”
-it’s more work than writing posts about why mabtw. i respect teachers; they really are under-appreciated. they do more than just teach. honestly. btw a lot of my teachers are male too, it’s about half-half.
April 10th, 2007 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: d22c2cf91a332
^and no, i’m not saying all those things b/c i plan on teaching.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6db420228106d
Okay class, now were gonna have a show of hands to see who cares about what sandra has to say. Oh, just as I figured. sandra, shut up and go away.
April 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02a835d9d7776
Power steering was created foe women.
April 11th, 2007 at 3:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02a835d9d7776
Power brakes, dishwashers, microwave ovens, vaccum claeaners, mcdonalds, Bk’s, 1000 tiolet bowls cleaners, AAA auto service. was created to the market of lazy American women.
Bob Drew
April 12th, 2007 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, the hydramatic(popular umbrella term here for all makes and builds of automatic hydraulic transmission systems) was and certainly is aimed at the American public. As is power steering. They’re also not aimed exclusively at the American public.
Jaguar were among the first manufacturers to adopt disk brake systems for a competitive edge in professional motor racing and general racing performance of their machines.
Neither assisted brakes nor power steering are in any way detrimental to the pleasurable experience of driving a motor vehicle though it may be argued they help asses and women perform better behind the wheel, albeit marginally.
If anything, they arguably boost overall performance and driveability for racing purposes mainly with increased safety an intrinsic bonus. Both are core parts of the performance package of the machine.
You still need quite a deal of skill to drift the car (which would clearly be almost impossible with drum brakes alone) or be competitive in racing.
It’s just that you can afford to break later and for less time, improving the average.
You see, here in Europe we tend to occasionally race on something other than a dead straight, mile long stretch of tarmac with drag queen chutes tucked behind the driver or endlessly run about a slanted asphalt doughnuts with race presets and radius offset tires to have the car steer almost by itself.
Always to the right or always to the left, dependent merely on whether you’re going clockwise or counterclockwise upon the doughnut.
That’s not motor racing. That’s just plain gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
They might as well hire ‘female drivers.’
Automatic transmissions, on the other hand, have no redeeming merit whatsoever. Their only purpose is to ease ‘the chore’ of driving for dolts and women.
They degrade performance, fuel efficiency and reliability. They also decrease range and endurance autonomy because they need more frequent servicing.
This is completely true of all but the most recent automatic fixed ratio transmission implementations while even these are less robust than a manual transmission. Hardly adequate for high performance racing.
It does not surprise anyone that the American market is where the automatic transmission is queen and almost ubiquitous. Far more widespread than can be reasonably excused away as the result of lady drivers’ choice of vehicle options.
Here, thankfully, automatic transmissions are still firmly the odd and somewhat queer exception to rather than the general rule. And almost all by preference of some self styled ‘lady drivers.’
April 12th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: bc3ec0b747766
With every new government program was created, with every new government alphabet agency setup, with every new complication added to the tax code, some women somewhere asked their pimps in government a stupid question and got a prompt answer.
April 15th, 2007 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: de2824ad80b1a
Dick,
You are the one that’s so fucking stupid. Your dick must be the size of a pencil’s eraser. Women are very important in this world. If it weren’t for a women your sorry fucking ass wouldn’t even be here. You fucking worhtless and trust me, your going to hell. The army’s leaders are 95% all men and look how many people are dead because of your gender! You are such a fat ugly asshole. You must really like to get fucked in the asshole don’t you? You have no clue about shit. I bet you never made it out of high school too. What did your mother do to you that makes you hate women so much? Did she abandon you? Was she killed by your abusive father? You need a lot of help. This world would be nowhere with out women.
Fuck you,
Haley
April 15th, 2007 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Is that your idea of help?
-Dick
April 15th, 2007 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: de2824ad80b1a
No, I’m ask you questions to find out why you hate women so much. My idea of help would be to get you long term intensive psychotherapy. Really, what happened in your childhood?
-Haley
April 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
I don’t hate women.
-Dick
April 16th, 2007 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Haley’s on the rag, isn’t she?
Is it true that if you’re bit by a chav cunt on the rag you’ll start bleeding too? Dear me.
Biohazard.
- Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come To An End)
April 16th, 2007 at 3:57 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Its hard not to sometimes though is it.
More like you are being a bitch. This site is not meant for you. Good day.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 8390bde6b8a09
Ok i just stubbled across this website while i ws doing an assignment on Germaine Greer. Even though i’m a man i have to agree with SOME of haleys points. I don’t think it is right for men to assume that they are better than women simply because of gender, i have alot of extremly interesting and strong female friends. My sister is a kickboxer and has proved in many ring fights that she can easily beat men….not exactly helping your cause….and before you say it my sister is not butch and does not look like a man….shes 156cm 56kg and has a slim build and to look at her you wouldnt guess how strong she really is. I jsut wanted to make the point that in this day and age women are not considered less simply due to gender and i think your ideas are outdated and your not exactly going about the right way to get layed…..chicks aint gonna screw you if your gonna be a stuck up dick by claiming your beta than her…..there more likely to get you all reved up and set you out in the cold……and believe me women do like sex…..jsut not with idiots like you
April 18th, 2007 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
A man doing a report on Germaine Greer?
-Dick
April 18th, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Just because your sister kicks your ass it doesn’t mean that men aren’t better than women. It just means that you’re a disgrace.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Ooooh Zing! Ouch.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
not called dick for nothing are you? just reading some of the articles in this site made me so proud to be a woman, the mere fact youve made a whole website about this just shows you must be insecure about mens supposed ‘greatness’! i have ambitions and integrity, i want to make this world a better place, help the poor etc and what do you want to do? sit at home making a site thats nearly as large and unjustified as your ego. three women die a day from domestic abuse by men like you, are you proud? i admit some women are weak but then so are many many men (you for instance), but i dont think you quite understand the power of a woman, yes men are phsically stronger (punch things, rape things, lift things, erm..punch things) but there is no doubt that in many cases women are mentally stronger.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Great point rosy, it takes mental strength to type some dumbfuck emo-essay without periods or capitals.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
As in the the mental strength of a dumbfuck monkey who doesn’t know any better but keeps on searching for that banana. Or in your case “equality”
Muse - City of Delusion
April 18th, 2007 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Lets face it. You fear that all the things mentioned on this site is the truth. If you did’nt fear this, you would’nt have commented. And you hate men.
And don’t say “No, I don’t hate men!”, because you do. You would’nt have liftet at finger if it was’nt for your own gender getting soiled.
So stop acting like holy fucking mary, and get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
By the way, if you want to see som really freaky feminists check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864
Just watch a couple of seconds of the beginning until you get a headache, then jump to the end. It’s pretty funny.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
You guys make me laugh.
By the way, the surge of hits that you get in the next day or so, will, mostly, be made by women. I’m telling my friends, males and females, about your cutsie site (yes, I just called your “a man’s man” website cutsie.)
Go on, write some more, boys.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe you mean’t ‘cutesie.’
Anyhow, that video has been taken down by the ‘user.’ Supposedly someone ratted him out to the missis and he wasn’t getting nookie any more.
‘Rape things?’ No. Women. Not ‘things.’
Some rape allegations are sadly true.
Some rape allegations are sadly lies.
Objectionable? Yes.
Ubiquitous and universally a male behavioral trait? Hardly.
No, I’m not proud some guy I’ve never met nor ever will pummels his wife each evening somewhere or viceversa. I really couldn’t care less. Neither could you, if not for the sake of argument here.
Women mentally stronger? Smarter or more mentally sound, resilient?
Both? Must be way all the obese, fugly dyke feminists rally against pr0n.
Silly.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
You’re totally right. Thanks!
April 18th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Would you like an off with your fucks?
April 18th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Lets face it. You fear that all the things mentioned on this site is the truth. If you did’nt fear this, you would’nt have commented. And you hate men.
And don’t say “No, I don’t hate men!”, because you do. You would’nt have liftet at finger if it was’nt for your own gender getting soiled.
So stop acting like holy fucking mary, and get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
haha! its hard not to hate men when they act like this, and of course im going to stick up for my gender (which i am getting more and more proud of) when they are being falsely accused by men who cant write a sentence without the word fuck in it, and to the other comment by sonyad, not women, things, anything with a pulse really, sheep, you name it, and i am glad you arent proud of some man who pummels his woman, its the 1st positive things ive seen on this site, i dont hate men in general, im not shallow enough to think men are all the same, unlike you, i have some great men friends who respect women and are liked! not just by fascist blokes. and lastly thankyou a woman!! its time women stood up against this and didnt just sit back and accept it.
April 18th, 2007 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
yer! we dont have to stand 4 dis, dis hole websyt is based on opinions by little pricks wiv big egos, and wtf!!?? smile like a donut?? ..a great example of male wit
April 18th, 2007 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Great point rosy, it takes mental strength to type some dumbfuck emo-essay without periods or capitals.
maybe she was focusin more on the content, and actually there isnt 1 spellin mistake in there, is ‘dumbfuck emo-essay’ gramatically correct??
April 18th, 2007 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
jst looked it up taxes were invented by thomas wolsey, who was a man, not!! a woman. ur ‘great man site’ is startin 2 luk like a load of shit now isnt it?
April 18th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Rosy: I’m too tired to read your post. It’s probably nonsense anyway.
“yer! we dont have to stand 4 dis, dis hole websyt is based on opinions by little pricks wiv big egos, and wtf!!?? smile like a donut?? ..a great example of male wit”
Haha, I will have to agree on this one.
“jst looked it up taxes were invented by thomas wolsey, who was a man, not!! a woman. ur ‘great man site’ is startin 2 luk like a load of shit now isnt it?”
Wow. You are really getting the point. Look up “Women not allowed” while you are at it.
April 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
dalsgaard i really think u should read my post instead of dismissing it (end of dalsgaard reading, it might be too much for you) dont try and ban us from your site, you put it on the internet for the viewing of everyone not just the mighty male.GROW UP, your turning into a joke. you have to share this world with us so accept it and stop whining.
im sure your going to write some obscene post after this so while your at it give me one proper reason why men are so fantastic…pleeease
April 18th, 2007 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a876c8a9b69a0
No one in the world has to share with anyone you ingrate.
If they choose to, the powerful can tell the altruism in their gut to fuck off and let leeches like you starve. And your bastards.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Ok we will, whore!
Honestly what do these women mean to prove? “We are so much better yet our spelling is mediocre”
Give it up, and fuck off.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
I love this site! Really, now I don’t even need to turn on the TV for a good bit of drama. I have lost faith in all of you, you see. Why can’t we take all this with a grain of salt (”handle this with some balls” somehow seem pretentious,) and laugh at the absurdity of the topics?
April 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
More inane comments from a drama moma.
There is no drama here please move on down the road.
Walk that center yellow line and don’t let the sound of horns sway you.
Then you can have all the drama you crave.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Cars a woman’s best friend.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
my god! that comment was nearly clever! of course you have to share the world you stupid selfish tit, the fact you hate women so much shows your either gay: manly? celibate:natural? shag women then leave them:respectable? or love women really but just pretending not to to look like a ‘real man’ if your the latter stop! its not a turn on.
Necroswordsman we dont want drama we want justice, preferably getting rid of this website.
And a woman, im glad your liking this increasingly boring and easy ‘debate’ and im sorry but i cant laugh about the topic because these men are dellusional (that means you think your fantastic because you cant bear the truth)
April 19th, 2007 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
wtf is this syt?? im sorry but iv gotta argree wiv rosy and plz dont think bbe were all like these redjected lonas, jst cuz u lot cnt get laid u h8 women! w/e
April 19th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eddfbff13d73
Good job rosy, you useful idiot.
I enjoy your characterizing this website as something “unjust” that has to be rid of. All whores after all are fascists who hate free speech because the truth exposes your repugnant nature. You ingrates can get the site kicked off every webhost you want, because there will always be another one waiting. And if there’s not I’ll fucking let Dick email me his writing’s and print them out and drive all over the fucking North American continent shoving them in your fucking face. The truth is out and it will never stop now.
No one gives a fuck about turning you on. I’d rather turn you off.. permanently.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eddfbff13d73
mikedeman, you are a disgrace to your testosterone.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Earth to SotS: mikedeman is rosy. Men don’t write like that at all. That is the type of writing that myspace sluts use to communicate via instant messaging and text messaging.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Oh you want Justice? YOU want justice? THEN FUCKING EARN IT LIKE WE DID.
And about Justice, what about justice for men who have to pay for children they havent seen and might not even be theirs.
Dont fucking talk to me, or us, about JUSTICE.
INSTEAD WORK FOR IT!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
son of suns! i know there probably will be another one waiting because there are so many men like you! so you wont have to drive all that way, and anyway theres no need to give me his writings, i know them! women are whores, women hate sex, hitler was really a woman etc its boring opinions backed up by nothing, and is this site american? if so thats a relief! and i really dont think you could turn me on, i dont think youve ever turned anyone on but yourself, thats probably why your on this site. your a reject.
Necroswordsman i am definately not mikedeman, do i really write like that? dont know what half of it means, your probably just finding reasons why you arent accepted, and how did you earn your justice??? writing sexist things on seedy sites? and if men dont want to have to pay for babies then they should WEAR A CONDOM
April 19th, 2007 at 2:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You most definitely are, you liar.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
THEN WOMEN SHOULDNT OPEN THEIR LEGS TO EVERY MAN.
Also, I have never heard of Hitler really being a man. But if you want to use that arguement, Nelson Mandela was a man. Jesus, son of god or not, was a man. Nicolas Cage is a man.
Women hmm. Oh Marie Curie. Well, Dick has an article on her. Go read it.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Mother earth is a woman.
And I personally spend a good deal of my time pissing on her, stabbing her, polluting her, and ignoring her.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe000c58f9094
Kurt Cobain said it best.
“Nature is a whore”.
If he had this site, he would have killed his parasite druggie wife instead of himself.
April 19th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
The evidence points to her as his killer. Her Dad even said that she probably is guilty because she is rotten and mean” Who knows better than her own Dad…
April 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am -