Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 25th, 2007 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Thanks, appreciate the consideration. So it was just a comment with no thought behind it then.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
What a coincidence, just like yours!
April 25th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Somebody else, How could you come up with such an answer? I know, you’ve been listening to 7 year old girls or maybe you are 7 years old. While you violate the rules and post under the influence of a twat you should rename yourself “Some 7year old.” That would be more fitting.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Somebody else, How could you come up with such an answer? I know, you’ve been listening to 7 year old girls or maybe you are 7 years old. While you violate the rules and post under the influence of a twat you should rename yourself “Some 7year old.” That would be more fitting.
What are you talking about?
Necro makes a flip comment that I’m in denial, but won’t reference any post I made that caused him to react that way. I ask for an explanation and get another idiotic reply, so I toss one back and then you show your complete lack of any logical thought process by posting the above irrational discourse.
What rules have I violated?
You’re both losing any possible credibility you may have possessed.
Why the attack Necro?
April 26th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Necro, Else is, in all likelyhood, either a man or the first woman ever actually deserving of a Pulitzer in fiction…
April 26th, 2007 at 1:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
The sign on the front door says “No women allowed.”
That goes for you little girls too. But you fems don’t like rules unless it’s you creating the rules.
April 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Wild guess, but maybe because you aren’t supposed to be here? As Billy says, the sign says ‘No women allowed’.
Now if you can truthfully tell me you are a man, then I’ll apologise.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
And like they say “dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya”
He split you right between the ears so your the two parts of your brains wouldn’t connect. That way you would be more suited to staying at home rearing the young. But no, you females can’t even do that simple task correctly.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3983ba43bb786
Billy, maybe that’s your problem with relationships - can’t tell males from females. You’re not that guy from Montana that was in the news a while back-was married three years before he discovered his “wife” was another man. Might want to work on that gender indentity problem.
And Necro, I’ve had a lot of respect for your posts, but I’ve been posting long enough that it should be very clear that I am male to the core. Always have been, always will be.
Shouldn’t have to create a user name that is obviously a male name or has the word “man” in it for other men to identify me as such. Too many females try that trick to know it isn’t always an accurate indentifier.
April 30th, 2007 at 2:35 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Alright then, fair enough. What was your point again?
April 30th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
He’s a man, for crying out loud…
- Pascal - Anti
April 30th, 2007 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Im very judgemental of people.
April 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
After reading his old post I must say I misread something here.
I thought he was somebody else. :)
May 1st, 2007 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: dcc393d99ff70
zomgggggg . isnt this illegal ? OMFGGGG . guys = academically unstable ==” bah if i was really in the mood . i would be guin off by noww ==”
May 1st, 2007 at 5:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Speech isn’t illegal in the country of this site’s author/provider, genius.
May 1st, 2007 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
It just may be illegal where she is from judging by her incoherent post.
Maybe they have to type in code?
May 1st, 2007 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
It’s womanese again.
May 1st, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55bb38caa6fa3
I meant hate speech or the anti-eslutishment that’s banned in Europe and parts of Asia.
August 4th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
sue (19) said:
jst looked it up taxes were invented by thomas wolsey, who was a man, not!! a woman. ur ‘great man site’ is startin 2 luk like a load of shit now isnt it?
Classic female “logic”…she thinks she’s stumbled onto a piece of information so earth shatteringly profound it invalidates ALL other anecdotal and factual evidence contained on MABTW. Obviously it doesn’t. The stupefaction of female thinking is certainly an amazing thing to behold. It makes me appreciate all the more that I don’t have that liability draining my capacity for achieveMENt.
It’s like a stupid whore who blames her constant car accidents on Henry Ford because she’s too incompetent to actually get good at operating the
August 5th, 2007 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
Dick, you have hit the nail on the head.