Women are Wild for Wombs!

Women and their aimless bullshit and prattling are like Chinese people in China. There’s like a billion of them, there’s new ones every day, and no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to count them all.

If you were going to count them though, you would have to start with one and one alone. The very seed and sole archetype of the shrill, sanctimonious feminine dogma:

Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies.

Is this opposite day?

If having a baby made up for any kind of shit, then every man in the world could just roll a piano down the street instead of paying his taxes for the year (and the taxes of his wife).

“Hey. I took a shitload of resources from everyone else in the form of roads and standard of living this year.”

This mythical un-thinking man would say.

“But instead of producing anything for everyone else to enjoy, I’m just going to roll this super complicated thing down the street in a totally irresponsible way and let everyone deal with the ensuing cluster-fuck.”

Am I right here, men? Let me tell you that rolling a piano down the street will definitely get you arrested and that it will certainly not win you any medals of community service. Real or imaginary.

Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.

Women can have babies. Great. That doesn’t make women better than men, that just makes them more dangerous. Dangerous like a kid with a hockey stick and a blindfold who some jackass has told is in a piñata store.

For anyone who doesn’t know what a piñata is, it would make the kid run around like crazy and bash the shit out of everything with absolutely no regard for consequences.

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Comment by Evil Pundit
2005-06-24 02:45:33

There is a reason why women are the ones who got the short end of the stick, periods, pregnancy, pms, birth

Yes, it’s because women are inferior.

Of course, if men wanted to give birth and all that, we could do it much better than women. Just like anything else we do.

 
Comment by Nicole
2005-06-24 02:20:44

Oh please if men had to have the children we would be extinct.

You’d probably take a week off work every time you got your period.

There is a reason why women are the ones who got the short end of the stick, periods, pregnancy, pms, birth….. Men just wouldn’t be able to handle it, that’s not what a mans body is designed for.

And Dick, if raising children were the easiest job in the world why is it so many men leave home? You can divorce wives, but you shouldn’t divorce children, are you telling me every single father makes as much of an effort to see his children as he possibly could? I think not somehow.

 
Comment by TimT
2005-06-24 00:53:26

But seriously men, do you think the world would be a better place if we were able to have babies?

If so, then we should do something about it!

 
Comment by Andy
2005-06-23 22:29:50

If you had read anything concerning the development of domesticity and individual liberalism that occured during the Industrial Revolution and traced the genealogy of domesticity, caretaking, wage labor, as well as the philosophical and political division between private an public spheres within the United States up until the present, I think you might have to make a more complex argument for your stance other than “Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.” Try to support these claims with evidence, then maybe people other than your women hating cheerleader friends might believe you.

 
Comment by Nicole
2005-06-23 12:33:58

Oh please, if there were no women on this website it wouldn’t be interesting at all.

It would be Dick and Duster and a few other of his sad little friends saying, “Hehehe boys are better than girls,” followed by “Yea girls suck and they have cooties”.

Ooooo way to show maturity Dick…

 
Comment by Manley
2005-06-23 10:08:41

kay -

what you really need to do, doll, is read the top post on this web site. What part of “No Women Allowed” don’t you understand?

It’s so typical for a woman to stick her nose into something that’s none of her business, offer her unsolicited opinion, and resort to base, profane, ad hominem attacks against those she disagrees with.

Take a chill pill, sweetheart, and learn to read.

 
Comment by kay
2005-06-23 00:38:54

What is the purpose of this web site.

Absolute bullshit.

What fuckin solutions are you looking for.

Some advice take some responsibility for why you are so fucked up and stop blaming others

 
Comment by W-Hortencia (likes the ladies)
2005-06-22 11:34:09

No that was a mistake by a dyslexic. Yes, ‘re-education’ will do.

 
Comment by Manley
2005-06-21 20:29:55

No. She meant “reducating.” This is a special woman-word that sounds somewhat like English, and means “learning to agree with me because if you don’t, I will nag you, and pick at you, and peck at you, and make your life a living hell. I don’t care that what I am saying makes no sense, that it is contrary to science, to logic, and to the laws of nature. You must agree. Because . . . I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME WHINE.”

 
Comment by Nas Raja
2005-06-21 17:44:22

>Oh dear, who needs a bit of reducating. Women are far more consistant during the process of learning and frequently achieve highly at work.

I assume you meant “re-educating”?

 
Comment by W-Hortencia (likes the ladies)
2005-06-20 14:15:46

Did you not realise that women make up half of society?

Oh dear, who needs a bit of reducating. Women are far more consistant during the process of learning and frequently achieve highly at work.

Dick? I’d say cunt was more appropriate, but then again I am rather fond of cunt. Unlike some I could mention.

 
Comment by your mama
2005-06-19 08:42:41

Hey if you men hate us that much invent a spaceship that will fly your asses to a different galaxy and you can all live happily with each other. You know since your the ones who can invent and are the explorers who steal from other cultures and rape the women. We will have to be stuck here since we are sooooo stupid.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-06-18 14:14:55

Perhaps the computer screwed up the rest of your comment.

How many times have we heard that one men?

-Dick

 
Comment by Me
2005-06-18 14:10:49

I don’t know what happened to the rest of my comment, but what I said was that the very basis of that statement was profoundly anti-feminist. Source, please? It sounds more like something that would come out of Ann Coulter’s mouth than any feminist’s.

 
Comment by Me
2005-06-18 14:09:09

>>Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies

 
Comment by Chicken
2005-06-16 20:33:41

well maybe some people need children in their life??? they may be depressed and want some one to love them etc….
did u eva think of that?

 
Comment by Nicole
2005-06-16 15:30:24

How can you compare piano moving to giving birth?

Unless you push a piano out of your vagina it’s not the same thing.

 
Comment by The Duster
2005-06-16 14:24:21

Add Corina to the list of women who throw out the homosexual card.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-06-16 10:15:03

Corina,

The reason you are disgusted and upset is because you lack the mental processes to understand these points. That’s why women are banned from this site altogether — to prevent that kind of confused and wild hysteria. Let’s keep in safe in here after all.

-Dick

 
Comment by Corina
2005-06-15 22:16:56

well… yes i am a 16 yr old girl, and i am doing a project for english on sexism and exploitation of women….
i was disgusted when i readv this ebsite because every thing you have said is rude and sexist. women do have babies…. and are- alot of the time left with all the responcibilities… so dont complain!!
you are all rude and sewxist pigs that need to get a life…. you all must be homosexuals if you hate women that much!! get a life man

 
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