Women are Wild for Wombs!
Women and their aimless bullshit and prattling are like Chinese people in China. There’s like a billion of them, there’s new ones every day, and no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to count them all.
If you were going to count them though, you would have to start with one and one alone. The very seed and sole archetype of the shrill, sanctimonious feminine dogma:
Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies.
Is this opposite day?
If having a baby made up for any kind of shit, then every man in the world could just roll a piano down the street instead of paying his taxes for the year (and the taxes of his wife).
“Hey. I took a shitload of resources from everyone else in the form of roads and standard of living this year.”
This mythical un-thinking man would say.
“But instead of producing anything for everyone else to enjoy, I’m just going to roll this super complicated thing down the street in a totally irresponsible way and let everyone deal with the ensuing cluster-fuck.”
Am I right here, men? Let me tell you that rolling a piano down the street will definitely get you arrested and that it will certainly not win you any medals of community service. Real or imaginary.
Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.
Women can have babies. Great. That doesn’t make women better than men, that just makes them more dangerous. Dangerous like a kid with a hockey stick and a blindfold who some jackass has told is in a piñata store.
For anyone who doesn’t know what a piñata is, it would make the kid run around like crazy and bash the shit out of everything with absolutely no regard for consequences.
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February 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
Women need men for certain things.
Bye
February 16th, 2007 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Byeeee. ^_^.
March 25th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
That’s right! That’s not was man’s body is designed to do. Man’s body is designed to cultivate the earth. Woman’s body is designed to procreate. You have here said it yourself. You’ll get no argument from me.
I totally agree with you that having blood gush out of your bodily orifice for four days every lunar cycle is nature’s way of saying, “this beast should not leave her dwelling”. It is one of nature’s many ways of saying, “Stay home with the children”.
March 26th, 2007 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Well said!
July 5th, 2007 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 8584b9e8f9257
Yeah what with the all the court cases, false rape cases, and rights to children. Yeah women have it so tough (/sarcasm).
July 5th, 2007 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: a775b08853511
Periods are not that bad…or at least they are not in my experience. They are certainly not as traumatic as some women on here like to make it out to be. Periods are just a fact of life. Get over it.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Again, this is why women are banned from the site.
Periods? Gross.
-Dick
July 5th, 2007 at 11:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c294f8effb35
For the record, I’ve birthed two children, and I’ve had a serious kidney infection. I’ll take childbirth every time. Although the paid meds for the infection were fun….
Quitcher whining, “ladies”.
July 5th, 2007 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c294f8effb35
Also for the record, women can’t have babies by themselves. There’s that whole pesky sperm thing we need to get them started. Not to mention we need someone to provide for us while we care for the children.
Oh, that’s right. We have daycare centers raise our children. Those women whose careers are more important than their children, I wish would just get sterilized. For the rest of us, we only have to work because of what feminism has done to wages and our economy. Feminists whined so much about how oppressive it was to be a housewife and mother, and pushed so hard to get women into the workplace, that the market became glutted with workers. Naturally, it eventually became nearly impossible for one person to support a household.
Now, I don’t mind pulling my weight and making my fair contribution. But damn. There’s nothing like listening to your child scream for you not to leave when you have to go to work. Thank you, feminism.
July 5th, 2007 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c294f8effb35
Not to mention he doesn’t have to block them. The facts speak for themselves. Feminist boards censor comments as a matter of course, because their arguments and positions can’t stand up to the cold light of logic.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
Please take your own advice.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:58 am - IP Man-Hash: a775b08853511
I agree with Kelly on the fact that Feminist censor comments - my comments have been too often censored by femininisting.com - just for disagreeing with them.
July 6th, 2007 at 2:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
Just as you (and I) have been modded here, and at least in my case, had comments (serious ones) deleted in moderation by Dick here, many a time. It’s enough to make one do nothing but troll. Funny that.
July 6th, 2007 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Or spam…
Oh, I’m sorry, is it wrong to remove ‘CHIKA CHIKA BLEEDING ABORTION HOLE!’
Or ‘I FUCK MY GOLF BUDDY?’
Are we squelching your freedom of speech on a site where you don’t belong? Sorry about that, I’ll get right on caring about that next week. Just ask me then.
July 6th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 23394c2a48d46
Yeah that’s why women are band from this site!
There are hundreds of feminist bull shit sites which are far more aggressive and absurd in there bitching of men so why the hell do you feel you most post your stupid two cents. The purpose of this comment Nicole is simple… Fuck off somewhere else if you don’t like what you read. The men in here are not interested in your views or opinions as you are a woman and everything you say is shit if it isn’t you have copied it from a man.
July 6th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
“Oh, that’s right. We have daycare centers raise our children. Those women whose careers are more important than their children, I wish would just get sterilized. ”
…Right. And should men who work long hours and neglect their children be sterilized as well? Why should the responsibilities of child-rearing be placed solely on the mother? I agree that placing children in daycare centers (especially at very young ages) for long periods of time is irresponsible parenting (if it can even be called parenting). But women face a tough decision that men don’t. Men are free to pursue whatever career they wish as well as experience the joys of parenting, while women are often made to choose or criticized for juggling both.
Both parents are responsible for the raising of their children. I believe that the mother should take a few years off from her career when her children are young, or have a family member watch after her child for a few hours a day if possible, or, *gasp*, maybe even the father could stay home while the mother works. If the child is brought up well and in a safe and loving environment, I don’t see any reason to condemn a mother for working. If you’re happy and fulfilled staying at home with your children, more power to you, but many women are not, just like many men wouldn’t be. Women are educated like men and have talents and abilities like men, and they should be able to pursue a career with them, if they need to do so to feel like their lives are meaningful. (This is, of course, within the parameters of good parenting. Children should be the first priority of both parents).
July 6th, 2007 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 8861512ee16d1
You’re a fuckwit as per usual, Alex.
July 6th, 2007 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
Care to actually argue anything I said? Insulting me without offering any argument doesn’t do much for the “men are better than women” theory.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0a227eea6e43
Dick doesnt delete comments. He lets everyone have their fair share. It’s just the whole filter fucking up thing which stops comments with links or some other shit reason.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0a227eea6e43
Nah not really, since you shouldn’t be here.