Women are Wild for Wombs!
Women and their aimless bullshit and prattling are like Chinese people in China. There’s like a billion of them, there’s new ones every day, and no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to count them all.
If you were going to count them though, you would have to start with one and one alone. The very seed and sole archetype of the shrill, sanctimonious feminine dogma:
Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies.
Is this opposite day?
If having a baby made up for any kind of shit, then every man in the world could just roll a piano down the street instead of paying his taxes for the year (and the taxes of his wife).
“Hey. I took a shitload of resources from everyone else in the form of roads and standard of living this year.”
This mythical un-thinking man would say.
“But instead of producing anything for everyone else to enjoy, I’m just going to roll this super complicated thing down the street in a totally irresponsible way and let everyone deal with the ensuing cluster-fuck.”
Am I right here, men? Let me tell you that rolling a piano down the street will definitely get you arrested and that it will certainly not win you any medals of community service. Real or imaginary.
Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.
Women can have babies. Great. That doesn’t make women better than men, that just makes them more dangerous. Dangerous like a kid with a hockey stick and a blindfold who some jackass has told is in a piñata store.
For anyone who doesn’t know what a piñata is, it would make the kid run around like crazy and bash the shit out of everything with absolutely no regard for consequences.
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June 23rd, 2005 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 570628ea38171
If you had read anything concerning the development of domesticity and individual liberalism that occured during the Industrial Revolution and traced the genealogy of domesticity, caretaking, wage labor, as well as the philosophical and political division between private an public spheres within the United States up until the present, I think you might have to make a more complex argument for your stance other than “Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.” Try to support these claims with evidence, then maybe people other than your women hating cheerleader friends might believe you.
June 24th, 2005 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 49e7714899469
But seriously men, do you think the world would be a better place if we were able to have babies?
If so, then we should do something about it!
June 24th, 2005 at 2:20 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Oh please if men had to have the children we would be extinct.
You’d probably take a week off work every time you got your period.
There is a reason why women are the ones who got the short end of the stick, periods, pregnancy, pms, birth….. Men just wouldn’t be able to handle it, that’s not what a mans body is designed for.
And Dick, if raising children were the easiest job in the world why is it so many men leave home? You can divorce wives, but you shouldn’t divorce children, are you telling me every single father makes as much of an effort to see his children as he possibly could? I think not somehow.
June 24th, 2005 at 2:45 am - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
There is a reason why women are the ones who got the short end of the stick, periods, pregnancy, pms, birth
Yes, it’s because women are inferior.
Of course, if men wanted to give birth and all that, we could do it much better than women. Just like anything else we do.
June 28th, 2005 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c3fbaaa189425
this site if you women have not realised yet, is created for men, yet because you are women you fail to realise this… so get out, us men dont stroll in on your parades and if we do we get banned and thrown out without question or at least thats what happens to me so after the 2nd time of trying to enter a woman only site, i stoped trying.
now there is a warning “saying no women” or sumthing similar, so learn to read and leave… we can say what we want, and your not going to stop us.
July 4th, 2005 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Of course you can say what you want, we all have freedom of speech, including women.
Like it or not the internet is for everyone.
If Dick didn’t want us women to have our say he would remove our comments.
July 7th, 2005 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb7ce3cdbaebd
We are men and the first and most important part of our character is freedom lover. We loved it, we fight for it we killed and been killed millions and millions times, we will keep it alive. We make law and all other things which goes with it, but always for us freedom was and is a God. the law that we make it we can break it also.
sorry for my english, I am from south Switzerland.
August 20th, 2005 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
The laws don’t exist so that they can be broken.
That would mean that it is okay to kill another person because you are a man so you can change to law to your own needs.
Sorry to disappoint you. But we are all the same race.
August 21st, 2005 at 2:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
There’s nothing saying that Internet access in a universal right for all humans; and even if there were; there certainly wouldn’t be a law stating that everyone has a right to publish opinions on anyone’s site…
Dick’s site is his property.
What you’re doing is similar to putting graffiti on someone’s house, saying that he must want it there because he hasn’t removed it (circular login again); and then claiming that you had a right to put it there in the first place due to freedom of speech.
Freedom of speech generally does not cover situations such as these.
PS: again, on race… although you can argue that there is only one “human race”; general scientific concensus is that the term “race” in humans defines distinctions in sets of human populations, with similar phenotypes, genotypes, or distinctions through evolutionary histories.
More info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race
So no, we’re not “all the same race”. We are all human, though…
August 21st, 2005 at 4:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
The laws don’t exist so that they can be broken.
That would mean that it is okay to kill another person because you are a man so you can change to law to your own needs.
Sorry to disappoint you. But we are all humans.
August 22nd, 2005 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
That’s fine Nicole, but your claim that you have freedom of speech and can therefor write what you want on this site, is still incorrect. You’re right about Dick being able to get rid of your comments, or block them; but I suspect he’s not doing that since
1) it would be difficult to enforce (you could easily masquerade as someone else) or
2) he is being smart, and avoiding claims that women’s (and girl’s) oppinions were repressed.
Dick can speak for himself, though…
August 22nd, 2005 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
All my posts are moderated before they are put on this site therefore it would be very easy for Dick to block out what women are saying.
August 22nd, 2005 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I would never do that. I believe that women should have full freedom to embarrass themselves as often and as thoroughly as they see fit.
-Dick
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Yes quite right, we can and do invent things everyday, its what makes us great, and you fems…well… shit.
Your theologys of a manless world never fail to make me roar with laughter, as if you would ever escape the stone-age. I mean can you imagine a woman having the innitiative to experiment with different alloys for tool making or anything similar, even to perpetuate the species? Would they fuck. Shit you’d probably be content picking berries off trees for eternity. Back then, If a man was to bring you a nice juicy piece of sabre-tooth tiger or w/e to munch on, youd probably just sit there, staring at it until it magically turned into a tuna filled jacket potatoe.
And no we will not move planet, we arnt going anywhere unless we decide ourselves that we want to. We were here first remember. Even the Sumarian tablets say you came from a mans rib, way before the bible was even dreamed of. Funny how multiple cultures have all come to the same conclusion - that women are merely life-support for cunts.
Gentlemen, now sit back and observe ANOTHER endless tirade of “small-penis”, “you must be gay” “must be shit in bed” comments pour throught the flood gates.
Notice how a woman is incapable of inspiring any insults that dont revolve around sex? Of course you have your MEN and you are all awesome walking testimonies to our blatent superiority. Sex is all they know, all they read, think and talk about and most of them are still shit at that.
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: e2c3aed2658c0
Well said, mike. Isn’t it also interesting that women cannot invent new insults. They just can’t do anything.
-Dick
March 3rd, 2006 at 2:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f55a4c6e4087
Nicole said:
Oh please if men had to have the children we would be extinct.
-Gratuitous insult, good for only the mentally challenged or a feminist (not that there is a difference). There isn’t a shred of evidence that you could provide to back this claim up. Nor is there any way to refute or provide for your claim that men cannot handle the pain of childbirth. However there is ample evidence that men can handle much higher incidences of pain than women, and personally I think that for most women childbirth is the only severe physical pain that they experience in their lives so they (in their solophistic minds) think that, that is the worst anyone can ever go through and that nobody like them can handle it. Have you ever had a child? Have you ever been severely injured? Then why bother even saying things like that? All this really does is show your distinct bias against men, and your leaning torwards feminist teachings which are misandrist and ignorant of half of the human race. Did you learn this in school? Or did you pick all that sexism up by yourself?-
You’d probably take a week off work every time you got your period.
-Thats funny, because I have seen women take off work for no reason besides the fact that they didn’t want to. The reality is that many men forgo treatment for their injuries and sicknesses just so they DON’T miss work. I seriously doubt that a “period” would deter a man from work if he so inclined. Once again, your sexism shines through.
There is a reason why women are the ones who got the short end of the stick, periods, pregnancy, pms, birth….. Men just wouldn’t be able to handle it, that’s not what a mans body is designed for.
-Why do you consider your own body the “short end of the stick”? Thats kind of demeaning wouldn’t you think? Or is it the fact that you don’t like the way you were designed? Men and women were designed to complement each other, physically and mentally. Also when you say that, you insinuate that men had it easy throughout our species evolution. The truth of the matter is that throughout our evolution, MEN were the ones doing all the hard work, such as building, dying for his people or family, creating, inventing, and of course providing for their personal incubators so that he and his progeny could live in some level of comfort above that of animals.
And Dick, if raising children were the easiest job in the world why is it so many men leave home? You can divorce wives, but you shouldn’t divorce children, are you telling me every single father makes as much of an effort to see his children as he possibly could? I think not somehow.
-Man oh man, you don’t think at all do you? WAKE UP and LOOK around you? Why don’t you try reading on the subject instead of picking some bullshit off of feminist websites. True there are some men that abandon their children, some don’t even know they have them for years as well (I wonder whos fault that is?). However there are many men who are THROWN out of their childrens lives by WOMEN! 70-80 % of divorces are initiated by women that should tell you something about how the system works. Driven from their homes, seperated by the miles, or just plain viciousness, and then taxed for it in child support (mommy support), and alimony (vagimony) both of which I am more than willing to discuss at length with anyone. Millions of fathers (such as myself) are forcibly SEPARATED from their children as well as forced to pay for the entire process and you have the gall to say that they ABANDONED them? Your ignorance is only supplanted by your idiocy and apathy. Typical woman, create a fucked up situation and then bitch about how someone else is fucking it up for them.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
caring for babies is easy? youve gone insane
February 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
i guess thats why you pin it on the women
February 16th, 2007 at 10:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You’re perfectly right. They[babies] should come with a concierge button.
Heh, at least they’ve that multipurpose verbal alarm feature.
Life is such a impossibly horrendous drag for women…
February 16th, 2007 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
So unfair and unequal as well.