Women are Wild for Wombs!

Women and their aimless bullshit and prattling are like Chinese people in China. There’s like a billion of them, there’s new ones every day, and no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to count them all.

If you were going to count them though, you would have to start with one and one alone. The very seed and sole archetype of the shrill, sanctimonious feminine dogma:

Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies.

Is this opposite day?

If having a baby made up for any kind of shit, then every man in the world could just roll a piano down the street instead of paying his taxes for the year (and the taxes of his wife).

“Hey. I took a shitload of resources from everyone else in the form of roads and standard of living this year.”

This mythical un-thinking man would say.

“But instead of producing anything for everyone else to enjoy, I’m just going to roll this super complicated thing down the street in a totally irresponsible way and let everyone deal with the ensuing cluster-fuck.”

Am I right here, men? Let me tell you that rolling a piano down the street will definitely get you arrested and that it will certainly not win you any medals of community service. Real or imaginary.

Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.

Women can have babies. Great. That doesn’t make women better than men, that just makes them more dangerous. Dangerous like a kid with a hockey stick and a blindfold who some jackass has told is in a piñata store.

For anyone who doesn’t know what a piñata is, it would make the kid run around like crazy and bash the shit out of everything with absolutely no regard for consequences.

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Comment by Victoria
2008-07-18 13:38:38

Chris said:

@DICKTORIA

If Dick wanted to be a journalist, he would have been a journalist.
He became a published author instead.

You’re a woman, so you don’t know what that means because you think going out and “getting trashed” is some kind of achievement.

Aim higher, cunt.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

getting trashed is fun.
you should try it.
you might be little nicer.
hahaha
never mind thats impossible.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-18 13:34:39

@DICKTORIA

If Dick wanted to be a journalist, he would have been a journalist.
He became a published author instead.

You’re a woman, so you don’t know what that means because you think going out and “getting trashed” is some kind of achievement.

Aim higher, cunt.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Victoria
2008-07-18 13:25:14

hey dick,
your articles are bullshit,
basically if you break it down its all just fancy metaphors, and half of the facts arent true,
im sorry you cant be a real journalist,
maybe if you were as smart and clever as a woman.
You would be!

 
Comment by Char
2008-06-17 14:50:35

Yall are dumb

 
Comment by Sway
2008-04-18 17:52:24

The one thing that we women are suppose to inherently know how to do is raise children and we cant even get that right. There needs to be an IQ test pergormed to allow women to breed.

 
Comment by Ms Human
2007-12-03 17:31:52

Couples should do what ever suits them - this lot of posts make more sense then some of the others I have read! Some intelligent writing by some men here!
If men want to stay at home and that is what both people in the ralationship desire then so be it!
I would prefer to stay home with my children and for my husband to go to work - because that is what my ideal situation would be. I understand that feminism has made it possible for men to have this choice and that is a great step forward for men also!
When dick has children he may understand that it is the hardest job in the world- I know alot of men who are great at caring for their children when they are at home- and they admit that it is very hard and that going to work is like a nice big rest for them in comparison.

 
Comment by Luka
2007-07-08 02:24:20

No worries. I do grok what you meant. :-)

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-07 14:59:09

Luka said:

@Necro - I was asking the question out of interest because it is too frequently assumed that men don’t want to rear children, and would rather have a career (as you said, to support the family - earn the crust as it were), so I asked to find out if men did want to stay at home to raise children instead of a career.

I was trying to explain why some men would, but others wouldnt. Bit flimsy I suppose.

 
Comment by Luka
2007-07-07 09:14:28

@Necro - I was asking the question out of interest because it is too frequently assumed that men don’t want to rear children, and would rather have a career (as you said, to support the family - earn the crust as it were), so I asked to find out if men did want to stay at home to raise children instead of a career.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-07-07 09:01:27

Wrong Alex.

It just means the same “men” who would want to be babysitters are the ones who would be infaithful.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-07 08:16:32

Alex said:
@Evileddy- I wrote what I did under the assumption that the couple with children is married, and that both wanted to keep the child. In that case, why shouldn’t a father help to raise the child they both chose to have?

Don’t most women complain that they do the same work as men.. but get paid less?

Therefore.. the man should work to make enough money to provide for the whole family.

The man working is the best way to ensure his brood bio-unit ( aka a female ) has enough resources to nurture his child.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-07 07:52:45

Luka said:

I wonder, how many men here would prefer to stay at home and raise his own children rather than have a career? Do many men get such an option?
Just a thought.

From a psychological point of view, it’s understandable a man would want to work for his kids. Man has always been looked as the provider, the hunter (Yes female lions hunt, but we aren’t lions aren’t we).

Now Im not one for steriotypical ideas. A woman wants to work, go ahead. Good luck to you. Me and Dick don’t clash, FYI.

But primal instincts lead there. To us being the hunter and woman being the keeper.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-07-07 04:21:17

Luka said:

I wonder, how many men here would prefer to stay at home and raise his own children rather than have a career? Do many men get such an option?
Just a thought.

Well, at least we won’t run around crying all day that we’re being oppressed because we can’t be domestic-daddies.

 
Comment by Luka
2007-07-07 03:11:32

I can only think of one or two instances where my comment has been somehow deleted on this site - at most other times, I can post here without problem. I was completely banned from feministing.com because I argued that feminism needs to start taking into account the needs of men that are being neglected. I wasn’t trolling nor was I rude but I was offering another poing of view. They called me a troll, assumed I hated women and then banned my ip.

I agree that women have a difficult choice to make. However, I think the worst offender of condemnation towards women who juggle both children and work is in fact other women, not men.

I don’t buy that the pressures of family vs. career are entirely put upon a woman anymore than they are placed upon a man. I believe there is a stigma around a man staying at home looking after the children… it is assumed that he is a lazy bum that doesn’t want to work. There is also the stigma of a woman being a selfish cow because she leaves her children in daycare while she pursues a career. Are these assumptions fair in all situations?

I wonder, how many men here would prefer to stay at home and raise his own children rather than have a career? Do many men get such an option?
Just a thought.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-07-07 02:06:56

Female said:

KellyMac, you whined about feminist sites blocking comments, women going to work and putting their kids in daycare and feminism in general, and your kids crying when you go to work.

Whats so untrue about this Female? I have been on several feminists website. I posted facts like men making sacrifices ie. serving the nation in national service etc but all my posts were censored. Even on issues like Wimbledon… feminists call it a “triumph”… which is fucking bullshit. So really, care to tell us what is your point all about?

I am surprised I even had to point out all these to you, oh supercilious Kelly. You are obviously a better woman than I am.

Any woman who admits that feminism is a disease that has to be stamped out is better than you. I have read her page through the URL of her nick. While I disagree with certain issues, I concur that feminism is a plague thus i can conclude she > you.

 
Comment by Alex
2007-07-06 23:22:12

@ Son of the Suns- I don’t necessarily find any of the solutions I described to be ideal nor do I think everyone should live that way. What I do believe is that mothers should be able to work without being condemned. Fathers should be expected to play a significant part in child-rearing, and if a mother wants to work, there are ways she can do it and still be a good parent. Also, your suggestion that men would cheat if they stayed home to raise their kids, again, does not do much for the theory that men are better than women.

@Evileddy- I wrote what I did under the assumption that the couple with children is married, and that both wanted to keep the child. In that case, why shouldn’t a father help to raise the child they both chose to have?

@KellyMac- Evolutionary psychology is all well and good except for the fact that apparently it missed a few people. I know plenty of women who would be miserable if they had no career outside of being a housewife and mother, my mother and (once I’m of marrying age) myself included (although my mother did stay at home a few years for her children’s sake). I know men who don’t fit the caveman protector-and-provider stereotype either.

Men who had to work hard, long hours of manual labor decades/centuries ago did indeed have it bad. However, modern men (or at least educated modern men) can now pursue pretty much whatever career they choose, with the assumption that they can also be parents while someone else (their spouse) takes on almost all parenting responsibilities. For women who want a career it’s much more complicated, and they shouldn’t be attacked as “those selfish career women” for trying to find a balance between career and family. Yes, children always come before career, achievements, personal fulfillment, etc., but I see no reason for women to completely abandon those things if some solution can be found and the father can share in the responsibilities of parenting.

 
Comment by KellyMac
2007-07-06 22:19:33

Oh, I see. When you cite imagined slights to justify your views, it’s the same as when I state actual provable facts. Thanks for clearing that up.

 
Comment by Female
2007-07-06 22:10:16

KellyMac, you whined about feminist sites blocking comments, women going to work and putting their kids in daycare and feminism in general, and your kids crying when you go to work. I am surprised I even had to point out all these to you, oh supercilious Kelly. You are obviously a better woman than I am.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-07-06 15:59:29

Female said:

Just as you (and I) have been modded here, and at least in my case, had comments (serious ones) deleted in moderation by Dick here, many a time. It’s enough to make one do nothing but troll. Funny that.

Not happy? Leave.

 
Comment by KellyMac
2007-07-06 15:58:45

Alex said:

“Oh, that’s right. We have daycare centers raise our children. Those women whose careers are more important than their children, I wish would just get sterilized. ”

…Right. And should men who work long hours and neglect their children be sterilized as well? Why should the responsibilities of child-rearing be placed solely on the mother? I agree that placing children in daycare centers (especially at very young ages) for long periods of time is irresponsible parenting (if it can even be called parenting). But women face a tough decision that men don’t. Men are free to pursue whatever career they wish as well as experience the joys of parenting, while women are often made to choose or criticized for juggling both.

Both parents are responsible for the raising of their children. I believe that the mother should take a few years off from her career when her children are young, or have a family member watch after her child for a few hours a day if possible, or, *gasp*, maybe even the father could stay home while the mother works. If the child is brought up well and in a safe and loving environment, I don’t see any reason to condemn a mother for working. If you’re happy and fulfilled staying at home with your children, more power to you, but many women are not, just like many men wouldn’t be. Women are educated like men and have talents and abilities like men, and they should be able to pursue a career with them, if they need to do so to feel like their lives are meaningful. (This is, of course, within the parameters of good parenting. Children should be the first priority of both parents).

Contrary to your obvious belief, Alex, men and women are hardwired differently. Let me give you a little lesson in evolution. See, back in the caveman days, men did the hunting and the protecting since they were bigger and stronger and better at it, and women did the child-rearing and cavekeeping, because they needed the protection and they were better at it. So the men who showed those “manly” traits the strongest were the ones who had their pick of mates, and the women who showed those “womanly” traits the strongest were the ones who got picked. Seriously, can you imagine a cavewoman nagging her man to help clean the bones out of the cave or set the fire? She would have no man, no children. Thus were we selected to have those very traits today, because those were the people who re-produced.

And thus it has gone throughout history. Until feminism, that is. No one said child-rearing should be laid solely on the mother. That’s you putting words in my mouth. What I said was, “Those women whose careers are MORE IMPORTANT than their children, I wish would just get sterilized”. And actually, I think men whose careers are MORE IMPORTANT than their families shouldn’t have children, either.

The point is, we can’t “have it all”, nor should we. Life is not about the pursuit of the next pleasure or accomplishment. Especially once we have children. Do you think in the bad old days of “male oppression” men enjoyed spending 12 or 14 hours a day, 6 or 7 days a week, doing hard physical labor, never seeing their families, or even their homes in daylight? Of course they didn’t. But they did it anyway, because their family depended on them to do it. Oh, no, the poor woman had to take care of hearth and home. Big deal.

Men are not free to pursue any career they wish, even today. If a man has a family, or the mother of his children wants a change of pace and divorces him, he has to go to work at whatever will provide him a living and pay the child support. Believe it or not, that isn’t always his dream career. Seriously, don’t you think he’d rather work enough to live comfortably, and spend the rest of his time fishing (or playing video games or writing books or inventing, or what have you)?

The only thing I agree with you about is that one of the parents should take a few years off from their career when their children are young. Not necessarily the mother, although I do think that’s best. Except, of course, in the case of the crazy bitches who abuse and murder their children.

Oh, and for your information, my husband did stay home with our children for 5 years running a daycare business.

It isn’t about “being happy and fulfilled”. When you have children, life ceases to be about that. When you have children, life becomes about raising them to be the best people they can be, and making sure they have as little trauma as possible along the way. Believe me, knowing mommy cares more about her career that you is devastating. And kids know. I agree, dads should be there too. That’s why custody and child support laws should be changed to be fair to both parents, not favor the one with the boobies. But you know what? As a general rule, men do what they have to do to make it work. Women, as a general rule, do the same thing. Feminist men are all about kissing your ass to get between your legs. And feminist women are all about being “happy and fulfilled”, no matter the cost.

 
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