Women are Wild for Wombs!
Women and their aimless bullshit and prattling are like Chinese people in China. There’s like a billion of them, there’s new ones every day, and no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to count them all.
If you were going to count them though, you would have to start with one and one alone. The very seed and sole archetype of the shrill, sanctimonious feminine dogma:
Women make up for their constant drain on both society and man-patience because they can have babies.
Is this opposite day?
If having a baby made up for any kind of shit, then every man in the world could just roll a piano down the street instead of paying his taxes for the year (and the taxes of his wife).
“Hey. I took a shitload of resources from everyone else in the form of roads and standard of living this year.”
This mythical un-thinking man would say.
“But instead of producing anything for everyone else to enjoy, I’m just going to roll this super complicated thing down the street in a totally irresponsible way and let everyone deal with the ensuing cluster-fuck.”
Am I right here, men? Let me tell you that rolling a piano down the street will definitely get you arrested and that it will certainly not win you any medals of community service. Real or imaginary.
Also, caring for babies is the easiest job in the world. That’s why it doesn’t pay shit. Because it’s easy. It’s the only task that no human being has ever had to learn how to do. That and dig in the dirt.
Women can have babies. Great. That doesn’t make women better than men, that just makes them more dangerous. Dangerous like a kid with a hockey stick and a blindfold who some jackass has told is in a piñata store.
For anyone who doesn’t know what a piñata is, it would make the kid run around like crazy and bash the shit out of everything with absolutely no regard for consequences.
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of course it’s a good point dick.
Why the fuck do women once having a child think that they can just say “fuck it” to life and just cash it all in and hang up the boots of any shred of usefullness?
Look women having a baby isn’t painful compared to what men have to go through their whole life so for that women I say: Fuck off and quit complaining because you have it really fucking easy so I would’nt be gloating how you can push a small sized watermelon out your pussy.
Look I’ve seen some shit online where chicks stick fruit and watermelons and plastic babies and other round objects up there glory holes and then push them back out again all without any crying or screaming whatsoever, which leads me to believe that so-called childbirth is a goddamned walk in the park and women are just making a big deal out of it so they can use that as the most ovverated cop out phrase of all time: I don’t have to do that because: I had a baby. or Iknow everything because I had a baby OR Having a baby is the most painful thing in the world, apart from actually having to work, everyday for most of the day for most of your life like men do.
I think that “having a baby” is the most ovverated cop-out that women use to validate themselves on the planet from day to day.
Why don’t women do something more strenuous for more than 20 minutes of their entire lives, because honestly having a baby doesn’t taking fucking 4 to 8 to 1000 hours to have women so shut the fuck up youre fooling anyone it takes like 20 minutes of your entire life, Earth to women: BIG FUCKING DEAL YOU INCONSIDERATE BITCHES!
getting trashed is fun.
you should try it.
you might be little nicer.
hahaha
never mind thats impossible.
@DICKTORIA
If Dick wanted to be a journalist, he would have been a journalist.
He became a published author instead.
You’re a woman, so you don’t know what that means because you think going out and “getting trashed” is some kind of achievement.
Aim higher, cunt.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
hey dick,
your articles are bullshit,
basically if you break it down its all just fancy metaphors, and half of the facts arent true,
im sorry you cant be a real journalist,
maybe if you were as smart and clever as a woman.
You would be!
Yall are dumb
The one thing that we women are suppose to inherently know how to do is raise children and we cant even get that right. There needs to be an IQ test pergormed to allow women to breed.
Couples should do what ever suits them - this lot of posts make more sense then some of the others I have read! Some intelligent writing by some men here!
If men want to stay at home and that is what both people in the ralationship desire then so be it!
I would prefer to stay home with my children and for my husband to go to work - because that is what my ideal situation would be. I understand that feminism has made it possible for men to have this choice and that is a great step forward for men also!
When dick has children he may understand that it is the hardest job in the world- I know alot of men who are great at caring for their children when they are at home- and they admit that it is very hard and that going to work is like a nice big rest for them in comparison.
No worries. I do grok what you meant. :-)
I was trying to explain why some men would, but others wouldnt. Bit flimsy I suppose.
@Necro - I was asking the question out of interest because it is too frequently assumed that men don’t want to rear children, and would rather have a career (as you said, to support the family - earn the crust as it were), so I asked to find out if men did want to stay at home to raise children instead of a career.
Wrong Alex.
It just means the same “men” who would want to be babysitters are the ones who would be infaithful.
Don’t most women complain that they do the same work as men.. but get paid less?
Therefore.. the man should work to make enough money to provide for the whole family.
The man working is the best way to ensure his brood bio-unit ( aka a female ) has enough resources to nurture his child.
From a psychological point of view, it’s understandable a man would want to work for his kids. Man has always been looked as the provider, the hunter (Yes female lions hunt, but we aren’t lions aren’t we).
Now Im not one for steriotypical ideas. A woman wants to work, go ahead. Good luck to you. Me and Dick don’t clash, FYI.
But primal instincts lead there. To us being the hunter and woman being the keeper.
Well, at least we won’t run around crying all day that we’re being oppressed because we can’t be domestic-daddies.
I can only think of one or two instances where my comment has been somehow deleted on this site - at most other times, I can post here without problem. I was completely banned from feministing.com because I argued that feminism needs to start taking into account the needs of men that are being neglected. I wasn’t trolling nor was I rude but I was offering another poing of view. They called me a troll, assumed I hated women and then banned my ip.
I agree that women have a difficult choice to make. However, I think the worst offender of condemnation towards women who juggle both children and work is in fact other women, not men.
I don’t buy that the pressures of family vs. career are entirely put upon a woman anymore than they are placed upon a man. I believe there is a stigma around a man staying at home looking after the children… it is assumed that he is a lazy bum that doesn’t want to work. There is also the stigma of a woman being a selfish cow because she leaves her children in daycare while she pursues a career. Are these assumptions fair in all situations?
I wonder, how many men here would prefer to stay at home and raise his own children rather than have a career? Do many men get such an option?
Just a thought.
Whats so untrue about this Female? I have been on several feminists website. I posted facts like men making sacrifices ie. serving the nation in national service etc but all my posts were censored. Even on issues like Wimbledon… feminists call it a “triumph”… which is fucking bullshit. So really, care to tell us what is your point all about?
Any woman who admits that feminism is a disease that has to be stamped out is better than you. I have read her page through the URL of her nick. While I disagree with certain issues, I concur that feminism is a plague thus i can conclude she > you.
@ Son of the Suns- I don’t necessarily find any of the solutions I described to be ideal nor do I think everyone should live that way. What I do believe is that mothers should be able to work without being condemned. Fathers should be expected to play a significant part in child-rearing, and if a mother wants to work, there are ways she can do it and still be a good parent. Also, your suggestion that men would cheat if they stayed home to raise their kids, again, does not do much for the theory that men are better than women.
@Evileddy- I wrote what I did under the assumption that the couple with children is married, and that both wanted to keep the child. In that case, why shouldn’t a father help to raise the child they both chose to have?
@KellyMac- Evolutionary psychology is all well and good except for the fact that apparently it missed a few people. I know plenty of women who would be miserable if they had no career outside of being a housewife and mother, my mother and (once I’m of marrying age) myself included (although my mother did stay at home a few years for her children’s sake). I know men who don’t fit the caveman protector-and-provider stereotype either.
Men who had to work hard, long hours of manual labor decades/centuries ago did indeed have it bad. However, modern men (or at least educated modern men) can now pursue pretty much whatever career they choose, with the assumption that they can also be parents while someone else (their spouse) takes on almost all parenting responsibilities. For women who want a career it’s much more complicated, and they shouldn’t be attacked as “those selfish career women” for trying to find a balance between career and family. Yes, children always come before career, achievements, personal fulfillment, etc., but I see no reason for women to completely abandon those things if some solution can be found and the father can share in the responsibilities of parenting.
Oh, I see. When you cite imagined slights to justify your views, it’s the same as when I state actual provable facts. Thanks for clearing that up.
KellyMac, you whined about feminist sites blocking comments, women going to work and putting their kids in daycare and feminism in general, and your kids crying when you go to work. I am surprised I even had to point out all these to you, oh supercilious Kelly. You are obviously a better woman than I am.
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