Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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November 26th, 2007 at 5:19 am - IP Man-Hash: e26ca77fcef8d
That is correct
January 6th, 2008 at 7:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
men create drama
January 6th, 2008 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
Girly-girls have to spam up forums that they do not like with nonsensical banter because they are too stupid to see past their own shallow whims. Whoop, did a genocide just happen? I don’t want that sad stuff, I waa see Britney piss herself on live TV!
January 26th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
now you resort to a complete lie to justify more hate against women. You arent logical, you arent truthful, youre just a liar.
February 1st, 2008 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37c9222a7bed0
Women are inferior to men in every way because they have evolved being cared for by men who had to become stronger, faster,smarter and all round better at everything in order to stay alive, care for, defend and keep their females ( yes.. plural. every culture at some stage had several women as mates per man) so theve been babied and looked after like children since creation. its not your fault your inferior, just evolution.. its fact…. theres a reason every sport and competition is split into sexes. the brutal truth is, that if we didnt need women to reproduce… you all would have been exterminated during some crusade in the middle ages if not sooner.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
We do? A woman I know recently nearly put herself and her male friend into a serious car accident. She was upset because he didn’t say ‘hi’ when he got into the car, he asked her a question about something. I’m sure every Man on this site has had a similar experience ‘woman was on her rag’, ‘woman was emotionally distrought’, ‘woman was going through hormonal changes due to a pregnancy’ and blahsity fucking blah.
She nearly got him hospitalized and would have ended up spending thousands of dollars in car repair because her psycho-emotional, bleeding heart, tantrum throwin’ ass, babble bullshit required a ‘hi’ when he entered the vehicle…
… and men create drama?
Bitch please.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d361f6c058cc7
The stories about strong men being taken down by immoral and selfish women are legion.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
You create drama.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 540f66d71589a
Hell yeah women can’t take fucking pain.
Women ALWAYS use the “we make babies” shit-argument about pain or about “working” or about how they contribute to dealing-with-the-world’s-shit.
Pretty soon we (smart scientist men, not women) will be able to grow babies in test tubes. It is coming, and when it does, the traditional “woman” will lose her only power grip in life: making babies (or being fucked by men; which exists to make babies)
April 9th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: af2d6acb00bc9
So . . . women and pain? Men and pain? Who the fuck cares? We all experience pain. This is a pointless argument. Circumcision’s a bitch, but it happens when you are a baby. It’s not something that you remember later in life in a flashback and cry about it. As far as childbirth - you gotta think that anything that makes you gain a shitload of weight for 9 months and then that comes out of a tiny fucking hole is an ordeal. I see women argue that they can take pain better than men and it’s such a dumb point. Blanket statements are for people who don’t weigh other possibilities. And that is ignorance.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b03df12c598d
I have one thing to add: Pregnant women who are comatose still give birth to their young. What skill, what conscious thought, what profound sacrifice is that?
April 11th, 2008 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa12c7e27c6bd
um WHAT? Women are not cheating whores!! Every boy I have met in my life is an SCA aka. Shallow Cheating Asshole!! Shallow for only caring about big boobs!! Cheating because they have 2 or more girlfriends at once!! And Asshole for the 2 reasons stated before!! and we are not weak!! try child birth sometime before you call us weak u SCA’s!!
April 12th, 2008 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Posting on a site such as this with opinions none of us give a shit about creates drama. Congratulations, you’re an attention whore.
April 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 1153fee057aef
and you women watch it on young and the restless, that fits in with the condo building and you wenches lap that shit up. rock on dick.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 3809686307f53
I have no intention of ever having kids, so clearly I’m not looking to use pregnancy as some sort of escape from working. I’m 21 and have been employed since I was 17 when I joined the Army and I’m training to be an Officer. I don’t give a shit about designer clothes, and I don’t expect to “sponge” off of any man. I’m not a man-hater either; I appreciate/love men, but I’m not a whore in any sense of the word….I’m quite obviously a woman, I have the anatomy to prove it, but none of this BS seems to apply to me…
April 13th, 2008 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 3809686307f53
So go fuck a dog then =)
April 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb3f0c5869df6
Sounds like you’re just telling people to come fuck you.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: c371f377c1c84
Fact:
Woman hit man…she walks away with it.
Man hit woman…he goes to jail.
Now don’t get me wrong here,i know man have usually have more strength than woman and im not talking about the guy knocking the fuck out of her,but about him hitting her with the same amount of power.
Also it is seen has morally wrong for a guy to hit a woman,but funny if a woman hits or slap a man…what the fuck is that shit???
May 14th, 2008 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71a382d699673
Women always have cats ! They are so stupid they dont realize their cat pisses on everything in the house,they have no idea the house smells like piss or cat dander because of their cat,Unlike DOGS,a man’s best friend…..A man goes over a cat owning woman’s house ,he KNOWS its going to smell before he walks in the door.She tries and cover it up with plug in febreeze = Ponder that!
Heres another example ,here in NJ its illegal to talk on the cellphone and drive ,women STILL do it! Why?Because they dont care about LAWS and people’s wellfare on the road.Thats why men get into accidents ,trying to avoid car drving women another reason why men are better.