Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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Hey guys one way to see if women are what they say they are is to leave them in the wild at a prehistoric time period. Then we see who is superior.easy
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
Wow! Really? I can’t imagine any woman in the world whining more than you do–even when giving birth!
It’s medication time for you I think.
Yes, keep them drugged up. That is the only way you can have any advantage over them.
I think you know we can keep you quiet and have advantage over you, we just choose not to. Which is then taken advantage of by most nagging fucks like yourself. You’re a perfect example of why men are driven to striking out at women. Best course of action stay away from parasites like you, after we’ve fucked you. Easy enough, just give the impression you have a chance to latch on and leech. Then the inevitable.
‘HE USED ME’
No, he just stopped you from using him. Fuck off you parasitic hag, go join your coven.
Hit me so I can sue you and have another way to get even more of your paycheck. Yes, you might hit me—-once.
If I lowered myself to that level, once would be enough. Luckily for you, on that score I definately don’t see women as my equal. I would however defend myself against you, as I would a man.
I already assumed that you had hit a woman before. Doesn’t surprise me a bit and luckily, it doesn’t concern me either.
Did you read my comment and jumble it with your femine intuition? Haven’t hit a woman, wouldn’t hit a woman except in self defence. Is that easier for you to understand? Retard.
@er: Haven’t you forgotten one thing? Your equality. Men generally show each other respect, even when we don’t actually have any for each other BECAUSE of the possibilty of violence.
Women on the other hand, still play on the fact it’s still socially unacceptable for men to strike a woman, despite that equality and still run off at the mouth in the hope she can get him agry enough to strike out.
What better way to have him removed form his own home? What better way to have him kept from his children? What better way to get the judge onside in a divorce court? Women don’t just falsely accuse men of rape, the use every devious method open to them to gain from men. FACT
Now fuck off you feminist parasite.
Hey “explosive restraint”
insead of hitting you why dont I shit on you – then youll at lest have my shit.
And instead of parasite you can call yourself a shit-battle.
It’s suckling time for you to type, infants can’t use the computer too much, not good for growth
Okay, as long as you don’t start whining when it is time to pay the child support. Oh! It hurts, right?
I watched my woman give birth….. she was a trooper. Most of the contractions are like the pain you get after eating a bad curry. Cramps, wind etc etc. The only real pain came when she had to pop our little darling through her pussy (which for the record I’ll never see the same way again….why they force men to be present at birth is a mystery to me. The bitch Germaine greer may have somethig to do with it). Anyway, the obvious pain strcken wails were not any louder than the ones I managed to keep inside and to myself after trying to pass a big giant dump on the john in my own time after taking too many pain killers (which cause constipation in heavy doses) due to my woman “accidentally” breaking my wrist with our frying pan because she was having an acceptable (time of the month) hissy fit.
Nonethesless, as the strong willed, determined, steafast and forgiving man that I am (just like us all) I said nothing, took it in my man stride & absorbed the relentless bitching and moaning that my woman presented…. (as they do on a daily basis). End of story, as much as they like to say they can handle more pain than us and ridicule us with cries of “man cold” after we have suffered with longer hours of work, dealines and man stuff in general before we even give a snifflel whislt they lounge at home with PJ’s on and their fav movie when they’re sick they can never take away one thing….. the cock is representative of giving…. the vagina is represenatitive of receiving only. In other words a cock can fuck but a vagina can only be fucked and a vagina can only deliver a child if it has indeed been fucked by a cock.
Agreed.Feminists love to shame men saying “you wouldnt be here if it werent for a woman” yea we know cunts.But ,reading the comment by alan you illiterates can educate yourselves ,both men and women are responsible for birth.
Hypocrite.
“we men agree that both men and women are responsible for birth giving”
yet, you think men are better than women
yeah yeah, other fields huh? so whats the point of you bashing her points??
it’s like, we together won a poem writing competition, I INITIATED IT, so, i get the prize
@Alan: I hear you mate. I was present at all three of mine. I personally think men have been ‘encouraged’ (manipulated) to be present at the birth as it undoubtedly gives women more power over men afterwards. Want proof? Try and tell your ‘beloved’ you’ll be present the old way, outside the delivery room. Watch how manipulative she’ll get then.
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are you fucking kidding me? everyone’s fucking equal, you pathetic excuse for a human being…
um, dudet right?
Totally. Only a woman (or pathetic mangina) tries to convince herself AND OTHERS that “everyone is equal”.
As if there is no point in having GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE medals at the olympics….. and just because a woman has the same “opportunities” as a man, she will CRY and SHAME and WHINE when she doesn’t get the same RESULTS.
There is a reason ONE man makes $300,000 a year and another makes $30,000 and its NOT because we are fucking “equal”.
The way to tell a woman that she is NOT FUCKING CLOSE TO “equal” with men…. is by explaining MEN ARE NOT EVEN EQUAL TO EACH OTHER.
Someone had better un-brainwash these stupid cunts NOW.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Is a woman “EQUALLY” willing to date a man who makes $29,000 as she is at dating a man who makes $290,000?????
Is a woman “EQUALLY” willing to MARRY a man (“for love”) who makes $29,000 as she is at MARRYING a man (“for love”) who makes $290,000?????
Are women EQUALLY willing to pay child support and vagainamony when the marriage fails through no fault of their own?????
THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WOMEN DOING TRYING TO PRETEND THEY ARE “EQUAL” TO MEN?
Punto Finito.
Seriously. I actually feel sorry for the fellas out there making huge salaries. They’re going to get fucked way harder than I did, or would in the future if I was dumb enough to do it over.
Oh yeah!!! NO DOUBT about it.
FACT: It doesn’t matter what you “EARN”… what MATTERS –>> is what’s jingling in your pocket at the end of the year.
Women don’t get this.
That’s why women never want to know what you SAVE…. they always want to know what you EARN and are willing to SPEND.
There are men out there who make 3X what I do, and have NOTHING left to put in their 401Ks at the end of the year…. while I save more money annually than 98% of Americans.
And they all have their wives to thank for it.
Poor guys. :(
Here is a tip for all the men out there.
NEVER take a woman “out for dinner” until she has done something SPECIAL – for YOU.
Buy YOURSELF a nice pair of shoes instead.
NEVER spend more than $40 on a date. One drink MAYBE two (if you’re having fun with her) and that’s it.
She has already made up her mind to fuck you by the time she put her lips down to the glass…. you don’t need to do ANY more than that. A woman who expects you to jumps through hoops beyond that is NEVER going to be worth your time…. neither is her vagina.
BUY YOURSELF A FANCY WATCH YOU ALWAYS WANTED, INSTEAD.
Or a nice car.
I live alone and have two cars.
One Exotic.
I don’t need to buy women ANYTHING. They are creaming for a ride everywhere I go.
The amount of money the average man will spend on women, taking them out, buying drinks, paying cover charge, movie, dinner, valet, gas, parking, popcorn = what a fucking NIGHTMARE.
That guy can spend it ALL on himself and he will have problems getting RID of women for LIFE.
The only problem????????
Women don’t LIKE it.
So fucking what.
Think yourself lucky you got wise to them prior to being snared Chris. Keep control of your emotions and avoid the baby trap, you’ll have it made.
Any guy makes the first mistake by assuming that women are even capable of love.
They’re not. They are only capable of instinctive reactive mechanical behaviour that they think is ‘love’. Get the fuck out of here.
Love is a male trait.
Bob: I have to say with what I’ve seen so far, I’d agree 100%. If they love anything it’s themselves.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
Its funny men will take good care of the female dog who breeds them, only for that reason she must be a goddess if she bred superman or supermen. His dog woof woof is do darn great because his pet bit a woman he met or had children with so superman copies the dog who bred him and bites the woman she bites. His female dog is mans best friend because she bred superman and his own dog has him on the leash as he thinks the female dog who bred him is as good as he is because she taught him to bite the women or woman they both think is not good enough for superman and mans best female friend. His pet dog who bred him. Hes the pick of the litter.
Howl Wonderful.
Wooferiffic.
Your a Fucking retarted assfuck who has probably never read anything to it’s completion and should be shot
Just like a stupid cunt to accuse a man of not reading anything to it’s completion while forgetting to put a fucking PERIOD on the end of your sentence.
Dumb bitch.
You’re. Dumb bitch.
Shot??? why him, not you???
How can you posses “a”? Also, what the hell is a “retart”?
It is unfortunate that women have a horrid habit of using the pain of childbirth as a catchall argument / debate winner. It is used as a tool to assume some form of superiority over men. This is a complete crock.
The plain fact is that pain is a natural result of labor, women do not sit there and suddenly think “You know what, i am so rock hard bruce lee tough i am going to activate a crap load of nerves in my body and cause me a shit load of pain. That will make me better than a man!”. No.
What happens is a woman is in a situation the result of which is a child, the process of which includes a lot of pain. Other than medicating the pain away, women really have no choice in the whole ‘pain’ situation. It is just there and ya gotta suck it up. You don’t do it because you are super tough or better than men, you simply have no choice.
Any human being when placed in a pain filled situation has no choice (besides medication) but to endure it. Broken legs, shattered spines, the list could go on.
The sad fact is that women use the argument of the pain of childbirth as a tool with which to try to get one over men. Men are unable to experience labor. Women know this so they take the sensations they feel during this process and assure us that we as men are too weak to ever deal with this level of pain and that makes them better than us.
Sorry ladies but you ain’t special, anybody could do what you do. So give up the act.
THE PUSSY IS WORTH IT YOU FAGGOTS
Well that’s your biggest mistake, wimp.
And what the hookers (I mean whimmin) are counting on.
Grow a fucking pair, or we could certainly be “faggots” long enough for you to suck our cocks.
Bitch, Fuck you! You keep telling yourself that. How the fuck is “pussy” (some meat on a bone) worth anything more than a nut, you stupid muthafucka. Just because we see pussy for what it is don’t go calling us faggots you walking pile of skunk shit. Because we still get our fair share of hoes(I know like hell I do), and still won’t fall for the extra bullshit that many of them try to pull. So you keep being a bitch and let us men be men, shitbox.
My Marital House Bitch does a pretty good job with the kid, and hasn’t managed to burn our fucking house down yet. It is a nice healthy “She gives me head, I take it” relationship. My ex House Bitch however, was always claiming she was in pain…
“My back hurts”
“My legs hurt”
“My twat hurts”
“I can’t get a job because…”
“I can’t cook because…”
“Gimme your paycheck”
“me me me”
“I have a mind of my own ya know…”
My thought: What the fuck did I do in a past life to deserve this bullshit?
I did the noble thing though, I left the pill poppin bitch her painkillers when I cleared everything outta the house, while she was drugged on the couch. She’s lucky. I’m usually not so merciful.
I did that to a bitch once. Except instead of clearing everything everything out of my house but the ice cube trays and moving out…… I kicked the bitch to the curb and threw the ice cube trays from the freezer at her on the way out.
Fucking mansome.
i hate lazy women period.. don’t fucking ask me a bunch of questions! Don’t try and hook me up with your fucking shallow friends. Almost all women are greedy money hungry bitches. i just want a nice girl that i can get along with.. i can read a bitch from a mile away, but why are they all attracted to me. there is good girls out there, but good luck finding one. women are giving equal rights now, how bought letting them pay for something? one thing i hate is women that let the men pay for everything. if you see me i am only looking at you as a piece of ass not person! women ruined me a truly hate them
Um…. women don’t LET you pay for things.
THEY EXPECT you to pay for things.
Including pussy.
That’s why every woman you have ever met is a whore.
“….there are good girls out there,
but good luck finding one.”
Who told you there are good girls out there???
The girls themselves? And you believed them?
That’s the first mistake right there.
NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT WOMEN “SAY”.
ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY DO.
As soon as you accept all of these truths,
you won’t be angry about it anymore.
All women are whores.
And everybody knows it.
Fuck em and chuck ‘em
and don’t give them what they want.
Solved.
Chris, you’re so gay. Why don’t you just come out already?
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants
SWINE MOTHER FUCKERS
IF IT WASNT FOR US WHORES.YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, OR FELT WARM WET PUSSY,
IT IS YOUR JOB AS A MAN TO CATER TO OUR EVERY NEED, AND IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF A MAN AT ALL,YOU WOULDNT MIND IT. DO THIS FOR ME,
IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT US WHORES. YOU WOULD HAVE TO LOOK NEXT TO YOUR SIDE AND SEE WHO? HARRY LARRY SCRATCHING HIS ASS , BELCHING, SMELLING LIKE BALL SWEAT AND ENGINE OIL ASKING ,” HEY MAN YOU WANT A BEER?” WHERE YOU GONNA STICK YOUR DICK THEN? WOMEN DESERVE YOUR MONEY, RESPECT, AND TIME CUZ WITHOUT US YOU WOULD HAVE LARRY.
THERE ARE NO GOOD WOMEN OUT THERE, YOUR RIGHT, WE CAME FROM EVE, SHE HAD ADAM HER DOG ON THE LEASH, PLANNING PLOTTING,& DOING FOR WHAT MADE HER FEEL GOOD, AND I AGREE THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL,
SO ARE MAN.
BUT WHAT DOES GENDER HAVE TO DO WITH IT. ADAM AND EVE DIDNT LISTEN TO GOD ATE THE FRUIT AND CREATED SIN,
SO ALL AND ALL WE AS HUMANS ARE ALL SELFISH SELF CENTERED HUMAN BEING AND WE SEE AN OPPORTUNITIE TO TAKE, OR COME UP, OR CUM UP, WE DO THAT. WE JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE LIKE FUCKING EACH OTHER, HUMANS ARE ALWAYS COMPETING SO 1 DONT GET ONE UP SOOOOO WHEN YOU HATEA BITCH, JUST KNOW WE HATEA U BUT WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT
WHORES OR
SWINE MOTHER FUCKERS
SWINE MOTHER FUCKERS
IF IT WASNT FOR US WHORES.YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, OR FELT WARM WET PUSSY,
IT IS YOUR JOB AS A MAN TO CATER TO OUR EVERY NEED, AND IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF A MAN AT ALL,YOU WOULDNT MIND IT. DO THIS FOR ME,
IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT US WHORES. YOU WOULD HAVE TO LOOK NEXT TO YOUR SIDE AND SEE WHO? HARRY LARRY SCRATCHING HIS ASS , BELCHING, SMELLING LIKE BALL SWEAT AND ENGINE OIL ASKING ,” HEY MAN YOU WANT A BEER?” WHERE YOU GONNA STICK YOUR DICK THEN? WOMEN DESERVE YOUR MONEY, RESPECT, AND TIME CUZ WITHOUT US YOU WOULD HAVE LARRY.
THERE ARE NO GOOD WOMEN OUT THERE, YOUR RIGHT, WE CAME FROM EVE, SHE HAD ADAM HER DOG ON THE LEASH, PLANNING PLOTTING,& DOING FOR WHAT MADE HER FEEL GOOD, AND I AGREE THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL,
SO ARE MAN.
BUT WHAT DOES GENDER HAVE TO DO WITH IT. ADAM AND EVE DIDNT LISTEN TO GOD ATE THE FRUIT AND CREATED SIN,
SO ALL AND ALL WE AS HUMANS ARE ALL SELFISH SELF CENTERED HUMAN BEING AND WE SEE AN OPPORTUNITIE TO TAKE, OR COME UP, OR CUM UP, WE DO THAT. WE JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE LIKE FUCKING EACH OTHER, HUMANS ARE ALWAYS COMPETING SO 1 DONT GET ONE UP SOOOOO WHEN YOU HATEA BITCH, JUST KNOW WE HATEA U BUT WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT
WHORES OR
SWINE MOTHER FUCKERS
Nice use of capitalization… fail.
You fucking cunts need to learn grammar before you attempt to sway us with your nonsensical babble. Caps don’t help. I jerk off every day and it feels just as good as your “warm wet pussy”. In fact, there are a million things I could fuck that feel just as good as the hole between your whore legs.
@ ‘ARIN’ -
Dear lord, are you ever dumb.
I’m simply amazed!
Too long, didn’t read. Next time you decide to rant, take caps lock off and, use proper grammar, punctuation, etc.
And learn how to spell you jaded prick.
I agree and disagree. Women can be dumb bitches when it comes to how they treat their man. Most of them often glorify accomplishments like childbirth because they have no priorities outside of family. Which is good because it compensates for their mate’s focal point on the act of reproducing.
Having 2 children myself, I know the pain of pregnancy and labor well enough and hell yes it hurts. HOWEVER, it’s WAY easier than putting up with a self righteous bitch for 40 weeks and then being blamed for all her problems while financially supporting her and her disgusting eating habits.
I love a good manly man, but I think somewhere along the line women lost the perspective that it’s a GOOD thing that men are occasionally vulgar, aggressive, and intelligent while simultaneously providing you with safety, security, and love (which is obviously & consistently stated through their actions so stop wondering if they love you.) Somehow, this equality of the sexes bullshit has been taken WAY out of context.
I think a “taken” man who has to live out his fantasies in his mind is either too kinky or with a pathetic excuse of a woman. I think a man who is chastised for “not listening” or being “insensitive” or a “horny dog” is being oppressed and abused. MEN ARE NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! Understanding, acceptance, showing appreciation, and sharing love are essential to a relationship, and with men it’s pretty simple.
Get a job and make your own money, love, nurture, and educate your children and turn off the TV, make him dinner so he comes home to something delicious, BITCH TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS instead of bitching at him because he will never grow a vagina so he can better “understand your feelings”, give him a blow job regularly because it’s ESSENTIAL to his self esteem, take a f’in aspirin before he comes home if you have a headache, sleep naked every night, PUT DOWN THE F”IN TWINKIES!, and shut the f* up while he’s playing poker, watching football/CNN, or wants to talk about why you’d look hot bent over the couch in a mini skirt. And if it still doesn’t work out, admit the fact that children NEED THEIR FATHER!
Men are not banks, and not all women are lazy, whining bitches. Emulating the disappointing behavior of the partners you’ve had will only attract people with the same attributes. Here’s an idea, every time you have the urge to bitch, stuff his dick in your mouth so you can’t talk. And every time he starts complaining that your job is easy, go on vacation for a couple weeks.
My final statement is this; when I get hurt, my man will adorn me with pity and attention because it makes me happy. And because I put a genuine amount of effort into making HIM happy, he has no problem entertaining my silly femininity. Let men be men and women be women, but do it well and always with consideration for your partner’s needs in mind. Screw maturity, brains, and wisdom. Live with your heart, and keep your head screwed on tight.
I love you.
When you men stop whinning and obtain some maturity, brains, and wisdom, perhaps your dick will be appealing to the women of the world. For now, wallow is your pathetic justifications which are most likely followed by a jerk off session.
Why are you pretending that “maturity, brains and wisdom” is the deciding factor in whether or not a man gets laid??
While you’re thinking that one over, just remind yourself…. when a man jerks off, at least his fantasies are going EXACTLY THE WAY HE WANTS THEM TO.
That’s almost NEVER true about their girlfriends or wives.
Think about it.
Chris, your masturbation is a SIN that is sending you to Hell. Repent. Ask the Lord Jesus Christ to be your Saviour.
Find a good Bible-believing Church (avoid false-gospel churches like the Roman Catholic, Jehovah Witness, Mormon). Join a Men’s Bible Study and learn to trust Jesus. It will be the most manly thing you’ll ever do.
Fucking your sister and daughter is infinitely more fun than masturbating. But even when I DO…. at least I know my fantasies will ALWAYS go the way I want them to.
Men NEVER say that about the women they are with, because they are so busy being all thumbs stumbling over themselves to to make “HER” dreams come true.
Women can’t do that themselves.
That’s why they rely on men for that.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
You look pretty with my nuts splayed across your nose. Hold that, I’m about to arc my glob.
Chris likes incest and pedophilia? WTF?
That. is sick.
omg: Idiot!! Chris is talking about his sister, hes answering HW
well-stated Brother in Christ
Shut up, you heretic cracker.
@ Henry Westin
Are you fucking serious? GTFO. No room for your horseshit here, or anywhere, you loony.
Get a fucking life!
Hahahaha. Look at you, pretending you give a fuck about maturity,brains,or wisdom. I’ve never gotten laid because I’m intelligent. Being hung like a horse,however, has gotten me laid more times than I can count.
You should have stopped at “I’ve never gotten laid” That part someone actually may buy.
READ THIS, IT IS IMPORTANT! Feminists will go to hell. They believe that women are better than men(Talk about me wanting to rape them until they can’t walk). The people that are talking about equality must know that equality was established since the beginning of time. Women only just have to submit themselves to men, because men are the workers. Feminists kind of invented chauvinism becoming more popular, because for every feminist there is, I try to spread the word and convince men to be chauvinists. For every feminist: if you don’t respect men, you are fucked and your mind is screwed. Peace bitches.
The Bible pinpoints the sin nature of “men” like Chris, Dick M. et al.
Psalm 36:1 The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes.
2 For he flattereth himself in his own eyes, until his iniquity be found to be hateful.
3 The words of his mouth are iniquity and deceit: he hath left off to be wise, and to do good.
4 He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himself in a way that is not good; he abhorreth not evil.
Acts 2:38 Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Hallowed Be Thy Name.