Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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Women aren’t complicated, they’re just fucking stupid. I guess that having two X-chromosomes somehow prevents logic from being formed in their inadequate minds.
They’re not complicated because we can’t figure them out trying to guess what they want, because most of the time women don’t even know what they want.
Here here
-Gentlemen, look upon the enemy and realize -
Lola said:
Men are good for 2 things.
Garbage and recycling.
-Women are good for neither, except for recycling their children for stem cells I suppose.
Thought I was going to say sex? Horseshit. 99% of you don’t know your cock from your elbow, let alone a vagina.
-They aren’t that complicated, many women just like to think that they are, much like many women like to think that “they’re “complicated as well. Get over it, you’re not, most of you will take the path of least resistance the first chance you get. Many of you refuse to accept the simple fact that you even made a mistake. Most of you refuse to accept any responsibility for your own actions. However your Misandry does shine, and I respect that at least.-
Your sperm isn’t any fucking use anymore either, with the population issues we face.
Kindly shut your hairy face, suck in your fat beer belly, pull up your drooping pants to cover up your hairy ass, and take out the garbage, vermin.
-Please get your fat ass off the couch, stop watching Oprah, and try to look at reality. Reality is that you don’t run the world and you never will, you don’t have the drive to. All you’re going to do is sit there and bitch about it.-
-Strength and Honor-
I’d be distraught too. If held to attempted infanticide and facing steep years in the slammer.
Ooops. I’m a man. I’d get privileged exemption from the abolition of the death penalty, as a special favour, just 4 me. Then again, I’d never either could (obviously) or would put myself in that situation nor resort to stealthily attempting infanticide while being stupid enough to think no one would notice someone eerily conspicuous in their absence after a good few moths of evolving pregnancy, should I be faced with the situation, in reductio ad absurdum.
Be my guest. That’s a moderation free haven for ranting.
Hell, one could defendably write this one off as a rare occurrence, an exception to the rule.
Abhortion, though, is statistically quite another matter. The daily genocide nobody give a fuck about. Literally.
Sonyad, I have to go to work..running late as usual. I would like to continue this discussion but may take it to your blog because the moderation that Dick does here is no guarantee that any or all of my responses will be displayed.
Bullshit, Female. I suppose no sane man or woman would ever rape, either. Or kill. Or maim.
No one who ever wronged another human being so terribly, an innocent human being - what person is more so than a new born? - is responsible or to be held accountable for his or her actions, right? They must have been temporarily insane to have perpetrated such heinous acts, obviously.
It’s the society at large’s fault for some stupid nutter doing shit like this, right? Or the parents’ fault. At the very least the strict husband’s.
Weren’t you advocating summary emasculation of any and all men deemed rapists, a while back?
Seems you’re gender biased in blatant favouritism of women. What a monumental surprise… Didn’t foresee this one coming.
By implication, are you suggesting women are weak, feeble, devoid of character and fortitude?
Prone to suggestibility?
Lack any free will of their selves?
Would stoop so low as this, in amorality?
Are not to be accountable as superior members of society, endowed with cognitive ability, knowledge of good and evil and free will, are?
Should be reprimanded, or rather not, in lenient concordance with the veridicity of these assertions?
When they say distraught, they would mean psychologically impaired. Either she did it because she had postnatal depression or the consequences of others finding out she was pregnant were too much for her to handle (ie, strict parents or husband) or she was raped and too ashamed to let others know she was pregnant, or she has an intellectual disability or psychological disorder. In either of these cases, what good do you think punishing her further through pressing charges would have?
No woman in a sound state of mind would give birth and then bury an infant in the absence of other mitigating factors. One thing is clear, she obviously felt there was no other option or no one else or services to turn to for help or support. Widen your sphere of blame, Dutch.
Geez, I wonder what she did to turn off her “lovers” so much?
Maybe there’s a way of explaining her sexual discontent, especially the absence of adequate pussy stimulation: LACK OF INCENTIVE!
Men are good for 2 things.
Garbage and recycling.
Thought I was going to say sex? Horseshit. 99% of you don’t know your cock from your elbow, let alone a vagina.
Your sperm isn’t any fucking use anymore either, with the population issues we face.
Kindly shut your hairy face, suck in your fat beer belly, pull up your drooping pants to cover up your hairy ass, and take out the garbage, vermin.
The part where they say “We are thinking about pressing charges” really gets me.
If it were a man who killed his baby because he was “distrought” (sp) then he would be on death row within a few months.
But since its a women, they probly dont even care if they find her. They will just hand the kid over to social services and call it good.
And women dont see a thing wrong with this. And they wonder where all the anger towards women comes from…
The part where they say “We are thinking about pressing charges” really gets me.
If it were a man who killed his baby because he was “distrought” (sp) then he would be on death row within a few months.
But since its a women, they probly dont even care if they find her. They will just hand the kid over to social services and call it good.
And women dont see a thing wrong with this. And they wonder where all the anger towards women comes from… oh ya, its just cuz were men.BAHHH!!
Gives new meaning to “yet had days from God”. A rather crude, mot a mot translation of a saying here. It’s astounding and also wonderful that the kid lives.
Police said they were considering charging her with attempted murder. I’m willing to wager they’ll end up not. Either way, though, she must not get that baby back. Ever.
Infanticide is overwhelmingly women’s area of expertise and competence. An entire industry thrives on abhortion.
And to see the callous indifference, at best, with which the majority of women treat the subject. They take offence if you merely raise the matter. It’s as if you’re talking about a “cancerous growth” you wish to deny them extirpation. In fact, I read those exact words. Somewhere on this very site, if my memory serves.
Aaron, if you dont agree, then fuck off. Women dont give a fuck about children unless it gets them something. Otherwise they murder the unborn babies.
Ya, a women can kill her unborn child if the child gets in the way of what she wants, and nobody does a dam thing about it.
A women who already has children can just drop them of at daycare each day to be raised by total strangers and increasing the chance of them gettign molested or worse. No body gives a damn.
A man can do none of these things without being labeled a bad father, you know it and I know it so shut your fucking hole feminist.
Heres a shining fucking example of how much women care, about themselves.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic le_id=409719&in_page_id=1770
Heres a thought for you bitches, ever wonder if one of them children you murdered might have grown up and found a cure for breast cancer?
Another thought for you, if you can handle it. Do you know how many thousands of couples are out there would do anything to adopt a child? But you selfish bitches would rather kill it than give up 9 months of your life.
Fucking sick!!
Not true Mike.
That is the way of a corrupt and decadent Republic tainted by feminism and galactic multicuturalism. A degenerate government with no shared values, language, or faith. What makes such a “nation” stick together? The base dark impulses. Greed, lust, gluttony. In the Old Republic, power was mostly bought and paid for by the Trade Federation and Commerce Guilds who installed the white aristocrat of their choice, just as you said.
But the Emporer and his Empire was a new beast. Palpatine was a common man who’s father was a low level legislator on an unimportant rural planet, and his blood was without nobility or aristocracy. His only dreams in life were to be a low level legislator of the reform party of his planet, and to have a family, like his father…
Until the Trade Federation convinced his fiance and her former lover to betray him, to kill his father, and destroy reform on his planet to clear way for commerce. Then in his darkest moments, Palpatine met his master, Darth Plagues. Thus the stage was set for the bloodiest time in Galactic history, the manufactured Clone Wars to destroy the Jedi and all the corrupt parasitic institutions of the Old Order and the Galactic Civil War to ensure the permanent reign of the Great New Order.
That question is the crux of the matter. The answer, for me is this. I don’t believe feminists are trying to destroy men. I don’t even totally believe they are trying to destroy society, though a much stronger argument can be made there.
Nazism was indeed trying to destroy the Jews. Communism was indeed trying to destroy freedom, destroy whole nations, and rule the world. Compared to these, feminism isn’t Satan, she’s the simpering maid who scampers off to the 7-11 to buy Satan his cigarettes.
So, hate feminism? Hate feminists? Generally no. Anger at their stupidity and complacency and willingness to go along with that which is evil and malign (child porn, child molesters being protected, etc? Sure.)
There are certainly exceptions. For my part, I’m not convinced that feminism is a foe worthy of my hate, merely my contempt and pity.
-wolfe
wolfe said:
Here’s the difference as I see it. Hatred is a lingering emotion. Anger can come and go, as the summer thundershower. Hatred is climactic in its effects.
-I would respectfully argue that anger is as lingering as hatred. It’s to my belief that hatred is simply concentrated anger and frustration. I am not a psychologist however this is my view. -
Hate puts you at a strategic disadvantage. Your rational thinking is altered by it for some very great length of time. This is rarely a good thing, and is something that, I think, separates men from women.
-I would respectfully disagree with this as well. In rebuttal, if I may, I will simply ask one question.
-Is it just to hate those that try to destroy you or simply feel angry about it?-
Anger may be a tool or a crutch, or (horribly) a club. Hate tends only to be a crutch.
-Indeed, like I said in my previous post, it simply depends upon how it’s used, I would liken anger as a club or a crutch, and the same for hate, however righteous anger is much more like a sword, and hatred is similar to a laser.-
Strength and Honor indeed,
-wolfe
Strength and Honor-
you are a legend. Men hopefully will inevitibly wake up to this problem and will unite and stop the female gender from destroying us all.
Ok, Ill agree that semantics is important… so I clairify. I do not hate anything, not women, not taxes, not anything.
But I sure the fuck get angry as all hell at many fucking things. And I honestly believe that if more people got angry about things that are clearly wrong, then we might just make a difference.
Mike, your dead right on. Your UK example is exactly the sort of thing that is killing not only our country, but the entire fucking world. And why should I not be ANGRY at women for supporting such obvious bullshit. You can safely bet that 99% of all women would agree that there is nothing wrong with what you stated.
Also, nothing is improving like Mike said, its just keeps getting worse and worse… you bitches are gunna wake up one day and be fucking amazed at how all of a sudden no one man will give you the fucking time of day… why? because you are at the top of what is killing this nation and the world.
Take your liberal, “not everyone is bad” “we shouldnt hate” attitude, and shove it! You not only perpetuate the problem with that rubbish, you actually promote it by being abstinent.
Some call it being an “Enabler”, by copping out you enable this crap to continue. Look at all the stupid bitches who stay in a house where they are being beaten, then you fucking call them “victims”. This is total bullshit, they are enabling the guy to beat on them, then they cry and say they didnt know what to do… total fucking bullshit.
I fucking laugh at bitches like that, if they stay where they are being treated so badly, they fucking deserve to be beaten… as the stupid whores they are.
Yes, men are better than women… no fucking contest at all.