Women Nurses Are Gross
In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s, but I wouldn’t know. That’s not my area of expertise.
Without all that gabbing, women were able to concentrate their tiny brains on doing three or four jobs competently instead of doing all jobs worthlessly. Obviously, I’m talking about cooking, cleaning, drink-refreshening, and nursing.
Today’s modern woman is different than her 50’s counterpart. She’s fatter, she won’t shut the fuck up, she can’t cook, she’s a complete mess, drinks are out of the fucking question, and worst of all she makes a shitty nurse.
Men have a little thing called Class that gets us through the day. For example, men who are in the army or who are pilots conduct themselves and engage others with respect at all times. Yes, I know that’s how men are usually, but doing it in a sharp uniform makes a difference. A classy difference. We men realize we are responsible for our actions and will be judged accordingly. Women don’t, but that’s obvious by just taking a walk down the street. If you’re on a prostitute scavenger hunt, you’re going to guess wrong 99 out of 99 times.
What about men who are doctors? You better believe they conduct themselves with class — shitloads of it. Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
I was shopping for a new pair of shoelaces the other day — the fourth set of shoelaces I’ve purchased for this particular pair of shoes, which nets me about 4,000 Man Points. During the adventure, I spotted a herd of nurses walking out of the shop ahead of me.
Do you know how I knew they were nurses? It wasn’t because they were fat or looked like bitches who enjoyed hanging a little bit of power over the heads of people with broken arms and kids in croup coughing fits. It was because they were wearing their precious nurse uniforms. The paisley and purple two-piece poncho scrubs meant to soak up the grime and juice of life’s little accidents.
Let me put it another way. Nurses wear their blood-smocks to the fucking supermarket.
Could there be anything more crass and insensitive than a nurse wearing her used hospital rags to a public place. What about those of us who have recently experienced traumatic personal losses, most of which happen in hospitals? Are we supposed to just sit there and choke on the sight of more nurses sitting around doing nothing? What about those of us who think it’s disgusting?
Like usual, women are as proud of everything they are (and need to wear it like a sash of merit badges) at all times. They can’t even hold their pointless little “personalities” in long enough to clumsily blurt them out shamelessly during a conversation. To women, that’s known as being subtle.
If there were any lady firemen or lady garbage men, your local Starbucks would be full of hoses and shit.
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Oh Dick I hope you choke and some nurse just walks by and lets you drop dead :)
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader in high school. true story.
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader. true story.
How fucking stupid is this guy? So after you had a traumatic loss of a family member who maybe had to go in a ambulance you get choked up when you see them again? What an idiot!
Bahahahaha!!!!!! Women couldn’t accomplish as much in a thousand years as men could in fifty. Women lack the logic necessary for progress. Women will never, ever surpass men. No matter how much work they put in.
The only reason women ever “advance” is because they are handed everything, and all of their hard work is left to us men so we can clean up their messes.
Have to agree with Bob here. Despite having a grotesquely girl-friendly education system, affirmative action and all manner of provisions and benefits in the work place, women still seem to fall far short of the standard set by men, even if you do exclude the cohort that leave work to have children. Almost everyone knows in their heart that accusations of glass ceiling sexism are just a cover for their lack of innate aptitude.
The only way that the few women who have moved up the ranks have done so are via (1) positive discrimination (2) changing the standards of assessment and achievement from masculine to feminised ones (3) lies and deception, a big weapon in the feminist arsenal.
Maybe, but I’d be willing to bet that science proves you wrong. Here’s the real reason why homosexuality has become so prevalent since the 1950s. Since scientists have recently uncovered what actually causes homosexuality, changes in a mother’s testosterone levels during pregnancy. The easy part was then figuring out the trigger. Wanna guess what that trigger is? Stress. Now what could possibly be stressing-out women more today than women of the 1950s? That’s easy, work outside the home! Feel free to look that up. I guess it sucks when science tears down your little feminist house of cards.
True, brain size does not “effect” (I think you mean affect) intelligence levels, but again science has shown that female and male brains are fundamentally different. In fact, all children’s brains start off as female in the womb. It’s not until several days after a baby boy is born that his brain’s size begins to increase and develop differently. Science shows us that women’s brains, when asleep are as busy as a man’s when doing a complex problem.
Basically this means you girls can’t shut off all that chatter in your heads even when you’re sleep. It also tells us why men exhibit the concentration and interest necessary to handle complexities like calculus, chemistry, and quantum mechanics. Not only this, but since men are able to utilize their right brain hemispheres independent of the left, unlike women who use both halves all the time. It also explains why there are so many more male artists, poets, and musicians. See Steve Moxon’s The Woman Racket for the studies to which I’m referring.
You should probably cite a source for this, but nevertheless it’s a biological fact that women tend to have more body fat then men. Even a certain amount of fat is necessary for proper menstruation. Sporadic menstruation is a common health problem in female runners and swimmers. Couple the stress I mentioned above with cortisol, a naturally occurring stress hormone, and you get women who are even fatter than they have ever been in the last 200 years. I’m afraid you can’t deny the science of biology.
Even my own dear mother who’s been a nurse for the last 40 years says that women look like trash wearing those colorful scrubs out in public. In my opinion women and men looked more professional in hospital-white. Most hospitals even provide locker rooms to change in, so there’s no excuse for wearing fecal and urine covered pajamas out in public. Further, unless there’s something I don’t know, most men (and women) in my profession wear slacks and a polo. I suppose you’d never guess we develop server BMC firmware for a living. I guess it’s a good thing I told what we do, because I’ve never seen any of the developers wear a wifebeater to work.
And while there may be female firefighters, they are few, and don’t have to make half the physical requirements of their male counterparts. It’s basically a walk-on role for a woman. The same goes for women in the military who only have to do 60% of the work that a man does in order to pass the physical standards tests.
Oh, and by the way, it may not be glamorous but garbage men make a lot more money than you think. Garbage man is another of those dangerous high-paying occupations that women just won’t lift a finger to do. Also, large cities that facilitate their own waste management programs, require a high school diploma or GED. I guess facts are a little too painful to swallow sometimes.
Well, first off there was virtually no homosexuality in 50’s because it was severely frowned upon.
Secondly, the size of your brain does not effect your level of intelligence, so ” our tiny brains ” can wrap around plenty of subjects, including medicine, which in fact i was going to go into, i had already known about 50 diseases, and had known what they were, what caused them, and how to treat them, and i was 12.
Also, not all modern women are fat. Men are also a large percentage of the overweight population.
And how many times have you been to the hospital that you are able to make the statement that women are bad nurses?
Women take themselves seriously, and are professional, and walking down the street I could take a guess of how many of the men are employed by how they dress, I would be wrong. Most of them would be wearing a wife-beater with paint stained Levi’s
And what business is yours what they wear on their breaks?
And i find your ignorance amusing, after countless hours at the hospital, they are taking a break! not sitting around doing nothing! God, you say you’re so smart but you miss the obvious.
And by the way, there are fire women, but women are too smart to drop out of high school and become a garbage woman
4 million years of evolution says you’re wrong.
Lead the way.
You people are a bunch of fucking idiots!! and you deserve to die
you idiot, dick, not everyone who wears scrubs is a NURSE.
DUMBASS X100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
oh yea, and i see male “doctors” in their green scrubs all the time at the store. are you a hypochondriac?
Absolutely. But on the “powerful politician” of the future: I hold out very little optimism at this point. I cannot believe Obama/Osama (whatever the name is) will be a bastion of male strength/hope; and there are no words to describe the utter horror that will decend upon the earth if the “she-bitch” from Arkansas (and now NY) actually succeeds (of course, on her husband’s travails).
Sex is the first step in giving birth…
Don’t put me in your guilt trip I didn’t cheat on them and since you sound like a 10 year ol then I don’t think you have either.
Women don’t respect any man, you just don’t have a clue little girl.
Women have no right to steal anything from a man.
She should go back to Daddy if she can’t please her man.
Its so wrapped up with trying to rationalize why it should get its entitlements, that it can’t make a lick of sense.
-Strength and Honor-
Actually, the flue is, in fact, airbourne. That’s one of the things that make it so contagious.
Its short incubation period is what makes it less so.
Silly creature.
Stop pretending to be a man, Jimbo Limbo. You’re not fooling anybody. Men wouldn’t use a stupid-american-teenaged-girl slang like “Hello!”
Stop touching those women in their dirty nurse outfits and you may stop getting those colds. Do you actually think colds are transmitted through the air? You pick colds up by touching so keep your dirty old man hands off these females who work to help not hurt people.
This is the best one yet. That one give-away is so mind-bendingly stupid that I can’t stop laughing enough to tear that post to shreds.
I would like to posit that perhaps that is why there were less divorces during that period as well.
Hello! There was less divorce because women were reliant on men. As soon as women took the stance and became their own person, divorce skyrocketed because they weren’t going to put up with our shit!
Hello! You want us to be living in the 50’s and who supported women then? Us, so why should women not get alot when we’ve gone out and cheated on them or treated them the way every man who has wrote in is treating women? Give a woman the respect you give a man and you wouldn’t have to worry about saying bye-bye to all your precious shit!!
It seems to me that you men have a real disgusting issue with women and view them as only good for sex. You are the hypocrite seeing we would not exist if we had no women. Also maybe women feel like they need to where their badges and announce to the world their accomplishments because of men like you who think a women’s job is to cook, clean, replenish drinks, and nurse. This is a different world than the 50’s, women are capable of alot more and will soon surpass men because we sit around criticizing them while they are out in the world bettering themselves. We sound like SICK womanizers. Get over it!!
The courts weren’t so quick to grant a bitch everything a man owned.
There was some common sense in the world.
I would like to posit that perhaps that is why there were less divorces during that period as well.
Absolutely, Sy. That’s a great point.
-Dick
I would just like to add something that you seemed to leave out Dick (unless i diden’t catch it, wich is also very possible hehe), that it’s also very unhygenic to wear cloths used to nurse sick contaminated people. It’s downright evil, next time i get a cold or something worse i’ll think about the last time i saw a nurse at the mall
I was set to argue otherwise on reading the title, but the more I read, the more I agreed.
Yes, women seem to like to wear badges of their profession in grossly inappropriate places as if to flaunt that they’ve achieved something.
A male Doctor wears scrubs (and or white coat) at the hospital, and in his living room drinking beer. He’ll even give his [male] friends both scrubs and beer so they can join in and feel a part of it. He’s had 36-48 hours on duty so the women could go out to bars.
He just wants to relax and wear something one step up from pajamas and drink beer. Everything else is optional.
A lady doctor (as you’d say) — and there are some very good ones — wears her stethoscope and white coat wherever she goes. She’s grocery shopping? Fine! White coat it is — because she’s on call. Don’t forget to display the steth, and maybe some stents; don’t want to be taken for a nurse!
Those female physicians that work hard and well are great. Those that use their positions to put down other women and use the paraphernalia of the job to do so? Pfft.
-wolfe
Laughed my ass off.
Men across the world are seeing the lies and hypocracy of the wimmins movement. Soon, a powerful politician will shine the light on it and end it for good.
Then the harpies will whine and whine about oppression , maybe try to kill someone, but since women suck at “guns” and “planning” as much as they suck at everything else… I wouldn’t worry.
We need to get back to the old ways. When females weren’t rewarded by an obese, overgrown state power for leaving their husbands. When a women could do anything she wanted, IF SHE HAD THE SKILLS. Not because she has a twat.
You can take it to the bank, vMac.
-Dick
You know, I never thought of that, but you’re absolutely right (as usual).