Women: Nurturers or Totally Irresponsible Sadists?
Remember when you were in fifth grade and someone had to take the class guinea pig or sugar glider home for Christmas break? Then remember when all the little girls raised their hands excitedly and your male teacher hummed and hawed and pretended that he didn’t see anything until some boy raised his hand? Then he let the boy take care of the guinea pig for those three weeks.
Your male teacher did that because a good way to start a new school year is not by having some bawling little girl drag a dead guinea pig in a shoebox casket into class.
That’s morbid and sick.
Women can’t take care of anything. Especially little animals; especially themselves — but especially children.
If a woman’s life can’t fuel a weeklong series of talk shows and after-school specials by the time she’s 25, then it’s a goddamn miracle and probably bullshit. Either that or she must have been safely married off by the time she was 17. That way at least someone is there to pick up the pieces fuck-up by fuck-up. Seventeen is when a woman is just testing out the waters at the shallow end of turning her life into a catastrophe.
If women can’t raise themselves with any modicum of security or direction, what makes society think that women can raise children in a different way? Remember Tarzan? That asshole acted like a monkey because he was raised by monkies. Flipper? Raised by dolphins.
70% of violent murders and rapists were raised by single mothers.
Hitler was raised by a single mother.
Wow! I proved that so fast and in such a colossally man-tastic way that I need to take a breather.
By the way, think I’m lying about those facts? Then you’re a woman, get off of my site. Men know that other men only say things when they’re true — or at least when that man thinks they’re probably true. That’s why we’re so good at getting things accomplished as a team of men. Because we don’t have to waste time conniving, sabotaging, and watching each others asses. That’s against the man-code.
A woman raising a child on her own is like distilling your own non-alcoholic beer on accident. Sure, you made a beer. Nice work. But you left out some key ingredients, like compassion and reason.
Now, don’t get me wrong here. “Lesbian” couples deserve the right to raise a child the same as anyone else. That’s called human rights and equality.
Two wrongs don’t make a right though.
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July 1st, 2005 at 12:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 7cd1b9f9fa14e
You do bring up a very good point. I think those stats are available for viewing at the department of justice’s website. It might take some sifting but I’ve heard those stats before and believe they are correct.
July 1st, 2005 at 12:49 am - IP Man-Hash: fd4a5943b43b8
Man-tastic! By far that is the finest post yet Dick. Kudos.
July 1st, 2005 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
In fact females lust for Hitler. That’s how irresponsible and sadistic they are.
July 1st, 2005 at 10:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
Maybe the fact that a woman struggling to earn enough money to pay for herself and her children, from basic food to medical care (in America, NHS all the way) and look after her children. Giving children the attention they need and the stability. Is it any wonder that these women sometimes don’t do as well as a family unit with several family members supporting the child. If blokes didn’t bugger off this wouldn’t be a problem!
July 1st, 2005 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Hortencia, that’s the first ounce of sense you’ve made.
-Dick
July 1st, 2005 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
A woman, making sense? I think you’re losing your touch, Dick!
July 1st, 2005 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Not at all. Women make sense occasionally, just not as often as men do.
-Dick
July 1st, 2005 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20032332fa185
A broken clock is right twice a day. A blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Same principle.
July 2nd, 2005 at 6:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 22c56efac587a
Of course it’s always the man’s fault isn’t it? I was raised by a single mum, and if it wasn’t for the fact that she ended up remarried after a short time, I have no doubt I would be a murdering rapist by now. Face it, they are fucking barking mad at the best of times. As single mums? It’s akin to leaving 5 year olds with matches in a room full of gasoline. Eventually, it’s all gonna end in tears.
Men leave women because they end up hating the bitches.
July 2nd, 2005 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: ba0ad4a2abba3
Life would be a lot simpler if we could just clone ourselves, that way no child would suffer under woman bondage again.
Also that age old argument closer by women “if you divorce me you’ll never see the kids again (and you’ll pay thorugh the nose for not seeing as well) would be non relevant as 1) No woman involved in the transaction and 2) the Male actually owns the child, not like women who demand that everyone else have quality time with the fruit of their loin cloths and similarly the kid must have peer playtime so pay up now you Male Bastard for the my eight hour a day breaks for the little angel.
July 3rd, 2005 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Urm ok, I was completely unaware that my father owns me.
Good for me I guess that he left home when I was two. I guess acording to you Dick I’m supposed to hate my mother for raising me and be a rapist by now.
I agree that men are generally physically stronger and make better fire fighters and stuff, but this post is bullshit.
Did it ever occur to you Dick why some children are raised by single mothers, I’l give you a hint they didn’t get pregnant all by themselves.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: f75634831437a
what you are saying is completely derranged! if the statistics say that single mums are less successful that a family this doesnt put blame on the mother but on the dickhead that left! its both parents responsibility equally to care for a child not just hte mothers and im sure the stats show that single fathers are equally as unsuccessful! as a man i think we should recognise that men are equally flawed. i think this website isnt a fair represtentation of mens opinions and is just the views of a few disturbed inderviduals who have been rejected by women so many times that they hate them. try getting a girl friend i bet you are all 35 year old virgins. and if theres one thing that women can do allot better than men. its raise children. so unless you have any valid opinions i suggest u all shut up and get lives!