They Can Never Take Our Pimpdom
You know what I think is hilarious: that the only successful woman pimp ever — Heidi Fleiss — was so inept that she went to prison and nearly sullied the reputation of one of the greatest thespians of the 20th century. One Charlie “The Green Machine” Sheen.
By the way, when I say “successful”, I mean successful in the way that a woman can be successful, by sleeping her way to the top and dodging the karma tornado of ineptitude for as long as possible.
Ultimately, success for a woman is having the new high score for Most Years Without Fucking Up. I think the record is like two. Princess Di probably holds it too. I don’t really know. I don’t give a shit.
Women do not make good pimps. In fact, they don’t make pimps at all.
Pimping requires business sense, charisma, and compassion; which are all fucking stuff that no woman has. Usually not being qualified doesn’t stop them from doing anything though. Single mothers raise children every day. However, there’s no affirmative action for pimping.
Let’s look at the facts.
Pimps cannot take maternity leave.
Pimps cannot afford to dress way inappropriately for work.
Pimps cannot start crying while business is going on around them.
At the end of the day, pimping is the oldest profession in the world. It’s been around ever since the first woman saw the first man building a shelter, making dinner, and inventing vegetables and thought to herself, “I can’t do any of that shit. Guess I better learn how to fuck.”
And she never did.
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August 11th, 2005 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Haha. You’ve topped yourself again Dick…brilliant.
August 12th, 2005 at 6:50 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Once again, Dick, you’ve hit the nail on the head. Pimping is an honorable profession that dates back to the days when women needed the kind of guidance and compassion that would enable them to perform the duties for which they were put on this earth. Who better to guide and advise them than men? After all, men had already invented farming, hunting and gathering, animal husbandry, cave building and decorating, and many other useful practices. They had perfected the making of stone weapons and fur clothing. All the while, women sat by the fire and watched. Early man felt that women, too, needed an area in which they could feel fulfilled. And so, he helped to establish prostitution, the job that women do best. By doing so, he gave women the chance to perform a much needed service for men returning from the hunt or from fighting wars or building cities. Now, women could make money for buying makeup, romance novels, and other necessities. Women should forever be thankful to those early pimps of the neolithic who gave them their first “leg up”.
August 13th, 2005 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
Pimping makes the world a better place how exactly?
Splitting up marriges?
Increasing STI’s?
Making sex less speical?
August 16th, 2005 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
How else is Dick going to get any? It’s not as if he would treat a women with respect so she’d either have zero self esteem or being paid.
August 16th, 2005 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Horty,
Respect For Women also goes by another name: Horny Kryptonite.
Since you’re a woman, I’m sure you don’t get that joke at all. And not because you don’t know who Superman is, but because you’re a woman and women don’t get funny jokes. I can assure you that it was not crafted for your enjoyment.
Besides, aren’t you a “lesbian”?
-Dick
August 16th, 2005 at 11:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
I’m sure it’s funny in your mind, but then again simple things for simple people. What does my sexuality have to do with this topic?
August 16th, 2005 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Oh I’m sorry. Did I finally stumble onto a single topic where your sexuality isn’t “relevant”? Or did I just beat you to the donkey punch?
It’s 100% relevant because you don’t know shit about the sexuality of men and women. You have no frame of reference. You have no philosophy. Lesbians commenting on matters of sex are like Star Wars geeks wondering into an Opera and saying the cardboard scenery is shit. Get back to your power tools and your emotional problems, Horty.
-Dick
August 16th, 2005 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
Why must you assume I have emotional problems? Because a lesbian can’t be a sane happy person? My frame of referrence is my own experiance, what’s yours?
August 16th, 2005 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Not at all. I assume you have emotional problems because you insist on commenting on a site where you’re not welcome and are repeatedly abused.
That’s a sickness.
Your life might be better with a job and a psychiatrist — not necessarily gained in that order.
It has nothing to do with your attention-whoring, bullshit sexual orientation.
-Dick
August 17th, 2005 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
I come here because I’m far too opinionated and ‘firery’. It’s also quite funny to see how stupid some of you blokes are. I have a job, I work in a chocolate shop and I go to school. Next year I’m going to uni and will be training to become a clinical psychologist, so maybe I can get over my ‘emotional problems’ and save some money at the same time?
August 17th, 2005 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Horty,
No one here is your friend. Take that kind of Show and Tell personal propaganda bullshit to the bus station or the laundromat — where also no one gives a shit.
-Dick
August 21st, 2005 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
I like her and I give a shit so just shut the fuck up.
August 28th, 2005 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b9da15ad0ef9
Random interesting tidbit: the ultimate in the Feminist “movement” is prostitution. More specifically, lesbian prostitution.
Think about it. Prostitution requires good intuition (you have to avoid the Police or you’ll be arrested), good business sense (you have to know how much your product is worth), good marketing (you’ve GOT to be able to make sure your product is noticed, otherwise you won’t make any money), and the list goes on and on.
A Lesbian prostitute is the ultimate feminist, because lesbians have totally rejected their dependance on men and decided to take all matters into their own hands (which are controlled by their easily swindeled minds).
September 8th, 2005 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Planning on defending your argument anytime soon:
Pimping makes the world a better place how exactly?
Splitting up marriges?
Increasing STI’s?
Making sex less speical?
Answer.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: d9e452e868da2
By encouraging prostitution, pimping helps the world in several ways. It allows men to have sex for money, but at a pre-determined amount (unlike marriage), if legalized and controlled it could be used to great effect in reducing the idea of sexual currency, STDs, rape, ect ect. Most pimps actually are there to make sure that the hookers “merchandise” doesn’t get harmed by the johns.
January 3rd, 2006 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Absolutely right, Abaddon. Absolutely right.
-Dick
January 3rd, 2006 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Pffft. Let me fill in the blanks for you Abaddonaff, if you are going to make a claim that prostitution should be legal because it reduces rapes, then maybe you might like to support that claim with a few rape related stats from a country that has legalized it. Holland springs to mind.
January 3rd, 2006 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
In Holland rapes fell from 100% to 0%. Go fuck yourself, Female.
-Dick
January 3rd, 2006 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
I’d be interested in seeing a reference for that. Preferably not one from a Mad comic.
January 4th, 2006 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Get fucked yourself, Dick.
January 4th, 2006 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
I will try to explan in clear concise terms why I “believe” this is so. I would imagine that a lot of MEN are for prostitution, and although it was probably a MAN that enacted a law against it, you can be sure that there was some nag back at the homestead berating the poor bastards into making it law.
1. Prostitution gives women “competition” something that they don’t like, I am sure that there are several “statistics” on the amount of women that become morbidly obese after they get married. Why would you include something like that into your point you might ask? Because, they believe that they don’t have to “compete” anymore for a mate(however untrue this may be) so they load up on dunkin donuts and ho hos and expand like a water balloon.
2. Prostitution lowers womens sexual currency or sexual power if you will, when a man can just go and get sex for a pre-determined amount the sexual power of women drop as a whole. This probably upsets many women to no end. Sex is a primary tool used to control many mens lives. It is actually gives a sickening insight into the female mind and its need to “control” everything in their lives.
3. As I said before, if controlled by the government legalized prostitution would actually SAVE more women from violence and STD’s by providing safe areas to conduct buisness, note however that many women aren’t concerned with their “sisters” plight if it directly effects their own agenda.
4. It’s the oldest profession in the world, next to theft, for millions of years women have been more than willing to lay on their backs in order to get what they want, without actually having to work for it, if you need modern day examples of this look at the welfare system, marriage, the child support system, and modern day prostitution.
Another thing, many “statistics” are merely numbers coerced into a form to make a view appealing to members of society, I don’t really believe in them due to the fact that they have been misused so much. Female you inability to view anything without the backup of numbers is short-sighted to say the least.
January 4th, 2006 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Come again? You think I believe in stats? Read some of my earlier posts and then hit me again with some other argument that may actually be relevant to what I think.
And let me guess what Dick’s next post will be, mmmmmm, well let’s see, right about now, we’d be up to the standard, “nobody cares what you think Female. You’re a woman. Fuck off my site.” How trite.
Abaddonaff, in regards to your other comments, I think I’ll address them in the Laws of Man forum. Thanks ever so much.
January 4th, 2006 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
January 4th, 2006 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
Female,
While you stand on your tower of supposed intellect, let me ask you this. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Much less talked to one? Many of them are drug addicts of their own volition and have been beaten or abused not only by their “johns” but also by society in general. You spout all this nonsense about this site degrading women, however you fail to take into account the plight of your “sisters” living out on the streets, sucking dick for crack rocks, or heroin. Legalizing prostitution would end quite a bit of that by enforcing some sort of CONTROL over the basic questions asked about everything these being,
1. Who
2. What
3. When
4. Where
5. How
You give no thought to these women, who CHOSE their own lives, and lifestyles, and instead are going to bring my comments (which are true) to some misandrist site for ridicule.
January 4th, 2006 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
You are reading something into my post that was not in it. I do not hate prostitutes, not at all. I have been inside a brothel (was a mistake, I went into the wrong door; I thought it was the nightclub) and came across a prostitute hard at work on a john. In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel, so whoever you think I am, you think wrong. Prostitution is legal in AU, provided it is not on the street and no solicitation occurs. I have no problem with that.
January 4th, 2006 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
Female, no one cares where you’ve been. You’re a woman.
-Dick
January 4th, 2006 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1da9f9ac370d
Nicole said: “I like her and I give a shit so just shut the fuck up.”
I find this to be rather interesting. What part of this site exactly gave you the impression that you could feel free to speak your mind by telling the MAN in charge to “shut the fuck up.� Was it perhaps the name of the site; “Men Are Better Than Women� or perhaps the bold words at the top of the first page that read: “No Women Allowed.� An interesting query is it not. Thank you Nicole, for demonstrating that women can neither read nor comprehend what is written.
Female, how can you argue against prostitution and make this statement. “In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel,….” So your friends are prostitutes, thus women are prostitutes, you have proven Dick correct.
Female, you are for legalized prostitution, but against it being legal because it may lower the number of rapes? Absurd, with a touch of the ironic, I should say. You are most amusing. Dick! I have a new anti-drug commercial, “Female, every man’s anti-drug.” or perhaps “this is your brain.” there is a picture of a man, “this is your brain on drugs.” Show a picture of Female, what do you think?
January 4th, 2006 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 260414653bcae
That’s hilarious. It should be on a billboard — which gives me an idea.
-Dick
January 5th, 2006 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Surely an oxymoron.
January 5th, 2006 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Billboard and idea is an oxymoron?
I already covered this topic. Women don’t know what the fuck words mean.
-Dick
January 5th, 2006 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Billboard? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_fallacy
January 5th, 2006 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0189cf4eb185a
A billboard is not a logical fallacy. It is a noun.
-Dick
January 5th, 2006 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
You can read? Well done. Maybe next you’ll surprise everyone and learn comprehension.
January 6th, 2006 at 1:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 0189cf4eb185a
What are the other improvements on the Mark2 model Female? Besides making the Snotty Cunt dial go to 11.
That attitude is why you make 75 cents on the dollar.
-Dick
January 6th, 2006 at 1:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 9efaeb2a8447e
I’m FM2 now am I? Just like you’re wolfe and Arielle is grump.
On the dollar? I think you might mean ‘in each dollar.’ Alas, the tax bracket I’m in is a bit steeper than that. Don’t choke on your loathing.
January 6th, 2006 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 0189cf4eb185a
No. I mean 75 cents on the dollar. Look it up you outdated bitch. You don’t even know your own platform. What a joke.
-Dick
January 6th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
It’s good to know that I am remembered fondly.
January 6th, 2006 at 5:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
I apologise Grump, I do remember you fondly, as well as not so fondly, but I hold no ill feeling towards you.
January 6th, 2006 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b0de35fdf6eb
Female said:
You are reading something into my post that was not in it. I do not hate prostitutes, not at all. I have been inside a brothel (was a mistake, I went into the wrong door; I thought it was the nightclub) and came across a prostitute hard at work on a john. In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel, so whoever you think I am, you think wrong.
Personally, I dont know who you are, and from your previous posts I dont know what to think about you. However, I never said that you HATED prostitution, I said that you disregard the harm of it being illegal not only to other women, but men as well. It doesn’t really matter where you live in my book but what you say. In my personal view, I DO think that legalized prostitution would reduce the percentage of rapes, not only of women but of the prostitutes themselves, getting back to the original subject of “pimping” as it were. One of a pimps many jobs is to protect their “product”. That is why they are necessary as of right now.
January 6th, 2006 at 6:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b0de35fdf6eb
Female said:
Come again? You think I believe in stats? Read some of my earlier posts and then hit me again with some other argument that may actually be relevant to what I think.
-I have read everything that has been posted on here, and from what I can see some of your arguements have merit, while others are blatantly misandrist, personally (and I know I will lose serious Man Points for doing this) I don’t believe there is a superior sex, I believe that there are superior PEOPLE,(nor do I espouse any type of predjudicial beliefs on race) your hatred of men or at least scorn, shows that they are something you pretend to understand but refuse to comprehend.
Abaddonaff, in regards to your other comments, I think I’ll address them in the Laws of Man forum. Thanks ever so much
-You actually didnt argue any of my points in your response so I will take that as you really have nothing to argue about and that you see the truth, as the old adage goes, silence gives consent. You are more than welcome to take my statements anywhere you like, the truth is the truth irregardless of where it goes.
In ending, one of the main reasons that the war of the sexes is so pronounced in todays society is that we refuse to accept our differences and work together, instead we sit here and sqabble over whos better at what and in the end nothing really gets done to better anyone.
January 6th, 2006 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
female, no need to apologize. I was an idiot. I posted that in the wrong thread.
January 6th, 2006 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
I agree. Somewhere in the forums I suggested this to Dick, and got told to F off. Hopefully this website will serve to show the misogynists a few truths, which I know are; if you want to change the way someone is treating you, you might try changing the manner in which you are viewing that person. If men treat women without respect, they cannot be expected to be respected in return. Women will simply perceive them as the lowest in the chain of life. The only way men and women can actually get along is based on respect. Admiration follows on from that.
Unfortunately for some men, they think that just because they have some talent, or looks, or money, that this is enought to earn a woman’s respect. This is false. It might earn her admiration, ie, self-made man = resourceful/talented in business, however, if this man is a complete narcissist, he will not earn her respect, for that depends on respectful behaviour shown towards her and others and nothing less. Thus ends the rant, I’m really sick of repeating this over and over.
January 6th, 2006 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47401534089bd
So men (like always) have to take the first step. What a hypocritical fucking bitch you are, Female. Completely full of shit and conviction just like always.
-Dick
January 6th, 2006 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Do you think I give one shit what you think of me now? Save your breathe.
January 6th, 2006 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
You might also try jumping through hoops, swallowing swords and juggling your testicles. Women expect to be treated with respect purely because they are women regardless of how disgracefully they may behave.
January 6th, 2006 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Female, there is much of merit in your post of 7:10pm, and even more in what Geeza quotes.
is excellent advice. All should heed it, even its author. Especially, if I may say, its author.
However, with most women today, Geeza’s comment:
is entirely correct.
I’ve had considerable personal and professional experience of women behaving abominably and expecting their behaviour to be ignored. Men generally grasp that there are consequences and sanctions for poor behaviour (though usually not men raised by single mothers).
-wolfe
January 7th, 2006 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d24c4b32bea79
Isn’t it mindblowing, the arrogant self-serving bitch blames males for everything and actually thinks that we are going to show wommin respect.
Why ?
All you have demonstrated right here and worldwide, what a total arsehole you women really are.
Respect What ?
You gimme everything attitude ?
Your ” I am a victim” droning ?
Your ” everyone else owes me a life” whining ?
Your “you have to nice to me because I am a women” ?
You really are in a dream world.
Don’t you bloody well realise that this site is testament of what we think of women. You cannot defend your obnoxious sex here, it’s past that.
Have you not learnt that yet ?
Do you think we are joking when we say your gender sucks ?
January 7th, 2006 at 10:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
I didn’t say men have to take the first step DICK, but now that you mention it, I can imagine that if they actually did approach and consistently treat women with respect, then they would have a 50/50 chance of receiving it back in kind (depends on the phase of the moon, of course).
If men approach like a drunken yob or boring, narcissist wanker, I can guarantee you they will not earn any respect or man points, but whatever, we live in free and easy times and men no longer think they have to be respectful. Funny then that it is the men who complain (see: turn into fucking clown shoes) when women become aggressive towards them for treating them as nothing but a second class citizen. Women getting pissed off and demanding to be treated better than a whore, occurs quite naturally in response to a man’s disrespect. Principle of complementarity at work. Look it up. Sorry, forgot you can’t read good yet. I’ll try and summarise this for you in kiddie speak.
You complain about having to approach a woman respectfully.
You complain about women responding rudely to rude men.
You complain about all women being ‘whores’ these days.
You seem to want to return to the 1950’s.
When men approached women respectfully.
January 7th, 2006 at 11:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: d24c4b32bea79
Dick,
there must have been something in your comment that allowed the mule to head off in it’s own direction again.
Bugger, one day it will actually GET IT.
January 7th, 2006 at 11:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Hmmm, considering this is my own advice, don’t you think I do and have implemented it? As the change in my posts made no difference to responses I received back, other than make them worse, this had lead me to believe that it really doesn’t matter on this website how a women behaves. The men here want a woman to rant at. They seem to have confused me for far too long with one of thesehttp://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/Dog.html
January 8th, 2006 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Yes and no. Honestly Female, you do have “the chip”. That having been said, you’re totally right that many (including now and then me, though not now) have taken quite against you.
Tell you what. I will — IF Dick permits me to (it’s his site) — give you a thread in the Politik forum.
As long as you are rational, polite and respectful, you can say what you want in that thread and if anyone unreasonably trashes you I will stop them from doing so.
I’ll give you an example: your typical post “men sux0rz wahhh they are bad” (sorry, honestly this is the way you do often appear here). vs. “Hey guys, here’s a cool study that shows male chimps “pay” to see pictures of female chimps in heat.” blah blah. The first is crap; the second (to refer to a post you made) is kinda cool. Oddball, but cool.
You can’t claim “men are stupid” in your post, you have to pretend to be your sister getting the PhD. On the other hand, men can’t simply trash you as “female you evil slag, you sux”. I’ll stop both.
That’s as fair as I can attempt to offer. (I think Dick will permit me to, but no guarantees. His site, his rules).
But you do that in one thread in Politik and you try to engage sensible and honest discussion on gender issues in that thread.
that’s my offer.
-wolfe
January 8th, 2006 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
You did not say it, but your words clearly implied it.
So its OK for a woman to simply judge a man as the lowest in the chain of life (whatever the fuck that means) without bothering to earn the respect of the man, but the man has to earn the respect of the woman and has no right to judge her.
Thank you again Female for giving us an example of typical female entitlement mentality.
January 9th, 2006 at 12:20 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Geezer, why don’t you reread my original post. You are too eager to have a rant at me, that is definately clear. If you care to reread my post, you will see that I said that women will perceive a man, basically as scum, IF he treats her with disrespect, not just because he’s a man - as you imply. If anyone around he has a “chip” I think it may be you.
January 9th, 2006 at 12:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 539beebcc83dd
No. It’s you. You’re prejudiced and a typical entitlement bitch. Fuck off.
-Dick
January 9th, 2006 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
What a laugh. If I’m prejucided, what the hell are you, other than a gormless prick? If you want me to be gone, just ban me!!!!!
January 9th, 2006 at 12:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 539beebcc83dd
Typical woman. Asking — nay, begging for a man to abuse her or restrict her rights. Then it’s straight to the Birkenstocks, right?
Horseshit.
-Dick
January 9th, 2006 at 12:58 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Have you got Tourette’s?
January 9th, 2006 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Okay, while I still don’t appreciate the “chip” slur, you’re entitled to your opinion and I appreciate your honesty in admitting the men’s and your past attitude towards me.
Very chivalrous of you, I have put my response to a similar comment of yours along these lines, in the forum thread.
OMG LOLZ, I think this is a bit of an exaggeration.
Cool.
Okay, well I will try and stick to these groundrules but sometimes I may feel like playing…..pity most men here don’t have a sense of humour.
January 9th, 2006 at 3:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
It isn’t a slur. Seriously.
OK, sure, I’ll grant you that with a wry grin. (But please take me seriously on the comment above that it is NOT a slur).