Women Ruined Valentine’s Day
Did you know Valentine’s Day started in the first century, when warring factions of the Roman Empire sent barrels of pig hearts to one another as a token of their disgust?
It’s a relief to know little of Valentine’s Day has changed over the manturies.
Women are so fucking selfish that they would rather some kid die in a ditch somewhere in Africa than give up just one of their precious Valentine’s Day presents and extravagant meals. Men are better than women at Valentine’s Day. Women ruined it with their selfishness.
Kids have a holiday a lot like Valentine’s Day. It’s called Christmas, and kids are allowed to act like little bastards during Christmas because they’re kids. Women have no excuse. They can vote.
I did some quick calculations to find out just how selfish women indeed are. What I found was shocking. Researchers estimate women will suck up approximately 13.7 billion dollars in Valentine’s Day bullshit this year. That’s 13.7 billion dollars in flowers, jewelry, and lingerie women will wear once because for some stupid reason women think lingerie is like soap. The more you use it, the faster it wears out; and then I guess she can’t dress up like a naughty nurse when she’s 70. It’s too bad women don’t think their asses work in that way. You use it, you lose it.
Now chew on this.
According to some commercials I’ve seen, it costs only pennies a day to improve the lives of impoverished African children. Pennies a day is a maximum of four pennies. If it cost five pennies a day to save starving children, then they would just say a nickel because that’s shorter to say and the saved commercial air time could be turned into food.
13.7 billion dollars divided by four pennies is 342 trillion starving African children. I don’t need to check a globe to know there are less than that many starving African children in Africa. There aren’t even that many starving African children in the whole world.
You see my point. That princess you’re buying a puppy for next week is taking a puppy’s worth of meals out of the mouths of kids halfway across the world. And she loves every second of it.
Here’s another statistic I found proving men are better than women.
The average amount a man will spend this year is $135.67
The average amount a woman will spend is $68.64
Isn’t that called a pay gap?
Women don’t even know how expensive flowers are. A dozen roses is like eighty dollars. Does it make her a whore because it’s over forty bucks? Don’t be absurd. It makes her a whore for accepting them in the first place.
If women were really so packed full of compassion and nurturing, then the most wasteful holiday of the year wouldn’t be dedicated to them. If women were stuffed with any caring at all, Valentine’s Day would be about volunteering at the local homeless shelter. It would be about buying a star and naming it after her, except instead of a star it would be a short bus full of starving African kids.
Valentine’s Day is the biggest waste in history. But who cares? Women sure don’t. They’re selfish as fuck.
Maybe all those starving kids should just eat some cake.
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You’re beyond the most ignorant CUNT i’ve ever had the displeasure of reading…or attempting to read. You ghetto want to be fucking retard, shut the fuck up and blow me.
Amen.
Claudius, the emperor of Rome needed to halt the downward spiral in enrollment the army. He believed wives and families were the cause of men not wanting to re-enlist in the army. So he outlawed all marriages and engagements like a wise man. Some douche bag named St. Valentine decides to be a common criminal and break the law. So he starts marrying people. The idiot gets caught and is beat to death with clubs.
So when your lover is picturing the person they want to fuck as they sleep with you during valentines day, please remember what you’re celebrating. Some dude getting beat to death with clubs for marrying people.
you know you almost had me for a second DIck. I almost thought you maybe cared for the kids in Africa. Quit mentioning them please. You don’t know every female on the face of the planet and until you do, you really have no true knowledge of us. I don’t claim to know every man in the world and to know what every man is, do assume you know what every female is. After all, How can I be selfish and not give up anything expensive when I’ve never gotten anything like that? And i don’t ask for it either. Each boyfriend I get who wants to buy me something expensive I tell no, don’t do that. Then they tell me to shut up and let them spoil me. Hmm….
I’m not selfish Dick. Men just like to buy women expensive things.
A $1 card is 25 starving African children. It’s a shame that she doesn’t just cut the shit-chat and put out without hassle for someone who doesn’t have nasty unwashed black hair and must constantly remind everyone how much corporate America sucks, even though he’s wearing brand-name apparel endorsed by his sell-out Punk bands. I wouldn’t have to involve every discussion with the phrase ‘what your thoughts as a woman are on _____.’ But then, I wouldn’t want to have some stock-class losers who have grown a ’subculture’ in place of a personality and an individual thought thinking I want to be associated with them. Unless they’re bleeders, because black nail polish on a little white college chick with big tits and a nice ass is still hot. Granted the new meaning for ‘associated with’ is ‘having sex.’
I suppose it may be a subconscious understanding that another word for emotional is jaded, and weak chicks are easy fucks.
The only good thing about Valentine’s day is fucking all the lonely M.I.L.F.’s and then not giving them shit in return. Spending 1$ for a card for a 4 hour fuck is the cheapest prostitute in the world. Thailand’s not even that fucking cheap. Other than that, Carlos Mencia was right… if I’m gonna buy a woman shit for Valentine’s I better not get a fucking pen and tie for Father’s Day. I’d better get a damn lap dance and rolex watch…. BITCH!
-Sgt Reyes
Women are bad because they will not give me a blowjob.
I want to kill you.
Women ruin every holiday.
Steak and Blowjob day is awesome!
Valentines Day used to be like any other day, until women ruined the entire thing by wanting their boyfriends/husbands to buy them useless shit that will not be used for anything better but a paperweight. A woman will get upset if you don’t buy her a set of $5,000 earrings, regardless that she’ll only wear them once because she has 10,000 other pairs.
Valentines Day is the dumps.
That is why there are no more men only universities any longer.
But there are now hundreds of women only universities.
Women can’t stand to be left out of anything that men create.
And men create most eveything. Yet women have a right to their privacy. Such hypocracy in eveything women do.
Women are a flakey bunch.
Now why is it that so, so many women come here? You women don’t know when to stay the fuck out of something. Of course, I do realize you only come here out of spite for us men. And of course you only hate us because none of us will touch you with a ten-foot pole. Of course, this could be due to many things. For example, you may be fat. No man wants a fat chick. Or you may have disgusting manners. Or the lack of brain power (indicated by constant LOLs). Now because of you, we men have one more thing on you women. We can follow instructions. You can’t. Now get your stupid, fat, feminist asses the fuck off this site.
The hash is per feather.
- pepe deluxe - before you leave 1.12
Or the hash is per network?
The hash is per computer or per area?
Why do we have the same hash?
Awww…. I want to here His condescending tone. He’s always trying to sound bright. Lol.
this ain no dating service u know
stop look man
he probably gone
Anyway, So where is Sonyad? I like to here him chat. lol
We are cousins
yes is two girls
Whores of a feather
Right! Manwhores of a feather stick their dicks and asses together.
Straight up. (Or ‘very fucking true)
Whores of a feather …
Yeah because we know you’ll prove us right. 100 percent in fact.
mind u ass in truth
lol gabby u killing me
i love i love
speak it see
lol lol
and don’t u know saying that no women are allowed is basically an invitation for us
They’s got cable TV?! No!
Watch Oprah, does they?
- sean paul - babygirl - fua
Boy…. Mine you forwad ass.
lol very funny gabby
Anyway, So where is Sonyad? With his condescending tone. lol
(He always trying to sound bright see) lol
lol
And how would u know.
Man whore?
Really.
hmm…
lol lol lol
slut
lol lol lol
jokes
I think you got bumboclaat wrong. I’m fidning my jamaican friend as a translator heh.
lol
wtf?
Bumboclaat SKNLP skettel, move from ’bout yah, seen.
k
By the looks of it u needs 2 gets urself off the putor ans lern sum of dat grammer they R lernin.
Nicely done :D
lol lol very funny
I just came out of class
and yes st.kitts is developed to a certain extent
you guys are so forward
and I dont watch opra its boring to me
I like soccer more
But I am not in St.kitts anymore Im in the states going to college but St.kitts does have all those things you mentioned
They’s got cable TV?! No!
Watch Oprah, does they?
- sean paul - babygirl - fua
All-yuh have computer at school now? Rass! Big ‘tings a gwaan fi dem Kittitians. Next thing I’ll hear is that all-yuh get cable TV.
This question is for Gabriella
do you think the reason why men bad talk us is because we have some sort of control over them and they can’t stand it. Or is it some other weired reason.
U FORWARD
No I am at school
and I am doing some school work online while waiting for my class to start
it just so happens that I like this site and I like being involved in the dicussions
It is fun and besides I have nothing better else to do.
Why are wasting time on-line right now? Shouldn’t you be at work right now or something? Or are you one of the kept harlots that the Labour Party officials maintian for the sole purpose of ’suckin-bud’?
very funny, forward, but funny
lol well I see you have been doing some research on my culture
but what you have said about me is entirely false though
Marcella is one of the by-products of globalisation. You see, she should be out in the fields cutting cane right now, but because the changes due to the EU Sugar Regime reforms she is a home on the computer visiting websites that she is clearly banned from.
(put yuh whole mouth, over de hole)
Dumb girls trying to be clever.
Face it.. it’s not your nature to be such.
k u got me im using my cuz computer she said to write something funny so i did strupes she is laughin at me know :(
i read that and so
I am not a woman sorry
what are u talkin about
Amasing. Yet another one falls for it.
Behold the awesome magical power of the manhashed ip. Scroll all the way down like a good little troll.
Kneel before your pwners… and go away ya juvenile nuisances!
- paul oakenfold - praise the lord-nvs
If the writing didn’t rat you out, your manhash sure did. Does even imaginary attention satisfy you?
Marcella
ooh so you say your from the caribbean
do u have a boyfriend?
Because I like u
This seems no better than “Singlish” and thats total bullshit.
lol ur right batty man means gay
fi get bun out means they all should be burnt
its a jamaican saying i hear often even in songs
*has cockney roots*
‘batty man’ means gay. A bad sort of gay. The rest, ha. She cant even use proper slang let along english.
me ain shame lol lol lol
lord this really ain a site for women u butchering us man
lord we deadin on this site
cool site though
nice to know what guys think of us
fun
Should I care?
I bet u
u guys dont know what this means
“batty man fi get bun out”
OH lord i ain mean that well you should go to st.kitts and see how they speak i can speak well but I like using words made up in st.kitts like pum pum, ting, gual ect they are not real english words thats just the way we speak sometimes I am basically writing exactly how the word is pronounced. Alot of caribbean people are very smart but I didn’t think it would be a problem to write like that here
sorry my bad
I’ve friends from Anguilla and Trinidad, and have traveled extensively around many Caribbean islands. As with Necro’s friend, my friends are highly literate, to a man. If you are a product of Caribbean schooling, then it’s declined.
That said, if English is not your first language, that would make sense and you can be somewhat forgiven.
-wolfe
The only point she made clear was that Valentines days is all about her.
Typical narsitic female.
You buy for me… I give you noochie..
Cause I’m a whore deep down.
And when she is fat and ugly all men become bastards because her game don’t work no more.
Who says valentines day is for lovers?
As food for thought, isn’t dialect referring to phonetic or pronunciation differences within a given language?
What I would characterize your writing as is gibberish, a variation of Trollench indigenous to the Caribbean. With just a tiny sprinkling of sexual innuendo for flavour wrapped in feigned innocent ignorance for exquisite effect.
What can I say? It takes one to know one.
- paul oakenfold - sex n money featuring pharell williams-nvs
lol lol lol
ok then
You mean how you write? Crap.
lol I didn’t say we didn’t know I just wanted to know what would you call my dialect if its not slang
I know someone from the caribbean. He knows how to write and speak proper english.
oh ok i grew up in the caribbean
so what would you call how I speak?
No that’s not slang. I grew up in London I KNOW what slang is.
Surprising
and i never had a dick in my mouth lol so dont know how that would sound
Priceless Caterhouse Woppers, Diamatik.
lol strupes. i speak staight out of my head its all slang. fine if you don’t like it i will stop. would u like me to rephrase my sentence?
Marcella, didn’t your mother ever teach you to not talk with a dick in your mouth? it makes you unintelligible.
u can say what u want but all i know i love valentines cuz i gutless and i love chocolate its a free way in gettin it and u guys want de pun pun so u gun get it for us u all moo moo to cuz u aiding in the expense nobody puttin a gun to u head oh. they got two sides to the story so dont cum with that.
valentines day is just another commercialized bs “holiday”. Just another money-making scheme, probably created by women.
If it were up to me, valentines day would be that the woman has to suck my dick for all the things I provide her with: food, shelter, clothes, comfort, etc..
Why should they spend much more than last year?
That don’t make them tight..
Women have no sense.
eflame “up FROM $97.27″ NOT “up $97.27″
BIG DIFFERENCE!
Women - idiots!