Knight to Pawn Four. Check and Bullshit.
Wherever there is a league of sports, there is a separate and exclusive women’s league to weep in its shadow. That’s because a man playing against a woman in any sport is like Superman playing against a team of cacti wearing funny, oversized sunglasses.
It’s cute and hilarious.
Man has proven his physical prowess for millions of years — even when it was completely unnecessary to do so. Actually, in the end that turned out to be the proof. All you men know what I’m talking about there.
However, what if it wasn’t just our mighty strength that kept women hopelessly tethered to the Earth while we men soared above like gods in our awe-inspiring spectacles of sport? What if was also because women aren’t as smart as men? That is to say, because men are smarter than women.
Certainly that makes sense to us men, but unlike women, we would also like a side order of proof with our meal. Let’s think for a moment. If only women had their own league and championship for a sport that was entirely mental, like chess.
They do.
Woah, wait a minute. They do? Can someone please flag down the Obvious Express delivery truck? I think the delivery man forget a box of clues in the back addressed to women world-wide.
I thought this women’s chess championship might be some kind of publicity stunt — like last year when that one woman “played” golf in the men’s league and Nike milked their biggest cash cow to date: female empowerment. Completely masculine kudos to those brilliant men at Nike marketing by the way because that’s one ripe motherfucking cow.
I discovered, however, that it wasn’t a joke at all. Disappointingly, it also wasn’t a bunch of models playing chess in lingerie. That’s when I decided that any further research was a waste of my invaluable time.
Women’s leagues of anything are like midgets following men around dressed up exactly like them. They look the same, but come on. What are you serious here?
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January 15th, 2006 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c0277c1c50ca
Özgür that is exactly the point. You’ve hit it precisely on! Why would women need a women’s chess league. There’s only one reason.
Men are better than women.
We’re smarter, faster, quicker thinkers. Better.
-Dick
January 15th, 2006 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
“It is really through her that I have become competent in the subject (of relativity).”
– Albert Einstein, speaking of Emmy Noether
Who is Emmy Noether, you ask? She’s the woman who devised the mathematical principle called Noether’s theorem, which helped form the basis of quantum physics. Einstein formulated his general theory of relativity based upon her calculations.
Albert Einstein was impressed with the contributions made by women inventors, and I think you should be impressed, too.
January 15th, 2006 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c0277c1c50ca
You know what they say, behind every great man, there is a woman of insignificance.
-Dick
January 15th, 2006 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Whatever
January 15th, 2006 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c0277c1c50ca
I suppose I should be impressed by that too.
-Dick
January 15th, 2006 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Quite frankly, I don’t care if you’re impressed or not, I was just giving factual statistics.
January 15th, 2006 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76ca254e3fcbc
The lying femmies have tried to push that load of crap for years.
“behing every man is a women that really did all the work”, really.
The truth is that “behind every men there is blood-sucking bitch determined to ensure that his life is a complete misery” would be more like it.
Notice how they try to take credit for everything they can.
Notice also that the dumb bitch is quoting some femmie journalist as if it actually has credibility. If it wasn’t for affirmative action it wouldn’t even be there.
Here we have another braggin female saying that wimmyn are really something else besides the self-serving vindictive bitches that we know them to be.
I suppose you can always say it, but does it ring true? ‘Fraid not.
January 15th, 2006 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
The correct quotation is “Behind every great man is a great woman.” If you’re going to quote something, at least do it right, you worthless cocksucking moron!!
January 15th, 2006 at 4:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
You’ve got it bassackward, fool! Men have taken credit for alot of things women have done. Affirmative action doesn’t have a thing to do with it. You’re delusional!
January 15th, 2006 at 5:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: f84a3d1f68cf0
redtygrr said:
The correct quotation is “Behind every great man is a great woman.” If you’re going to quote something, at least do it right, you worthless cocksucking moron!!
Hmm, that sounds logical, and it just goes to show that when things get tough, all you have to do is swear I suppose. Can you feel the hate yet? Its starting to wear through the prefabricated “equality” rhetoric. Redtygrr, if a few jokes on the INTERNET get to you I could imagine what you would be like in a debate in real life, not something I would like by any strech of the imagination. What happened to the “thinker”? I would posit that you were overcome by some emotion, and all your thought was overwhelmed. Typical.
January 15th, 2006 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
I wouldn’t talk about namecalling, your little buddy christian j. called me a “dumb bitch” first. You are a bunch of cowards and hypocrites!
January 15th, 2006 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3c0277c1c50ca
Yes, I have no doubt Einstein would be equally impressed with your behavior, redtygrr.
-Dick
January 15th, 2006 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: f84a3d1f68cf0
-Sports, like many male activities encourages several things, good health (its called exercise) , competetion, cooperation, just to name a few. Since you dont seem to understand it, I would figure that you have never played sports. In ending what utter bullshit that whole post was, don’t try to talk about things that you don’t understand, it just gives this website more creedence.
January 15th, 2006 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f84a3d1f68cf0
redtygrr said:
I wouldn’t talk about namecalling, your little buddy christian j. called me a “dumb bitch” first. You are a bunch of cowards and hypocrites!
Wow you really do assume that we are all in league with each other? I don’t even know christian, and I haven’t posted either for or against him. However I do know that I never called you anything, and in return I am a coward and hypocrite. To infer that I have “buddies” on here is streching rational thought to its limits and then some. I don’t have buddies, I have friends, or I don’t have anything.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Redtygrr, here’s the headsup on Dick’s game.
You arrive, get pissed off, leave a comment - either non-vulgar and valid, or vulgar, makes no difference. Dick’s modus operandi is to criticise you (not what you said, but you personally), once your baited, the games begin.
Standard tit for tat, until one of his “buddies” comes on board. You then get 2, or 3 or 4 against 1. You get made to look like an idiot as they twist your words into unrecognisable stupidity, and you then leave off the site, thinking these men have really small penises (if indeed they even are men).
Approximately 2 minutes later, Dick deletes all your posts that make him look stupid and a new woman stumbles across this site.
Very strange indeed. Watch how fast he deletes this post.
January 16th, 2006 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Didn’t even have to twist that time, Fem. Probably explains why the stupidity is recognisable.
January 16th, 2006 at 5:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Fem=Female? I’ve been away, busy with real life. A belated Happy New Year, Big Al.
-wolfe
January 16th, 2006 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
I sent some links to this ridiculous site to get a point across - christian j. was the one who initiated the insults by calling me a “dumb bitch”, yet no one calls him out on that. I guesss it’s okay for him to do it though, after all he is a MAN. By the way, christianj., those articles were written by a man.
January 16th, 2006 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: f84a3d1f68cf0
redtygrr said:
I sent some links to this ridiculous site to get a point across - christian j. was the one who initiated the insults by calling me a “dumb bitch”, yet no one calls him out on that. I guesss it’s okay for him to do it though, after all he is a MAN. By the way, christianj., those articles were written by a man.
-Well sometimes people say things that are rude but to get pissed off when someone says something on the internet or real life does nothing for your “cause” whatever it may be. I learned this in the 3-4th grade, also it doesn’t help when people start saying things like…
He did it first!
No it was her fault!
Him!
Her!
Him!
Her!
sound familiar? I thought so because it happens on playgrounds every day of the year. In short, if someone is being rude to you on here, just ignore their shortcomings, respond politely if you like, and move on. I have been doing it for quite a while and its seems to work for me.
January 16th, 2006 at 7:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Redtygrr,
Welcome to the forums. Your first post in this thread seemed interesting.
Honestly, though, if you respond to criticism with “Whatever” do you really expect a great deal of respect in return? Be serious.
Emmy Noether was indeed an intelligent woman who was badly mistreated by society at the time (though not just for her gender), though well-supported by her family.
The suggestion that she created relativity? I’m sorry. Her contributions in rings, groups and fields were modest, but real. They were not significantly material to relativity.
What would you like me to say? That there were women of minor accomplishment? Certainly. But to cherrypick quotes and suggest that they were more than they were? That’s … well… I hate to say it, but that’s womanly.
-wolfe