Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Im a hacker. and guess what IM FEMALE
I can hack almost ANYTHING given to me.
You need to get a life. Not all women are stupid.
Can you hack this site?
jm: I’m not sure many intelligent hackers would sing it out loud and proud with their IP address at the top of their comment.
Jeez, it wasn’t a serious question. More of a taunt, homeslice.
Taunt? It was more a verbal fart. Go play with your dolls some more and wait to grow up. You’re not even close yet.
Jamie, you’re confusing ‘hacker’ with deluded.
Mate, her comments didn’t even have substance enough to be called shit.
It wasn’t a woman who hacked the iPhone.
And trinity was a dyke.
Men are better than women.
You mean like an ass hacker??
What next? I’m a rilly, rilly powerful witch cos I watched Harry Potter like a million times n’stuff!
Let’s be honest, you can probably use MS Word and Excel – and that’s it.
Hey dick, love your site. I’m a chick but I hate women for their lack of sense, drive, responsibility and self respect. I know you don’t want women on here, but a few buddy’s of mine made me an honorary man ’cause I can fix shit and don’t do stupid crap.
Sometimes I think I am a gay man trapped in a womans’ body because I still like men. Anyway, that computer shit is all true. Women are fucking stupid and don’t take the time to research shit when shit goes wrong. I’m pretty good with computers, I built my own. So all my chick friends and my mom call me when they fuck up. It’s fucking retarded the shit they do. It also takes forever to explain things because they don’t take a second to think about what you say, they just expect to to talk to them like children. It’s all shit they could have easily looked up on the internet too, but women are to fucking lazy to read important shit and sort through relevant information.
The cause and effect thing is totally true, once some chick called me to ask me how to fix her computer. Turns out it was her boyfriends’ laptop and she poured diet coke on it because she thought he was cheating. He wasn’t, but he wasn’t her boyfriend for much longer. She blames me for not fixing the laptop because that makes sense. Woman sense.
She said – “Sometimes I think I am a gay man trapped in a womans’ body because I still like men.”
Do you see people what’s wrong with Matriarchal Matrix????
MM makes a woma feel guil because she feels attracted to men. Acording to MM she should only feel attracted to ugly inside and outside lesbian butches, cos they’ re just “beatuyfull……..”
and that just the begining of whimmin sense – MM sense.
What?
Seriously. Did anyone understand that?
I think that you needed better clarification on my statement. My friends made me an honorary man because they think I’m awesome. I date dudes. I don’t date women. Gay man trapped in a womans body. Do you get it now?
” He wasn’t, but he wasn’t her boyfriend for much longer. She blames me for not fixing the laptop because that makes sense. Woman sense.”
*Laugh* Men see shit like this every day of their lives Megan.
Now I feel pretty bad for you dudes, I don’t have to endure that shit to get sex like you do.
Megan, if it was merely about getting sex it would be a minor problem. Our whole society is influenced by this mentality. What we need to ask ourselves is who’s actually benefitting from this gender ‘war’. I can tell you who definately aren’t. Our children.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
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GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!
some of the best [women] programmers are my colleagues. As a programmer I don’t give a fuck about the fact that they are women, as a programmer I say you are laughing at my proffesion. Some of those women even gave me lessons about mathemetics aplied in programming, a concept which you don’t know nothing about.
PS: pardon my mispellings; just wanna add: since a programmer (male) disagrees with this article – talking from experience – you may reconsider your [...] story.
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Yup, you work with women and no longer have a mans sense of humour, good for them, they trained you well.
Paul.
I have been an IT contractor for many years and have only met two women who were of any use. Actually one of them I do still hold in high regard but, that said, all the most technically skilled programmers, DBAs and technical architects are all men.
Not always the nicest of people but the most technically competent.
My guess is that you are a trainee perhaps?
You are a lair give me famous program programmed by a wo Man
I am a man by the way! Ladies I would just like to say not all men are like this. I dont know what he is talking about and I doubt very much that he is into girls anyway from the way he is talking. I have been married for three years and my wife is very good with computers.
You’re a man and a woman, interesting. You’re skilled with computers yet your IP hash shows you posted from the same comp. 5a3e4964abdd0
If you’re her husband, hope you enjoy her spending all your money, she will, high price for a bit of cunny. This is merely the bait btw, the trap isn’t sprung till she gives you at least one child (which if you’re lucky will be yours, how will you truelly know? her word?) once she has your going to keep her for as long as she pleases, then take your home from you. Good luck. BTW A*’s are proven to have less worth than the toilet paper you wipe your pussy on.
coming from a woman with 2 A*’s in ICT. you may feel that is the way however you are only showing people not what woman aren’t good at but your imaturity and that you have no life what so ever.At this point I am also doubting your social skills.
coming from a woman with 2 A*’s in ICT. you may feel that is the way however you are only showing people not what woman aren’t good at but your imaturity and that you have no life what so ever.At this point I am also doubtinh your social skills.
coming from a woman with 2 A*’s in ICT. you may feel that is the way however you are only showing people not what woman aren’t good at but your imaturity and that you have no life what so ever.At this point I am also doubtinh your social skills.
Got a stutter? Or did those to A*’s in ICT make you post 3 times?
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
I’ve seen women program fucking firewalls. And let’s not forget that the programming language COmmercial Business Oriented Language (COBOL), which incidentally has been in use by multimillion dollar companies and banks worldwide since 1959, was written by Grace Hopper (a woman). Kinda blows your entire argument doesn’t it? You should really learn the difference between people are dumb fucks (a category you also belong to ;D) with women are dumb fucks!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
Lol, I love how your articles start kindergarten fights between boys and girls.
btw, OLD PEOPLE suck at computers.
W ) M by far……
LOL Women are fatter than men-by far HAHA
Making a blatantly bullshit statement and not giving it any substance is a very womanly thing to do.
‘the fuck out.
Usually I’m not offended by any of your posts, they’re quite funny if you ask me. I mean you pointing out your stupidity everywhere, but I am, in fact, VERY offended by this. And one question: If you hate women so much why would you date them anyway? Wouldn’t it be better if you dated a man, that way you won’t be cheated on would you?
I just love it when a woman pretends to find something ‘funny’, but then
If you hate women so much why would you date them anyway???
MANSWER:
That’s a very interesting question.
We don’t have to LIKE the women we fuck. If we waited around for women we actually LIKED….. women like YOU would never get laid.
You have any idea how ARROGANT your question is?
You’re more arrogant than any MAN.
It isn’t up to a man to LIKE you. Its up to YOU. Most women are so fucking lazy and don’t make any effort to BE likable…. and like you, they will blame men for it.
We DO have to like the women we live with, though.
That’s why women everywhere are getting fucked and chucked.
You’re totally unlikable, arrogant and fucking stupid.
All you are good for is your fuckholes.
That should answer your question perfectly.
Female arrogance is beyond anything even a woman can comprehend. Women are too stupid to even be AWARE of it.
What kind of fucked up arrogant cunt says: “If you don’t like me….. you must be gay”.
?
Brutal.
Hear that WOMEN…….A man DOES NOT have to LIKE you to FUCK you. What kind of FUCKED UP guy says that.
He just admitted to being another dumb, lying, stupid cock, mother fucking asshole.
You are a pîece of shit anyway. I have ZERO RESPECT for an idiot such as yourself.
You will NEVER get a decent woman because you DONT deserve a decent woman. Why would any woman go out of her way to be likeable for such a pig.
W ) M by far……
Oh honey, you’re “respect” is worthless here, cunt.
And why are you pretending “asshole” is an INSULT? Its one of the biggest COMPLIMENTS you could possibly pay me.
http://nomarriage.com/loser.html
You girls just LOVE to fuck us “jerks” and “assholes”. Don’t you sugartits. And if you’re not fucking us, your yammering on on seemingly endless paragraphs loaded with desperate plees for affection and attention.
Well at least you’re not calling yourself a “decent woman”. That would have been funny, since you don’t even have the decency to fuck off when you’re not wanted.
Just what WOULD it take to get rid of you, cunt??
A FUCKING COMPLIMENT??????????
Are you kiddin’ me, or merely single-eyed, at best?
Do the whimmin with their laundry-lists of expectations for a man have to LIKE men BEFORE they demand and accept all the shit a man is “supposed” to do for, and give her?!?
No, and they often don’t!
I haven’t had ONE woman YET who before demanding I “conform to her standards of what a man should be” and also, BUY HER a ring, made any effort to really get to know ME, for example (such DEPTH of caring, by the “more nurturing gender”).
Whimmin don’t give a damn about the guy they end up with – it’s just the guy they decided was “worthy” to be with her and have “her” children (as long as he meets that laundry list of requirements – who cares about the REAL HIM).
So, on a smaller and less profound scale, WHY would men have to LIKE the whimmin they MERELY fuck?!
WhimminSuckAtComputingRealEquity
Men don’t need to like the women we fuck in exactly the same that we don’t need to like the urinal when we take a piss.
Women are actually stupid enough think we have to “like” them and their “personalities” in order to fuck them.
No honeys we DON’T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME …. let alone “like” you.
And if these girls don’t get that, then they will just have to remind themselves that a man doesn’t apologize to the urinal either.
Laundry lists?
The worst mistake a woman can make is insinuate that a man needs her approval for ANYTHING. Especially when she has made ZERO effort to “mean anything” to him.
Women will very often carry on as if they have been brainwashed to think that men have nothing better to do than “try and be liked” by them.
Its totally insane.
http://nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html
B – I – N – G – O!
And if we orate, insinuate, or write a list for them, it explodes into a characterization of “He’s controlling!!!”
“He’s abusive!!!” “He won’t accept me for who I am.”
GREAT posts, as usual, STack.
WhimminSuckAtComputingRealEquity
All of your answers goes to show women you have NO SELF RESPECT for yourselves. How the HELL can you touch, look at her face, kiss her, and then put your cock inside a woman you DON’T like.
Give it a rest. The experiences you’ve had with women are all your fault. Don’t blame all women because of your failed relationships with them. YOU GET WHAT YOU ATTRACT. QUALITY MEN =QUALITY WOMEN.
That’s adorable you stupid cunt, but it doesn’t show women anything because you cunts are not allowed here.
STUPID CUNT QUESTION: “How the HELL can you touch, look at her face, kiss her, and then put your cock inside a woman you DON’T like.”
MANSWER:
How the hell can you not fuck off and continue to engage a man who treats you like the garbage cuntwhore you have gone out of your way to prove you are.
You have already said I am the biggest asshole and you “DETEST” me. And I can’t even GET RID of you.
That should answer your question perfectly.
Fuck, you’re stupid.
Why are you pretending I have failed relationships with women?? I can’t even get rid of YOU? You’re not suggesting that’s MY FAULT are you – you epic failure.
Go clean your cunt.
It stinks.
Since when does a man need to look at a woman’s face, talk to her, kiss her etc. in order to fuck her??
We don’t need to know her name. Turn her around, bend her over, and pound that snatch ball deep. That’s how.
A woman is just a life-support system for a vagina.
{{ YOU GET WHAT YOU ATTRACT. QUALITY MEN =QUALITY WOMEN.}}
HA,HA,HA,HA,HAAAA!! Man I was laughing my ass off (the whole time)while reading another dumbass post from usemenonly. Let me correct your stupid ass real quick, okay?
QUALITY MEN= GREAT RESULTS (NO MATTER WHAT WERE DOING OR WORKING ON).
QUALITY WOMEN= QUALITY WOMEN? WHO? WHERE? NEVER HEARD OF EM.
Ha ha yes!
“Quality women”.
Yeah, I have heard of that.
But no man I know has ever met one.
And where it REALLY gets funny… is when you notice —–>> WOMEN KNOW “quality women” don’t exist Because no woman talks about HERSELF that way. They only talk about “quality women” like they are a myth too.
They ALWAYS say:
• “One day you will meet a quality woman….”
• “You don’t deserve a quality woman….”
• “A quality woman would love to go out with you….”
But they NEVER say:
• “I AM a quality woman and here is a list of reasons why….”
• “Why are you not going out with me instead? I am a quality woman…”
They just TALK about “quality women” as if they exists somewhere in never-never-land, and then they flip their hair, walk away, and beg to be treated like shit.
Good thing these useless cunts have vagina.
They would be fucked without it.
And not in a good way.
did someone just use the words “emotional support”?
Wewt go Sarah. ♥
On the subject of women and computers:
Margaret R. Fox: Graduated from Wisconsin State College in 1940. She joined the U.S. Naval Reserve in 1943 and was stationed at the Naval Research Station in Washington. She continued to work there as an electronics engineer in radar after her discharge in 1946. In 1951 she joined the National Bureau of Standards as a member of the technical staff of the Electronic Computer Laboratory. Later, she joined the Research Information Center and Advisory Service on Information Processing (RICASIP) where she was involved in producing reviews and bibliographies. From 1966 to 1975 Fox was chief of the Office of Computer Information in the NBS Institute for Computer Science and Technology.
Adele Goldstine: Was the wife of Dr. Herman Goldstine, who assisted in the creation of the ENIAC, the world’s first electronic digital computer, at UPenn in the 1940’s. Adele Goldstine made an indelible contribution to the ENIAC project herself by authoring the Manual for the ENIAC in 1946. This original technical description of the ENIAC detailed the machine right down to its resistors
Evelyn Boyd Granville: Earned her doctorate in Mathematics in 1949 from Yale University, was one of the first African American women to earn a Ph.D. in Mathematics. During her career, she developed computer programs that were used for trajectory analysis in the Mercury Project (the first U.S. manned mission in space) and in the Apollo Project (which sent U.S. astronauts to the moon).
Erna Schneider: Earned Ph.D. in the philosophy and foundations of mathematics from Yale University. In 1954, after teaching for a number of years at Swarthmore College, she began a research career at Bell Laboratories. While there, she invented a computerized switching system for telephone traffic, to replace existing hard-wired, mechanical switching equipment. For this ground-breaking achievement — the principles of which are still used today — she was awarded one of the first software patents ever issued (Patent #3,623,007, Nov. 23, 1971) . At Bell Labs, she became the first female supervisor of a technical department.
Joan Margaret Winters: Began working in Computer Services at Cornell University in 1970. She later became Coordinator for User Support, a position that included managing the office’s consulting and educational functions. While at Cornell Winters also designed and implemented SPINDEX II applications for the Department of Manuscripts and University Archives. In 1980 Winters took a position as a scientific programmer in SLAC Computing Services at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center.
The list goes on but i’m outta time.
Stupid Bitch do one thing. Make two columns.
Put in one column all the contributions,inventions,discoveries made by wimmin since the dawn of civilization
&
In another column put down all the contributions,inventions & discoveries made by man since dawn of mankind.
You will soon realize wimmin’s contributions are basically an insignificant drop in the ocean & are neither path breaking, ground breaking or significant enough to merit much attention.
The problem is bitches like you who mouth these statistics like some holy shit are TRUE BITCHES in REAL SENSE & NEED A BIG KICK IN YOUR ARSE.
The wimmin folk who have done some contribution to the advancement of mankind understand their value of contribution & know exactly where they stand with respect to man.
THEY DO NOT BITCH.
Margaret R. Fox – Secretary
Adele Goldstine – Unpaid secretary
Evelyn Boyd Granville – Can count
Erna Scheider – Lesbian?
Joan Margaret Winters – Who cares?
Bottom line this is NOTHING, NOTHING compared to the contribution of men!
It’s like saying, men invented the car but women invented ‘car seat covers’.
Actually, come to think of it, I believe a MAN invented ‘car seat covers’…