Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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yeah well gimme your ip address and we’ll see how good she is at computer science
How do you account for women who aren’t bad at computers? Do you actually not believe they exist? That seems stupid on the same level that holocaust denial is stupid. My mother has a PHD in computer science from MIT. She’s better at computers than most people, which means most men and most women.
The thing women suck at the most is sodomizing little boys and girls. I mean, that’s what they’re for! Why don’t women have sex with children? It’s natural. I only penetrate vestal asses and supple skin on baby penis. What about YOU Dick? Do you prefer little boys or little girls?
Correct Bob, for I like dick-butt :) Watcher!! You promised me a blowjob for my birthday! I’m waiting you sexy beast ;)
Women love Jiggaboo doodle too.
Reply with logic, you obviously need help with that, may i help you?
any girl whos good with computers must have given up cooking or cleaning. they can handle that many skills at once
Not all women suck at life (computers)! I know a really geeky girl and she’s fricken amazing at technology and anime and stuff =D Just cuz ur hot doesn’t mean you have to be stupid! She’s really nice too….. :3
Im better with computers then most guys.
Ah, I see…
I’ve interrupted children’s play time…
Eh, mediocor funny, lacks point and sexual reference.
You’re just being lazy, 2/10
Childs games are no fun, unless im pretending to be a child.
You only wish you had the body of a little girl :P
YOU only wish i had the body of a little girl :P
The nazis warned us !
DEATH TO CUNT POWER!
Hell no..?
I have been reading Watchers link in my spare time, as it is very long lol
Although what i plan to say on it is clear bias against it, i do agree with allot of what is said in the link. I simply see no point in going over what i agree with on such a long article.
He speaks of “right” being that of a legal term that when collectively agreed upon by society -at which time is referred to as the state, IE, men- to be morally correct it becomes that comparable to that of law.
He also comments on how the state runs in facts and not emotions, and adding such laws to society is always done in the interest of the state. He gives clear examples of money here being that of the contribution to that of the state, that of which females, at the time, contributed nothing.
First off it was males who voted to give females rights, whether this vote was by submitting to female force, or whether it was by moral obligation; both fit clearly into his said cause.
Having females “rebel” is bad for the state, making it in its best interest to address the issue.
Having females work is good for the state; they pay taxes, and aid the state in doing so. Both financial and moral reasons to give females equal rights by his own induction are met.
I have not finished reading -because it is fucking huge- but so far i find some of his generalisations either wrong, exaggerated or just bias in odds.
He also compares the influence of females today as to that of letting them in at all. granted he does give credit to females on rare occasion; even if i believe the females he gives credit to is far larger then he implies.
The effects of giving females equal rights do not, imo, take away from the basic fact that a female should have the “right” to choose for themselves. He himself said some females deserve credit for the success they have in the work they do -even if he claims it is because a man put her there, which is as stupid as saying parents that died 40 years ago have 100% credit for everything their child achieves in their lifetime-
I see the article like technical documentation, he is working in facts and that is great, but i also think -granted i have not finished reading so i may most certainly be wrong- that he skips common sense in the interest of being technically correct.
For example he makes an analogy about how letting females get what they want and giving them the same rights as man is comparable to the rights of vermin being exterminated or test animals.
I mean sure, he is technically right, but if females refuse to live by the standards set by men they have 2 options, slavery or compromise; slavery would end in war. Much like if rats “rebel” (mental image of amassing rat army) they just get wiped out. “Let’s kill off all females then “humanity” will flourish!”
The blatant end result is a female is a males other half, we need each other and we have to co-exist. To co-exist means we must compromise, and come to an understanding that both can accept.
If you wish to add what is better for humanity>outweighs what females want; Then you can compare that to all the fictional stories to things like “the borg” or any other form of mind control, that takes away the will of the person; that implies men also.
The reason males lead for so long was genetic, males are stronger than females and without technology females would die off, especially in the weakened state of pregnancy.
However the time of females needing males protection is long since dead; and with it the leverage men had over females.
Females now are in a position to make their own decisions, because we are now safe, thanks to men.
The problems we face now are not about any of this; it is about power, and roles. Males have lost power -and for good reason- that is not to say we are not indebted to you -because we are and have been subservient for a long time- it is to say we are no longer reliant on you -at least as a species, some dumb blonds still clearly are-
Generally speaking, when people no longer need others, they no longer care for them. That is not a female trait, it’s human.
So it makes sense that females are not going to “suck up” to males if they are not reliant on them. Today, females “suck up” to a man to get what they want, because they do not have the means, or it is too hard, to get what they want themselves. They are reliant on that man. The problem here is it is very temporary, unlike protection or financial reliance like in the past. Especially with laws biased to females, which is another topic.
What we struggle with today is perfecting the balance, females had no rights. By no rights i do not mean to say that they were treated badly, i do not mean to say men had their foot on the female’s neck as he collared her. What i am saying is that we had no freedom of choice.
Males have given females the same rights as men, where you idiots stuffed up is giving females all the extra crap they asked for. Figuring out a solid plan on paper on how things should work in regard to gender is simple. A role is based on the ability of that individual to fulfil that role. The problem is society is almost never run by pure logic but a majority of how that society “feels” -and that goes for males as well don’t gimmie that males control their emotions crap lol-
To sum it up I 100% support the idea that females rights needed to change from what it was, the right to vote and to choose for themselves how to live. The clusterfuck we have now is tweaking it to get to where we are both synergetic.
You still manage to fundamentally misunderstand…
Come back in let’s say 10 years? At least you do try to understand and that is a good sign.
Can you at least point out what you disagree with and why?
Okay, not tonight though – I’ll try.
Okay – but that is like the 3rd time u have said that =P
Alina you’re the attention-whore of this website, congratulations.
wow doings and dealings you are a bigot. why don’t you just replace the word woman with an ethnicity. I don’t know put Mexican in there or why don’t you say Mongolians or Micronesian. your biased opinion towards women is the same as the racist bullshit i’ve also had to deal with all my life… You are an ignorant bitch!
Why don’t you just replace the word Delisa with ‘welfare cunt’.
Mayn I’ve worked since I could work and I am not complaining. I walked miles just to get to work! I am educated and I will soon have my masters. You all claim that there has been no oppression for woman, but there has always been less educational opportunities. I don’t care about your physical attributes or that you may become violent with me. I have had to learn what it means to defend myself. and I have ran into this site before but I do not hate men. I love men. I don’t want anyone to have an unfair life with unequal opportunities for growth. I am just over you loud mouth sniveling worms trying so hard to make the lives of the many woman and their struggles insignificant. You all had mothers and your out of your mother fucken mind to think that a woman wont stand up to your foolish self fulfilling propaganda. You fucking GD wish that you were better than a woman. and my disdain at for you people asking for woman to be submissive or “respectful” to this kind of reproach. I served my country. I am more intelligent than most men i know. I have always held important roles I was military Intel(an oxymoron I know) as well as a computer analyst …in every job that I have had and I have been always been in a position of leadership and i have been honored with many awards for my outstanding performance. in that same token I have also ignored many racial and gender biased discriminating remarks… I know this is just a forum… and that this is just some lamo flame war with a bunch evoking trolls, but there is some truth being spoken that is relevant to the way people believe and it is a degrading adversary that I have faced for some years. the fears of people when they are faced with losing power, and unable to adapt to change. Women are not anything these articles portray these are in fact just fabrications from a frenzied mind. I was here and now I am gone… Good luck with your lives bigots and morons.
Thanks cuntard.
You have nothing better than Cunt to say to anything, just shut your face it’s not even worth saying anymore.
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LEAD & STARING ROLES 99.9 % of the TIME WHILE WOMEN LOVE
THE PORN THAT SHOWS FEMALES HAVING HOT SEX WITH TWO MEN!
I LOVE PORN!!! TOO BAD NOTHIN BUT GAY NUTCRACKERS OVER HERE
HOMOSEXUAL & BISEXUAL MEN SUCK AT BEING FEMALES YET ON
THIS SITE THEY TRY THEIR DAMNDEST TO BE WOMEN BRAGGING ABOUT
THEIR CUNTS & VAGINA’S WHICH IS REALLY MADE OF THEIR ASSHOLES!
LOL, NO.
I personally think that this dude has not met… oh, about 99% of women worldwide. I myself haven’t, either, but I’ve met women who can do much better than the .001% of men that actually did something. Look at it this way. Yes, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. But Hitler started WWII. Yes, George Washington was the first president. Genghis Khan caused loads of terror. What I’m saying, Dick and all the other dicks, is that you shouldn’t just see the good. Men aren’t perfect. Neither are women, it’s true, but you are seeing this selectively. Open your mind and look around- you might notice something behind your ego.
…yes, truth.
I wish my opening statement in this site was that great, i kinda got trolled
You got trolled because you got caught posing as a chick online with your pants down, exposing your 4 inched dick.
Cunt.
We men know how to usethe computer cuz theres porn in it XD
lol!
Im not going to lie, i have learned allot about computers fixing the problems that come with porn….
Interesting hobbies you have, either its stalking or something related to porn.
I don’t call porn a hobby, porn goes hand in hand with being single.
You’re single? That explains a lot, a whole fucking lot at that. I smell a fish, a fucking huge one at that. I wish you luck with your weight problem Alina.
To all regular posters – sorry for my absence, I’m back now.
@Arouet
You asked me to post my thoughts on the ‘women’s movement’; if it has achieved anything of benefit and if it was a legitimate movement.
The task has proved to be ASTOUNDINGLY frustrating; I just felt that I was unable to really capture and express the quintessential flaws in its ethos.
I was unsatisfied with my every attempt that I made in trying to define what my mind was so easily able to intuit – until now.
I have found an essay, a marvellous piece of pros, which eloquently expresses what I was unable to write.
Please read it and tell me what you think.
http://infomotions.com/etexts/gutenberg/dirs/etext04/wsuff10.htm
Ok.. this is true..
Ok look, if a guy screwed up no one would say “Heh men are so stupid, they don’t know how to do anything”. So everybody is nitpicking women to the point where we are not allowed to get it wrong. That is what makes us.. well, good. So there.