Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Yes sick feminist women will soon be replaced , the other women don’t have to be worried because these are targeted only on feminist ,and the more sick feminist the more artificial wombs and robots will be build.
And sick feminist don’t think you’ll be able to change to normal then , because we will know witch one of you were sick feminist and you’ll see what it means to compete against men !!!
WELL FUCKING SAID! :)
Fuck off, dumb nigger bitch.
Well said
Judit Polgar, you dyke.
Men don’t fall in love with their competitors. They may respect them, or fear them, or loathe them, but they don’t love them. When you cast yourself in the role of a competitor you signed up for this. We put our competitors down. That makes sense in a competitive world.
If a women insists on being a man’s competitor she shouldn’t expect too much generosity, trust or forgiveness. It doesn’t work that way.
There is actually ONE woman who can almost hold her own when it comes to world class Chess against men (Judit Polgar) - ONE woman, not much is it…?
In fact it’s a fucking piss poor turn out, because women are just unable to grasp this beautiful game, it’s strictly beyond them and they are in essence utter shit when it comes to competition of any kind against MEN. Obviously computers are beyond them, I mean where are we leading with this forget Map reading they don’t even know their left from their fucking right!
YOU CAN COOK YOU CAN FUCK YOU CAN DO THE WASHING UP NOW I’VE HAD ENOUGH COME ON FUCK OFF.
I don’t sux at computers because computers don’t have pennis….. btw why guys put that stupid stupid face when a girl is sucking it… is so easy to crunch it when they misbehave .. * showing her theet proudly*
You suck enough at computers to know they keyboard is a useful tool to make COMPLETE sentences with MINIMAL spelling mistakes. And to help with spelling mistakes man has created such tools as FIREFOX and a red line that says “Hey, you spelled THIS wrong”.
You have just make one female programmer very pissed off.
So fuck you.
We can already do that with your eggs. You’re a couple decades behind.
I’m pretty sure that almost none - if any - of those statements was an argument. They were just insults. Classic female behaviour.
“Oh let me guess, a man will one day find out how to grow a full baby in a test tube and then woman will become obsolete - hello you still need our eggs.”
If we can grow full babies in test tubes… why would we need eggs?
To add to your comments, she has clearly never read the article saying how women do, in fact, carry the child around for 9 months, but she sits on her ass and bitches about everything and then afterward raises them like shit.
“Hitler was raised by a single mother”
And as well I did have a girlfriend until a big argument rolled out. Well that’s life. And you know what? Her personality accounted for many things Dick has said in the past. Why you keep thinking that we are gay/no girlfriends cause we realize women are inferior thanks to Dick is beyond my caring.
By the way Ross, this wasn’t intended towards you, just more of something I would’ve added. This was all sent to Man hater.
True, but the overwhelming majority are men, no women has ever reached the 2800 rating, and chess or any strategy game to any whore is a mystery, because she will consider it to be “boring” or “unessential”. When two men are using their manminds to compete in this game, a women hates that because she is jealous of the fact that she cannot comprehend such logic. As a matter of fact, women need their own “women’s world chess championship”, come on chess is not a contact sport, why cannot it be integrated with men’s. Because woman’s chess is something like softball not baseball, it is just there to appease the rare chessplaying female crowd and cannot stand up to the intensity of real gaming.
I’ll take that bet. As long as I can determine the spread.
-Dick
I’d like to see you play chess against Susan Polgar. I’d bet money that she’d easily win.
Very True Mr. Masterson,
Also one other thing they cannot do is play chess. That is not a woman’s game, and I cannot bear to associate a women to that game even in my dreams. I am an avid player. Everything you say leads me to believe they are incapable of creating strategies, understanding cause and effect relationships, forseeing, visionaries, defending, women are handicapped when it comes to that. That is why they cannot be good politicans, military generals, CEOs.
Trend like this did not come to my country yet, so I look what’s comeing, other than this I should be in my bed like an hour ago…. But on the other hand this might be something you didn’t see. It’s astonishing.
That’s a awesome pun by the way. Mammorial Day, heh.
Eh, I don’t need a video to see stupid women I can just walk outside. Besides that, anything else?
Sure, how are you today. Its 00;35 here Im going to sleep soon. I just watched that video of these two girls - link under Happy Memmorial Day, thread.
You are contradicting yourself
Just leave her alone studio. It’s how women take being rejected. Moan, gripe, and a NO U AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME LULZ! Leave the poor kid alone and she’ll go away after the temper tantrum.
I never said I wanted to give you any.
ha ha feeling sorry for yourself. the last person I want answers from is you
If you keep calling every man an idiot you won’t get any answers.
Studioline where I come from in 10:57 in the morning you idiot
This happy female is still typing her message at 1:45 am.
She is hating herself for being so incompetent about men.
*hate
You people wouldn’t know intelligence unless in bit you in the ass. I bet you we doing all of your web surfing last night at the internet cafe because you had no one to home to last night. If you have a pet, I doubt very much whether they would want to spend any time with you either.
I think I have you guys figured out, either you have some very bad psychological problems or you are what normal people call geeks. The ones who cannot find girlfriends and are now pissed off with every female on the planet. Did a really beautiful girl piss on your parade or something or embarrass you because your face resembled a large pizza or because your penis is the size of a cocktail sausage.
Maybe you’re the type of guys who find that putting women down boosts your masculinity (lol). If you guys had women so much, do you have respect for your mother, grandmothers, aunts, nieces and all the other females in your family, if so then you are leading double standard lives, pretending to be one way in front of the family and then do a personality swap when you arrive on this site.
Strange to think that there are still sexists bastards like you on the face of the planet. Newsflash women are the ones who have to carry your offspring or did you miss that particular Biology when you were at school, did you even go to school?
Oh let me guess, a man will one day find out how to grow a full baby in a test tube and then woman will become obsolete - hello you still need our eggs.
Maybe I will get answers to my questions here, although I doubt it, what makes men think that they are superior to everyone else, is it because they have a phallus between their legs - man that has to be uncomfortable. Ya you guys can pee standing up - guess what so can I. guess you aren’t as superior as you make out to be
Don’t bother anymore, cowards like this can never face themselves. It’ll just repeat until she leaves. African, women’s rights, I’ll kick your ass, blah blah blah. Man I’ld laugh but it’ld be like laughing at a dung beetle for using bullshit, because that’s all she has to offer. Man Hater, thanks for the wonderful evening. You’re the best entertainment we’ve had in a while. Ciao, coward. <3
Oh what a wonderful and thoughtful, and may I add, intelligent way to prove me wrong. Oh how I must bow to your incredible wit and articulate arguements.
Or so that small piece of grey matter can comprehend: Bitch please. :D
You say you are on this site to fight for women’s rights, but I don’t buy that. This is the last place on earth where you are going to convince anybody. So you must be here for a different reason. You like to get attention. In stead of making yourself useful for the people you pretend to care about, you’re amusing yourself. How typical. You’re about as helpful to the underprivileged as Winnie Madikizela.
piss off
Right, that totally means something over the internet.
spineless coward, ha ha ha ha. dude i would gladly tell you to your face that you re an asshole
ah cute a poem
Quite frankly little chica, you’re full of shit. Instead of DOING something about it you bitch and moan about it at people who don’t care over the internet. BAAAAW Africa is in ruins BAAAWW. If you’re just going to complain instead of fixing things you have no right to talk about who’s doing what. You’re just using the problems of other people to bully people from a safe location over the net. Take your hypocritical rantings somewhere else, you spineless coward.
I am Glad I’m A Man
I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I can’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.
I can not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want - I’m long immune to your shit.
I can not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.
I can not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.
I can not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I am not a coward waiting to sting; I can not cry in wait for some ring.
I can not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I can not carry our differences into the sack.
I can never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.
I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know the time and I know what to do.
I feel that it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I can not assume you are permanent by any measure.
I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.
Doubt, I am completely the opposite of angry, I am amused, you need to try harder to get me angry
spell what properly, oh i see it’s because i used coz instead of because. Gee you are petty aren’t you
-insert edited joke about comparing gay people to her here-
She may be an idiot, but it’s fun to get her angry. At least for me it is.
Arbalest, seen that I have been proven wrong - you are an idiot.
You don’t know what the fuck goes on outside the borders of your own bloody country - i live here so I see the injustices everyday, unlike yourself who gets everything second hand and couldn’t possible know what the truth is, so use the google on the internet machine and get educated
Not only that, because someone does something halfway across the world from you does something you can do it too? Childish. Also, it’s WOMEN. If you’re going to insult one’s intelligence you could at least spell correctly.
And rightfully so. Thank you for point that out, chest-hams.
Yes, actually I am. After all, for the last hour or so, I’ve been talking to a complete idiot.
“Yes, that is a faggot-Nazi talking about how much gays suck. I have archived your typical butt-sore feminist, a stupid whore who has no idea what she’s talking about. It’s all one in the same, they contradict themselves, they watch us execute their half-baked feminist garbage inches from their face, and they run off the internet (yes, manholes consider internet forums physical locations) to cry the blood out of their eyes. Anything that both entertains and educates me is worth my time and my money. The fact that our ideology is both irresistible to manholes and makes them cry is a very nice bonus”
AND YOUR POINT IS. I never once said that gays suck, really now your archiving is supposed to bug me, ha ha - you clearly have nothing intellectual to do. No, internet forums are not locations anyone with brain cells know that. if you find this entertaining then, well i am soo sorry to say that you definitely don’t have a life. and no your ideology is not irresistible and it sure as shit does not make me cry, in fact I am pissing myself laughing hahahahahahaha.
Did I once say that i hated people based on their nationality, it was just a question you ass.
You basically did, chica.
“You have no idea about what is happening in Africa - so i suggest that you don’t comment.”
Because we didn’t automatically agree with you, you assumed we didn’t know what the fuck we were talking about. That and the obviously sarcastic way you asked in the first place infers that you were refering to the typical stupid american stereotype. “oh gee”? Get the stick out of your ass.
And yes Oprah should have done a thorough check to see who she was employing, as is common business practice when it comes to care givers in school.
And where was I evading facts, you really know how to read between invisible lines
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Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
Tell that to all the women selling their kids off for food in Africa. Or to Oprah who made a school there only for it to be targeted by a female pedophile.
Instead of realizing the fact that female pedophile put your natural mothering bullshit to shame you went on about how Oprah should have did such and such. While I hate to defend a bitch like Oprah, ragging on her instead of the african female pedophile shows that not only are you unable to see when you’ve been proven wrong, but that you REALLY don’t care about what’s going on in your country.
coz you are one
What issue have you raised, had there been any I would have addressed them.
And with the name calling, this is common practice on this site, so when in Rome do as the romans do - all this site does is call woman all sorts of derogatory names.
Feeling sorry for yourself are you?
Yes, that is a faggot-Nazi talking about how much gays suck. I have archived your typical butt-sore feminist, a stupid whore who has no idea what she’s talking about. It’s all one in the same, they contradict themselves, they watch us execute their half-baked feminist garbage inches from their face, and they run off the internet (yes, manholes consider internet forums physical locations) to cry the blood out of their eyes. Anything that both entertains and educates me is worth my time and my money. The fact that our ideology is both irresistible to manholes and makes them cry is a very nice bonus.
No, YOU are the one changing the subject, you haven’t addressed any of the issues I raised. And you’ve been name calling and insulting people all the time, so you have no right to speak. Even just now, you called me a halfwit.
and what was that last little link in aid of?
typical, when the going gets the tough the little boys start with the insults.
Do us all a favour, either get laid, if you ca find someone, and then grow up, you guys are pathetic
Fighting for manhole rights on this website - what a stupid fuckface! Jesus Christ, how this brings up memories.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/gay.txt
O, look who’s getting defensive! No, you just hate people based on their gender. Same difference.
Why did God create the manhole?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
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3. How do you annoy your manhole during sex?
-Call her.
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4. Why do manholes fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of “making love”
-Something a manhole does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your manhole starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
_____
7. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
_____
9.What’s the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One’s mad cow disease; the other’s an agricultural problem.
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10. Why does the manhole always wear white?
-Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
_____
11. What do you say to a manhole with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she’s been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your mail-order broad keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
_____
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
_____
15. What is the difference between a battery and a manhole?
-A battery has a positive side.
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16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-manhole
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17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
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18. How are fat manholes and mopeds alike?
-They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
_____
19. What should you give a manhole who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
_____
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
_____
21. Why does a manhole smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she’s given her last blow job.
_____
22. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.
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23. What’s the difference between your manhole and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.
_____
24. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
_____
25. Why is the space between a manhole’s breasts and her hips called
“waist”?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
_____
27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.
_____
28. Why did the manhole cross the road?
-What’s the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
_____
29. Why are there no girl astronauts on the moon?
-’cause it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
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30. How is a manhole like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Did I once say that i hated people based on their nationality, it was just a question you ass.
And yes Oprah should have done a thorough check to see who she was employing, as is common business practice when it comes to care givers in school.
And where was I evading facts, you really know how to read between invisible lines
Then you’re barking up the wrong tree. We don’t give a rat’s ass about women’s rights.
Next she’ll be giving a shitface remark about people opinions of her! That’ll totally set us straight.
Oh look, now she’s hating people because of nationality AND blaming Oprah for the fact that a AFRICAN WOMAN raped children in her school.
Gee, a woman evading facts to keep her point going? That never happens.
trampling on the right of other - when you guys go out of your way to tell the world that all women are whores and useless, that seems like a lot of trampling there already.
And you didn’t answer my question, are you an American
Not if you are trampling the rights of others in the process.
You have no idea about what is happening in Africa - so i suggest that you don’t comment.
Oprah should have done her homework properly is she was sooo damn clever and has soo much money.
Oh gee, next question - are you an American
There are also many men who are against the war in Iraq, but that doesn’t stop you from blaming “men” for it. So, I’m sorry, but you’re a woman and therefore to blame for the massive infanticide that happens every year. Equality is a bitch isn’t it?
What you don’t appreciate is that it only takes a small number of individuals in the right positions to start trouble. Suppose the world was run entirely by women. What would you do, if a few of them, envious or vindictive perhaps, started a conflict? Not defend yourself? It’s very easy for women, who do not actually have to keep order in this world, to claim that they can do better. I’m all for it. It’s about time you start pulling your weight. Then we can sit back and criticize you for a change.
Here’s a sample of your natural mothering tendencies.
Womyn only have 3 rights.
1. Right to remain silent.
2. Right to make me a sandwich.
3. Right to fetch me a beer.
“” These are quotes. They are made of english symbol and sign of sarcasm.
I’ld tell you to read but it seems it must be hard to read a monitor while your mouth is erupting in bullshit.
Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
Tell that to all the women selling their kids off for food in Africa. Or to Oprah who made a school there only for it to be targeted by a female pedophile.
honour - i am fighting for woman’s rights on this site and that gives me plenty honour you halfwit
oh and arbalest i wasn’t banned, you idiot read the posts properly, dipshit
Nonsense, you can’t ban people, unless they have a sense of honor and simply stay away because they know they’re not welcome. You can only block the IP address which can easily be circumvented by using a proxy or an anonymizing service etc.
Oh by the way I am one a the few who find the killing of innocent children to be completely inhuman.
Women are notorious troublemaker, Newsflash I live in South Africa where we are affected by the people like Robert Mugabe killing innocent people and land grabbing - had Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
I don’t know, I’m having a great time. And what are you doing here then, if you have so much more important things to do?
Says the one coming back dispite the fact that you were “banned” and no one likes you. Riiiiight.
The number of people killed in Iraq is nothing compared to the number of unborn children that are killed each year, mostly for no good reason, apart from the fact that their mothers don’t love them enough to allow them to live. You of all genders shouldn’t be pointing the finger.
Also: if women were running the world, there’d be even more conflicts then there are today, because you’re notorious troublemakers. Just visit a women’s prison to get a little preview of what it would be like.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You guys obviously don’t have a life, and it serves you right
Nope that’s not why - it’s because I found out how to not be banned you ass, I do know how to use this thing that i am tying on
You know even though I can tell you’re not serious, the fact that so many women come here and think that way for real kinda shoots down the laughter.
We’re doing it on the honor system. That’s why you’re still here: you have no honor.
Oh by the way Maggie thatcher ended the unions in the UK, which in my opinion was an awesome decision. I live in a country where the unions are responsible for all the shit that goes on here. Typical only focus on the crap things that she did. When the men are to blame for all the deaths in Iraq, ooh lets see Tony Blair and that idiot Bush
It’s big coz you have to understand it
Your mind is way too small to see that was a trap, chica. It was kinda obvious women would come in anywho so the women going on about “HAHA I’M ON YOUR WEBSITE” only work to prove one point of his or another. Like the way you manage to get substance to the whole “Women are facists” AND the “women stop learning at 8th grade” bit. Not to mention the ego. The way you make women look exactly how Dick says they are is more of a asset then anything, and really not wo