Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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smrtpants,
I don’t think that they are disregarding you because of substandard intelligence, I think its because you don’t seem to understand that when you say something no matter how intelligible it may seem to you, it actually has to mean something to the respondee. Try thinking about what the other person has to deal with when they see your posts.
– Strength and Honor–
Understood. I will do just that, and thank you for taking the time to point out where I’m (repeatedly) going wrong - it’s not my objective to alienate myself and I am (pathetically/relatively) new to this form of communication…
As you can probably imagine I have similar, although not quite as hate-mongering, hurdles when carrying on conversations in ‘real life’ and all of this helps me in that respect as well. It’s not something new as I have ’struggled’ with this for as long as I can remember [and no, I don't have amnesia...at least that I can recall...].
The internet gives ‘loNers’ [mind the consonant] an opportunity to try their hand at interaction in a different arena, albeit even less inclusive (of expression/mannerism/gesture/etc.) than ‘real time’.
I know, blahblahblah, yawn, sigh, give it up, fuck off…but I won’t, and neither would you if you thought that eventually you could get it right - no matter how berated by the cavemen you ended up being - anything’s better than being disregarded from the get go because you’re [a bit*] unintellig-ible [not -ent].
[*facetiously sarcastic]
No, it doesn’t. But I do have a suggestion for you. Follow Dick’s advice and just GO AWAY!
Has anyone ever done a WP plugin that lets regular readers bury (and promote) comments? Or better yet automatically render comments from certain users invisible? Be a nice feature.
In fact, the best such feature would automatically keep a running tally of a user’s overall karma, and, for any user below, say, -50, none of their posts would appear unless the reader specifically requested them.
I should do some googling.
-wolfe
Go the fuck away.
-Dick
The best advice I can offer, smrtpants — and I’m not being facetious — is some level of self-education.
Reread your last several posts. The problem is that while they make make sense to you, inside your own head, they make no sense to anyone else. Lacking the context of your own mind and perspective, they just don’t make sense.
Remember that your reader doesn’t know what’s going on in your head and may approach your words with a radically different viewpoint than your own. If your words only make sense from a single perspective not shared by your reader, you won’t be communicating with them.
That’s the problem with a primarily written medium like the Internet. In order to be able to coherently participate, you need a fairly strong command of the English language coupled with an understanding of the medium’s limitations.
The medium doesn’t work well for shorthand or anything that requires the reader to make interpretations. You must be clear and coincise with your language, leaving as little room for interpretation as possible.
Your response to my response just doesn’t make any sense even/especially to a ‘moron’ like me…
…I’ve ‘cleaned up my act’ so to speak by adjusting that site accordingly, so what exactly is the problem, precisely?
Also, have made at least one comment [pertaining to another topic] not containing any ‘incoherent’ non-seq’s, etc.; what more can I do…besides go the fuck away, which I have no intention of doing.
smrtpants, you’re an incoherent moron. Go back to abusing whatever happens to be your substance of choice and stop randomly banging on your computer’s keys. Or if you must bang on them in your self-induced haze, open Notepad and do it there.
See, the problem with randomly banging the keys on a Web browser is that, just like the inifinite number of monkeys, you eventually hit apon a combination that causes your nonsense to be submitted to a web site. This has the net effect of causing those engaged in otherwise coherent conversation to stop dead in their tracks attempting to figure out just what in Ghu’s Purple Fingers you’re gibbering about.
So please stick to Notepad, for everyone’s sake.
If you were anything other than a gibbering, substance-abusing idiot, I’d suggest you download Notepad++ — as long as you’re going to bang randomly on the keyboard, you might as well do it with some style.
But then, you’re a gibbering, substance-abusing idiot, so there’s really no point.
No, you whore. Go away and stop trying to sell your body here!
does that answer your “?” ?
?
I won’t go away and I was never trying to sell what’s left of my body anywhere> for this reason I have adjusted that site accordingly, in direct response and with respect to your(pl.) indications of inappropriateness
No, you whore. Go away and stop trying to sell your body here!
fuck me, that was supposed to be asymmetrical…
drat, foiled again…
and just how is it my fault that my parents chose to raise me as a female, besides keeping up with the rx’s, etc….
Symmetric nonsense is supposed to equal wisdom?
It does if you’re a woman and you can fuck off my site.
-Dick
as t.r. says…
‘i believe in nothing, everything is sacred, i believe in everything, nothing is sacred’
…or is it the other way around…makes no nevermind does it now…
Fem, everyone is responsible for their own happiness. No ifs, no buts on that one. You either choose to be happy or you do not.
Your view on relationships - no, wait, everything - is completely fucked up.
“Women suck at computers” would be a good four-word summary of quite a few films.
-wolfe
At first I thought that this topic might be buddy’s ‘in one sentence or less’ review of ‘Swordfish’…
Just so you know Wilma may be a take off of William but makes a poor substitute for a womens name.
Your girly comments have been said over 100 times by other women here. It takes a man also or you wouldn’t be here.
It won’t be long now and men will create something better than a woman to carry our babies. Then women will only be found in museums with their lips glued together so they can no longer disrupt our conversations.