Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Indeed.
No generalization there.
-wolfe
If women find it so difficult to use computers then it’s rather strange that a lot of them have found their way to this awful website.
It’s so hilarious how much you generalise on all women. You seem to lack the knowledge of INDIVIDUALITY.
Women can use computers if they choose to, they don’t have to shag every man in a heartbeat if they don’t choose to. Writing and reading are not beyond a woman’s brain, the majority of women and men seem to grasp it pretty well.
So please go and do something more production with your lives, it’s SHAMEFUL that people in our world make these sort of websites to make up for their lack of testosterone.
Now, have fun hurling abuse at me as I’m sure you will. :)
This is a true encounter. A MAJOR COMPUTER MANUFACTURER’s Tech Support Technician took a call from a woman “claiming” to be having trouble with a computer only 1 day out of the box. The technician worried with her for nearly an hour when she made the remark that it was “hard to see” in that room and continued to say that over the course of the conversation, on a hunch, the tech asked her WHY it was hard to see in that room, she replied, “because the power is off, a car accident had clipped a light pole shutting off power to that neighborhood.”. The tech support told her he knew exactly what to do. “Place the computer and all it’s parts back in the box, tape the receipt to the top, and return it to the place where it was bought. Tell the clerk you would like your money back because you’re too damn stupid to own one.”
What, without men?
More evidence.
-wolfe
Wow!
All men are the same. We’re all better than all women.
Go the fuck away.
-Dick
Do you think that all women are the same? Then maybe it follows that you think all men are the same. Now that’s shallow.! Sorry your mother was so strick.
Oops. My mistake. Carry on.
Nor should they be sock puppeting.
man… if someone is going to claim to be intelligent and post on a site from a position of superior intellect, they should not spell grandeur “grendeur”…
Ive been a computer technician for 10 years now and what you said is absolutely true!
Just fishing for attention, weren’t you? Ho, ho. All laws withstanding, no bounds existent.
pardon my -garity, but if this cunt isn’t plastic [nor the tits], then why would i ever “fuck off in search of…plastic cock(s)”…?
now back to the real hardware…thanks for your advice, nay, even helpful suggestions…
[real cocks aren't going to 'get off' that easy where i'm concerned...]
You’re gorgeous when you go flaming apeshit, pansy panties. You, however, are not an excuse for a woman. Certainly not a pathetic excuse.
If I recall correctly, I advised you to get yourself an ibm comp. pc, or ask a man for help with obtaining parts for and assembling such. I also pointed out I’m parallel with the world of macs.
What you want in terms of a computing machine is analogue to a 1.2l eco friendly miny that can never crash, be crashed, or be crashed into nor stolen no matter how hard anyone tries.
Perhaps such answers are overly elaborate for panty?
Perhaps then, foaming panty can fuck off in search of real men with plastic cocks?
Nay? But a mere suggestion. Oh well…
…but waste not, want not…
yes, yes, ‘foaming at the mouth’…is that the only place that foaming should/does occur…?
listen you sorry excuses for men, i was [out of character i might add!] simply, yes simply [feel free to jump all over that you jackasses] asking for anyone’s [my mistake, obviously] opinion with regard to machines.
you guys are almost a waste of time…almost.
Ryan, you are correct. Women have no idea about sarcasm.
There’s a seperate thread which covers this fact right here.
Enjoy.
(Unless you are female, in which case feel free to start foaming at the mouth after perusing it.)
Hmm i think most of these people are fucking idiots and don’t know what sarcasm is…
Interesting what girly or ambiguous names do to some men, wolfe.
Marion Morrison springs to mind.
-Big Al