Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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You’re too fucking stupid.
All you men who feel this way listen and listen good. “By the way if your brains think that i mean that seriously it’s a figure of speech” I love men. Well those who can see what women really are. And no you can’t really know what or who women really are because you odveously have never been near or around one. Frankly i think that your mothers or some other person sexually abused you when you were young and i’m sorry for that if they did but those people needed help. Not all women are whores, or sluts, or even stupid. In fact were pretty damn smart compared to those of you idiots out there that think women are good for nothing. Who gave birth to your stupid ass??? Ummm… I think that would be a Ewe. And just because a female sheep has a name and a male doesn’t means jack. That would be like comparing you to a male donkey. Jackass much?? But wait the female donkey doesn’t have a name?? Ya i have a feeling that you idiots won’t get far, i’m talking about the smart hot manly men, you know the one’s that arn’t you. You’d better think twice about saying that shit around me in public and be damned glad that this is just the internet, because (and i’m 16) I would kick your ass you sexist pig!! You don’t have muscles you have sacks that hang off of your arms. Look it up women are doing more now, we don’t cow down to your shit anymore, were independant and kicking your ass.
You are a stupid fucking pussy worshiping kid.
Women are only taking over college because there’s a huge amount of beurocrats who know the fantasy of feminism gets them voted and an equal amount of professors and who know that dumb fuck women lusting for college degrees and the money they’ll bring means blowjobs for life.
This little fantasy doesn’t exist outside the Western world, the home of weak Euromales who let women run their lives. In China they know better, and they will end the “estrogen paradise fantasy” when they shit on our loans because anyone with a brain knows female backed currency is like taking water from a stone, not that a dumb cunt or a cunt worshipper like you wouldn’t try either.
hahahaha nice i didn’t think anyone would reply, this sucker has faster replys than torrentspy, kudos on that. later
That was very funny, Billy.
-Dick
I rate her a 10. That would be 0 for intellect, 0 for originality, 10 for age.
No girls can’t pull off the man disguise because something is noticeably missing here. A brain.
It is really Toni the tigerette.
Little Feat - Fool Yourself
Look at that pathetic use of profanity. Definitely a woman posing as a man. Please, when in doubt, refer to the Laws of Women.
She obviously likes the frosties adverts in the U.K. And using the word ‘fuck’ is an art. A man art. Like, fuck you for coming to a site you aren’t welcome.
No man would have to go through such lengths to prove his masculinity.
Look at that pathetic use of profanity. Definitely a woman posing as a man. Please, when in doubt, refer to the Laws of Women.
If he is a man. But just because the name says so, doesn’t mean its true.
Hmmmmmmm………sounds like a young and thoroughly confused and thoroughly pussy-whipped man. Just my opinion mind you, no proof, pretty much exactly the same as his post.
Just like opinions and assholes, yours stinks, move along retard, nothing to see here. (Dammit, by man law he gets to stay)
I don’t suppose bonehead there understands Man-Humor at all…….then again, he did cite Personal University Statistics which are generally flawed, as statistics themselves never include ALL the true and factual information, only numbers themselves, only what the statisticians WANT to prove.
As far as computers go? Please tell me who designed and built them?
Who is teaching your girlfriend how to USE one in a world where you can simply go and USE ONE AND LEARN HOW BY TURNING THE MOTHERFUCKER ON.
I DO assume you are a shithead. Only a shithead would say “I don’t want to offend you” and continue with “im teaching my girlfriend computer shit and she could build and set up a computer faster than any of you fucks.”
Can’t be a man. A man would say “Fuck you, you are all stupid and this is why……proof”. In his case, he says, “Insult you, but not, fuck you, but not……computers and a man is teaching her”.
Is that a WOMANLY man or what? Of course, even monkeys can learn sign language little man, and so a woman can learn computers. (Fuck, that is just mean to say, but I LIKE it)
PS My IP hash will be changed. Ha, ha , haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i was just curious as to see if there was truly a site out there that if i googled “women suck” that if anything would come up. Wow u’ve proven the impossible. Women suck at computers WOW, guys suck at everything else, and I am one. Wait twenty years my fellow testosterone filled dateless males and you will see that women will over take you in computers and everything else. Female university attendance is over taking male, and their schooling grades are often far higher than the majority of men. Sure im estimating from experience, but thats exactly it, I’m saying this from first hand experience. How often has anyone on this site every talked to a girl? This is the type of site that assumes that all muslims are terrorists, fuck that. I’m second generation European immigrant. I’m as fucking white as they come. And I could just as easily be a terrorist as any muslim. Do not assume anything, do not assume that all women are far less “model” human beings as yourselves. I do not want to offend any of you. I just want you to think, think about something other than yourself and your little cause here to put down women. And fuck women not being better than men at computers, im teaching my girlfriend computer shit and she could build and set up a computer faster than any of you fucks. And i am seriously a guy, i have two balls, ones lower than the other, its fucking grrrrrrrreat. Fuck that.
Ps. Fuck
I also forgot to add that we won’t listen to you or care because you are a whore and act liek one.
The term is ‘productive’ and your a bit stupid aren’t you. Why don’t you something more productive than coming to this and bitching to a bunch of men who don’t care and wont listen to you.
Woman are just not in the calibre of men in any category.
Should I even comment?
Woe… the poor thing has one of those… Yes A smelly vagina…
oh how she flaunts it..
Be careful with that thing… you never know where it’s been.
Why do women act as though they never fell upon one of the thousands of male bashing sites? Women complain so much and yet they act as if something is wrong with a man who points out their flaws.
Women complain incessantly about men but can’t take it pointed their way. That is one reason why women are NOT allowed here.
Ummm… yes, I changed the conjugation of the verb to be, and incorporated it in square brackets to make it clear that this was a change. Had I left it, your comment would have appeared ungrammatical. In no way did this change the sense of your comment.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with how quoting works, and the stylistic conventions for quoting someone. If that’s the case, I recommend the Chicago Manual of Style. I am surprised that you would be that ignorant, but then you are presumably a woman, so I suppose I should not be.
Back to the point, which you brilliantly avoided by complaining about something which is meaningless and senseless, here at the very entrance to this site it says:
“No women allowed”.
You then write that “reading are not beyond a woman’s brain” (Just for you, I’ve left the verb conjugated incorrectly for that quote. I hope that this makes you happy; personally I think it makes you look even more stupid).
It would seem that either reading (or following instructions) ‘are’ beyond your particular brain.
The very fact that a lengthy response was required to communicate this very simple fact to you suggests a rather extreme cognitive deficiency on your part. Good luck with that.
-wolfe
My testosterone levels make your cuckold husbands look almost estrogen-like, yet here I am on the site and will remain until the goal is completed.
Isn’t it late in the day to be here? I think you have to tell your husband to get ready for “clean up” when your “other man” arrives. Cunt.
How clever, you took a quote of what I said and changed it. Doesn’t that make you look smart? Well, no, not really. Makes me laugh at you though, so it did some good.