Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Stupid people are like women
im a terrorist
Stupid people are like Napolean, they don’t get that they are insane OR stupid………..
Oh, and be sure to have it plugged in and turn on at the wall socket too. Every genius knows they only work that way, right?
Ok, go poke around in your electric toaster with a wire coat-hanger and we’ll call you a genius.
“Stupid is as stupid does,” it has nothing at all to do with the reasons for doing it.
A) Stress? How many more excuses do you have in your Big bad book of fairytales?
B) Stupid? Dying early? You are equating the amount of time you live on this planet as a measure to how “smart” or “successful” someone is… ? That is fucking stupid
C) Fuck off.
Poor sop. Can’t even make sense of his own drivel…
That’s correct, that’s the logical half of your brain hard asleep.
“I think it’s funny that we relate the actions that other take for the reasons we would do them (It’s how our brains work).”
So.. basically… you think the way you think is funny?!
I think it’s funny that we relate the actions that other take for the reasons we would do them (It’s how our brains work).
When we see other people doing something and call them stupid for it, we’re basically calling our reason for their doing something stupid, which in essence is us calling one’s self stupid.
Needless to say, knowledge of anything is not gender specific, the primary reason that there are fewer women in technology is generally related to stress, but then who’s the stupid one for working in a high stress environment and dying early?
Anyways, if somehow I could think that you were pretty much kidding I might have laughed at your observations.
boy, some of you need to learn how to get to the point quickly
Maybe we should check out the number of hits this website has received - and then take a head count of how many of that number are men - I think that would serve to show that this website ( and the many others like it, and the many others that will keep coming up in the future ) indeed are highly successful for the purpose they have been created to serve.
By the way, since women responding to this particular thread are quite vociferous in maintaining that they are NOT technologically impaired, despite whatever we may say, I recommend they apply their not inconsiderable ingenuity and engineering expertise in developing the World’s first Robot Cat - and then make many more of the same model - the thing is, despite all their cleverness,
( and I quote - ” there are lots of other things women helped or invented on their own you might not like to live without. However, in many cases they did not have the legal priviledge of patenting it, so they had their husband or other male relative patent it under his name.Kevlar, some mighty fine life-saving stuff. Optical tools to remove cataracts. Not to mention treatments for Leukemia. And a bazillion others were all invented by women. ” ),
one thing I can assure the motley crew of ” Newtonesses ” here who have hitherto so unfortunately remained unrecognized and unheralded for their valuable and pioneering contributions in the field of Computers, Science, Technology etc., that despite their lofty intellects, and flashes of innovative genius galore, ( they MUST have plenty of “light-bulbs” going off in their imposing skulls all the time in order to have invented the quoted ” bazillion others ” … in fact I’m sure that at some point they will discover evidence to prove that all of Edison’s numerous great inventions, without which I would like to point out, MANkind’s existence today would be intolerable, were in fact invented by his wife, who at the time did not have the legal right to patent them ) - despite all the combined and unrivaled feminist mental and manual genius - past, present and future - one thing they will most regrettably not succeed in discovering OR inventing, will be an anti-aging elixir - the proverbial ” Philosopher’s Stone “.
The unfortunate offshoot of this fact, is that they will, in all likeliness, be spending their Golden years of retirement ( after having invented a ” bazillion more … umm … well, more … something ….. ” ) - in solitude -
Now no doubt, ( as the feminists here will waste no time in apprising us ), Women are, in general, Spiritually superior creatures to the Male of the species, and thus, would not be averse to spending the twilight years of the unparalleled and epoch defining sagas that are their lives, immersed in soul fulfilling lonely meditation ( I think we should inform all the male Yogis sitting in the Himalayas that a bunch of highly intelligent, self-realized feminists are headed in their general direction in the very near future ) … and thus they would circumvent the specter of the afore-mentioned solitude and loneliness that will doubtless be their lot ( and perhaps already is ).
Nevertheless, in my own humble opinion, I feel that the presence of the uniquely designed Robot Feline ( I wonder if this particular engineering marvel would receive patent no. “Bazillion” +1, but I’m sure that unlike the rest of the “Bazillion others “, this particular invention, us Men will definitely be most happy to ” live without “, and no Husband or significant other worth his salt would make the slightest effort to spuriously purloin the patent and the credit for this most unique of all inventions in the long historical list of unique inventions, from his feminist wife or girlfriend that created the said Robot Feline, Patent No. Bazillion+1 ), would greatly add to their lives in their old age, both as a general all purpose distraction from mind numbing boredom, as well as in terms of the therapeutic value of having a house pet of SOME sort, ( in the absence of the Human Male in their lives by this time ), and that too, being a machine at it’s root - a perfectly obedient pet, something which is essential for the self-esteem and general good humor of all feminist women.
i didn’t brag
all i said was that i do well at what you say women can’t
i’m proving a point, not bragging
Well this site obviously isnt a forum for you to brag. If you wish for an ego boost, head over to one of those feminist forums. This site is for men and by men.
I never said that i was a mathematician
And yes, i do the sarcasm
And i never said that i was fantastic at science, though i am good at it
all i’ve said was that i do well at things that people say women can’t do
You are also very good at maths and science. You are also a future mathematician blah blah blah. We get the drift but do you get the sarcasm?
I happen to be very good at computers ( i mean loook at me! I’m on one! )
It’ called MAN-kind for a reason, lets not forget that.
I happen to be a woman and have been using computers since the 80’s
I cannot believe you think women suck at computers. I am awesome at technology, dear. Name some computer terminology for me, ask me some questions. I bet you know jack shit about computer information technology. I had to teach my parents how to program the VCR when I was a little girl. I was doing programming on Commodore 64 Basic computers, the ones they had before hard drives. I was 9 years old at the time. Most men I know do not know anything about computers, they always ask me to do it for them or ask me to show them how. The only ones that may know a little more than me are the younger guys right out of college. The so called REAL men that do things with their hands because they are so manly usually do not know much about technology, nor do they care to. So, just stop generalizing. Not all women are whores or stupid or whatever else you are saying on this website. Why do you hate women so much? I am really sorry that they have hurt you in the past, but that was because you chose to be around the wrong kind of women. Do not judge us all because of the women you have been around.
Take care.