Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Gay jerk.
Wow, OK.
There’s nothing wrong with gay people. What did they do to them? I don’t think that’s very fair to judge the gays like that.
‘Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”’
Feminists want men to stop viewing females as sexual objects. Maybe they should talk to their own gender on this subject?
im just gonna blast this guy.
forget this..
no more DICK MASTERSON no more PROBLEMS.
you just want attention so the media can turn to an
idiot like youu. thats all buddy if you obviously didnt get
girls then.. you DEFINITELY arent gonna get them now :]
smart fagget. go play with some guys.
And what are you gonna do loco- lokito? Like pass a loud and smelly fart???
Dude I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. No problem.
excuse me sir…. but uh lmaoo.
i suggest if you ever in your life
decide that you want a GIRL to be in your life
or to even get laid… i suggest you go to
a country a butfuck village where no one
knows you there im sure you might have a
CHANCE IF YOU KEEP YOUR UGLY GLASSES ON YOU FREAK.
your disgusting and everytime i see your face i wanna die.
NASTY ASS FOO go get some gummy bears enjoy your life instead of hating on fucking women. siktir
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Truer word never spoken. The way to chicks is words and confidence and when you’re a megalomaniac chauvinist who can compile a sentence like this Dick fellow can you’re bound to be able to get laid as easily as ordering a pizza ( provided he doesn’t make loud about this place, but you never know, some chicks might even find it appealing).
I dont think so
I tire of a cocky attitude quickly, also dick mustache and tacky sunnies are the worlds biggest turn off.
That’s a lie. Sunnies like that propelled served Tom Cruise (top gun) and Leonardo (The Aviator) just fine.
Stop LYING to yourself and everyone around you.
You tire of a cocky attitude??
YOUR VERY PRESENCE HERE AND INABILITY TO STAY AWAY PROVES YOU’RE A LYING FRAUD.
Fuck off, insect.
whore: Good name btw Sarah, so fuck off then.
I’ve NEVER done anything to deserve this kind of representation…I don’t understand why you think these things about ALL women. Of course there are some who cheat, lie, marry for money, and all the other things you accuse us of doing, but I’ve never cheated, and I frankly don’t care about the kind of car or how much money my boyfriend has.
Once there was a person caught by kanibals. The person was waiting for his turn to be eaten. One kanibal apprached the person and said – Do you know that not all kanibals are like this I mean not all of us actually like the taste of human meat, I for ex prefer chicken.
What the fuck are you talking about. Are you comparing women to cannibals (please learn to spell)? You have issues.
Yes, whimmin are essentially cannibals. They tear their own kind apart for the amusement of a dominant few without regard for decency or human dignity.
Men, on the other hand, build one another up so we all grow as people and become part of something greater than ourselves. Ever heard of “Brothers in arms”?
“Sisterhood” has no comparable creed, other than that of some “traveling pants”.
Men are better than whimmin at pants.
so psiros the pissflap have you found yourself a new wife – our are you still crying over the last one?
Just as the jetsam from a backed-up toilet in a flood of anti-male laws comes to haunt a man a second time, so do the wayward whimmin, if only to see if, like a cannibal, they left any “meat on the bone,” from the first time.
KeepThePissflapDown,Gentlemen
i bet your fat…fat women pretend to have this mentality because they are not attractive enough to get away with whoring themselves out to get they want…you do give a fuck what your bf drives and the amount of cash he can afford to waste on your worthless ass…your just to fat to say it
I would explain the joke, I find it a lot more entertaining to watch you struggle.
i hope you can stay that way although it is very unlikely erosion will
eventually change you slowly but certainly
ohia… im a gay Guy and this really turns me on!! its true guys are better in beddd i love it coz men have penis !!! anal sex is the best :) honestly you probs dont have any chance of getting laid by a chick but with guys on the other hand !!! woo woo mind you comin from my point of view penis rule. i hate women !! atro here is the biggest cunt in the world women should stay in the kitchen with their legs spread at all time tht’s all their honestly only good for mating/ making babies !!! “i just love man anal” gayyy pride i had sex with a girl once it put me off so i switched to dick n balls !!! i gurgle my boy friends cum my mouth is now a sperm bank!!! :) give me a call xoxox
love you lots n lots astro !!!
LMAO dick, i fuck to please ME not my man :) and it works for both of us.
I BET THERE ARE MORE WOMEN ON THIS SITE THAN MEN LOL
I wish the women who posted here weren’t so fucking stupid. Seriously, girls. This website proves that there are still plenty of misogynists out there just dying for an excuse to say women are too stupid and emotional to be anywhere but the kitchen. So please, my fellow sistas, use spellcheck! You’re making us all look bad.
And saying sistas makes you look even worse.
It’s almost good many modern women aren’t in the kitchen. They’d surely end up lighting it on fire.
You cunt are so pathetic! Can you believe how stupid these bitches are. On your knees bitches!
Sure, generalizing is not typically the way to go but, before you decide to comment. you really should re-read your post before submitting it.
One of the base arguments on this site is that women are opportunistic whores who only care about money and status and will fuck whatever they have to to get it, or even be close to it.
This is the line that fucks your rebuttle: “i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome”. Why is Jimi Hendrix a God? Why is Quentin Tarantino awesome? I’d bet you don’t (or didn’t in Jimi’s case) know either of them personally so who are you to comment on the type of person they are? Oh.. That’s right… You do know one thing about them – they are (were) rich and famous. I would also bet that you wouldn’t hesitate to take either of their cocks wherever they damn well told you to take it too.
Also, and I’m going to lose man points for this I’m sure, but I do agree that some men can be as stupid as women, however, in their defense, chances are they’ve gone retarded due to some stupid petty, unappreciative, nagging bitch who won’t shut the fuck up.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I really do wonder what u think about rape….??
Why do you guys seriously hate women? Just because you guys came around a couple of women who are bitches doesn’t mean the rest of the population is!
Correction, the ENTIRE population is and we still don’t hate women. That means men are better than women.
you will have to prove it
Nice try. You don’t walk into a room full of men who don’t want you there and say “prove it”. Are you fucking crazy? You don’t have to answer that.
Check out menarebetterthanwomen.com Marie, you’ll find all the proof you need.
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Holy shit!!This babe’s fucking crazy!
Hm. She is.
And I have to admit, the majority of my friends are bitches… including myself.
That’s something you’re proud of is it?
You might want to aim higher and don’t forget to put the seat down when you’re done.
“A SLUT wil fuck anyone.
A BITCH will fuck anybody but YOU.”
That’s why we have more respect for sluts and tramps. They’re not trying to get away with PRETENDING they are NOT sluts and tramps.
Carry on bitch.
Ok so lets talk about you insteed of all other women. So, do you like when a man is chasing – pursuing you?
There are several things I should say to you. Actually, most women asked this same question and we have to repeat again and again.
1-Feminism is not a sex, but rather a movement. So, if we are against this movement, this does not mean we are against the female as a sex.
2-It is interesting you are against gender discrimination, and I am too. But do you know who promotes gender discrimination? It is the feminists themselves. So, if you really are against gender discrimination you should blame the feminists.
3-It is customary for the feminists to blame men for the bad things that they do themselves. This is the same as Hitler used to do.
2- Exactly. Racism works the same way. It’s like black people telling me I can’t call them black right after they’ve called me white. Ridiculous.
Sure, generalizing is not typically the way to go but, before you decide to comment. you really should re-read your post before submitting it.
One of the base arguments on this site is that women are opportunistic whores who only care about money and status and will fuck whatever they have to to get it, or even be close to it.
This is the line that fucks your rebuttle: “i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome”. Why is Jimi Hendrix a God? Why is Quentin Tarantino awesome? I’d bet you don’t (or didn’t in Jimi’s case) know either of them personally so who are you to comment on the type of person they are? Oh.. That’s right… You do know one thing about them – they are (were) rich and famous. I would also bet that you wouldn’t hesitate to take either of their cocks wherever they damn well told you to take it too.
Also, and I’m going to lose man points for this I’m sure, but I do agree that some men can be as stupid as women, however, in their defense, chances are they’ve gone retarded due to some stupid petty, unappreciative, nagging bitch whowon’t shut the fuck up.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women are not a race but a sex. The human species has two sexes: the male sex and the female sex. The first is better than the second.
And Quentin Tarantino is a one trick pony who hasn’t made a good movie in years. He’s also a feminist ass-kisser which is probably why you like him so much.
This web site is completly insane im sorry but it is your generally the entire woman race based on women you have met you dont know every woman in the world so how can you know for sure we are all whores i mean thats not very fair there are plenty of ass hole men out there i mean like hitler george bush flavor flave but i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome i just dont see how you cannot see how men can be just as stupid as women and women can be as smart if not smarter than men its not like men dont lie and cheat and men can be whores too
Because we know how to communicate clearly, for fuck’s sake.
Before you open your mouth to suggest that ANY man is “NOT doing enough for YOU” . . . . ASK HIM –>> “Is there anything at all I can do for you?”.
You may shocked at how many times the answer will be,
“No thanks babe, I’m good.”
Try it.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
Try it again . . . but this time, say like you really want to know.
And put it in your tone of voice that you are glad to do it.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
And when he answers you –>> DO IT.
Even if he says “Yes, you can leave me alone for a while because I’m very busy.”
Don’t argue. Don’t give him the neglected woman bullshit. Just leave.
Then next time you see him . . . .
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS??
WE MEN ALWAYS HAVE PEOPLE COMING UP TO US WANTING OUR TIME, ANSWERS, RESULTS, ASKING QUESTIONS, DEMANDING THINGS OF US, HAVING EXPECTATIONS FROM US, ASKING US FOR SHIT . . . .
“Chris can you come here for a minute” . . .
“Chris can you tell me” . . . .
“Ask Chris, he knows” . . . . .
“Chris, I need you to” . . . .
“Chris our company needs to . . . make it happen.”
“Chris what do you think?”
“Chris I need” . . . .
“Chris will have a solution . . .”
“Chris I want . . . .”
“Hey Chris , can you . . . . ”
“Hey Chris, can I get . . . . ”
“Chris , can I have . . . ”
No man wants to come to YOU for MORE of the same shit.
It takes 100X less energy for a woman to ask “Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?” . . . before a woman works her fuckin’ ass off to BLAME men for having no REAL interest in giving her a fucking thing…… including the TIME OF DAY.
Women will waste countless amounts of energy complaining, crying, throwing tantrums and accusing men of not giving them enough before they even ask that question ONCE.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
No woman gets to sit their with her fuckin’ arms folded saying “I deserve this”, “I deserve that”, “I deserve better”, “I deserve more” …. UNTIL SHE HAS ASKED THAT MAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN –>> “Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
And until women have asked that question,
Those woman don’t “deserve” ANYTHING.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?” –>> AND THEN DOING IT …. gives a woman ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE WORLD. And that’s the ONLY woman who “deserves” ANYTHING from any man, including an ounce of happiness.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Ohh .. Thank FUCK… I completely agree!!!!
Suddenly I understand. You have some personal issues, which is why you dislike women so much.
Oh I get it.
You behave like a cunt ,
a guy says “you’re a cunt”
… and now he dislikes women.
Is that right?
Is that how you PERCEIVE it?
It’s got nothing to do with YOU being a stinking cunt,
It’s all him and his issues.
100000 comedians out of work,
and YOUre looking for a job.
Well It’s a good thing we don’t have to “LIKE” the women we fuck, isn’t it bitch. If we waited around for women we actually “LIKED” . . . . YOU would never get laid.
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen at getting women laid.
It’s not irrational of me to see you saying things like “Vaginas are gross” “women are whores” and “women are stupid” and to assume from these comments that you dislike women. In fact, that’s a logical conclusion.
But yes, it’s obviously your issues which lead to your dislike of most if not all females.
Oh and hey, I couldn’t care less if you think I’ll never get laid, or I’m unattractive, or any of that trivial stuff. I’m just saving you some time here, so you don’t have to bother with posting anything like that again. But by all means, feel free too, because it makes you look so irrational and over-agressive. Which I love to see.
Are you on the rag?
No. I am, in fact, an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns.
That comment was so pathetic, I actually found it amusing. Well done!
Weph, are you a cunt too, and you have a swamp between your legs??? be honest
WEPH, … does your boyfriend know you’re an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns???
Is that the shit you pretend he “respects” about you?
Well at least he’s brainwashed to think he’s a lucky guy.
Can’t wait ’til he snaps out of it.
Do be sure to lets us all know, won’t you?
You unfulfilling whore.
Yes, I have a swamp between my legs. No really, against despite what physics says is likely, I have a whole swamp, miles long, hidden between my legs.
Chris, you hide behind insults because you’re not smart enough to formulate a real argument. Go do some research about actualy feminism, then come back and we’ll have an argument.
Until then, feel free to speculate on the future of my relationship as much as you want. But that doesn’t seem like a very ‘manly’ task to me.
Ugh, and I apologise for the typos.
Oh so now your spelling mistakes are called “TYPOS”.
But when a man makes one you consider him “uneducated” and “unable to spell” or make an argument.
What a useless cunt.
Go get fucked.
Seriously.
…. and I don’t “hide behind insults”.
I am fully prepared to wave them in front of your face as I rub your own nose in your own second-class opinion of yourself.
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Comment by Weph
2008-10-23 07:04:45 – IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e
No. I am, in fact, an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns.
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No, you definitely hide behind insults because you don’t have a rational argument. That’s pretty obvious, even to the other men on this site.
Why else have I seen them correct you before? Because you’re not smart and can’t formulate words properly. Think about it.
NOT SMART???
YOU think that a man who can’t spell….
who is OK with taking a back seat to you….
who endorses your whore mentality….
who allows you to attention whore yourself…
who extends you unearned courtesy….
who ‘respects’ you and your cunting behavior for no reason –>> is “SMART”.
Well then, by YOUR standards….
I am certainly very proud to be an idiot.
Stupid bitch Weph going around posting her ladyshit all over the site=One big bloodbath for bitchwranglers like Chris, Psiros etc.,and femicunt thrashers like me.
Thanks Weph,I wont care to return the favour….
Now, this comment is so irrational that all I can take from it is the overt violence. Sounds a little threatening, too. That’s not exactly legal, now, is it.
I didn’t mean the comment to be very rational.I was going to see if you respond to it or not, further proving your bitchily womanliness.If I were you I’d not respond to a single comment from anybody about me, get the fuck out of the website and do something else at 1.31 am in the morning-like sleep.It is a beautifully scorching holiday here in New Delhi and I’ve nothing else to do,so I am doing this.
And please don’t start with those lawyer jokes!
I will cut you.
It’s not 1:30 am where I am. And if telling me to leave hasn’t worked the first 10 times you’ve done it, why would it work this time.
And no, FactFinder, you won’t cut me. So don’t lie, it’s so dishonest.
Oh well if its not 1.30 am where you live, good for you!On with the debate!By the way where do you live?By the way FactFinder, if you are going to cut her, cut her head off.That’ll do good for her and the rest of us.
It seems to have escaped your notice that I’m a vaguely intelligent female. As such, I would never tell the people on this site, who obviously hate me, where I live.
If you are so surrounded by people who hate you, why don’t you leave?
Obvious answer-’You cant/can never make me leave.’
Well don’t,what else can I say.I am “argumentless” against women outside the courtroom, as they follow their own shitty rules of debate,i.e, NO and NEVER.
“Bitchwrangler”
I like it.
Huge smile on my face.
Chris, I’m a woman, a happy one, AND I LOVE WHAT YOU JUST WROTE!!!
It is one of the MOST true things I have ever read about men and women in my life. Amen Sir!
I’m the kind of woman who asks that all the time … and the response is beautiful and amazing.
My goodness do you have a lot to teach most women! If only they’d listen, huh?
yap.
Thank you for noticing, Loribyn.
That was music to my…. eyes.
Smile and a wink.
To Studioline: “Yap”? Ah, sorry mate, what do you mean? “Yep”, as in you agree; or “yap”, as in a barking dog?
To Chris: Well, thanks … but it’s very true. I am constantly disgusted and appalled at the way I see women treating their men (forgive me for the possessive pronoun, but you know what I mean), I would never do or say 99% of what I see and hear my fellow women doing and saying to and with their guys. I will never understand why they simply don’t treat them, 1. With the respect he’s due, and 2. As they would like to be treated. I guess I just don’t get it — maybe I’m just thick!? Ha! (With my 175 IQ, I don’t think so somehow … maybe I’m just not a bitch … at least not in the same way?). So a smile and wink back at you. :)
Studioline means to say “yep” as in “yes, exactly”. His first language is not English. And neither is mine, actually.
Many women here confuse a “typo” with “non-intelligence” or sound reason. This is only ONE reason why they are not allowed.
These are women who don’t even KNOW another language, or have ever been to another country….. or can’t even IMAGINE that english may not be a man’s first language.
None of that is the point anyway.
The 99% of women you speak of are like HOUSEFLYS…. who bash their heads against the glass, over and over and over again and blame MEN for it.
And you wish you could tell that fly “STOP!!! Stop what you are doing! because its NOT WORKING FOR YOU. There is another window open over there. Go through THAT. Its EASIER than what you are doing.
If these 99% of women keep doing that, they are eventually going to end up dead on a window sill. Only to to be swept into the trash by the man – who just doesn’t have the DESIRE to deal with that insect.
THAT was the point.
Im glad you are the 1% who sees the value in it.
It isn’t a “bitch” thing.
Bitchiness is a RESULT of what SHE IS DOING TO HERSELF.
Can a housefly really get mad at YOU for doing what its doing???
Thanks for clarifying that for me Chris (gotcha now Studioline :))
And I do most apologise gentlemen — I didn’t realise that this wasn’t an open forum, nor one for men only — I sort of stumbled across it. So I’ll split. Sorry!
(BTW Chris, for English not being your first langauge, your grammar and vocabulary, your syntax and use of vernacular is excellent — it certainly didn’t show!? How nice to meet an intelligent and articulate man! I’m most impressed!)
I’ll get lost now, sorry again. :)
Thanx Chris, of course I agreed 100%, that you would have a lot to teach only if women would listen.
All women know what we say is true. Only women dissagree when they are not honest. And when they are honest they agree. But women are disshonest most of the time and not only towars men but also towards other women.
And they agree cos how long a preson can only pretend. Its so tiresome.
The point is however in the part about the fly – HOUSEFLIES. Women get so angry because they can’t figure out the right way to deal with men, just like a fly cant figure out that what looks like and air is a glass and that it looks the same as an open window.
The most interesting part about the flies is however that a fly will bang it’s head against the window even more if there are other files who do the same. And the more a man with a good heart tryes to help a fly to fly away through the open window, the more a fly starts to get irritated.
And by the way, despite what you ladies hear from the other flies/ sources, the attractivnes of a woman who does that is about the same as an attractivness of a fly.
Cook
Clean
Sex
Oh, and shutting the hell up works too.
♂dBoss iNc.
1. suck him 2. fuck him – thats it. The 2 point plan. Nice and simple for your peanut mind to grasp!
Is it even possible for a woman to make a man happy??….after 3 years of a terrible marriage all i ever did was imagine what it was like to fuck my sister in law…i mean every night too..it was nutz…my EX WIFE gave it to me anytime i desired(you know sex), she was hot, she had nice tits a great ass and a pretty face…she cooked she cleaned and could suck a mean one….but all i ever did was imagine smashing my hot sister in law…with the plenty of open doors she gave me, i never walked through them…thats loyalty…women should learn the word
Shut the fuck up and you’ll make every guy happy. Try it, it works.
You Sara know why men are better than women now.
You asked an hones question. You did not bitch. Now you see how simple this was. If you asked this question a women or feminists they just would confuse you, so you’d never know. And now you know more than most women ever will.
Ex; look even at titles of books for men about women; how to make her lough, how to give her an orgasm, how to help her open up.. etc.
Only other women and feminists teach women; how to play games, pussy power, make him chease you etc. They teach you the opposite what works – how to fail. When you take a closer look, you see that they teach you that YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH, that’s why so many woman here bitch cos they do so much effort to “get” a man and nothing they do works. They interpreat what we say here that we say women are not enogh even more. But in fact we are saying that we are astonished, how women can’t figure out and how stupid or something they have to be, not to see how they are being screwed by the same system they devote themselves to.
Someone had to “break the silence”, and that someone is us, men on this site.
Ask him exactly what he wants, then do it.
-Dick
What do women need to do to make guys happy? Be honest!
Dick Masterson > GOD
hey
i have seen your a glance of your litriture,and found good but still i am veryweek,
to follow the know how. how to satisfied a women.even though contineously
doing a hard intercoures,but both my self and my wife did not satisfied,lastly devorce hase been take place.
please send me your better advice to me. for my better improment.
good bless you.
Look, please stop! Not only do you sound a little manic, but you sound like a dude who’s freakin’ out ‘cus that’s all you’re being offered lately.
(I’m not trying to be a jerk)
I searched for phrasing marks in your rant, and found none.
Michelle?
Michelle? (I assume Mike is your nickname) you’re looking at it wrong.
Everybody needs a place to speak their opinions-there are over 6 billion chances that yours won’t agree w/ someone else’s.
Better not elude to the Bible. Why go there unless you want something to come down on you like the wrath of God?
But disucssing things more like the ‘Wrath of Khan’ and nobody is gets judged or needs to swear a secret oath…and who wants to piss across Dick’s opportunties to unleash his style across some other issues besides females?
Why is it always the ones who can’t spell check and sense sarcasm who keep talking about intelligence?
The smallest dog always barks the loudest, you know.
Americans are really too charming.
My first question is: Are you a woman, Masterson?
Because you obviously enjoy writing, and as you state above “Writing is for ladies.”
Secondly, I do hope you are joking in some of your writing. It is not a problem that you find men “better” than woman, that is of course up to you. But to state that “all women are cheating whores” is rather childish (referring to another article). We all know that such a statement is untrue. It is of course possible, not to say likely, that most women you have been involved with has been cheating on you, but I guess that says more about you than them (though I do not defend people that cheat.)
I also noted that you wrote “the best way to do anything is selfishly”. I find it hard to agree with you in that. And using mr. Gates as an example is not too clever either. Mr. Gates has been kind enough to donate 100 m USD to Rotary’s work against polio, and as every upstanding member of should know, Rotary’s motto is “service above self”. And still it is one of the most powerful non-profit organisations in the world. How does this fit into your theory?
I would also suggest you not to write “fuck” and “motherfucker” in your articles, as this only makes you seem unintelligent. And believe me, you are not a person who can afford to seem any less intelligent than you already are.
I’m sure you’ll provide that function as soon as the bounty is high enough.
After all, a traitor to truth but one who still can’t get laid has nothing to live for but enriching himself and using it for pointless distraction.
Muse – Map of the Problematique
That cocksucker talks too much, she’s going to choke to death after a while like Desire.
@Doubt-thanks for the link. I think that woman should be thrown in jail.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgxwPU0W-Wg
I’m not your fucking Judas. I don’t betray anybody. Settle the fuck down. But feel free to turn yourself to the proper authorities, on your own accord.
Maybe it’s the chimpanzee/Bonobo dichotomy. Also, sex may not reduce aggression, it may just leave the male too physically drained to actualize his aggression.
Judas.. in the morning you will betray me.
You know, the idea of a sex-bot is extremely appealing. I’d come home after a hard day of work and there she would be in the lingerie I told her to wear for me, cooking me dinner. And then after dinner she’d fuck my brains out–I wouldn’t even have to take a shower beforehand. And she wouldn’t complain–she’d be happy to do it for me everynight.
What we need is some independently wealthy guy to privately fund a business to create sex-bots.
I think if women just fucked us silly things like wars and violence would never occur. Certainly the pornography industry would disappear to a large degree. As much as I think the Commander is a nut-job, he’s right about one thing: women do force men into hierarchies because they control the amount of sex we get.
We’re working on it.
OK,OK. If you whack-off all the women, just get me a good Sex-bot. Top of the line.
Quite aside from which, with the artificial womb nearly completed we can get rid of women for good. Gamma males can do the shit liberals-arts jobs they presently occupy, flipping burgers and stacking books in Border’s for 2 cents an hour with their IQs of 97.
The crucial gene on the Y chromosome that determines maleness is now speculated to be able to NEVER dissapear.
Bahahahahhaha!!!!!!!
Your stuck with half of population containing dicks for all of eternity, or at least until some gentically-modified virus wipes us all out. Of course Commander Scott will survive such a holocaust as he resembles a now-extinct lower primate, so he may be immune to its effects. In this horrific scenario, he could repopulate the earth. AGGGHHHHH!!!
A: That’s already been shot down,
B: A woman can’t make anything without a man.
and C: If you really believed that you’ld spend more time telling off the bitches instead of “blaming the victim”
I don’t think they realize that the Y gene is slowly dissapearing. No Y no Men. Can’t make a man without a women. this is jsut a theory but maybe you hate women so much because you’ve never had a good one. Sure there’s a lot of whores and bitches out there but some of us are good. and PS we have sex for us too.
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You’re all married to rich men.
You think prostitution rather than an open leg policy is altruism?
I really understand that you got hurt. I do.
But you’ve got to realise that not all women are like that.
Yes, there are some sluts and skanks in this world (I fucking hate them!!) but there are so many good, honest women out there.
You say women resort to name calling?
You call us all whores. So we call YOU something back.
Go figure.
That’s pretty much a womens life too, except without the masturbation (of course), plus several hours of conversation on the phone and reading of romance novels before bedtime.
You are as arrogant as you are stupid.
This is a mans life: Work, eat, shit, sleep, work, eat, shit, sleep ( sex?) no not to-night I got a headache. Wake up in the morning with a hard-on, jerk it off in the toilet quickly (couldn’t wait) go back to sleep call in sick! What a Fucknut! Gaynut?
You forgot to ask him which head? I think he thinks with his dick!!
My ex told me I had 4 inches on anyone she’s ever been with and I use to make her have violent orgasms.
It didn’t stop her from betraying me however. Cunt.
Thrice – Burn the Fleet
Bill Gates only funds the poor cause he don’t know what to do with all the fuckin’ money in his account.
Who needs to be a gold digger for desparation? PLEASE! You just don’t size up to the situtaion do you, It’s SIZE that counts not french franks MR RUBBER DUBBER!!!!
What does your dick feel like when you wank yourself, the wet cunt is not good enough huh your hand is better! Oh what kind of a man sorry gay are u? Or should I say you fuck that……….!
Looks like you’re too much of a gold digging slut to date anyone attractive with decent eating habits and an active life – but like you said yourself all that matters is the money.
Or it could be you’re a lardass whale just like the men you’re talking about and can’t get any better.
Sophia, I don’t know why you waste your time with these scoundrels they are breeding at a greater rate than women. It’s war of the sexes. it’s war between a weaker sex and a stronger sex. It’s all psychological, there is not a way you can go to get around them rather to stand in front of them and act like them and give them a dose of their own medicine. When you are one of them you know what makes em tick. That’s their dick nothing else. Did you know that they think of sex 24/7, and they never are satisfied no matter what it is. Also say something about their mum and they will really get pissed!
What kind of ‘vocabulary’ is that. Should I also ask the question of what kind of Mother raised that man or is it a man or still a boy? I think we need more investigation on this one. What kind of men do we have now as opposed to the ones that once were!!! They don’t exist anymore! They are the ones that are whores, sluts, and all but couch potatoes do it all for me hon and I’ll do your bun! men. PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!! OH PISS OFF ALL OF YOU YOU ALL DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND DO YOU????? MEN have dicks,balls and a narrow minded brain that matures quicker than it dies. By the time they are 40 yrs the brain has already departed from this world, the hair gets thinner and runs away faster than any woman that so looks at a bald one. They have blonde jokes too!!! Now they have “BALD” ones hah!
Ask any man what has he done. Women need money and they don’t need you male counterparts dildos vibrators and the like don’t talk back YAKATI YAK! By the way prostate cancer is just around the corner and so is a bypass so you better zip it or mothers nature will take course.
Ha ha. No.
I don’t go for sloppy seconds – in fact, the mere thought of stabbing your rot-crotch makes me feel nauseated. Maybe on a deserted island as heat exhaustion sets in and the smell drives me suicidal and infection became a fast and merciful death, but then pretend-world hypothetical situations borders on self-obsession.
The ignorance and misogyny on this page is appauling.
Guys are such dickheads. Fuck you all!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
Funny shit!
Hey Sweet tits, Bill Gates does fund many charities to fed the poor. Women only fund breast cancer research because they fear losing their boobs.
put’em in the rice fields where they belong.
It’s “The Old Man AND the Sea”
To Dick,
Don’t you see the hypocrisy in your despise for all women as materialistic whores yet your admiration for Bill Gates as “one selfish motherfucker”?
“Every time I tried to display my innermost desires – a wish to be morally good – I met with contempt and scorn, and as soon as I gave in to base desires I was praised and encouraged.” – Tolstoy
(Please address. Note, I am not attacking but opening to discussion. It is difficult to discern tone of voice in text.)
Does this dumb shit not realize that whether she comes or not, it still feels the same to me? And after all, if I’m fucking you, then I’m trying to get My nut, not yours.
I’m beside myself. FINALLY, someone is writing what I’ve been feeling for a long fucking time. Women are all shysty bitches. They flirt their whore asses off at bars for free drinks, then bitch because they can’t go out without getting hit on, they get ridiculous fake tits (not a bad thing, mind you,) but then gripe because we are looking at their chest, and they put on the most perverse and gratuitous displays of public sexual indecency to get the attention of men (again, not necessarily a bad thing,) and cry that men only want sex from them. Damnit! I have more respect for hookers than I do for “regular” women, just because they aren’t fake – you know what they are all about up front, and they are obviously smarter since they make a fortune off what lesser women give away for free. Oh and yes, we are better in bed. Women think all they have to do is say “yes” and they’ve done their part to make us happy. Sorry sister, it takes a little bit more imagination than that, you lazy turd…
Petrified.
Wake up, princess.
Dr Phil right? You fucking kidding me?
screw you, you stupid ignorant man. you probably werent even up enough and thats the reason you think men are better in bed. ps. dr phil was right. pps. get your head checked, loser.
Grow up you bunch of dickheads!!!!
This is a pathetic excuse for a website, if this is what you spend doing in your time i’m afraid women will always pass you on the ladder of success, you are a joke of a human being and the way you produce and spread comments like these only make women seem more intelligent, you see while you spread “the good word” women a flogging your arse in sports, other corporate oppurtunities even in the bedroom, my theory is you are a male that wasn’t loved as a child and definitely not loved as and adult, what goes around comes around!!!! you Fuck wit!!!!
Dutch269 – What warranted the name calling?
On another thread you said “So, when your dumb ass keeps spewing out BS on this site, I am gunna trash you right back”.
I wasn’t attacking you, nor anyone else. I honestly thought that was sweet. Whats the problem?
I still think it’s sweet.
Thats true. And in a weird way..kinda sweet. I know the other bits of the comment were mean, but that part was sweet.
hahaha.. your an idiot, a patronizing childish moron. Please don’t breed!
Thats true. And in a weird way..kinda sweet. I know the other bits of the comment were mean, but that part was sweet.
The war against feminism is as important as the war against terrorism.
I’m a veteran of both.. so fuck off back to your wigger existance and hope your welfare project doesn’t get burnt to the ground.
u guys spend way too much time on this. there is a war going on and everything. seriously GROW UP!
so so run along little small dick.
ummm at least i dont talk like a NERD
Yeah. It’s cute that you’re the rampant socialite who can get attention-starved cheerleaders and even your little sister to ’support’ you in your, like, circle of friends.
By the way, let me just clear something up for you. A friend is not someone who you talk about buying shoes with, or someone who you team up with to make out in bars and flirt with superficially-rich men. A friend is someone who will bail your miserable ass out of jail without expecting a piece of that ass.
Run along, little girl. You don’t have a penis, and I assure you that your puffy swollen twat does not really compare. Maybe you can compare it with your girlfriends, though. I know superficiality is all the rage with you spoiled, stupid teenage sluts these days.
Just know your place.
Now run along, sweet-tits, it’s time for man-talk so we are going to have to ask you to leave. We just find your small penis comments to be quite derogatory and hurtful, perhaps to the point that we want to ‘kill ourself.’ It stings all the more coming from someone who does not have a dick.
Doubt
Good luck explaining the whole ‘I got pregnant from a middle-aged married man’ thing to your father. You can always play the rape card – after all, you were drunk out of your brains. Never mind the fact that you didn’t really belong in a strip club in the first place and broke the law by drinking your fat li’l ass off.
Now run along, li’l jailbait. Finding a crowbar to pry your head out of your ass would be a good first step to having people tolerate you without exploiting your forever-pubescent body (premature sex is bad for those rickety malnourished bones, you know).
Run along, jailbait. You are spamming up the forums with your ’small penis’ comments. They aren’t funny, they are just tired and droll – like you without your precious double-standard.
Sounds like your making up excuses for the superior sex catching you being a moron.
If I’m trying to make a statment of how women are equal and just as smart as men, why ever would I pretend to be some stupid ass fake “gangsta.” My sister. Ba-da-bing!
Notice how prick-like and closed-minded this man sounds. Tsk tsk.
My sister, Christie. -_-
lol jk
sorry
Good job Awed. Well pretend your not HOMiEC. Yes, we were once inside of women. Notice how we got out.
How does being able to incubate a fetus mean your worth anything? Exactly. Every whore on the face of the earth can do it.
Now was that you or Lyndsie?
Yep, as my sister just posted (same IP) some woman can be stupid and retarded. Ya.
I am awed sista yooo
Yo u all should think (i mean use ur noggin’). Where would Jesus be without Mary. Where would african american people be without that hip lady on the bus. where would u be without CHO MUTHA!!
ohhh dis extra spicy.
sincerely and spicy,
HOMiEC
ok ok guys listen up. all u men out there where once inside a women (first and last time). Sooo women pretty much OWN u. dont be haten women.
sincerely and gangsta,
HOMiEC
Hmm, well if you want me to leave so badly you obviously have some problems with self-esteem. I’d be glad to keep lowering it for you. Another way to get me out is to build a civilization consisting of only men. Bwahaha I wonder what strip clubs will be like. By the way, you talk like some arrogant fortune cookie.
Oh, no, you’ve tried to use your pretty little cock-mongler, head I mean, for thinking again. No, no, no. It’s for smearing whore-paint on, or for staring into those hollow little eyes while you remind yourself how you aren’t a whore. Perhaps you feel you’re indebted by the opposite sex, perhaps you feel like you are a God for having a bloated crotch and a hole in your face (an educated theory Marc Lépine disproved, I believe), but nonetheless, you are most certainly not destined to be an independent person.
I was just reminding you of your physical inferiority, by the way. Now run along, jailbait, it’s time for man-talk. I’m afraid that you are not manlier than any of the men in here, so regardless of your fantasies, we are going to have to ask you to leave.
Hmm, yeah you could’ve. :)
Awed I could have come up with more. Like how someone who scored so high on their spelling test mispelled discrimination.
Oh ho ho, my poor digital nose. What else can you do but throw your names and insults at me? NOTHING. Abuse me again please I think my pixels can take it.
*Smack!*
Fixed!
Next time think before you get your nose broken. Equal treatment, you ‘daddy’s li’l jailbait whore,’ you.
Fixed. ^_^
Nice one. If that’s all you can come up with I mean.
If your 16 and still taking spelling quizzes, Dick doesn’t need to shoot down your points to make you look stupid.
Hmm… So you say all women are racists but here we have some sexist shit done by MEN. This site is just as bad (if not worse) as saying white people are better than black. Everything a woman has said or commented on about on this site has been shot down and burnt in a fiery blaze of disreguard and descrimination.
Although, don’t get me wrong. My friend Lyndsie and I were cruising along looking for descriminate sites, when this came up. Holy shit, did we have a blast! The “Women Can’t Spell” and ” if men are dogs than women are drunken parrots” made us literally almost fall out of our chairs laughing. Just some silly yet figuritive points to bring up:
1. All dogs lick their own asses.
2. All dogs sniff EACHOTHER’S asses.
3. A majority of dogs eat their own shit.
4. The ratio of boys to girls who got above 80% on their spelling quizzes in my class just last week was 16 to 24. Girls clearly winning by a long shot.
5. If women are parrots, than we can fly over you and shit on your dispicable heads. XD
6. Most if not all dogs bark until they’re stupid enough to be thrown out of the house. (cough)
Keep in (your filthy) minds, Dick and his minions, all these goofy points I’ve brought up are completely un-realistic, so shooting me down for them will just make you look stupid in the long run.
Yours truly,
A laughing 16 year old girl. :)
Being an chronic whore for attention would entail that, would it not?
You got it right on the nose, buddy.
-Dick
How do you feel J??… You just got royally owned by Miguel. Embarassed. And you have nothing to come back to it with. Just goes to show that men are truly better and smarter then women. And we can always come back with our manliness to prove that we deffinately have dominance over your tiny accorn sized women brains. You said “you were laid last… when?” I find that funny because if you read the blog above, Dick had just explained how women only use there vaginas and sex to threaten us by saying “good luck getting laid.” or something in that area.
Women also try to make us feel bad by calling us “jerks” or “Meany heads”. I want all women keep trying to make us feel bad for being “jerks”. If by “jerks” you mean… Totally right in every single way…. then i am a jerk. A huge jerk.
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
How do you feel J??… You just got royally owned by Miguel. Embarassed. And you have nothing to come back to it with. Just goes to show that men are truly better and smarter then women. And we can always come back with our manliness to prove that we deffinately have dominance over your tiny accorn sized women brains. You said “you were laid last… when?” I find that funny because if you read the blog above, Dick had just explained how women only use there vaginas and sex to threaten us by saying “good luck getting laid.” or something in that area.
Women also try to make us feel bad by calling us “jerks” or “Meany heads”. I want all women keep trying to make us feel bad for being “jerks”. If by “jerks” you mean… Totally right in every single way…. then i am a jerk. A huge jerk.
oh and one other thing Miguel Reyes (23) i hope thats not how you plan on making your daughter feel….like a leech and measly and worthless…cuz someday she’ll be a woman…it goes both ways for men and women…both sides have abusive worthless and stupid people….
men are better than women women are better than men…why are we arguing about this? some females are better than some males some males are better than some females…not too mention this fact…have any of you gone into a highschool lately? both the boys and girls are so stupid i wish to cry…by the way im 17. so i know first hand that noone is better than anyone else..we’re all silly stupid creatures who sometimes have bursts of intelligence:) we all have hopes and dreams…men women or not…we all have feelings. I’m not gonna lie, i was hurt when i first started to read the things in this site. but now i look at all the things and think wow…Go ahead and be macho men…and say women suck or whatever else you wish to say. obviously you havent been around the right females though…
yes i leave long messages on my bf’s machine-sometimes!
yes i have way too many emotions going on at once and it makes me moody and bitchy
yes i can be stupid and ditzy and sometimes i cant spell
yes i probably wont make a good driver
yes sometimes i hate men and blame them for my problems (then i get a reality check and blame myself)
yes i can be feministic at times (sadly)
yes i can be really annoying to the opposite sex
But…I love my boyfriend and wont cheat on him…he deserves the best and im gonna try to give him the best. I can sometimes say smart and funny things that make people…even men…look up to me. I am not greedy, if my man lives in a hovel i will NOT leave him for someone with more money. I will NEVER take my children away from my husband should i ever divorce. I will love my man unconditionally…not just til i find someone better, cuz if i love him then obviously hes the best. I will always be therefor my man. I will give everything i have to make my man happy. Money doesnt buy happpiness. Trash-talking the opposite sex will not make anyone happy. Noones perfect so grow up and deal with that fact
we all do bad things…females and males alike…
If im a horrible measly creature unworthy of any mans love, according to you men, then you all need to realize you, too, are not worthy of anyones notice and love and care-but ill prolly spend tonight praying for all of you who have problems with females…and hope you all learn to get over your bitterness.
if im horrible feel free to email me i promise not to reply unless you ask
psalms24army@yahoo.com
i welcome any hatemail and opinions
Miguel Reyes:
Yes, I’m sure you do get laid daily. Do the boys in your tent enjoy it as much as you do?
I pity your daughter. Only an asshole for a role model…what a shame.
No, dear, I’ve spent many an hour on a treadmill — I think taking care of my body is very, very important. If only you thought that way about your brain!
By “love” do you mean “be at my beck and call 24/7, always there when I need you, watch chick flicks with me, sell your car and buy me a diamond, promise to only watch (American) football once a year at my Super Bowl Party, be sure to prepare the bean dip cause I hate to cook, bring home enough money so I don’t have to work, move out when I get tired of you but keep the child support and alimony coming in”?
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
And you were laid last…when?
If you can pop a baby out of your dick, let me know. Last time I checked, it ain’t gonna happen.
And, if a woman does try to change you, it might for a completely different reason than pleasing herself. Hell, I can think of three or four men that the city would reward me for de-filthing. It’s just a shame you’re too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
The interesting part of seeing women come on here and reading the never-ending blatherings of the women who obviously just exited surgery where they received a frontal lobotomy is this:
They do absolutely nothing to even attempt at the slightest intelligent response to anything that Dick says. Furthermore, they prove him right time and time again by doing exactly what he says in the first 2 seconds of the paragraph “Good luck on getting laid you faggot”?!
1.) Women do attempt and sometimes succeed in using their vagina as some sort of “wildcard” that they can pull out and win with
*Beeeeeeep* wrong answer! I have the money, there’s 2 billion better looking women out there that would love my cock. I make the damn rules. what mental hospital did you escape from where you got that stupid chip implant in your brain that says you’re some sort of “saviour” to the world and you hold the answer to life and the ability to save humanity between your fucking legs? IT’S A PUSSY, and there’s only one thing I use it for. FUCKING not depositing money. I don’t need to say some magic word for it to open, although knowing the gold-digging whores that you are I could wave my checkbook around and you hyenas will come running.
2. Yes. You women do get attached as soon as you’ve had some sex much like a leech attaches to your leg when you get in dirty, muddy stagnant water. What do you do with the leech. You cut it the fuck off and then stomp it for trying to feast on your precious man blood. If I got into a history of how many of you psychotic, jealous, insane and mentally incoherent women have tried to change or settle me attempting to mold me into a well trained, obedient pet this comment would never end. Men don’t care we know you’re a whore and that’s why we use protection. You’ll be sleeping with Tom next door tomorrow and all I can do is make sure I teach you to give outstanding head so that all the other men you pleasure won’t have to go through the gruelling 5 minutes of lame sex you put me through! MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN! PERIOD!
You’re fucking dumb.
womens are apart of men world , that we cant deny them , its just depend of the way we treat them . so every one hates women is crazy,women in all the bad things that she have , we cant live with out her ……
Are you saying sex is all that women are good for? Not everything revolves around sex unless you’re a whore.
Wow this is really quite amusing! lol. So wait do you like other men dick or are you strait?
All who come to the dark side come by lost love, only to linger in it’s memory.
Explain to me please, what is this love?
No salt and pepper…just “controversial” stuff … I guess women really upset you! I bet you’ve never been in love!
Regards, MenLover!
“If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine.” -Dick
All boys need to be taught this lesson in first grade.
You’re not the bot? Thank goodness for small mercies. Welcome to the site.
MR. Dick! You are my HERO!
You didn’t need an article to tell us this, the title says it all.
Women are MORONS! Love the site!
I didn’t even think of that. What a mantastic point! Well, that just gives more impetus to gird our loins, go into batte and fight the good fight.
Indeed. Men owe it to one another to teach their girlfriends the proper way to give a blowjob. Because, eventually, your girlfriend might turn into my girlfriend–that’s just the way the world works.
Or, perhaps, your girlfriend will talk to my girlfriend, and the knowledge can spread that way as well.
When a woman has lost an argument, she shall start talking complete nonsense (see The Laws of Women).
Christ Talon, don’t get your knickers in a twist. I was *complimenting* this site. I said it was FUNNY.
And the definition of ‘bitching’ is to complain or gripe. You don’t see any of that? If you don’t, I can’t help you, mate, no one can make you see what you don’t want to.
And it’s a bit weak to complain that posters who brag are doing so in response to ‘rabid women’. So those ‘rabid women’ made them do it? What, they don’t have balls of their own? Come on… If you’re so pro men, you’re doing them a disservice.
Show me where a poster here (besides yourself) said that.
I am convinced that the posters who “brag” about those things are only doing so in response to ad-hominem used against them by rabid women.
Besides, ad-hominem attacks on the internet is stupid, in the same way that “bragging” about personal things are. It goes both ways.
Would you like to refute anything? Of course, you most likely believe that anything you have to say is important for the discussion. Or what?
Additionally, please tell me what you refer to as “bitching”, and explain why. If you have a problem with this site’s statement, please argue against it. If you have a problem with a poster, take it with him/her.
And please do refrain from acting “high and mighty” by using that patronizing tone. It is annoying as it is baseless, and taking your irrelevance into consideration, it makes you come across as a troll.
And since you most likely have nothing constructive to add that some other poster have not, please read the front page and follow the rules Gal referred to. And ask her to do the same.
If you DO have something relevant and constructive to add, feel free to do so.
Gal, you just couldn’t help yourself.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-comment-here-because-they-w ant-to-fuck-me/
-Dick
I. Fucking. Love. This. Site.
It’s hilarious. Oops, I broke the first rule, the one that was spelled out (twice) on the home page.
Oh, do forgive me.
Jesus Christ. This website is funny. But what’s funnier is how seriously some of the commenters seem to take it.
“Yeah, I’m a tough guy and I’m GREAT in the sack. Women throw themselves at me every time I go out. They all pant at my feet. Listen… they’re beating down by door now.”
Sure, mate, sure. That’s why you need to brag about it anonymously on the internet.
Jesus. Keep on bitching boys, it’s very entertaining…
Right on, Tyler. But I often wonder about the obvious contradiction there. If we’re supposedly gay, then we wouldn’t need luck getting laid by women.
Why are women so fond of instantaneous contradiction? Well, as I’ve said before, you can’t spell incoherent without her.
Women assume that because we visit this site, we’re all gay men who can’t get laid and are bitter.
Not true at all, of course! It’s just pure jealousy on their part because they know that there are less men who are willing to put up with their shit all through life. So they think that they are right and all men are assumed to be wrong about everything. So they use the ‘good-luck-getting-laid’ story to get our goats or just because they have nothing better to say.
Thank you wise eddy, from this we learn that women are capable of orgasm and also that there are a lot of men who are terrible lovers.
:)
Actually :(
If you’re always just a one night stand, there’s a reason for that. See above.
70% of women fake orgasms… that’s why I only fuck actresses.
Yes. Everything. Every. Single. Fucking. Thing.
Why do you disallow an answer? By posting, you are asking for an answer. Bored? Is that your attempt to somehow add drama in your post? No, judging people by gender is not stupid or retarded. Men are superior. HIStory and the world has already proved that.
href=”#comment-78851″ title=”View the original comment”>Kate said:
How odd you are. People are multifaceted. Some women are dumb, some are slutty, bitchy, frigid, manipulative, whatever. So are some men. So are some asians and jews. So are some lesbians.
The egregious error here is the word some . Rather, its a large majority which has caused this site to sprout out amidst the angst and fuck ups.
href=”#comment-78851″ title=”View the original comment”>Kate said:
It would be so convienient if we could spot these people easily, as you suggest just by gender. However that’s obviously crap. Sometimes we have to work a bit harder to find the truth. Luckily there’s people out here who are pretty okay. You might miss out on a few if you keep those blinkers on. Of course that’s up to you. By the way, I adore men in general. I’m not a feminazi. men are gorgeously delightful creatures as a rule. But hey, so are girls. Good luck with your funny website. Try not to stay too angry for too long, I reckon you could do better.
Come along again when you feel like making a “rant” which is … the next minute? Peace.
Na, don’t answer, I’m already bored. Hey, good for you, you have passion, even if in my opinion it’s misguided and kinda dopey. Judging people by their gender is as silly as by their race, religion, weight, sexual orientation etc. It just doesn’t make sense. What if you decided you were superior to people in say, green tee shirts? Because you met a few you didn’t like or understand? How odd you are. People are multifaceted. Some women are dumb, some are slutty, bitchy, frigid, manipulative, whatever. So are some men. So are some asians and jews. So are some lesbians. It would be so convienient if we could spot these people easily, as you suggest just by gender. However that’s obviously crap. Sometimes we have to work a bit harder to find the truth. Luckily there’s people out here who are pretty okay. You might miss out on a few if you keep those blinkers on. Of course that’s up to you. By the way, I adore men in general. I’m not a feminazi. men are gorgeously delightful creatures as a rule. But hey, so are girls. Good luck with your funny website. Try not to stay too angry for too long, I reckon you could do better.
No need to be rude dalsgaard. Are men better at everything than women?
No hate. Just a matter-of-fact representation of how things are. Men are better than women. Simple.
Now please fuck off. You are polluting my sight.
Are you guys serious? Why do you hate us so much? Do you hate ALL women? Do you believe all women are the same? I’m not trying to be inflamatory I am really just trying to understand.
To sum it up if women did not “welcome” or accept the penis PENETRATION, then it would be rape. Women still get penis-penetrated nonetheless.Maybe the femwhorist is trying to feel “empowered” by thinking her vagina is a house.
you daddies little fuckwad
You fukwad. Women are terrible at everything.
Women suck as people
Thank you wise eddy, from this we learn that women are capable of orgasm and also that there are a lot of men who are terrible lovers.
:)
Actually :(
If you’re always just a one night stand, there’s a reason for that. See above.
I always think that if it was crap for you, chances are it was crap for her too.
It is different strokes for different folks (if you forgive the pun) what turns one man or woman on would turn another man or woman off. There is no ‘right’ way to have sex, except when both partners are enjoying it. If you are not enjoying it, it is as much your responsibility as it is hers to communicate and adjust things until you do. To state that your partner (or indeed the whole of the opposite sex) is crap in bed is just foolish – as foolish as the ‘gay’ reference that women tend to make on here.
I will, Diamatik, I will. The cross we all bear.
It is very sad to hear you say these things, especially since my experiences allow me to fully visualise and emphasise with your statement.
But please, Chris, never give up the fight. Always make them continue until they get it right. It is a job that each man must do to ensure that men everywhere can enjoy siting back and getting some quality fellatio.
And the fact that a clear majority of women who post here make such comments says something to me about women. I’m not going to say that they are childish, illogical and stupid, {because you’ve already pointed that out for me, thank you very much} but it doesn’t do much to improve our view of women.
But Dick would get laid.. the bad assery abound is like unto a pussy magnet.
“So where does the gay part come in? Alex, don’t waste time trying to make sense out of nonsense. You know your gender has much difficulty with logic.”
That’s merely a childish attempt at an insult which, yes, is illogical and stupid. The reason women threaten Dick with saying he won’t get laid, though, is because they assume he doesn’t want conversation or a relationship with women (because he depicts them as completely despicable), but does want sex.
This always makes me chuckle as well… the standard female reply to a male on the internet of:
“UR JUS JEELOUZ YOU CAN’T GET LAYED BYE A HAWT GURL LIK ME, U FAGGOT!!!”
The obvious fact that most homosexual men do not have sexual intercourse with women appears to have been missed by women such as this.
Then there is the blatant sexual objectifying of herself with the “LAYED BYE A HAWT GURL LIK ME” showing that this woman puts so much effort into appearing to be a roadside recreational massage therapist and has little self value and is most likely under the age of 22 and still living in that female bubble of “I have a vagina.. so I can get men to do anything for me”
Well… *POP* women don’t have that power anymore.
:)
I have the money.. I make the rules.
Negative. Women online attempt to hurt a male by denying them the vagina.
Maybe in the 1950’s that would have worked.. but women these days give it up for nothing so it’s a pointless failing attempt at a stab to the groin deflected by the mighty adamantium shield of manliness.
Once a man makes a woman orgasm.. she becomes psychotic for him.
Lucky for me.. I don’t worry about the mythical female orgasm.
After being at “it” for almost 30 years, I can honestly say that threats such “Good luck at getting laid” are almost meaningless, since there are a ton of chicks out there just dying for cock. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for the most part; and if you have a job and can put a sentence together (although the former always outweighs the latter) the trick then becomes in finding the lay that is the least irritating. Women are generally crappy at sex and do the most bizzare things, thinking that it’s a turn-on. I’ve had my nipples twisted, fingers almost jammed in my arse, and once head was so bad that I had to stop her and exclaim: “It’s not corn on the cob”!
Then there’s the “psycho-sensual” part of the whole thing that is laid on us, as if guys really care about our “feelings.” In fact, some cow recently tried to explain sex to me by saying that as opposed to “the man penetrating the female” (her words, not mine), it was more a case of “the woman welcoming the man into her vagina.”!! I didn’t know whether to laugh or puke at this one. But that was it for me. I couldn’t even look at her anymore.
In any case, the next time a woman gives you the “good luck” send-off, just tell her that whores make her point moot. Watch the nostrils flare and her pupils dilate, and have a good laugh!
So where does the gay part come in? Alex, don’t waste time trying to make sense out of nonsense. You know your gender has much difficulty with logic.
I’m inclined to believe that the point of that was to highlight that women assume in this situation that all a man wants from a woman is sex – and therefore uses it as a threat or ultimatum. She will gladly pigeon hole a guy like that but at the same time demands that he be and give more to a relationship.
Actually, the reason women say that is since Dick personally doesn’t value women for their personalities (he thinks their personalities are horrid, if this site is any indication), threatening to take away relationships or conversation isn’t much of a threat. They assume he would still value sex if he’s straight, so they threaten him by saying that if he can’t appreciate women as people, then he won’t get sex either.
Amen!
Why don’t women ever say:
“Good luck getting a meaningful conversation with a female you heterosexual!”
That’s because these women know they aren’t good for anything other than being used as a cumsock.
Dick, this is truly your best exposition of female double-standards and opinionated irrationality in a very long time.