Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Ok so lets talk about you insteed of all other women. So, do you like when a man is chasing - pursuing you?
Women are not a race but a sex. The human species has two sexes: the male sex and the female sex. The first is better than the second.
And Quentin Tarantino is a one trick pony who hasn’t made a good movie in years. He’s also a feminist ass-kisser which is probably why you like him so much.
This web site is completly insane im sorry but it is your generally the entire woman race based on women you have met you dont know every woman in the world so how can you know for sure we are all whores i mean thats not very fair there are plenty of ass hole men out there i mean like hitler george bush flavor flave but i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome i just dont see how you cannot see how men can be just as stupid as women and women can be as smart if not smarter than men its not like men dont lie and cheat and men can be whores too
Before you open your mouth to suggest that ANY man is “NOT doing enough for YOU” . . . . ASK HIM –>> “Is there anything at all I can do for you?”.
You may shocked at how many times the answer will be,
“No thanks babe, I’m good.”
Try it.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
Try it again . . . but this time, say like you really want to know.
And put it in your tone of voice that you are glad to do it.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
And when he answers you –>> DO IT.
Even if he says “Yes, you can leave me alone for a while because I’m very busy.”
Don’t argue. Don’t give him the neglected woman bullshit. Just leave.
Then next time you see him . . . .
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS??
WE MEN ALWAYS HAVE PEOPLE COMING UP TO US WANTING OUR TIME, ANSWERS, RESULTS, ASKING QUESTIONS, DEMANDING THINGS OF US, HAVING EXPECTATIONS FROM US, ASKING US FOR SHIT . . . .
“Chris can you come here for a minute” . . .
“Chris can you tell me” . . . .
“Ask Chris, he knows” . . . . .
“Chris, I need you to” . . . .
“Chris our company needs to . . . make it happen.”
“Chris what do you think?”
“Chris I need” . . . .
“Chris will have a solution . . .”
“Chris I want . . . .”
“Hey Chris , can you . . . . ”
“Hey Chris, can I get . . . . ”
“Chris , can I have . . . ”
No man wants to come to YOU for MORE of the same shit.
It takes 100X less energy for a woman to ask “Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?” . . . before a woman works her fuckin’ ass off to BLAME men for having no REAL interest in giving her a fucking thing…… including the TIME OF DAY.
Women will waste countless amounts of energy complaining, crying, throwing tantrums and accusing men of not giving them enough before they even ask that question ONCE.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
No woman gets to sit their with her fuckin’ arms folded saying “I deserve this”, “I deserve that”, “I deserve better”, “I deserve more” …. UNTIL SHE HAS ASKED THAT MAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN –>> “Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
And until women have asked that question,
Those woman don’t “deserve” ANYTHING.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?” –>> AND THEN DOING IT …. gives a woman ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE WORLD. And that’s the ONLY woman who “deserves” ANYTHING from any man, including an ounce of happiness.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Cook
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Oh, and shutting the hell up works too.
♂dBoss iNc.
1. suck him 2. fuck him - thats it. The 2 point plan. Nice and simple for your peanut mind to grasp!
Is it even possible for a woman to make a man happy??….after 3 years of a terrible marriage all i ever did was imagine what it was like to fuck my sister in law…i mean every night too..it was nutz…my EX WIFE gave it to me anytime i desired(you know sex), she was hot, she had nice tits a great ass and a pretty face…she cooked she cleaned and could suck a mean one….but all i ever did was imagine smashing my hot sister in law…with the plenty of open doors she gave me, i never walked through them…thats loyalty…women should learn the word
Shut the fuck up and you’ll make every guy happy. Try it, it works.
You Sara know why men are better than women now.
You asked an hones question. You did not bitch. Now you see how simple this was. If you asked this question a women or feminists they just would confuse you, so you’d never know. And now you know more than most women ever will.
Ex; look even at titles of books for men about women; how to make her lough, how to give her an orgasm, how to help her open up.. etc.
Only other women and feminists teach women; how to play games, pussy power, make him chease you etc. They teach you the opposite what works - how to fail. When you take a closer look, you see that they teach you that YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH, that’s why so many woman here bitch cos they do so much effort to “get” a man and nothing they do works. They interpreat what we say here that we say women are not enogh even more. But in fact we are saying that we are astonished, how women can’t figure out and how stupid or something they have to be, not to see how they are being screwed by the same system they devote themselves to.
Someone had to “break the silence”, and that someone is us, men on this site.
Ask him exactly what he wants, then do it.
-Dick
What do women need to do to make guys happy? Be honest!
Dick Masterson > GOD
hey
i have seen your a glance of your litriture,and found good but still i am veryweek,
to follow the know how. how to satisfied a women.even though contineously
doing a hard intercoures,but both my self and my wife did not satisfied,lastly devorce hase been take place.
please send me your better advice to me. for my better improment.
good bless you.
Look, please stop! Not only do you sound a little manic, but you sound like a dude who’s freakin’ out ‘cus that’s all you’re being offered lately.
(I’m not trying to be a jerk)
I searched for phrasing marks in your rant, and found none.
Michelle?
Michelle? (I assume Mike is your nickname) you’re looking at it wrong.
Everybody needs a place to speak their opinions-there are over 6 billion chances that yours won’t agree w/ someone else’s.
Better not elude to the Bible. Why go there unless you want something to come down on you like the wrath of God?
But disucssing things more like the ‘Wrath of Khan’ and nobody is gets judged or needs to swear a secret oath…and who wants to piss across Dick’s opportunties to unleash his style across some other issues besides females?
Why is it always the ones who can’t spell check and sense sarcasm who keep talking about intelligence?
The smallest dog always barks the loudest, you know.
Americans are really too charming.
My first question is: Are you a woman, Masterson?
Because you obviously enjoy writing, and as you state above “Writing is for ladies.”
Secondly, I do hope you are joking in some of your writing. It is not a problem that you find men “better” than woman, that is of course up to you. But to state that “all women are cheating whores” is rather childish (referring to another article). We all know that such a statement is untrue. It is of course possible, not to say likely, that most women you have been involved with has been cheating on you, but I guess that says more about you than them (though I do not defend people that cheat.)
I also noted that you wrote “the best way to do anything is selfishly”. I find it hard to agree with you in that. And using mr. Gates as an example is not too clever either. Mr. Gates has been kind enough to donate 100 m USD to Rotary’s work against polio, and as every upstanding member of should know, Rotary’s motto is “service above self”. And still it is one of the most powerful non-profit organisations in the world. How does this fit into your theory?
I would also suggest you not to write “fuck” and “motherfucker” in your articles, as this only makes you seem unintelligent. And believe me, you are not a person who can afford to seem any less intelligent than you already are.
I’m sure you’ll provide that function as soon as the bounty is high enough.
After all, a traitor to truth but one who still can’t get laid has nothing to live for but enriching himself and using it for pointless distraction.
Muse - Map of the Problematique
That cocksucker talks too much, she’s going to choke to death after a while like Desire.
@Doubt-thanks for the link. I think that woman should be thrown in jail.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgxwPU0W-Wg
I’m not your fucking Judas. I don’t betray anybody. Settle the fuck down. But feel free to turn yourself to the proper authorities, on your own accord.
Maybe it’s the chimpanzee/Bonobo dichotomy. Also, sex may not reduce aggression, it may just leave the male too physically drained to actualize his aggression.
Judas.. in the morning you will betray me.
You know, the idea of a sex-bot is extremely appealing. I’d come home after a hard day of work and there she would be in the lingerie I told her to wear for me, cooking me dinner. And then after dinner she’d fuck my brains out–I wouldn’t even have to take a shower beforehand. And she wouldn’t complain–she’d be happy to do it for me everynight.
What we need is some independently wealthy guy to privately fund a business to create sex-bots.
I think if women just fucked us silly things like wars and violence would never occur. Certainly the pornography industry would disappear to a large degree. As much as I think the Commander is a nut-job, he’s right about one thing: women do force men into hierarchies because they control the amount of sex we get.
We’re working on it.
OK,OK. If you whack-off all the women, just get me a good Sex-bot. Top of the line.
Quite aside from which, with the artificial womb nearly completed we can get rid of women for good. Gamma males can do the shit liberals-arts jobs they presently occupy, flipping burgers and stacking books in Border’s for 2 cents an hour with their IQs of 97.
The crucial gene on the Y chromosome that determines maleness is now speculated to be able to NEVER dissapear.
Bahahahahhaha!!!!!!!
Your stuck with half of population containing dicks for all of eternity, or at least until some gentically-modified virus wipes us all out. Of course Commander Scott will survive such a holocaust as he resembles a now-extinct lower primate, so he may be immune to its effects. In this horrific scenario, he could repopulate the earth. AGGGHHHHH!!!
A: That’s already been shot down,
B: A woman can’t make anything without a man.
and C: If you really believed that you’ld spend more time telling off the bitches instead of “blaming the victim”
I don’t think they realize that the Y gene is slowly dissapearing. No Y no Men. Can’t make a man without a women. this is jsut a theory but maybe you hate women so much because you’ve never had a good one. Sure there’s a lot of whores and bitches out there but some of us are good. and PS we have sex for us too.
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You’re all married to rich men.
You think prostitution rather than an open leg policy is altruism?
I really understand that you got hurt. I do.
But you’ve got to realise that not all women are like that.
Yes, there are some sluts and skanks in this world (I fucking hate them!!) but there are so many good, honest women out there.
You say women resort to name calling?
You call us all whores. So we call YOU something back.
Go figure.
That’s pretty much a womens life too, except without the masturbation (of course), plus several hours of conversation on the phone and reading of romance novels before bedtime.
You are as arrogant as you are stupid.
This is a mans life: Work, eat, shit, sleep, work, eat, shit, sleep ( sex?) no not to-night I got a headache. Wake up in the morning with a hard-on, jerk it off in the toilet quickly (couldn’t wait) go back to sleep call in sick! What a Fucknut! Gaynut?
You forgot to ask him which head? I think he thinks with his dick!!
My ex told me I had 4 inches on anyone she’s ever been with and I use to make her have violent orgasms.
It didn’t stop her from betraying me however. Cunt.
Thrice - Burn the Fleet
Bill Gates only funds the poor cause he don’t know what to do with all the fuckin’ money in his account.
Who needs to be a gold digger for desparation? PLEASE! You just don’t size up to the situtaion do you, It’s SIZE that counts not french franks MR RUBBER DUBBER!!!!
What does your dick feel like when you wank yourself, the wet cunt is not good enough huh your hand is better! Oh what kind of a man sorry gay are u? Or should I say you fuck that……….!
Looks like you’re too much of a gold digging slut to date anyone attractive with decent eating habits and an active life - but like you said yourself all that matters is the money.
Or it could be you’re a lardass whale just like the men you’re talking about and can’t get any better.
Sophia, I don’t know why you waste your time with these scoundrels they are breeding at a greater rate than women. It’s war of the sexes. it’s war between a weaker sex and a stronger sex. It’s all psychological, there is not a way you can go to get around them rather to stand in front of them and act like them and give them a dose of their own medicine. When you are one of them you know what makes em tick. That’s their dick nothing else. Did you know that they think of sex 24/7, and they never are satisfied no matter what it is. Also say something about their mum and they will really get pissed!
What kind of ‘vocabulary’ is that. Should I also ask the question of what kind of Mother raised that man or is it a man or still a boy? I think we need more investigation on this one. What kind of men do we have now as opposed to the ones that once were!!! They don’t exist anymore! They are the ones that are whores, sluts, and all but couch potatoes do it all for me hon and I’ll do your bun! men. PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!! OH PISS OFF ALL OF YOU YOU ALL DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND DO YOU????? MEN have dicks,balls and a narrow minded brain that matures quicker than it dies. By the time they are 40 yrs the brain has already departed from this world, the hair gets thinner and runs away faster than any woman that so looks at a bald one. They have blonde jokes too!!! Now they have “BALD” ones hah!
Ask any man what has he done. Women need money and they don’t need you male counterparts dildos vibrators and the like don’t talk back YAKATI YAK! By the way prostate cancer is just around the corner and so is a bypass so you better zip it or mothers nature will take course.
Ha ha. No.
I don’t go for sloppy seconds - in fact, the mere thought of stabbing your rot-crotch makes me feel nauseated. Maybe on a deserted island as heat exhaustion sets in and the smell drives me suicidal and infection became a fast and merciful death, but then pretend-world hypothetical situations borders on self-obsession.
The ignorance and misogyny on this page is appauling.
Guys are such dickheads. Fuck you all!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
Funny shit!
Hey Sweet tits, Bill Gates does fund many charities to fed the poor. Women only fund breast cancer research because they fear losing their boobs.
put’em in the rice fields where they belong.
It’s “The Old Man AND the Sea”
To Dick,
Don’t you see the hypocrisy in your despise for all women as materialistic whores yet your admiration for Bill Gates as “one selfish motherfucker”?
“Every time I tried to display my innermost desires – a wish to be morally good – I met with contempt and scorn, and as soon as I gave in to base desires I was praised and encouraged.” - Tolstoy
(Please address. Note, I am not attacking but opening to discussion. It is difficult to discern tone of voice in text.)
Does this dumb shit not realize that whether she comes or not, it still feels the same to me? And after all, if I’m fucking you, then I’m trying to get My nut, not yours.
I’m beside myself. FINALLY, someone is writing what I’ve been feeling for a long fucking time. Women are all shysty bitches. They flirt their whore asses off at bars for free drinks, then bitch because they can’t go out without getting hit on, they get ridiculous fake tits (not a bad thing, mind you,) but then gripe because we are looking at their chest, and they put on the most perverse and gratuitous displays of public sexual indecency to get the attention of men (again, not necessarily a bad thing,) and cry that men only want sex from them. Damnit! I have more respect for hookers than I do for “regular” women, just because they aren’t fake - you know what they are all about up front, and they are obviously smarter since they make a fortune off what lesser women give away for free. Oh and yes, we are better in bed. Women think all they have to do is say “yes” and they’ve done their part to make us happy. Sorry sister, it takes a little bit more imagination than that, you lazy turd…
Petrified.
Wake up, princess.
Dr Phil right? You fucking kidding me?
screw you, you stupid ignorant man. you probably werent even up enough and thats the reason you think men are better in bed. ps. dr phil was right. pps. get your head checked, loser.
Grow up you bunch of dickheads!!!!
This is a pathetic excuse for a website, if this is what you spend doing in your time i’m afraid women will always pass you on the ladder of success, you are a joke of a human being and the way you produce and spread comments like these only make women seem more intelligent, you see while you spread “the good word” women a flogging your arse in sports, other corporate oppurtunities even in the bedroom, my theory is you are a male that wasn’t loved as a child and definitely not loved as and adult, what goes around comes around!!!! you Fuck wit!!!!
Dutch269 - What warranted the name calling?
On another thread you said “So, when your dumb ass keeps spewing out BS on this site, I am gunna trash you right back”.
I wasn’t attacking you, nor anyone else. I honestly thought that was sweet. Whats the problem?
I still think it’s sweet.
Thats true. And in a weird way..kinda sweet. I know the other bits of the comment were mean, but that part was sweet.
hahaha.. your an idiot, a patronizing childish moron. Please don’t breed!
Thats true. And in a weird way..kinda sweet. I know the other bits of the comment were mean, but that part was sweet.
The war against feminism is as important as the war against terrorism.
I’m a veteran of both.. so fuck off back to your wigger existance and hope your welfare project doesn’t get burnt to the ground.
u guys spend way too much time on this. there is a war going on and everything. seriously GROW UP!
so so run along little small dick.
ummm at least i dont talk like a NERD
Yeah. It’s cute that you’re the rampant socialite who can get attention-starved cheerleaders and even your little sister to ’support’ you in your, like, circle of friends.
By the way, let me just clear something up for you. A friend is not someone who you talk about buying shoes with, or someone who you team up with to make out in bars and flirt with superficially-rich men. A friend is someone who will bail your miserable ass out of jail without expecting a piece of that ass.
Run along, little girl. You don’t have a penis, and I assure you that your puffy swollen twat does not really compare. Maybe you can compare it with your girlfriends, though. I know superficiality is all the rage with you spoiled, stupid teenage sluts these days.
Just know your place.
Now run along, sweet-tits, it’s time for man-talk so we are going to have to ask you to leave. We just find your small penis comments to be quite derogatory and hurtful, perhaps to the point that we want to ‘kill ourself.’ It stings all the more coming from someone who does not have a dick.
Doubt
Good luck explaining the whole ‘I got pregnant from a middle-aged married man’ thing to your father. You can always play the rape card - after all, you were drunk out of your brains. Never mind the fact that you didn’t really belong in a strip club in the first place and broke the law by drinking your fat li’l ass off.
Now run along, li’l jailbait. Finding a crowbar to pry your head out of your ass would be a good first step to having people tolerate you without exploiting your forever-pubescent body (premature sex is bad for those rickety malnourished bones, you know).
Run along, jailbait. You are spamming up the forums with your ’small penis’ comments. They aren’t funny, they are just tired and droll - like you without your precious double-standard.
Sounds like your making up excuses for the superior sex catching you being a moron.
If I’m trying to make a statment of how women are equal and just as smart as men, why ever would I pretend to be some stupid ass fake “gangsta.” My sister. Ba-da-bing!