Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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It is very sad to hear you say these things, especially since my experiences allow me to fully visualise and emphasise with your statement.
But please, Chris, never give up the fight. Always make them continue until they get it right. It is a job that each man must do to ensure that men everywhere can enjoy siting back and getting some quality fellatio.
And the fact that a clear majority of women who post here make such comments says something to me about women. I’m not going to say that they are childish, illogical and stupid, {because you’ve already pointed that out for me, thank you very much} but it doesn’t do much to improve our view of women.
But Dick would get laid.. the bad assery abound is like unto a pussy magnet.
“So where does the gay part come in? Alex, don’t waste time trying to make sense out of nonsense. You know your gender has much difficulty with logic.”
That’s merely a childish attempt at an insult which, yes, is illogical and stupid. The reason women threaten Dick with saying he won’t get laid, though, is because they assume he doesn’t want conversation or a relationship with women (because he depicts them as completely despicable), but does want sex.
This always makes me chuckle as well… the standard female reply to a male on the internet of:
“UR JUS JEELOUZ YOU CAN’T GET LAYED BYE A HAWT GURL LIK ME, U FAGGOT!!!”
The obvious fact that most homosexual men do not have sexual intercourse with women appears to have been missed by women such as this.
Then there is the blatant sexual objectifying of herself with the “LAYED BYE A HAWT GURL LIK ME” showing that this woman puts so much effort into appearing to be a roadside recreational massage therapist and has little self value and is most likely under the age of 22 and still living in that female bubble of “I have a vagina.. so I can get men to do anything for me”
Well… *POP* women don’t have that power anymore.
:)
I have the money.. I make the rules.
Negative. Women online attempt to hurt a male by denying them the vagina.
Maybe in the 1950’s that would have worked.. but women these days give it up for nothing so it’s a pointless failing attempt at a stab to the groin deflected by the mighty adamantium shield of manliness.
Once a man makes a woman orgasm.. she becomes psychotic for him.
Lucky for me.. I don’t worry about the mythical female orgasm.
After being at “it” for almost 30 years, I can honestly say that threats such “Good luck at getting laid” are almost meaningless, since there are a ton of chicks out there just dying for cock. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for the most part; and if you have a job and can put a sentence together (although the former always outweighs the latter) the trick then becomes in finding the lay that is the least irritating. Women are generally crappy at sex and do the most bizzare things, thinking that it’s a turn-on. I’ve had my nipples twisted, fingers almost jammed in my arse, and once head was so bad that I had to stop her and exclaim: “It’s not corn on the cob”!
Then there’s the “psycho-sensual” part of the whole thing that is laid on us, as if guys really care about our “feelings.” In fact, some cow recently tried to explain sex to me by saying that as opposed to “the man penetrating the female” (her words, not mine), it was more a case of “the woman welcoming the man into her vagina.”!! I didn’t know whether to laugh or puke at this one. But that was it for me. I couldn’t even look at her anymore.
In any case, the next time a woman gives you the “good luck” send-off, just tell her that whores make her point moot. Watch the nostrils flare and her pupils dilate, and have a good laugh!
So where does the gay part come in? Alex, don’t waste time trying to make sense out of nonsense. You know your gender has much difficulty with logic.
I’m inclined to believe that the point of that was to highlight that women assume in this situation that all a man wants from a woman is sex - and therefore uses it as a threat or ultimatum. She will gladly pigeon hole a guy like that but at the same time demands that he be and give more to a relationship.
Actually, the reason women say that is since Dick personally doesn’t value women for their personalities (he thinks their personalities are horrid, if this site is any indication), threatening to take away relationships or conversation isn’t much of a threat. They assume he would still value sex if he’s straight, so they threaten him by saying that if he can’t appreciate women as people, then he won’t get sex either.
Amen!
Why don’t women ever say:
“Good luck getting a meaningful conversation with a female you heterosexual!”
That’s because these women know they aren’t good for anything other than being used as a cumsock.
Dick, this is truly your best exposition of female double-standards and opinionated irrationality in a very long time.