Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Gay jerk.
Wow, OK.
There’s nothing wrong with gay people. What did they do to them? I don’t think that’s very fair to judge the gays like that.
‘Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”’
Feminists want men to stop viewing females as sexual objects. Maybe they should talk to their own gender on this subject?
im just gonna blast this guy.
forget this..
no more DICK MASTERSON no more PROBLEMS.
you just want attention so the media can turn to an
idiot like youu. thats all buddy if you obviously didnt get
girls then.. you DEFINITELY arent gonna get them now :]
smart fagget. go play with some guys.
And what are you gonna do loco- lokito? Like pass a loud and smelly fart???
Dude I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. No problem.
excuse me sir…. but uh lmaoo.
i suggest if you ever in your life
decide that you want a GIRL to be in your life
or to even get laid… i suggest you go to
a country a butfuck village where no one
knows you there im sure you might have a
CHANCE IF YOU KEEP YOUR UGLY GLASSES ON YOU FREAK.
your disgusting and everytime i see your face i wanna die.
NASTY ASS FOO go get some gummy bears enjoy your life instead of hating on fucking women. siktir
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Truer word never spoken. The way to chicks is words and confidence and when you’re a megalomaniac chauvinist who can compile a sentence like this Dick fellow can you’re bound to be able to get laid as easily as ordering a pizza ( provided he doesn’t make loud about this place, but you never know, some chicks might even find it appealing).
I dont think so
I tire of a cocky attitude quickly, also dick mustache and tacky sunnies are the worlds biggest turn off.
That’s a lie. Sunnies like that propelled served Tom Cruise (top gun) and Leonardo (The Aviator) just fine.
Stop LYING to yourself and everyone around you.
You tire of a cocky attitude??
YOUR VERY PRESENCE HERE AND INABILITY TO STAY AWAY PROVES YOU’RE A LYING FRAUD.
Fuck off, insect.
whore: Good name btw Sarah, so fuck off then.
I’ve NEVER done anything to deserve this kind of representation…I don’t understand why you think these things about ALL women. Of course there are some who cheat, lie, marry for money, and all the other things you accuse us of doing, but I’ve never cheated, and I frankly don’t care about the kind of car or how much money my boyfriend has.
Once there was a person caught by kanibals. The person was waiting for his turn to be eaten. One kanibal apprached the person and said – Do you know that not all kanibals are like this I mean not all of us actually like the taste of human meat, I for ex prefer chicken.
What the fuck are you talking about. Are you comparing women to cannibals (please learn to spell)? You have issues.
Yes, whimmin are essentially cannibals. They tear their own kind apart for the amusement of a dominant few without regard for decency or human dignity.
Men, on the other hand, build one another up so we all grow as people and become part of something greater than ourselves. Ever heard of “Brothers in arms”?
“Sisterhood” has no comparable creed, other than that of some “traveling pants”.
Men are better than whimmin at pants.
so psiros the pissflap have you found yourself a new wife – our are you still crying over the last one?
Just as the jetsam from a backed-up toilet in a flood of anti-male laws comes to haunt a man a second time, so do the wayward whimmin, if only to see if, like a cannibal, they left any “meat on the bone,” from the first time.
KeepThePissflapDown,Gentlemen
i bet your fat…fat women pretend to have this mentality because they are not attractive enough to get away with whoring themselves out to get they want…you do give a fuck what your bf drives and the amount of cash he can afford to waste on your worthless ass…your just to fat to say it
I would explain the joke, I find it a lot more entertaining to watch you struggle.
i hope you can stay that way although it is very unlikely erosion will
eventually change you slowly but certainly
ohia… im a gay Guy and this really turns me on!! its true guys are better in beddd i love it coz men have penis !!! anal sex is the best :) honestly you probs dont have any chance of getting laid by a chick but with guys on the other hand !!! woo woo mind you comin from my point of view penis rule. i hate women !! atro here is the biggest cunt in the world women should stay in the kitchen with their legs spread at all time tht’s all their honestly only good for mating/ making babies !!! “i just love man anal” gayyy pride i had sex with a girl once it put me off so i switched to dick n balls !!! i gurgle my boy friends cum my mouth is now a sperm bank!!! :) give me a call xoxox
love you lots n lots astro !!!
LMAO dick, i fuck to please ME not my man :) and it works for both of us.
I BET THERE ARE MORE WOMEN ON THIS SITE THAN MEN LOL
I wish the women who posted here weren’t so fucking stupid. Seriously, girls. This website proves that there are still plenty of misogynists out there just dying for an excuse to say women are too stupid and emotional to be anywhere but the kitchen. So please, my fellow sistas, use spellcheck! You’re making us all look bad.
And saying sistas makes you look even worse.
It’s almost good many modern women aren’t in the kitchen. They’d surely end up lighting it on fire.
You cunt are so pathetic! Can you believe how stupid these bitches are. On your knees bitches!
Sure, generalizing is not typically the way to go but, before you decide to comment. you really should re-read your post before submitting it.
One of the base arguments on this site is that women are opportunistic whores who only care about money and status and will fuck whatever they have to to get it, or even be close to it.
This is the line that fucks your rebuttle: “i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome”. Why is Jimi Hendrix a God? Why is Quentin Tarantino awesome? I’d bet you don’t (or didn’t in Jimi’s case) know either of them personally so who are you to comment on the type of person they are? Oh.. That’s right… You do know one thing about them – they are (were) rich and famous. I would also bet that you wouldn’t hesitate to take either of their cocks wherever they damn well told you to take it too.
Also, and I’m going to lose man points for this I’m sure, but I do agree that some men can be as stupid as women, however, in their defense, chances are they’ve gone retarded due to some stupid petty, unappreciative, nagging bitch who won’t shut the fuck up.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I really do wonder what u think about rape….??
Why do you guys seriously hate women? Just because you guys came around a couple of women who are bitches doesn’t mean the rest of the population is!
Correction, the ENTIRE population is and we still don’t hate women. That means men are better than women.
you will have to prove it
Nice try. You don’t walk into a room full of men who don’t want you there and say “prove it”. Are you fucking crazy? You don’t have to answer that.
Check out menarebetterthanwomen.com Marie, you’ll find all the proof you need.
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Holy shit!!This babe’s fucking crazy!
Hm. She is.
And I have to admit, the majority of my friends are bitches… including myself.
That’s something you’re proud of is it?
You might want to aim higher and don’t forget to put the seat down when you’re done.
“A SLUT wil fuck anyone.
A BITCH will fuck anybody but YOU.”
That’s why we have more respect for sluts and tramps. They’re not trying to get away with PRETENDING they are NOT sluts and tramps.
Carry on bitch.
Ok so lets talk about you insteed of all other women. So, do you like when a man is chasing – pursuing you?
There are several things I should say to you. Actually, most women asked this same question and we have to repeat again and again.
1-Feminism is not a sex, but rather a movement. So, if we are against this movement, this does not mean we are against the female as a sex.
2-It is interesting you are against gender discrimination, and I am too. But do you know who promotes gender discrimination? It is the feminists themselves. So, if you really are against gender discrimination you should blame the feminists.
3-It is customary for the feminists to blame men for the bad things that they do themselves. This is the same as Hitler used to do.
2- Exactly. Racism works the same way. It’s like black people telling me I can’t call them black right after they’ve called me white. Ridiculous.
Sure, generalizing is not typically the way to go but, before you decide to comment. you really should re-read your post before submitting it.
One of the base arguments on this site is that women are opportunistic whores who only care about money and status and will fuck whatever they have to to get it, or even be close to it.
This is the line that fucks your rebuttle: “i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome”. Why is Jimi Hendrix a God? Why is Quentin Tarantino awesome? I’d bet you don’t (or didn’t in Jimi’s case) know either of them personally so who are you to comment on the type of person they are? Oh.. That’s right… You do know one thing about them – they are (were) rich and famous. I would also bet that you wouldn’t hesitate to take either of their cocks wherever they damn well told you to take it too.
Also, and I’m going to lose man points for this I’m sure, but I do agree that some men can be as stupid as women, however, in their defense, chances are they’ve gone retarded due to some stupid petty, unappreciative, nagging bitch whowon’t shut the fuck up.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women are not a race but a sex. The human species has two sexes: the male sex and the female sex. The first is better than the second.
And Quentin Tarantino is a one trick pony who hasn’t made a good movie in years. He’s also a feminist ass-kisser which is probably why you like him so much.
This web site is completly insane im sorry but it is your generally the entire woman race based on women you have met you dont know every woman in the world so how can you know for sure we are all whores i mean thats not very fair there are plenty of ass hole men out there i mean like hitler george bush flavor flave but i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome i just dont see how you cannot see how men can be just as stupid as women and women can be as smart if not smarter than men its not like men dont lie and cheat and men can be whores too
Because we know how to communicate clearly, for fuck’s sake.
Before you open your mouth to suggest that ANY man is “NOT doing enough for YOU” . . . . ASK HIM –>> “Is there anything at all I can do for you?”.
You may shocked at how many times the answer will be,
“No thanks babe, I’m good.”
Try it.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
Try it again . . . but this time, say like you really want to know.
And put it in your tone of voice that you are glad to do it.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
And when he answers you –>> DO IT.
Even if he says “Yes, you can leave me alone for a while because I’m very busy.”
Don’t argue. Don’t give him the neglected woman bullshit. Just leave.
Then next time you see him . . . .
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS??
WE MEN ALWAYS HAVE PEOPLE COMING UP TO US WANTING OUR TIME, ANSWERS, RESULTS, ASKING QUESTIONS, DEMANDING THINGS OF US, HAVING EXPECTATIONS FROM US, ASKING US FOR SHIT . . . .
“Chris can you come here for a minute” . . .
“Chris can you tell me” . . . .
“Ask Chris, he knows” . . . . .
“Chris, I need you to” . . . .
“Chris our company needs to . . . make it happen.”
“Chris what do you think?”
“Chris I need” . . . .
“Chris will have a solution . . .”
“Chris I want . . . .”
“Hey Chris , can you . . . . ”
“Hey Chris, can I get . . . . ”
“Chris , can I have . . . ”
No man wants to come to YOU for MORE of the same shit.
It takes 100X less energy for a woman to ask “Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?” . . . before a woman works her fuckin’ ass off to BLAME men for having no REAL interest in giving her a fucking thing…… including the TIME OF DAY.
Women will waste countless amounts of energy complaining, crying, throwing tantrums and accusing men of not giving them enough before they even ask that question ONCE.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
No woman gets to sit their with her fuckin’ arms folded saying “I deserve this”, “I deserve that”, “I deserve better”, “I deserve more” …. UNTIL SHE HAS ASKED THAT MAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN –>> “Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?”.
And until women have asked that question,
Those woman don’t “deserve” ANYTHING.
“Is there anything – at all – that I can do for YOU?” –>> AND THEN DOING IT …. gives a woman ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE WORLD. And that’s the ONLY woman who “deserves” ANYTHING from any man, including an ounce of happiness.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Ohh .. Thank FUCK… I completely agree!!!!
Suddenly I understand. You have some personal issues, which is why you dislike women so much.
Oh I get it.
You behave like a cunt ,
a guy says “you’re a cunt”
… and now he dislikes women.
Is that right?
Is that how you PERCEIVE it?
It’s got nothing to do with YOU being a stinking cunt,
It’s all him and his issues.
100000 comedians out of work,
and YOUre looking for a job.
Well It’s a good thing we don’t have to “LIKE” the women we fuck, isn’t it bitch. If we waited around for women we actually “LIKED” . . . . YOU would never get laid.
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen at getting women laid.
It’s not irrational of me to see you saying things like “Vaginas are gross” “women are whores” and “women are stupid” and to assume from these comments that you dislike women. In fact, that’s a logical conclusion.
But yes, it’s obviously your issues which lead to your dislike of most if not all females.
Oh and hey, I couldn’t care less if you think I’ll never get laid, or I’m unattractive, or any of that trivial stuff. I’m just saving you some time here, so you don’t have to bother with posting anything like that again. But by all means, feel free too, because it makes you look so irrational and over-agressive. Which I love to see.
Are you on the rag?
No. I am, in fact, an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns.
That comment was so pathetic, I actually found it amusing. Well done!
Weph, are you a cunt too, and you have a swamp between your legs??? be honest
WEPH, … does your boyfriend know you’re an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns???
Is that the shit you pretend he “respects” about you?
Well at least he’s brainwashed to think he’s a lucky guy.
Can’t wait ’til he snaps out of it.
Do be sure to lets us all know, won’t you?
You unfulfilling whore.
Yes, I have a swamp between my legs. No really, against despite what physics says is likely, I have a whole swamp, miles long, hidden between my legs.
Chris, you hide behind insults because you’re not smart enough to formulate a real argument. Go do some research about actualy feminism, then come back and we’ll have an argument.
Until then, feel free to speculate on the future of my relationship as much as you want. But that doesn’t seem like a very ‘manly’ task to me.
Ugh, and I apologise for the typos.
Oh so now your spelling mistakes are called “TYPOS”.
But when a man makes one you consider him “uneducated” and “unable to spell” or make an argument.
What a useless cunt.
Go get fucked.
Seriously.
…. and I don’t “hide behind insults”.
I am fully prepared to wave them in front of your face as I rub your own nose in your own second-class opinion of yourself.
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Comment by Weph
2008-10-23 07:04:45 – IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e
No. I am, in fact, an argumentative, bitchy harpy all the time, regardless of hormonal patterns.
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No, you definitely hide behind insults because you don’t have a rational argument. That’s pretty obvious, even to the other men on this site.
Why else have I seen them correct you before? Because you’re not smart and can’t formulate words properly. Think about it.
NOT SMART???
YOU think that a man who can’t spell….
who is OK with taking a back seat to you….
who endorses your whore mentality….
who allows you to attention whore yourself…
who extends you unearned courtesy….
who ‘respects’ you and your cunting behavior for no reason –>> is “SMART”.
Well then, by YOUR standards….
I am certainly very proud to be an idiot.
Stupid bitch Weph going around posting her ladyshit all over the site=One big bloodbath for bitchwranglers like Chris, Psiros etc.,and femicunt thrashers like me.
Thanks Weph,I wont care to return the favour….
Now, this comment is so irrational that all I can take from it is the overt violence. Sounds a little threatening, too. That’s not exactly legal, now, is it.
I didn’t mean the comment to be very rational.I was going to see if you respond to it or not, further proving your bitchily womanliness.If I were you I’d not respond to a single comment from anybody about me, get the fuck out of the website and do something else at 1.31 am in the morning-like sleep.It is a beautifully scorching holiday here in New Delhi and I’ve nothing else to do,so I am doing this.
And please don’t start with those lawyer jokes!
I will cut you.
It’s not 1:30 am where I am. And if telling me to leave hasn’t worked the first 10 times you’ve done it, why would it work this time.
And no, FactFinder, you won’t cut me. So don’t lie, it’s so dishonest.
Oh well if its not 1.30 am where you live, good for you!On with the debate!By the way where do you live?By the way FactFinder, if you are going to cut her, cut her head off.That’ll do good for her and the rest of us.
It seems to have escaped your notice that I’m a vaguely intelligent female. As such, I would never tell the people on this site, who obviously hate me, where I live.
If you are so surrounded by people who hate you, why don’t you leave?
Obvious answer-’You cant/can never make me leave.’
Well don’t,what else can I say.I am “argumentless” against women outside the courtroom, as they follow their own shitty rules of debate,i.e, NO and NEVER.
“Bitchwrangler”
I like it.
Huge smile on my face.
Chris, I’m a woman, a happy one, AND I LOVE WHAT YOU JUST WROTE!!!
It is one of the MOST true things I have ever read about men and women in my life. Amen Sir!
I’m the kind of woman who asks that all the time … and the response is beautiful and amazing.
My goodness do you have a lot to teach most women! If only they’d listen, huh?
yap.
Thank you for noticing, Loribyn.
That was music to my…. eyes.
Smile and a wink.
To Studioline: “Yap”? Ah, sorry mate, what do you mean? “Yep”, as in you agree; or “yap”, as in a barking dog?
To Chris: Well, thanks … but it’s very true. I am constantly disgusted and appalled at the way I see women treating their men (forgive me for the possessive pronoun, but you know what I mean), I would never do or say 99% of what I see and hear my fellow women doing and saying to and with their guys. I will never understand why they simply don’t treat them, 1. With the respect he’s due, and 2. As they would like to be treated. I guess I just don’t get it — maybe I’m just thick!? Ha! (With my 175 IQ, I don’t think so somehow … maybe I’m just not a bitch … at least not in the same way?). So a smile and wink back at you. :)
Studioline means to say “yep” as in “yes, exactly”. His first language is not English. And neither is mine, actually.
Many women here confuse a “typo” with “non-intelligence” or sound reason. This is only ONE reason why they are not allowed.
These are women who don’t even KNOW another language, or have ever been to another country….. or can’t even IMAGINE that english may not be a man’s first language.
None of that is the point anyway.
The 99% of women you speak of are like HOUSEFLYS…. who bash their heads against the glass, over and over and over again and blame MEN for it.
And you wish you could tell that fly “STOP!!! Stop what you are doing! because its NOT WORKING FOR YOU. There is another window open over there. Go through THAT. Its EASIER than what you are doing.
If these 99% of women keep doing that, they are eventually going to end up dead on a window sill. Only to to be swept into the trash by the man – who just doesn’t have the DESIRE to deal with that insect.
THAT was the point.
Im glad you are the 1% who sees the value in it.
It isn’t a “bitch” thing.
Bitchiness is a RESULT of what SHE IS DOING TO HERSELF.
Can a housefly really get mad at YOU for doing what its doing???
Thanks for clarifying that for me Chris (gotcha now Studioline :))
And I do most apologise gentlemen — I didn’t realise that this wasn’t an open forum, nor one for men only — I sort of stumbled across it. So I’ll split. Sorry!
(BTW Chris, for English not being your first langauge, your grammar and vocabulary, your syntax and use of vernacular is excellent — it certainly didn’t show!? How nice to meet an intelligent and articulate man! I’m most impressed!)
I’ll get lost now, sorry again. :)
Thanx Chris, of course I agreed 100%, that you would have a lot to teach only if women would listen.
All women know what we say is true. Only women dissagree when they are not honest. And when they are honest they agree. But women are disshonest most of the time and not only towars men but also towards other women.
And they agree cos how long a preson can only pretend. Its so tiresome.
The point is however in the part about the fly – HOUSEFLIES. Women get so angry because they can’t figure out the right way to deal with men, just like a fly cant figure out that what looks like and air is a glass and that it looks the same as an open window.
The most interesting part about the flies is however that a fly will bang it’s head against the window even more if there are other files who do the same. And the more a man with a good heart tryes to help a fly to fly away through the open window, the more a fly starts to get irritated.
And by the way, despite what you ladies hear from the other flies/ sources, the attractivnes of a woman who does that is about the same as an attractivness of a fly.
Cook
Clean
Sex
Oh, and shutting the hell up works too.
♂dBoss iNc.
1. suck him 2. fuck him – thats it. The 2 point plan. Nice and simple for your peanut mind to grasp!
Is it even possible for a woman to make a man happy??….after 3 years of a terrible marriage all i ever did was imagine what it was like to fuck my sister in law…i mean every night too..it was nutz…my EX WIFE gave it to me anytime i desired(you know sex), she was hot, she had nice tits a great ass and a pretty face…she cooked she cleaned and could suck a mean one….but all i ever did was imagine smashing my hot sister in law…with the plenty of open doors she gave me, i never walked through them…thats loyalty…women should learn the word
Shut the fuck up and you’ll make every guy happy. Try it, it works.