Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Indeed. Men owe it to one another to teach their girlfriends the proper way to give a blowjob. Because, eventually, your girlfriend might turn into my girlfriend–that’s just the way the world works.
Or, perhaps, your girlfriend will talk to my girlfriend, and the knowledge can spread that way as well.
When a woman has lost an argument, she shall start talking complete nonsense (see The Laws of Women).
Christ Talon, don’t get your knickers in a twist. I was *complimenting* this site. I said it was FUNNY.
And the definition of ‘bitching’ is to complain or gripe. You don’t see any of that? If you don’t, I can’t help you, mate, no one can make you see what you don’t want to.
And it’s a bit weak to complain that posters who brag are doing so in response to ‘rabid women’. So those ‘rabid women’ made them do it? What, they don’t have balls of their own? Come on… If you’re so pro men, you’re doing them a disservice.
Show me where a poster here (besides yourself) said that.
I am convinced that the posters who “brag” about those things are only doing so in response to ad-hominem used against them by rabid women.
Besides, ad-hominem attacks on the internet is stupid, in the same way that “bragging” about personal things are. It goes both ways.
Would you like to refute anything? Of course, you most likely believe that anything you have to say is important for the discussion. Or what?
Additionally, please tell me what you refer to as “bitching”, and explain why. If you have a problem with this site’s statement, please argue against it. If you have a problem with a poster, take it with him/her.
And please do refrain from acting “high and mighty” by using that patronizing tone. It is annoying as it is baseless, and taking your irrelevance into consideration, it makes you come across as a troll.
And since you most likely have nothing constructive to add that some other poster have not, please read the front page and follow the rules Gal referred to. And ask her to do the same.
If you DO have something relevant and constructive to add, feel free to do so.
Gal, you just couldn’t help yourself.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-comment-here-because-they-w ant-to-fuck-me/
-Dick
I. Fucking. Love. This. Site.
It’s hilarious. Oops, I broke the first rule, the one that was spelled out (twice) on the home page.
Oh, do forgive me.
Jesus Christ. This website is funny. But what’s funnier is how seriously some of the commenters seem to take it.
“Yeah, I’m a tough guy and I’m GREAT in the sack. Women throw themselves at me every time I go out. They all pant at my feet. Listen… they’re beating down by door now.”
Sure, mate, sure. That’s why you need to brag about it anonymously on the internet.
Jesus. Keep on bitching boys, it’s very entertaining…
Right on, Tyler. But I often wonder about the obvious contradiction there. If we’re supposedly gay, then we wouldn’t need luck getting laid by women.
Why are women so fond of instantaneous contradiction? Well, as I’ve said before, you can’t spell incoherent without her.
Women assume that because we visit this site, we’re all gay men who can’t get laid and are bitter.
Not true at all, of course! It’s just pure jealousy on their part because they know that there are less men who are willing to put up with their shit all through life. So they think that they are right and all men are assumed to be wrong about everything. So they use the ‘good-luck-getting-laid’ story to get our goats or just because they have nothing better to say.
Thank you wise eddy, from this we learn that women are capable of orgasm and also that there are a lot of men who are terrible lovers.
:)
Actually :(
If you’re always just a one night stand, there’s a reason for that. See above.
70% of women fake orgasms… that’s why I only fuck actresses.
Yes. Everything. Every. Single. Fucking. Thing.
Why do you disallow an answer? By posting, you are asking for an answer. Bored? Is that your attempt to somehow add drama in your post? No, judging people by gender is not stupid or retarded. Men are superior. HIStory and the world has already proved that.
href=”#comment-78851″ title=”View the original comment”>Kate said:
How odd you are. People are multifaceted. Some women are dumb, some are slutty, bitchy, frigid, manipulative, whatever. So are some men. So are some asians and jews. So are some lesbians.
The egregious error here is the word some . Rather, its a large majority which has caused this site to sprout out amidst the angst and fuck ups.
href=”#comment-78851″ title=”View the original comment”>Kate said:
It would be so convienient if we could spot these people easily, as you suggest just by gender. However that’s obviously crap. Sometimes we have to work a bit harder to find the truth. Luckily there’s people out here who are pretty okay. You might miss out on a few if you keep those blinkers on. Of course that’s up to you. By the way, I adore men in general. I’m not a feminazi. men are gorgeously delightful creatures as a rule. But hey, so are girls. Good luck with your funny website. Try not to stay too angry for too long, I reckon you could do better.
Come along again when you feel like making a “rant” which is … the next minute? Peace.
Na, don’t answer, I’m already bored. Hey, good for you, you have passion, even if in my opinion it’s misguided and kinda dopey. Judging people by their gender is as silly as by their race, religion, weight, sexual orientation etc. It just doesn’t make sense. What if you decided you were superior to people in say, green tee shirts? Because you met a few you didn’t like or understand? How odd you are. People are multifaceted. Some women are dumb, some are slutty, bitchy, frigid, manipulative, whatever. So are some men. So are some asians and jews. So are some lesbians. It would be so convienient if we could spot these people easily, as you suggest just by gender. However that’s obviously crap. Sometimes we have to work a bit harder to find the truth. Luckily there’s people out here who are pretty okay. You might miss out on a few if you keep those blinkers on. Of course that’s up to you. By the way, I adore men in general. I’m not a feminazi. men are gorgeously delightful creatures as a rule. But hey, so are girls. Good luck with your funny website. Try not to stay too angry for too long, I reckon you could do better.
No need to be rude dalsgaard. Are men better at everything than women?
No hate. Just a matter-of-fact representation of how things are. Men are better than women. Simple.
Now please fuck off. You are polluting my sight.
Are you guys serious? Why do you hate us so much? Do you hate ALL women? Do you believe all women are the same? I’m not trying to be inflamatory I am really just trying to understand.
To sum it up if women did not “welcome” or accept the penis PENETRATION, then it would be rape. Women still get penis-penetrated nonetheless.Maybe the femwhorist is trying to feel “empowered” by thinking her vagina is a house.
you daddies little fuckwad
You fukwad. Women are terrible at everything.
Women suck as people
Thank you wise eddy, from this we learn that women are capable of orgasm and also that there are a lot of men who are terrible lovers.
:)
Actually :(
If you’re always just a one night stand, there’s a reason for that. See above.
I always think that if it was crap for you, chances are it was crap for her too.
It is different strokes for different folks (if you forgive the pun) what turns one man or woman on would turn another man or woman off. There is no ‘right’ way to have sex, except when both partners are enjoying it. If you are not enjoying it, it is as much your responsibility as it is hers to communicate and adjust things until you do. To state that your partner (or indeed the whole of the opposite sex) is crap in bed is just foolish - as foolish as the ‘gay’ reference that women tend to make on here.
I will, Diamatik, I will. The cross we all bear.