Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
How do you feel J??… You just got royally owned by Miguel. Embarassed. And you have nothing to come back to it with. Just goes to show that men are truly better and smarter then women. And we can always come back with our manliness to prove that we deffinately have dominance over your tiny accorn sized women brains. You said “you were laid last… when?” I find that funny because if you read the blog above, Dick had just explained how women only use there vaginas and sex to threaten us by saying “good luck getting laid.” or something in that area.
Women also try to make us feel bad by calling us “jerks” or “Meany heads”. I want all women keep trying to make us feel bad for being “jerks”. If by “jerks” you mean… Totally right in every single way…. then i am a jerk. A huge jerk.
oh and one other thing Miguel Reyes (23) i hope thats not how you plan on making your daughter feel….like a leech and measly and worthless…cuz someday she’ll be a woman…it goes both ways for men and women…both sides have abusive worthless and stupid people….
men are better than women women are better than men…why are we arguing about this? some females are better than some males some males are better than some females…not too mention this fact…have any of you gone into a highschool lately? both the boys and girls are so stupid i wish to cry…by the way im 17. so i know first hand that noone is better than anyone else..we’re all silly stupid creatures who sometimes have bursts of intelligence:) we all have hopes and dreams…men women or not…we all have feelings. I’m not gonna lie, i was hurt when i first started to read the things in this site. but now i look at all the things and think wow…Go ahead and be macho men…and say women suck or whatever else you wish to say. obviously you havent been around the right females though…
yes i leave long messages on my bf’s machine-sometimes!
yes i have way too many emotions going on at once and it makes me moody and bitchy
yes i can be stupid and ditzy and sometimes i cant spell
yes i probably wont make a good driver
yes sometimes i hate men and blame them for my problems (then i get a reality check and blame myself)
yes i can be feministic at times (sadly)
yes i can be really annoying to the opposite sex
But…I love my boyfriend and wont cheat on him…he deserves the best and im gonna try to give him the best. I can sometimes say smart and funny things that make people…even men…look up to me. I am not greedy, if my man lives in a hovel i will NOT leave him for someone with more money. I will NEVER take my children away from my husband should i ever divorce. I will love my man unconditionally…not just til i find someone better, cuz if i love him then obviously hes the best. I will always be therefor my man. I will give everything i have to make my man happy. Money doesnt buy happpiness. Trash-talking the opposite sex will not make anyone happy. Noones perfect so grow up and deal with that fact
we all do bad things…females and males alike…
If im a horrible measly creature unworthy of any mans love, according to you men, then you all need to realize you, too, are not worthy of anyones notice and love and care-but ill prolly spend tonight praying for all of you who have problems with females…and hope you all learn to get over your bitterness.
if im horrible feel free to email me i promise not to reply unless you ask
psalms24army@yahoo.com
i welcome any hatemail and opinions
Miguel Reyes:
Yes, I’m sure you do get laid daily. Do the boys in your tent enjoy it as much as you do?
I pity your daughter. Only an asshole for a role model…what a shame.
No, dear, I’ve spent many an hour on a treadmill — I think taking care of my body is very, very important. If only you thought that way about your brain!
By “love” do you mean “be at my beck and call 24/7, always there when I need you, watch chick flicks with me, sell your car and buy me a diamond, promise to only watch (American) football once a year at my Super Bowl Party, be sure to prepare the bean dip cause I hate to cook, bring home enough money so I don’t have to work, move out when I get tired of you but keep the child support and alimony coming in”?
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
And you were laid last…when?
If you can pop a baby out of your dick, let me know. Last time I checked, it ain’t gonna happen.
And, if a woman does try to change you, it might for a completely different reason than pleasing herself. Hell, I can think of three or four men that the city would reward me for de-filthing. It’s just a shame you’re too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
The interesting part of seeing women come on here and reading the never-ending blatherings of the women who obviously just exited surgery where they received a frontal lobotomy is this:
They do absolutely nothing to even attempt at the slightest intelligent response to anything that Dick says. Furthermore, they prove him right time and time again by doing exactly what he says in the first 2 seconds of the paragraph “Good luck on getting laid you faggot”?!
1.) Women do attempt and sometimes succeed in using their vagina as some sort of “wildcard” that they can pull out and win with
*Beeeeeeep* wrong answer! I have the money, there’s 2 billion better looking women out there that would love my cock. I make the damn rules. what mental hospital did you escape from where you got that stupid chip implant in your brain that says you’re some sort of “saviour” to the world and you hold the answer to life and the ability to save humanity between your fucking legs? IT’S A PUSSY, and there’s only one thing I use it for. FUCKING not depositing money. I don’t need to say some magic word for it to open, although knowing the gold-digging whores that you are I could wave my checkbook around and you hyenas will come running.
2. Yes. You women do get attached as soon as you’ve had some sex much like a leech attaches to your leg when you get in dirty, muddy stagnant water. What do you do with the leech. You cut it the fuck off and then stomp it for trying to feast on your precious man blood. If I got into a history of how many of you psychotic, jealous, insane and mentally incoherent women have tried to change or settle me attempting to mold me into a well trained, obedient pet this comment would never end. Men don’t care we know you’re a whore and that’s why we use protection. You’ll be sleeping with Tom next door tomorrow and all I can do is make sure I teach you to give outstanding head so that all the other men you pleasure won’t have to go through the gruelling 5 minutes of lame sex you put me through! MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN! PERIOD!
You’re fucking dumb.
womens are apart of men world , that we cant deny them , its just depend of the way we treat them . so every one hates women is crazy,women in all the bad things that she have , we cant live with out her ……
Are you saying sex is all that women are good for? Not everything revolves around sex unless you’re a whore.
Wow this is really quite amusing! lol. So wait do you like other men dick or are you strait?
All who come to the dark side come by lost love, only to linger in it’s memory.
Explain to me please, what is this love?
No salt and pepper…just “controversial” stuff … I guess women really upset you! I bet you’ve never been in love!
Regards, MenLover!
“If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine.” -Dick
All boys need to be taught this lesson in first grade.
You’re not the bot? Thank goodness for small mercies. Welcome to the site.
MR. Dick! You are my HERO!
You didn’t need an article to tell us this, the title says it all.
Women are MORONS! Love the site!
I didn’t even think of that. What a mantastic point! Well, that just gives more impetus to gird our loins, go into batte and fight the good fight.