Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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August 10th, 2007 at 7:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc79c683fa180
By “love” do you mean “be at my beck and call 24/7, always there when I need you, watch chick flicks with me, sell your car and buy me a diamond, promise to only watch (American) football once a year at my Super Bowl Party, be sure to prepare the bean dip cause I hate to cook, bring home enough money so I don’t have to work, move out when I get tired of you but keep the child support and alimony coming in”?
August 11th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Miguel Reyes:
Yes, I’m sure you do get laid daily. Do the boys in your tent enjoy it as much as you do?
I pity your daughter. Only an asshole for a role model…what a shame.
No, dear, I’ve spent many an hour on a treadmill — I think taking care of my body is very, very important. If only you thought that way about your brain!
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
men are better than women women are better than men…why are we arguing about this? some females are better than some males some males are better than some females…not too mention this fact…have any of you gone into a highschool lately? both the boys and girls are so stupid i wish to cry…by the way im 17. so i know first hand that noone is better than anyone else..we’re all silly stupid creatures who sometimes have bursts of intelligence:) we all have hopes and dreams…men women or not…we all have feelings. I’m not gonna lie, i was hurt when i first started to read the things in this site. but now i look at all the things and think wow…Go ahead and be macho men…and say women suck or whatever else you wish to say. obviously you havent been around the right females though…
yes i leave long messages on my bf’s machine-sometimes!
yes i have way too many emotions going on at once and it makes me moody and bitchy
yes i can be stupid and ditzy and sometimes i cant spell
yes i probably wont make a good driver
yes sometimes i hate men and blame them for my problems (then i get a reality check and blame myself)
yes i can be feministic at times (sadly)
yes i can be really annoying to the opposite sex
But…I love my boyfriend and wont cheat on him…he deserves the best and im gonna try to give him the best. I can sometimes say smart and funny things that make people…even men…look up to me. I am not greedy, if my man lives in a hovel i will NOT leave him for someone with more money. I will NEVER take my children away from my husband should i ever divorce. I will love my man unconditionally…not just til i find someone better, cuz if i love him then obviously hes the best. I will always be therefor my man. I will give everything i have to make my man happy. Money doesnt buy happpiness. Trash-talking the opposite sex will not make anyone happy. Noones perfect so grow up and deal with that fact
we all do bad things…females and males alike…
If im a horrible measly creature unworthy of any mans love, according to you men, then you all need to realize you, too, are not worthy of anyones notice and love and care-but ill prolly spend tonight praying for all of you who have problems with females…and hope you all learn to get over your bitterness.
if im horrible feel free to email me i promise not to reply unless you ask
psalms24army@yahoo.com
i welcome any hatemail and opinions
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
oh and one other thing Miguel Reyes (23) i hope thats not how you plan on making your daughter feel….like a leech and measly and worthless…cuz someday she’ll be a woman…it goes both ways for men and women…both sides have abusive worthless and stupid people….
October 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 155b3e9d9fe68
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
How do you feel J??… You just got royally owned by Miguel. Embarassed. And you have nothing to come back to it with. Just goes to show that men are truly better and smarter then women. And we can always come back with our manliness to prove that we deffinately have dominance over your tiny accorn sized women brains. You said “you were laid last… when?” I find that funny because if you read the blog above, Dick had just explained how women only use there vaginas and sex to threaten us by saying “good luck getting laid.” or something in that area.
Women also try to make us feel bad by calling us “jerks” or “Meany heads”. I want all women keep trying to make us feel bad for being “jerks”. If by “jerks” you mean… Totally right in every single way…. then i am a jerk. A huge jerk.
October 6th, 2007 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 155b3e9d9fe68
Again another woman who actually thinks she can respond to a man intelligently. How sad.
1. I’m a Marine. I get laid daily. You’re probably had a custom office chair made for you due you the twinkies and hours at your computer. Get on a treadmill and don’t be jealous at the fact that us Military men have probably gotten laid more in the last day then you will in a lifetime.
2. Another example of the “frontal-lobotomy” women I was talking about. Unfortunately for you and of course now you feel like a jackass… I have a daughter… but if I never had another child I would be fantastic! Women have children so that they can leech off of us men and live on welfare. It’s a pity you all are too incompetent to take care of yourselves.
3. I’m positive I have more money than you unless you’re a millionaire. In any case, I’m past the point of taking care of myself aside from the fact I take care of my daughter you stupid cunt!
October 6th, 2007 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 155b3e9d9fe68
How do you feel J??… You just got royally owned by Miguel. Embarassed. And you have nothing to come back to it with. Just goes to show that men are truly better and smarter then women. And we can always come back with our manliness to prove that we deffinately have dominance over your tiny accorn sized women brains. You said “you were laid last… when?” I find that funny because if you read the blog above, Dick had just explained how women only use there vaginas and sex to threaten us by saying “good luck getting laid.” or something in that area.
Women also try to make us feel bad by calling us “jerks” or “Meany heads”. I want all women keep trying to make us feel bad for being “jerks”. If by “jerks” you mean… Totally right in every single way…. then i am a jerk. A huge jerk.
October 6th, 2007 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
You got it right on the nose, buddy.
-Dick
October 6th, 2007 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Being an chronic whore for attention would entail that, would it not?
October 11th, 2007 at 5:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Hmm… So you say all women are racists but here we have some sexist shit done by MEN. This site is just as bad (if not worse) as saying white people are better than black. Everything a woman has said or commented on about on this site has been shot down and burnt in a fiery blaze of disreguard and descrimination.
Although, don’t get me wrong. My friend Lyndsie and I were cruising along looking for descriminate sites, when this came up. Holy shit, did we have a blast! The “Women Can’t Spell” and ” if men are dogs than women are drunken parrots” made us literally almost fall out of our chairs laughing. Just some silly yet figuritive points to bring up:
1. All dogs lick their own asses.
2. All dogs sniff EACHOTHER’S asses.
3. A majority of dogs eat their own shit.
4. The ratio of boys to girls who got above 80% on their spelling quizzes in my class just last week was 16 to 24. Girls clearly winning by a long shot.
5. If women are parrots, than we can fly over you and shit on your dispicable heads. XD
6. Most if not all dogs bark until they’re stupid enough to be thrown out of the house. (cough)
Keep in (your filthy) minds, Dick and his minions, all these goofy points I’ve brought up are completely un-realistic, so shooting me down for them will just make you look stupid in the long run.
Yours truly,
A laughing 16 year old girl. :)
October 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
If your 16 and still taking spelling quizzes, Dick doesn’t need to shoot down your points to make you look stupid.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Nice one. If that’s all you can come up with I mean.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Fixed. ^_^
October 11th, 2007 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
*Smack!*
Fixed!
Next time think before you get your nose broken. Equal treatment, you ‘daddy’s li’l jailbait whore,’ you.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Oh ho ho, my poor digital nose. What else can you do but throw your names and insults at me? NOTHING. Abuse me again please I think my pixels can take it.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Awed I could have come up with more. Like how someone who scored so high on their spelling test mispelled discrimination.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Hmm, yeah you could’ve. :)
October 11th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Oh, no, you’ve tried to use your pretty little cock-mongler, head I mean, for thinking again. No, no, no. It’s for smearing whore-paint on, or for staring into those hollow little eyes while you remind yourself how you aren’t a whore. Perhaps you feel you’re indebted by the opposite sex, perhaps you feel like you are a God for having a bloated crotch and a hole in your face (an educated theory Marc Lépine disproved, I believe), but nonetheless, you are most certainly not destined to be an independent person.
I was just reminding you of your physical inferiority, by the way. Now run along, jailbait, it’s time for man-talk. I’m afraid that you are not manlier than any of the men in here, so regardless of your fantasies, we are going to have to ask you to leave.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
Hmm, well if you want me to leave so badly you obviously have some problems with self-esteem. I’d be glad to keep lowering it for you. Another way to get me out is to build a civilization consisting of only men. Bwahaha I wonder what strip clubs will be like. By the way, you talk like some arrogant fortune cookie.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cc308b16eca
ok ok guys listen up. all u men out there where once inside a women (first and last time). Sooo women pretty much OWN u. dont be haten women.
sincerely and gangsta,
HOMiEC