Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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July 26th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d2c3b8c29211
Right on, Tyler. But I often wonder about the obvious contradiction there. If we’re supposedly gay, then we wouldn’t need luck getting laid by women.
Why are women so fond of instantaneous contradiction? Well, as I’ve said before, you can’t spell incoherent without her.
July 26th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbbee2dbb84af
Jesus Christ. This website is funny. But what’s funnier is how seriously some of the commenters seem to take it.
“Yeah, I’m a tough guy and I’m GREAT in the sack. Women throw themselves at me every time I go out. They all pant at my feet. Listen… they’re beating down by door now.”
Sure, mate, sure. That’s why you need to brag about it anonymously on the internet.
Jesus. Keep on bitching boys, it’s very entertaining…
July 26th, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: ad83f7eb93a46
I. Fucking. Love. This. Site.
It’s hilarious. Oops, I broke the first rule, the one that was spelled out (twice) on the home page.
Oh, do forgive me.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: be93bbbcaf7e0
Gal, you just couldn’t help yourself.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-comment-here-because-they-w ant-to-fuck-me/
-Dick
July 27th, 2007 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: bf1c132f6631e
Show me where a poster here (besides yourself) said that.
I am convinced that the posters who “brag” about those things are only doing so in response to ad-hominem used against them by rabid women.
Besides, ad-hominem attacks on the internet is stupid, in the same way that “bragging” about personal things are. It goes both ways.
Would you like to refute anything? Of course, you most likely believe that anything you have to say is important for the discussion. Or what?
Additionally, please tell me what you refer to as “bitching”, and explain why. If you have a problem with this site’s statement, please argue against it. If you have a problem with a poster, take it with him/her.
And please do refrain from acting “high and mighty” by using that patronizing tone. It is annoying as it is baseless, and taking your irrelevance into consideration, it makes you come across as a troll.
And since you most likely have nothing constructive to add that some other poster have not, please read the front page and follow the rules Gal referred to. And ask her to do the same.
If you DO have something relevant and constructive to add, feel free to do so.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: baa352258f387
Christ Talon, don’t get your knickers in a twist. I was *complimenting* this site. I said it was FUNNY.
And the definition of ‘bitching’ is to complain or gripe. You don’t see any of that? If you don’t, I can’t help you, mate, no one can make you see what you don’t want to.
And it’s a bit weak to complain that posters who brag are doing so in response to ‘rabid women’. So those ‘rabid women’ made them do it? What, they don’t have balls of their own? Come on… If you’re so pro men, you’re doing them a disservice.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
When a woman has lost an argument, she shall start talking complete nonsense (see The Laws of Women).
July 27th, 2007 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
Indeed. Men owe it to one another to teach their girlfriends the proper way to give a blowjob. Because, eventually, your girlfriend might turn into my girlfriend–that’s just the way the world works.
Or, perhaps, your girlfriend will talk to my girlfriend, and the knowledge can spread that way as well.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I didn’t even think of that. What a mantastic point! Well, that just gives more impetus to gird our loins, go into batte and fight the good fight.
July 27th, 2007 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: db705922347c2
You didn’t need an article to tell us this, the title says it all.
Women are MORONS! Love the site!
July 27th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 96b8abf4d8b83
MR. Dick! You are my HERO!
July 27th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 882b10cef2419
You’re not the bot? Thank goodness for small mercies. Welcome to the site.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0fe82e7c22d4
“If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine.” -Dick
All boys need to be taught this lesson in first grade.
July 30th, 2007 at 2:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 178184b5e7a53
No salt and pepper…just “controversial” stuff … I guess women really upset you! I bet you’ve never been in love!
Regards, MenLover!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Explain to me please, what is this love?
July 30th, 2007 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: e495293e7a1d3
All who come to the dark side come by lost love, only to linger in it’s memory.
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2defa37182ec
Wow this is really quite amusing! lol. So wait do you like other men dick or are you strait?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 602778c105019
Are you saying sex is all that women are good for? Not everything revolves around sex unless you’re a whore.
August 8th, 2007 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9136656cd776f
womens are apart of men world , that we cant deny them , its just depend of the way we treat them . so every one hates women is crazy,women in all the bad things that she have , we cant live with out her ……
August 8th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c004a30d17ad
You’re fucking dumb.